Lebanon Valley College - Quittapahilla Yearbook (Annville, PA)

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G Graffiti, Groves, Graduation !! © the obscene even have a place at the Valley. But every once in a while they get their hands smacked and the board and markers are taken away as punishment for their nasty scribbles. The grove was also taken away and unfortunately we can not get it back (at the present time we just got the grove back — hallelujah!) Stan ' s Disco was great but that went out of business and so did the student ' s social life. Let ' s face it, standing elbow to elbow in a crowded hall way just isn ' t a good time!!! Graduating seniors are the people who still smile during finals week. (Grades see Frustration) H Hell Night, Homecoming All right you worthless pledges, lets see if you can survive the ultimate in mind games because it ' s HELL NIGHT! Get your bras and underwear. Once you make it, you know that you could never go through it again. Alumni return in droves and Dutch- man pride comes alive for the Home- coming festivities. After several lackluster years of participation by campus organi- zations, the parade of floats was revital- zed. The most welcome addition was the election of a senior Homecoming Queen — Congrats Elyce! The spectating stu- dents sipped their gloved Michelobs and cheered the Dutchmen on to a 14-7 triumph over the Devils.

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E Eating, Exams If you can handle the dining hall day in and day out, you ' ve got a cast iron stom- ach! Such appetizing dishes like chuck wagon and Salisbury steak (better known as mystery meats) make you want to flee to Wendy ' s or McDonalds. For those who like a late night snack to break up the all-nighter. Sambo ' s and the Wedgewood aren ' t bad. Dunkin Donuts is also available if you can stand the com- pany. Never in all the years of higher educa- tion has one school had such an incredi- ble mass of back tests. Thank you Lord! F Arts Festival, Frosh, Frats The Arts Festival better known as Spring Drugs Weekend, is a great excuse to put away the books and screw off. Freshmen just seem to stand out in the crowd. (See large vertical photo on this page.) Either they look lost, scared, or they ' re the girls who constantly carry a pocketbook. Valley Frats Want You! A fraternity will teach you humility, pride, patience, and how to determine which one of 25 guys borrowed your new Playboy. Brother- hood is very big in fraternities, and why not? When you live with 25 guys all of whom have seen you go to the bathroom, shave, get very drunk or very stoned, and ' tDtherwise have seen you as the ass you sometimes are, you either love ' em or hate ' em or a little of both.

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L rSSU ■ I Intramurals, Illegal, I.D. ' s, Infirmary Varsity football is not the roughest sport on campus; intramurals are by far more injurious. The players are often for- mer high school jocks, whose main idea is get in there and kill, especially if you belong to a fraternity (Rivalry: Kalo-Philo see R.) Whether because of tension from school or over enthusiasm, every try is 100% effort, and the infirmary is filled for vi eeks. When speaking of the infirmary, always use a Dutchy Accent. Come on in for your physical. Any illness, surgery or other problems. No. Okay, go play, remember we ' re here to help you. When you ' re sick the infirmary always gives you pills to make you sleep. This is absurd because they know darn well no one has time to sleep! Illegal and I.D. ' s are actually one and the same. If you don ' t have one you use someone else ' s. Just don ' t get caught by Officer Finkle. J Jazz Band, Jogging Improvisational jazz, upbeat rock, gol- den oldies, whatever your favorite is the J-Band plays it. Everyone takes to the streets, espe- cially Maple, on those beautiful spring days. Just remember to run on the right side of the street! Annville now gives tick- ets for illegal jogging.