Leland High School - Panther Yearbook (Leland, IL)

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famous book, HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN A PLAY BY ONLY SAYING FOUR WORDS. In a glitter of gold, Penni Horna arrives. That glitter of gold is her solid gold semi which was given to her by her husband who owns all the trucking lines in the world. Ken and Paul come together swinging mallets. They won the Croquet Champion ship of the World for Partners. Their success depended upon their excellent ability to get along with each other. Their trophy was a gold-plated Croquet ball which they are now fighting over. A terrific noise is heard outside and there is Nancy Davis on a tractor. She was so successful as secretary in the factory where she works that they gave her the highest position possible in the plant, oiling pistons for road machinery. Pete is next to arrive. He is now a prosperous C.P.A. for the Norwegian Com- pany of the world. He is also head of the accounting staff for salaries for profes- sional basketball players. Betty is smiling happily when she enters, carrying her Oscar which she won at the last Academy Awards show. She won it for the Best Costume Designer for the famous motion picture, CLEOPATRA. Good heavens, it sounds like a clarinet. Steve has just arrived with his new in- vention, a clarinet that plays while you suck IN on it. Here comes Donley, who just arrived on his ,rnillion dollar yacht, THE QUEEN MARY. He has made millions of dollars by selling paper to trigonometry students all over the world. Sara Baker, last to arrive, is leading her prize heifer, Lessur. Lessur won Grand Champion at the World Fair for Faithful 4-H'ers. Her secret to success she says, is singing Lessur to sleep every night. 3 Q ' Q7 K If I-ll log 'fi fefs r lf, A in C 53

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f f fr-Q U AQ Q , P X 6 X ll WAR 1 CLASS PROPHECT The reunion for the class of '63 is being held on the French Riviera, which was just purchased by that internationally known playboy, Bob Leonard. First to arrive is Barb Larson. She is prompt and efficient now. It's a permanent habit since she became the exclusive secretary to the President of the United States Loretta is here early too, since she is preparing the banquet for the reunion. She is an expert at mass food production, having to prepare all the food for the Foster Home for Children. Unfortunately, she has a soft heart and she and her husband have adopted forty-six children from the home in addition to their own f0Lu'teen. Donna arrives next carrying twenty cans of milk. She is supplying all the milk for the reunion since she and her husband started feeding their two million cows Bode's Easy-Flow Milk Feed, discovered by Bill Henrikson to make each cow produce 163 gallons of milk a day. Carol Wicks salutes everyone as she comes in. This is a permanent habit she acquired. She is a WAC now, and rumor has it she is trying to compete with her husband. Dave and Tom are congratulating each other as they enter. Each has invented world-shaking discoveries. Tom has found the 104th element while poking around in the ancient ruins of Leland High School. Dave found the cure for the ulcer and also, because of popular demand, an instant ulcer for the businessman. Nancy Heam is also very pleased with herself because she has just managed to get the legislature to pass her bill for making 4-H a subject in high schools through- out the nation. She is now a 4-H leader and music teacher in that booming city of Baker. Doug arrives soon riding his favorite white stallion Flyer. He is world famous since Doug has bred him especially to trot at 250 M.P.l-I. Mary Smith is an author now. She is passing out free autographed copies of her i54.AHfr Al xitln'-J I . f l on a NK Lqlifg-E MILK . H mwmvlnlw I A 52

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