Lehigh University - Epitome Yearbook (Bethlehem, PA)

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KAPPA ALPHA The Snake is ceased . . . The youngest Italian and his magic fork . . . Mitches . . . Announcement . . . What ' s Faustie ' s first name? . . . You mean Ron ' s Italian . . . Krash would . . . if he wasn ' t engaged . . . Wel- come to Furry ' s Kinky Corner . . . The Mobile Edna . . . Alice in Guzzler- land . . . You want to speak to Eddie? Do you mind holding? . . . Speed and the Porcelain 500 .. . The Tor that ate Pittsburgh . . . Who buys clothes at Fredrick ' s of Hollywood? . . . Pappy take a dive . . . BMW stands for Bama ' s marriage wish . . . Lisa is coming . . . again . . . Nick has Mary ... or does Mary have Nick . . . Another . . . boring an- nouncement . . . Cal ' s culinary catostrophies . . . whose plants did the rabbit eat . . . The track star does not have smelly feet . . . Mommy ' s calling . . . Chris who? . . . Merwinitis . . . K.T. ' s wierd women . . . What do you get when you cross a Rudy and Elliot? I don ' t know but what ever it is Kong likes it . . . let ' s talk about the C.E. Department at dinner . . . his employer knows him only as Volleyball . . . Jeannie, was Wrench a good KAP? . . . Who says the Ping-pong table doesn ' t fit in the pit? Carp, which Cindy is yours? 321

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K. Anthony, C. Botway, D. Bright, S. Carpenter, E. Connery, C. Covert, N. Fenelli, R. Furanna, M. Gorson, D. Gorzsas, C. Grant, P. Hauser, W. Hutton, R. Johns, K. Klingensmith, P. Lathrop, J. Maurer, J. McHugh, A. Merwin, G. Molitor, G. Moyer, D. Nissley, R. Parrino, R. Price, R. Rentier, D. Ritter, J. Schwanda, J. Shields, D. Shin, C. Smith, W. Staplins, V. Sytzko, K. Tower, R. Trerotola, R. Adams, J. Andrelczyk, J. Baxter, M. Giguere, J. Hildebrant, T. Ichihara, D. Krom, K. Meyer, P. Miller, B. Nyerges, J. Peters, J. Pope, L. Siegel, D. Smith, J. Smith. 320

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Howard ' s back this semester — Who cares? . . . Where are your priorities . . . Tube Room All-Stars . . . The Peris- cope Sees All . . . Thanks . . . Some of our best friends are Delts . . . Demmo ' s Pizza Lunch . . . But I ' ve got all weekend to do my term project! . . . No need for spurn . . . Luzz engages in afternoon delight ... So Murph, you think you ' re a brother . . . Let ' s paint Chenzo! . . . Oh, Ev . . . Oh God I ' m gonna be ill . . . Third floor is floating again . . . Baston, Schwantz, Hollywood, Pecker, Vagrant, Lingasaur . . . Bachs sees the crack of dawn . . . Test today, Ted? . . . What ' s Billera driving this week? . . . Today ' s Cawley ' s birthday!! . . . Oiy vey, Who ' s drawing swastikas on the phone booth? . . . Horning gets off the list — But does THAT count? . . . Nulty-Cheating during UMass Weekend?! . . . Laurie II Gets Flashed . . . Who ' s got Molly today? . . . Curley by a KO . . . Miller and linoleum come clean in the tub . . . Smile and say cheese loaf ... In the Race for a Date Contest It ' s Roids for 9, Mauler for ever . . . Cohn ' s first floor dump . . . All these stats and still loosers . . . Who ' s back in the Valley?!!? 322