Lebanon Valley College - Quittapahilla Yearbook (Annville, PA)

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L rSSU ■ I Intramurals, Illegal, I.D. ' s, Infirmary Varsity football is not the roughest sport on campus; intramurals are by far more injurious. The players are often for- mer high school jocks, whose main idea is get in there and kill, especially if you belong to a fraternity (Rivalry: Kalo-Philo see R.) Whether because of tension from school or over enthusiasm, every try is 100% effort, and the infirmary is filled for vi eeks. When speaking of the infirmary, always use a Dutchy Accent. Come on in for your physical. Any illness, surgery or other problems. No. Okay, go play, remember we ' re here to help you. When you ' re sick the infirmary always gives you pills to make you sleep. This is absurd because they know darn well no one has time to sleep! Illegal and I.D. ' s are actually one and the same. If you don ' t have one you use someone else ' s. Just don ' t get caught by Officer Finkle. J Jazz Band, Jogging Improvisational jazz, upbeat rock, gol- den oldies, whatever your favorite is the J-Band plays it. Everyone takes to the streets, espe- cially Maple, on those beautiful spring days. Just remember to run on the right side of the street! Annville now gives tick- ets for illegal jogging.

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G Graffiti, Groves, Graduation !! © the obscene even have a place at the Valley. But every once in a while they get their hands smacked and the board and markers are taken away as punishment for their nasty scribbles. The grove was also taken away and unfortunately we can not get it back (at the present time we just got the grove back — hallelujah!) Stan ' s Disco was great but that went out of business and so did the student ' s social life. Let ' s face it, standing elbow to elbow in a crowded hall way just isn ' t a good time!!! Graduating seniors are the people who still smile during finals week. (Grades see Frustration) H Hell Night, Homecoming All right you worthless pledges, lets see if you can survive the ultimate in mind games because it ' s HELL NIGHT! Get your bras and underwear. Once you make it, you know that you could never go through it again. Alumni return in droves and Dutch- man pride comes alive for the Home- coming festivities. After several lackluster years of participation by campus organi- zations, the parade of floats was revital- zed. The most welcome addition was the election of a senior Homecoming Queen — Congrats Elyce! The spectating stu- dents sipped their gloved Michelobs and cheered the Dutchmen on to a 14-7 triumph over the Devils.

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' K Kreiderheim, Kegs, Kreide r Kreiderheim is that big, old house that sits on the hill and that everyone longs to walk through The current occupants always extend a welcome to s tudents who want to frolick on the frozen ponds. Five a.m. is the safest time to bring in a new keg. This is one of the few times when dorm halls are nearly empty. Recently a new rash of keg parties has erupted in the men ' s dorms The parties are quite unique, a keg in the shower and girls admitted free of charge The beer supply is relatively aafe for a time, but news spreads by osmosis, and soon a roadtrip to Palmyra is once again required (See: Distributor) irA ' - 1, ' 4 ' ' ■ Labs, Leisure, Lines, Lampposts Labs can make total strangers become dear friends or sworn enemies. Hurry up, dammit ' I ' m going home today. Hey watch that acid ' Oh, well, I didn ' t like that shirt anyway If you ' re a science major you might as well move your bed into the lab Everyone says leisure time can be spent goofing off on campus First of all, who came up with the brilliant idea that a Valley student has leisure time ' And second, we have to find or search for things to do, because the bustling metropolis of Annville goes to sleep every night at 9:00 No matter how early you go to dinner you always wind up at the end of the line This is due to the fact that the people in front of you always leave up their friends and their friends, friends and so on and so forth . . . Kicked out any lampposts lately '