Lemasters High School - Parnellian Yearbook (Lemasters, PA)

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esteem' C While hunting around for feature material for our yearbook, som senior decided we ought to know more about our faculty. That senior found some comrades-at-arms who also felt there were e. lot of things they always had wanted to know about the faculty. Thereupon they put their heads to- gether, prepared some intrusive questions, and interviewed those elusive personages, the faculty. Here is what they learned.j PRINCIPAL IAUSCII Ymat is your age? - i'33 fHe's a mang he doesn't 1ie.J Who is your favorite boy friend? - Hy son. - Who is your favorite girl friend? - ily daughter . I Your favorite drink ? - 1.2ilk . Favorite pastime ? - Reading , Your favorite car? - Hudson , Favorite dish? - Fried chicken and Date of marriage? - June 18 l937 . sweet potatoes . What was your first position? 1 Working on Saturdays in the American Store while in high school. I Your thoughts of present day clothes for 'women - g Your favorite high school class ? - None . ' Usual bedtime 7 - 11:3O . Wore u popular when you were young? - Can't remember back that far . gory absent-mindodg ho ought to make a good profossonl That thoughts do you have on the present day war? - All strikes should be outg all prices and wages should be frozeng and we should take the offensive, in-o you doing the thing you really like to do, or were you interested in teaching because of the money? - Certainly not because of the money. .Lro you married? - Yes. Rho should be boss, man or woman? - The man, of course. ' Do you think all men should marry? - Yes, Before thirty or after? - Before thirty. Describe yourself as you think you are. - Just average. v No thou hrs in that lined MISS GEARHART 00.11 you play any musical instruments? - Piano, Don't ask me how we1l,thoughY How old are you? - Close to that age. Yfould you likouto have a large family some day? - No, I think threo's p cnty Do you like to coach basketball? - Yes.

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10. SAFE AIR RAID REGULATIONS .-..-.- Mr. Hoge, our ex-teacher, contributed to our yearbook this summary of nwhat to Do in Case of Air Raidsu. 1. As soon as bombs start dropping run like foensoredl lit docsn't matter'wH whore just as long as you run like Ccenseredj, 2. Take adavntage of opportunities afforded you where air raid sirens sound the attack warning, for example: a. If in a bakery grab a pie, cake, etc. b. If in a tavern, grab a bottle. c. If in a movie, grab a blonde. 3. If you find an unexploded bomb, always pick it up and shake it, as the firing pin might be stuck. 4. If this docsn't work,loave it in the furnace, - the fire department will eomc later and' take care of things. 5. If an incendiary bomb is found burning in a building, throw some gasoline - on it. You can't put it out anyhow, so you might just as well have some fun. a. If no gasoline is available, threw a bucket of water on it and lie down ----- yeu're dead. I 6. Always get excited and holler bloody murder. It will add to the fun and the confusion, and scare the little kids. 7. Drink heavily, eat onions, limbergcr cheese, etc., before entering a crowded air-raid shelter. This will make you unpopular with the crowd in your immediate vicinity, eliminating any unnecessary discomfort that would be more prevalent if people crowded tee closely. 8. If you should be a victim of a dive bomb hit, don't go to pieces. Lie still and you won't be noticed. 9. Knock the air-raid wardens down if they tcll you what to do. They always save the best seats for their friends and themselves anyway. For women only : Never, under any circumstances, use common sense - you can't. JANUARY - Hone. FEBRUARY - nDetH - Gth. HDuokieU - 18th. nHinniGn - 28th. PMRCH - Goldie - 10th, HDOHU - 12th. nJimn - 15th. HFishern - 25rd. APRIL - nBivensn - 14th. HSipesu - 15th. DECEhBER - nCoblen - SENIOR BIRTHDAYS nDickN - 5th, nBillyH - 16th. ndarrettn - l9t Lester - 24th. JUNE - HBettyn - 15th. nH0bbyu - leeh. ILAY - u?foutzn - 19th. uGennyu - 22nd. uPhil' - 15th. nHe1enn - 26th JULY - nc., slaves - 2lst.g Mackey - 27th. h. AUGUST - Fone. SEPT. u VEdiihu 1 15th HSusanu H 25th, OCTOBER - None. NOV, - nPeteH - Sth. nBeattyH - 7th- uBarnesn - Bth. nRosieu - 13th. nBebu - 15th: nNegleyu - 22nd.

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Do you favor men in uniform? - I think they look nice, but I don't particu- ' larly favor them. , Who is your present boy friend? - I don't have any. Umother 119.1 What is your favorite pastime? - Making snow balls. Have you over had any blind dates? - yes , 1 Did it turn out for good or bad? - Bad Q- very bad . A ' What thing that ou have seen impressed you most? - Mrs Lauech when he watches a gall game. ' What kind and color of car do you like best? - A blue Buick . Why did you want to be a teacher? - You get mo, I don't know . lmia HAMIL W Are you married? - That's what my wife says. How many children do you have? - 'Three of my own. What kind of tobacco do you use? - Spittin' tobacco . What is your favorite high school class? - My homeroom group, of course . What political party do you belong tc? - The Donkeys . What is your favorite pastime? - Loafing . Actor? - Wallace Beary . Do you likeuto walk the floor with the baby? - Don't have to. He's a good baby. - ' - Describe yourself as you think you are. - Tall, dark, and handsome! Only one 'bad habit - chewing tobacco. I like raw hamburgersp pot-pie, and puddin' are my favorite dishes. V What do you do up on the hill so much? - Don't go up there any more. Would you like to be in Huntingdon now? - Nothing is the matter with me - QHe didn't get the drift of the question., MI S S YVINEMAN Your age, please? - Forty-nine . fDo you believe that?U Who is your present boy friend? - General MacArthur . Are you the eighth girl MacArthur was engaged to? - No, the third. Your date of marriage, if ever? - 2o,ooo A.D. What thoughts do you have on the present day situation? - MacArthur will beat them. What is your favorite pastime? - Knitting . . What is your favorite make of car? - Chevrolet, QFunny how they do like their ow-11.1 What is your favorite high school class? - The Seniors . QWe were all set for her,if she answered anyone else.J What is your favorite dish? - Spaghetti and meat balls. When do you usually retire? - '9:5O . How would you rate your popularity when you were young? - Most popular . How much do you weigh? - 250'. QShe must have left part of it home today, Your age of graduation from high school? When? Where? - Age - nineg year - m l905g school - Dogtown Primary. llflust have suspected this was an