Lebo High School - Wolf Cry Yearbook (Lebo, KS)

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I, CHARLES BARTLEY, am not going to will anything because I feel I will need it in the future. I, GALE COMBES, will my hunting ability to all of the amateurs afield. I, GLENN CRAFT, will my ability to be organized to Mr. Teichgraeber. I, JOHN DAVIES, will my ability to always stay out of trouble to brother Harlan. I, FLOYD DOWELL, will my ability Cif anyl to fly to anyone who even thinks they would like to learn how! I, WAYNE FRANCIS, will my curly hair to Linda Thorne. I, CATHY HAMMAN, will the wolf head to whoever is brave enough to wear it. I, ORVILLE HUTCHINSON, will my ability to work inthe lunchroom to anybody who thinks he can master the job. I, TERRY KNIGHT, will all my gum wrappers to Mrs. Miller, my speech teacher. I, CAROL LINHART, will my quiet, reserved cheering voice to loud, boisterous Marilyn Prowell. Q I, ROLLAND MARK, will my ability to excel in track to Thomas Henry Hatred. I, GALEN MILLER, will my ability to shoot pool to Phil Williams. I, VICKI MILLER, will my ability to get along so well with Mr. Allison to Shauna Bartley. I, BRENDA OTT, will my ability to irritate Mt. Teichgraeber to Darla Benton. I, DIANA POCK, will my ability to refrain from flirting to Janet Miller. I, KENNETH SCOTT, will nothi11g, for I owe nothi.ng. I, SHIRLEY SLOAN, will my drum major stick to anyone who can remember where I left it. . I, LINDA STANDIFERD, will my ability to date older boys to Margaret Linsey. I, NANCY STANDIFERD, will Sl. 00 worth of school pictures to M. Kimball to hang in the office. I, JIM THORNE, will my '64 chevy to anybody who thinks they can keep it on the Olivet road. I, DEANNA ZINK, will my ability to laugh and always have a good time to the faculty of LHS. We will the Juniors our good looks and our athletic abilities. We will the Sophomores our scholastic ability. We will the Freshmen our ability to get along with the teachers. 20

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It's the year 1987 and surprises came to the Lebo graduating class of '67. A meeting of two hundred ofthe country's most amazing celebrities was scheduled to begin this week in Honolulu and every one ofthe '67 Seniors appeared. Never in history has one school produced so many stars. Our ace reporter J erimiah Klondike was on the spot to describe the stars. First to step off the plane is Glenn Craft. He is now rated as the American woman's most sought-after man. He was heard to say as he stepped into the crowd. Easy girls, don't squeeze to tight, and let'sdrop the formality, you can call me Poopsey. Oh, America, you'll never believe this! Here is the toughest, meanest man in America. He's rated by the F. B. I. as the world's most wanted criminal. Look closely folks, that's Orville Muggsey Hutchinson. What's this sudden burst of excitement? Oh yes, Shirley Sloan is now in Hawaii. Better start running fellows. Miss Sloan just walked away with the gold medal in the Olympic 100 yd. dash. She's now considered the fastest woman alive. Coming down the steps of the plane is the richest and most successful man in the western hemisphere, Mr. Galen Miller. He is given credit for putting glasses on every poor-sighted person in America. His latest idea won him the Nobel Peace Prize. He provides free glasses for all referees before basketball games. Stepping off the plane is the world's biggest pig farmer. Jim owns a pig farm north of Lebo. lt is said that he and his wife have a pet pig named Arnold, that can almost out-eat Jim. Hold the wolfwhistles fellows! Making her exit from the plane is Nancy Standiferd who just replaced Elea- nor Roosevelt as the people's most loved woman. lt is said she knows three languages and can speak Spanish quite fluently. Watch out teenagers here he comes! Kenny Scott, recording idol, has just released his twenty-fourth smash hit which is already selling close to 1, OOO, OOO records. Kenny will always be remembered for his two golden oldies Roses are Red and Violets are Blue. And now before you is Carol Linhart. Second only to Jenny Lind in voice quality and strength she is now known as the Queen of the Opera Screechers. Carol accredits her great success to her high school music teacher who she swears taught her everything she knows. Cathy Hamman, first woman governor of Kansas, is now making her appearance. Cathy's first move when she took office was to bring back Jackson's spoils system. Many of her male friends are now in office. Linda Standiferd, who is next off the plane, is a famous highway engineer. She has recently constructed a speedway to Osage. Linda is wearinga smile because she is about to be married but there was a misunderstanding between Linda and the ouija board about the date. Vicki Miller, the world's most acclaimed psychologist has admitted one faultg she becomes too involved in other people's problems, but she can rest easier now because she finally got her younger sister married off. Stepping off the plane in his usual confident manner, Wayne Francis was heard to say that after overcoming some obstacles he has finally made it through college. He is now the owner of the largest chain of supermarkets in the nation. Pushing her way off the plane is Diana Pock. She is now engaged to the world's greatest basketball player who was a 1966 graduate of LHS. Diana is living in New York where she just loves the New York people. Excitement stirs as Terry Knight steps off the plane. Terry is the main character in Mother Goose's new poem The Old Man in the Shoe. V What's this? Why are all the military men saluting? Oh, it's Admiral David Bartley. David is the only Admiral in the history of LHS who could come back with wilder tales than Mr. Jerry Teichgraeber. Coming off the plane now is Mr. Thorne's lovely and charming wife, Brenda. lf you'll look closely you'll notice their nine children waving from the windows. Mrs. Thorne's new book has just been named America's best seller. It's entitled How I Found Happiness on a Pig Farm. Gale Combes the world's most acclaimed bud caller tells us that he owes most of his success to the quacks he ran around with in high school. The crowd is happy to see Rolland Mark stepping off the plane. Rolland was recently voted the most pop- ular bachelor host of the year. Rolland has attributed his success of being a bachelor for twenty years to being able to love'em and leave'em. A great honor is in store for us because the mayor of Chicago, Deanna Zink is stepping off the plane. De- anna is presently campaigning to pierce the ears of every girl in Chicago. After four years in agricultural training at K-State, our next celebrity, John Davies, revolutionized the la- bor saving devices. Although John gives the impression he's lazy, he's really thinking all the time. Last to leave the plane is the pilot, Floyd Dowell. Floyd received his fame during the Vietnam war when he wiped out single handedly a large group of Red Chineseg color cousins to the Red Baron. I9

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