Lemasters High School - Parnellian Yearbook (Lemasters, PA)

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air-raid observation post to anyone who can lose the sleep between three and six a.m. Wednesdays. Charles Detrich wills his stubborness and his poskiness to Boyd Bard with the directions to take a teaspeonful each evening before retiring. William Failor requests that his musical inclinations be accepted and used to good advantage by Leroy Cowan. His rhythm in cheer-leading he 1 leaves to Faye Baer. Betty Faith grants her senior dignity to Dick Lawyer. She also leaves her love for singing to anyone who thinks they can improve the junk-room entertainment. Gladys Fisher leaves her fondness for dark-haired boys to Anna Lee De- Lauder. Donald Gluck bestows his silliness upon Ruth Hayes and his poetic clever ness upon Freda Youse. ' Harold Hamil loaves his fondness for his home-room seat te Soupy Funk, and his regular school attendance to Robert Keefer. Harold Harrbaker leaves his skill in running the movio projector to Tom Fries, his No Swearing notice in front of tho mimcograph machine to all future Vex Scholae and Parne1lian printers. Richard Hoge requests that his uncontrollable temper be bestowed upon Joan Myers and his complainability to Norman Rosenberry. The eaptaincy of the '42-'45 basketball team he leaves to Paul Hake. Edna Hollinger grants her editor-in-chicfships to Pauline Hoke and hor ability to make speeches in English class to Mary Meyers. Mary Jarrett leaves hor long black hair to Mary Hornbaker with direct- ions to brush daily and shampoo weekly. Donald Lawyer requests that Warren Anderson take over the responsibility of supplying the school with weekly airplane maneuvers daring enough to dis- tract oven the A students from their work. John Hockey, Jr., gives his love for arguing with a certain teacher to Richard McCullough with this advice, UDen't carry it to extremes or you might become acquainted with the effiee.N Lester Malone bestows upon John Graham his bashfulncss and orders that it bo used in doses large enough to keep him quiet in study hall. Bernard McLucas grants his fondness for helping the opposite sox care for their personal belongings to Clair Brant. Quito willingly he leaves his love for smearing around thc mimeograph machine to Eben? Hochnan. Clarence Ncgley, Jr., leaves his quietness to Victor Rosenberry and his friendliness to Jean Yeager. Mary Pfoutz gives her ability to have and keep secrets to Mary Jane Plum. Halen Reeder ties up her politeness and her willingness to befriend others into one package and grants them to Earle Straloy. Susan Rockwell bequeaths her technique for attracting the opposite sex to Mabel Mullinex and her fondness for driving the car to any freshman who, can meet the necessary requirements and get the tires. Phyllis Rosenberry grants to Louise Keefer her success in netting an unmarried male teacher. Her position of Girls' and Intramural Sports Manager she leaves to anyone vdth the necessary patience and insusceptibility to bribes and arguments. Jerry Shives, after great deliberation, bestows his extraordinary laugh upon Freemont Rockwell, requesting that it be given the Pest Of CRYS-

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Lllmw' U E' 3 .T 'WHHIIV' i,jEl'!!E-1 31:11 vm .ZIIIVWKDLMB , H5 W F ? ? T : 3' XL r ' ' E '1' T Emo I ' A ' T lf! g 51 3!'lllIl!l -T 12 Af umm S ', E f We, the Class of Hineteen Hundred and Forty-two of Lemastsrs High School, finding ourselves forced to evacuate the halls of knowledge and other beloved domains over which we have held sway , do herein assign and bequeath to our successors in power the following articles, ideas, and possessions which we found toovcumhereome to bother with in our hasty de- parture. he do, moreover, herein abrogate any former agreements, treaties, or paets signed by the said Class of 1942. ITEM I - To the Class of l943 we leave our privilege of inspecting e. bezel: and attending a session of court, ei' giving twenty minute speeches and writing three-hundred word themes, and of dwelling in the cleanest, quietest, and most attractive room in the building. With our home-room we leave also the responsibility of maintaining it in 'as good a condition as we have passed it to you. ITEM II B We bequeath to the Sophomore Class our willingness to obey orders, to have our lessons well-prepared and our work always up-to-date, and to get to classes within the two-minute limit. ITEM III - To the Freshmen we grant any worthless possessions of ours which might be found about the school after our departure. To this be- quest we also add our manners, decorum, and ability to keep quiet. ' ITEM IV - To the faculty, who have ousted us from the institution after what they consider adequate guidance for an adequate waste of their precious timog depending upon our gullibilityl, we do reluctantly bequeath an increased tendency towards nervous prostration, a greater inclination to become angry, and a double dose of that aged look that results from excessive worry. May the gods have mercy on their souls. ITE!! V - Be the following discarded possessions of individual members of the Class of 1942 -duly rendered unto the recipients herein signified: Robert Anderson bequeaths his oondid camera hobby to anyone who can take picturos,e.nd his luck with crack-ups to George Reeder. Paul Barnes leaves his soccer suit with all the luck he had in it to Chubby Gift to be used in bringing heme the cup next year. Isobel Beatty requests that Stumpy Mellott and Pug' Miller grate- fully accept her extra height and divide it equally between them. Morrill Bivens leaves his ability to get along smoothly with others to Thelma Miller. Richard Coble grants his niclmamc Daisy to Junior Higgins and his

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Goldie Sipes leaves her dramatic ability to Harold Stahl, Her preference i h ' os to an one who can get acquainted with one. for Greencastle alumn s e glv y - ' ' Ralph Sipos grants his knack for being found in.a pleasant mood most of the time to Annu Tritlo. Edith Smith donates all the knowledge she learned about school executives through the N.Y.A. to Cetherine Humil. Gonifrode Smith bequeaths her basketball suit to Gladys Stahl with the hope that it will bring hor future luck. Her fondness for men in uniform she leaves to Grace Oakman. Dorothy Zoger leaves her blushes to Anna Leo DoLaudor. To Ruth Ryder she loaves her settledness Cloyulty to onej. ' ' On the sixth day of June, in the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and fortyhtwo, we, the Class of 1942, do hereby affix our signatures to this our lost will and testament, thereby dissolving all past agreements, and obligating our successors to obido by those our final wishes. Exeeutrix - Rosalie Fritz U The Class of l942 V.. 33 fD h, : 5 li Qv gl-W u'.- Bob Anderson 5 I'll be darn . Mary Jai-mm - you hdtv' ll Paul Barnes - Isobel Beatty Morrill Bivcns Di ek Coble - Pcte Detrich Bil1y Feilor Betty Faith - Gladys Fisher Rosalie Fritz Donald Gluck Harold Homil Harold Huwbalcer - Gosh, whiz! Dick Hoge - Edna Hollinger - Aw, shuelcs1 - Gee whiz! 1 We11,scat my oats - noh, myln Heck, noi Donald Lawyer - oh my goshz Junior Mackey - Darn it J Lester Malone - You don't say! Jim MeLuco.s - Goshl Junior Neglcy - Goo, whiz! Mary Pfoutz -. Doos it worry you? Helen Reeder - Oh, darn! A Phyllis Rosenberry - 0h,you're crazy Susan Rockwell - Heavon's sake! Jerry Shives - Holy smokes! Goldie Sipes - For Petc's sake! Ralph Sipes - Aw, s--tl Edith Smith - nNot muchlu Gonifrede Smith - Oh, my John! Dorothy Zogor - He11ol',' Great balls of fire - uHutsu Holy lciniptionn ::wg:: Leroy Holy Mackerel! You dopo For G--- sake!