Leominster High School - Magnet Yearbook (Leominster, MA)

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14 THE MAGNET This year THe Macnet Board has instituted a new band of helpers for the “School Notes’ department, known as ‘Room Reporters.” The duty of the ‘Room Reporter” is to report all the humorous or otherwise interesting things that happen inthe class to which they are appointed. The reports, which are to state in which class the incident occurred, are to be slipped in the door of the private office with the rest of THE MAGNET material, not later than 1.15 on the fifth of each month. These “Room Keporters’’ should write their reports in translatable hiero- glyphics if they desire the accept- ance of the same. wW Very little credit is given to the pupil whose story is submitted to THE Macnet through the English teachers. For this reason a recep- tacle has been provided on the door of the inner office, in which the ma- terial is to be placed. This saves a great deal of work for every one con- cerned, and it is requested that the contributors use this from now on. All material must be submitted by the twenty-fifth of the month if it is to be used for the next issue. a1 ern ey 2 os The lack of noise at all athletic games is due, I think, to the fact that the school yells are but little known by the majority of pupils attending Leominster High School. For the benefit of those who do not know them we are printing a set of the re- vised and enlarged school yells for the coming year. Here they are. all together. Get ready. Now, One, two, three,— H.S. H.S. Hur-rah!! Hur-rah!! H.S. H.S:. Hur-rah!! Hur-rah!! Hur'rah! Hur'rah! Rah-Rah-Rah! RAZZLE DAZZLE Hobble Gobble. Razzle Dazzle. Sis-boom-bah! Leominster. Leominster. Rah! Rah! Rah! Leominster, Leominster is our cry. V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! WITH A VIVO With a Vivo, with a Vivo, with a Vivo, Vivo, Vum! Vum get a rat trap bigger than a cat trap Vum get a cat trap bigger than a rat trap Cannon-ball, cannon-ball. Sis-boom-bah! Leominster High School. Rah! Rah! Rah! Boom-a-lacka, boom-a-lacka Bow-wow-wow Chick-a-lacka, chick-a-lacka Chow-chow-chow Boom-a-lacka, Chick-a-lacka Who are we? Leominster, Leominster! Yes, sir-e-e-e-e! Leominster High School,

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THE MAGNET 13 About eleven o'clock, when Collins was telling Daly to brace up, Mr. Brown, the teacher of English, came up. “Oh, Collins, I’m so sorry you can’t play, but of course I had to turn your mark in at the office,” said Brown, looking at Daly. “Oh, I know that,” replied Collins, pleasantly, “I don’t blame you a bit.” “Why, why, are you Collins?” exclaimed Brown. Why, I thought you were Collins,” turning to Daly. ‘Why, why, why, I’ve made a serious mis- take, I guess.” Mr. Brown was very much excited now, “I thought you were Daly and that you, Daly, were Collins. It’s my mistake. It’s you that can’t play, Daly. I'll go right up and explain at the office. So sorry, Why, why, that was a dreadful mistake; but you know how forgetful I am,” and with that he hurried off and the Weston-Lincoln baseball game was as good as won for Lincoln High. PRUDENCE TREMBLAY, ’17. To the Freshman There, little Freshman, don’t cry, Your knees are weak, I know; You lose your sleep; your pulse don’t beat, You think the world your foe. There, little Freshman, don’t cry, They’ve smashed your nerves, I know, Those upperclassmen are everlastin In making you a show. There, little Freshman, don’t sigh; This world is full of woe, Improve your time, and never mind If Seniors do act so. For they were Freshies once; Just time has brought them through; And don’t forget when you ’gin to fret ’T will do the same for you. RANDALL E. FARQUHAR, ’17,

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LOCOMOTIVE (Very slowly) Rah!Rah!Rah!Rah! Leominster, Leominster (Faster) Rah!Rah!Rah!Rah! Leominster, Leominster (Still faster) Rah!Rah!Rah!Rah! Leominster, Leominster (Very fast) Rah!Rah!Rah!Rah! Leominster, Leominster Seven, six, five, four One, two, three, four Two, four Two, four Who are we for? Leominster-r-r-r-r! Oh! Me! Oh! My! Oh! Mamma! Oh! Mamma! Oh! Me! Oh! My! Three cheers for Captain Allen and the boys of Leominster High! Riter ter thrat, ter thrat, ter thrat Tara, to licks, to licks, to licks Kickee ba ba, kickee ba ba Leominster High School Rah! Rah! Rah! Gazilla, gazilla, gazilla, gaza Get'za, get'za, get'za, ga With a ho-ho-ho and a ha-ha-ha Leominster High School, Rah! Rah! Rah! Root-ti-toot-ti-toot-ti-toot Root-ti-toot-ti-toot-ti-toot High! High! Leominster High! | w On Friday, Sept. 22, the Senior class of Leominster High enjoyed the pleasures and benefits which are to be derived from an up-to-date Corn Roast. Mr. and Mrs. George Carter Chaney acted as chaperons for the party and enjoyed it as well as, if not better than, the members of the class. 2 The pupils in Room 20 are very proud of the fact that their room was the only one which received no deficiency slips on Oct. 2. May they keep up this standard during the year. THE MAGNET 15 ‘ Miss H.: Miss T., why do you pu ice in an ice chest? Miss T.: To keep it cool. The ice? 2 IN LATIN IV. Miss L.: Does any one know the last principal part of mzsceo? Miss L.,’17: Mosquitoe. w Teacher: What is a harbor? Mr. D.,’16: A harbor is a gulf, only smaller. Ww CHEMISTRY IV. Miss H.: Mr. G., what is the metal which is named after the Greek god- dess? Mr. G.,’r7: Mercury. w Miss H.: Have you-ever seen a cell? Wi Ae. Y-y-yes. (visibly embarrassed): w Miss D.: What was Grub Street? Mr. B.,’16: A street where there was a lot of restaurants? w Miss D.; What did Johnson do that made other people suffer? Mr. P.,’16: He talks a lot. w We learn from the Sophomore Latin Class, fifth period, that the Rhone was crossed by a Ford in Ceesar’s time. 2 IN THE COOKING CLASS Miss W.: Is there any one here who has never seen a mold? Miss M.: I haven’t. Do they walk?