Lebanon Valley College - Quittapahilla Yearbook (Annville, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 270 of the 1912 volume:

i; The Bizarre ' 12 VOLUME XIII Published by The .liiiiittr Class of LohuiKtn Valley Colleue }i V ' rt i« i it Vf E HUMBLY present to you the thirteenth volume of the Bizarre. In it we have endeavored to portray all phases of student life during another year at our college, so that in after years, by reading over these pages, we may recall our col- lege days, the pleasures and the work attending those days, and that we may renew in our minds our great love for our Alma Afa- ter. We have done our very best. We pray you, take our effort kindly. We have finished. It is yours to criticise. Proceed. Editors. TO HENRY ECKERT WANNER, B. S. PROFESSOR OF CHEMISTRY AND PHYSICS WE THE CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWELVE RKSPKCTl ' ULLY DEDICATE THIS VOLUME 7 , C . rt-vu vv x B I Z A R R K 1 !) 1 2 Professor Henry Kckert Vaiiner I ROFKSSOR HENRY ECKERT WANNER was born May P28, 1885, at York, Pennsylvania. His mother. Mrs. Clara J. Wanner, was of Scotch- Irish descent and his father, Atreus Wanner, superintendent of the public schools of York, Pennsylvania, of German parentage. He attended the public schools of the city of his birth and graduated from the York High School in 1903. Enter- ing the University of Pennsylvania in the fall, he remained till the end of the Junior year, when he secured leave of ab- sence After working for six months in a lumber camp at Aspen, Colorado, and one year as assistant chemist and as- sayer with the Arizona Mining and Smelting Company, Needles, California, he returned to the University of Penn- sylvania. He was graduated from that institution in 1909 receiving the degree of Bachelor of Science in Chemistry. In the Fall of 1909 he was elected Professor of Chemistry and Physics at Lebanon Valley College which position he now holds Professor Wanner is a member of the Americal Chemical Society. He began his work as Professor with us but two years ago. In that time he has extended the scope of the department of Chemistry so that Lebanon ' alley may well be proud of it. But a visit to the department will show its organization and its effectiveness, which testifies to his mastery of his work His knowledge of Organic Chemistry may well be envied. Besides Chemistry, he has made a specialty of the study of Geology and Mineralogy, and every rock and land for- mation has for him a charm inviting investigation. In the class-room he is firm but sympathetic. In the laboratory he invites you to find out for yourself, but is always ready to assist when assistance means economy of time and no loss of opportunity to learn. We have learned to love his methods and undertake his subjects with confidence and enthusiasm Out of class he is no longer a Professor but is one of us. By placing himself on a level with the student he has endeared himself to every one. He is a sin- cere friend of the boys and the boys love him. Not a little of his success in the class room can be attributed to the fact that the student feels confident that the good will and interest of the instructor is centered upon him. It is only in this way that the best in both has been brought to the surface. We cannot fail to appreciate his interest in us and in the welfare of our col- lege. Every one of us admires him for the loyal support he has given to our Athletics. When others forsook, he came to the rescue. Page It BIZARRE li 12 Staff of Editors Editor-in-Chief SAMUEL O. GRIMM Associate Editors CLAIR F. HARNISH SAMUEL B. PLUMMER JAMES C. SHIVELY Department Editors ELIZABETH A LAU EARL H. CARMANY Artist DONALD C. KEISTER Poet JOHN WESLEY ISCHY Business Manager OLIVER BUTTER WICK Assistant Business Managers FORREST S. HENSEL JOSIAH F. REED 13 I Z A H K K 3 !) 1 2 The College Corporation BOARD OF TRUSTEES President Lawrence Keister, and Faculty, Ex-Officio. Represeniatives Jrom Rev, C W. Brewbaker, D. D. Rev. Wni. H. Washinger, D. D. . Rev. John E. Kleffnian, A. B. John C. Keckert, Esq. . George G. Snyder, Esq. Rev. Cvrus F. Flook Rev. John W. Owen, A. M., B. D. Rev. G. D Gossard, A B., D. D. Rev. A. B. Statton, A. M., D. D. . VV. O. Appenzellar, Esq. Rev. L. Walter Lutz the Pennsylvania Conference Chanibersburg Chambersburg Red Lion Dallastown Hagerstown, Md. Myersville, Md. Baltimore, Md. Baltimore, Md. Hagerstown, Md. Chambersburg Dallastown Rcpresentativis from the Ea Hon W. H. Ulrich Isaac B. Haak, Esq. John Hunsicker, Esq. Rev. J. A. Lyter, 1). D. Benjamin H. Engle, Esq. Jonas G. Stehwan, F sq. Rev. I). D. Lowery, D. D. Samuel F. P ngle, F sq. . George F Breinig, Esq. Aaron S. Kreider, Esq. . H. A. Sherk, Esq. Represen tatives J. Rev W. F. Gruver Rev. E. E NefF Rev A. S. Hammack Eugene Tutwiler FZimer Hodges W. S. Sechrist st Pennsylvania Conference. Hummelstown My erst own Lebanon Harrisburg Hummelstown Mountville Harrisburg Palmyra Allentown Annville Harrisburg o ?i the Virginia Conferenec Martinsburg, W. Va. Berkley Springs, Va. Dayton. Va. Harrisonburg, Va. . Winchester, Va. Keyser, W. ' a. 1911 1912 1912 1911 191 1 1912 191 1 1913 1913 1913 1913 1915 1913 1913 191 1 1912 1913 1913 1912 1913 1912 1913 191 1 191 2 1912 19 [2 1912 191 I Trustees- AT- L. ' RGE H. S. Immel, Mountville, Pa. B. Frank Keister, Scottdale, Pa Warren A. Thomas, Johnstown, Pa. A. J, Cochran, Dawson, Pa. Alumni Trustees Prof. H. H Baish, A. M., ' 01, Altoona; Rev. Alvin E. Shroyer, B. D., ' 00, Annville, Pa.; F. Berry Plummer, ' 05, Shippensburg, Pa. J I Z A H H i: 1 i) 1 2 College Calendar 1910-1911 i io Sept. 12, 13 Kxainination and Registration of Students. Sept. 14 Wednesday, College Year begins. Sept. 17 Reception to New Students. Oct. 6 Faculty Recital. Oct. 20 Clio Play — Breezy Point Oct. 29 Star Course — Strickland W. Gillilan. Oct. 31 Philo Hallowe ' en Party. Nov. II Clio- Kalo Joint Session Nov. 21 Star Course — Music Makers. Nov. 24 Fortieth Anniversary Clionian Literary Society. Nov. 24-26 Thanksgiving Recess. Dec 2 Clio- Philo Joint Session. Dec. 22 Fall Term ends; Christmas ' acation begins. 1911 Jan. 4 ' acation ends; Winter Term begins. Jan. 21 Star Course — Bishop Bell. Jan. 23-27 Mid year Examinations; First Semester ends. Jan. 26 Day of Prayer for Colleges Jan. 30 Second Semester begins. Feb. 12 Sunday, Dav of Prayer for Students. F ' eb. 14 Kalozetean Masquerade Party. Feb 18 Star Course — Signor Bartilotti Concert Company. Feb. 21 Anniversary Mathematical Round Table. Feb. 22 Washington ' s Birthda% — Holiday. March 9 Dramatic Recital by Miss Adams. March 17 Clionian Saint Patrick ' s Party. March 20 Star Course — Sylvester A. Long. March 24 Clio- Philo Joint Session; ' inter Term ends. March 27 Spring Term begins. April I Reception to New Students. April 7 Friday, Thirty fourth Anniversary Kalozetean Literary Society. May 5 Friday, F ' orty fourth Anniversary Philokosmian Literary Society. June 4 Sunday, 10:30 A m. Baccalaureate Sermon. 7:45 p. M. Exercises by Graduating Class in Music. June 6 Tuesday, 9:00 A. m. Annual Meeting of Board of Trustees. 7:45 v. M. Junior Oratorical Contest 9;oo p. M. Alumni Banquet and Reunion. June 7 Wednesday, Forty-fifth Annual Commencement. June 8 Reunion Day. FACULTY iiriiitH i iiH(Hiimiiiniii((i(iinui uiii timiuTmUiiiirinn iinni ' imiimiiiJm77mmn 15 I Z A H H i: 1 i 1 ' 2 LAWRENCE KEISTEK. D. D President S T B. Graduate of Otterbein I ' liiversily class of ' 82. degree of B S : received the degree A. B , ' 88, from Western (now Leaiider Clark) College. On completion of additional studies in gi. the degree of A M graduate in Theology, Boston University, class of ' 85, degree ST B ; in 1902 received the honorary degree D. D. from Lebanon X ' alley College. President Lebanon ' alley College 1907. Paffc iS 13 I Z A R K K 1 i) 1 2 John Evans Lehman, A.M. Professor of Mathematics and Astronomy. Lebanon Valley College, ' 74; A. M. Lebanon ' alley College, ' 77: Special stu- dent Ohio University, ' 91; Cornell, ' 92: Professor of Mathematics and Astronomy Lebanon ' alley College, ' 87. Hiram Hen Shenk, A. M. Dean Professor of History and Political Science. Cumberlaml Valley Normal School, ' 94: A. B. Ursinus College, ' 99: A. M. Lebanon Valley College, ' 00; I ' niversity of Wiscon- sin summer of ' 94; Correspondence Stndy Depirtment. University of Chicago, ' 04 ' 05: Professor i { ' History and Political Science Lebanon ' alley College, ' 00; Dean ' 07. Pag-e ig IJ 1 Z A K R i: 1 9 1 2 Samuel Hoffman Derickson, M. S. Professor of Biological Sciences. Newport High School; Lebanon ' alley Academy. ' 96 ' 97: B. S. Lebanon ' alley College, ' 02: M. S. Lebanon Valley Col- lege, Stuoent Johns Hopkins Univer- sity; Acting Professor of Biological Sciences Lebanon ' alley College, 04; Professor of Biological Sciences Lebanon ' alley College, ' 06. Alvin Edgar Shroyer, B. D. Professor of Greek and Bible. B. S. Lebanon Valley College, ' 00; Taught in Ohio Normal, ' oi- ' o2; B. D. Union Biblical Seminary, ' 03; Pastor U B. Church, Highspire, Pa., ' o3- ' o9; Professor of Greek and Bible, Lebanon Valley Col- lege, ' 09. Pao;c 20 n 1 Z A R R K 1 ) 1 2 Henry I{ckert Wanner, B. S. ProfeFSor of Chemistry and Physics. York High School, 03; Assistant Chem- ist Arizona-Mexican Mining and Smelting Co., ' 07-08; B. S. University of Pennsyl- vania, ' og; Professor of Chemistry and Phy- sics Lebanon Valley College, ' 09. Harry Edgar Spessard, A.M. Principal Academy. Hagerstown High School, ' 97; A. B. Lebanon ' alley College, ' 00: A.M. Leb- anon Valley College, ' 04; Columbia Uni- versity summer, ' 06; Professor of Mathe- matics Milton Academy, ' oi; Principal Washington Seminary, Huntsville, Wash- ington, ' 01 - ' 04: Principal Lebanon ' alley Academy, ' 09. Page 2[ i; I Z A R K K 1 1) 1 2 Mary E. Sleichter, A.M. Professor of German Language. A. B. and A. M. Wilson College; Special work at Cornell and Chicago Universities: Teacher of German and Latin Harrisburg, Philadelphia, and Pittston; Professor of German Lebanon Valley College since 09. Sarah Rush Parks, A. M. Professor of English. B. S. Northwestern University, ' 07; A. M. Columbia University, ' 10; Professor of English, Clark University, Atlanta Ga., ' 03- ' 04; Simpson College, Indianola, Iowa, ' 07- ' 08; Normal College of the City of New York, ' 08- ' 10; Lebanon Valley College, Page 22 H I ■ . A K R i: 1 ; 1 2 Louise Preston Dodge, Ph. D. Josephine Bittinger Eberly Professorship Latin Language and Literature. Ph D. Vale, oo: Assistant Professor of Latin Leland Stanford University, California. ' 95- ' gS; Reader Italian and English Bryn Mawr College, ' 03- ' 04; Principal School for Girls, Louisville, Kentucky, ' o - ' oS; Professor Latin and French Lebanon ' alley College, ' 09. Page 23 15 I Z A R R i: 11)1 2 E. Edwin Sheldon, Mus. M. Director of Conservatory Professor Pianoforte. Organ, Harmony, Counterpoint, Fugue. Alma College, ' 92; Oberlin (Ohioj Con- servatory, ' 95: Graduate New England Con- ser ' atory of Music, ' 00; Instructor Piano- forte and Theory, Toledo Conservatory, ' 02- ' 03; Musical Director Susquehanna Univer- sity, ' 03; Musical Director Lebanon Valley College, ' 10 Mrs. Ida Maneval Sheldon, Mus. B. Professor Pianoforte, Harmony, Musical Theory. Public Schools, Liberty, Pa.; Mansfield State Normal School: Graduate Susque- hanna Conservatory, ' 07; Summer ' 07 Sev- ern Studios, New York City; Instructor Pianoforte, Harmony, and Musical History, Susquehanna University, ' 07- ' 10; Engle Conservatory of Music, Lebanon ' alley College, 10. Pai: € 24. H I Z A K R 1 1 ; 1 2 Ethel Irene Brown Voice Culture. Graduate Westerly High School, West- erly, R. I., ' gfi; Musical training under stu- dio teachers, Providence, R. I. and Boston, Mass., of whom Mrs. Carolyn B. Lotnas and Professor VV ' ilhelm Heinrich were most noted; Concert recital and church solo work, ' c2- ' o8; Private teaching; Instructor V ' oice Susqiiehanna University, ' oS ' io; In- structor ' oice, Engle Conservatory, ' lo. May Belle Adams Oratory and Public Speaking. Graduate Emerson College of Oratory, ' 97; Instructor Gushing Academy, Ash- burnham, Mass.. ' 97- ' oo; Instructor Coze novia Seminary, Cozenia, N. Y., ' 00 04; Studied Harvard Summer School, ' 00 ' 01; Graduate study Ivmerson College, ' 04 and ' 06; Professor of Oratory and Assistant in English, Williamette University, Salem, Ore., ' 07- ' 10; Professor Oratory Lebanon Valley College, ' 10. Ai. ' r 15 1 Z A R R K 1 ; t 1 2 Florence S Boehm Instructor in Art. Attended Lincoln School, Philadelphia; Graduated from Annville High School, ' 02; Lebanon Valley College, Art Department, ' 04; Drexel Institute, 07; Instructor in Art Lebanon ' alley College, ' 08. Roger B. Saylor Physics and Assistant in Chemistry. Annville High School, 06; Lebanon Val- ley Academy, ' 07; Lebanon Valley College, ' 11; Columbia University Summer, ' 10. Page 26 B I Z A K R K 1 ' . 1 2 Francis K. Kennedy Cambridge High School; Roxbury High School: Boston Y. M. C. A. Evening In- stitute: Cambridge Y. M. C. A. Evening School: Assistant Biological Department. Scott Alfred Anderson Flute, Piccolo, Clarinet. Page 27 Rev. D. E. Long, A B. A. B. Lebanon Valley College, ' oo; Field Secretary, Lebanon Valley College, 08; Treasurer Lebanon Valley College, 09. Thos. S. Stein German Language Lucy S. Seltzer, A. B. German Language Rev. H. B. Spayd College Pastor. Page 28 I! I Z A R R I : 1 ; 1 -J Aluiiiiii Association of Lebanon Valley College President ' ice President Secretary Treasurer OFFICERS Dr. Seth A. Light, ' oo, Lebanon Pa. Mrs. C. ' . Henry. ' 92, Annville, Pa. Prof. S. H. Derickson, M. S., 02, Annville. Pa. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE Dr. Seth A. Light, ' 00, Ex-OflBcio Fred. Weiss Light, ' 00 .... Prof. S. H. Derickson, 02 - Prof. A. E. Shroyer, ' 00 . . - . Dr. V. W. Brunner, ' 00 .... Rev. S. Edwin Rupp, ' 01 - Rev. D. E. Long, ' 00 .... J. Walter Esbenshade, ' 03 .... Lebanon, Pa. Lebanon, Pa. Annville, Pa. Annville, Pa. Lebanon, Pa. Lebanon, Pa. Annville, Pa. Lebanon, Pa. Page 2 p iY SENIORS BIZARRE 15)12 Seniors 1911 OFFICERS First Semester President . . . Fred L. Frost Vice President . . J. K. Lehman Secretary . . . R. B. Savior Treasurer . . . W. C. Shoop Historian Samuel G. Ziegler Poet . . Earle A. Spessard MOTTO Ad Astra per Aspera FLOWER Wild Rose COLORS Scarlet and White YELL Genoo! Skidoo! Genick! Geneven! Lebanon Valley Nineteen Eleven. Second Semester J. K Lehman W. O. Ellis P. R. Koontz W. C. Shoop W. Albert Brunner Oliver T. Ehrhart William O. Ellis Fred L. Frost Phares M. Holdeman ROLL Artns O. Kauffman Francis R. Kennedy Paul R. Koontz John K. Lehman J. Edward Marshall Roger B. Saylor William C Shoop Earle A. Spessard Lester L- Spessard Samuel G. Ziegler Harvey E. Herr Page 32 EX-MEMBERS Saverio Rosato Esther N. Schell S. U. ZiL ' trlcr P. M. Holdcman W A ' Bru iner P. R. Koontz J. K. l.ehnia.i W. C. Shoop F. L. Frost J. E. MarsliHll W. O. Ellis A. O. Kauffumn F. R. Kennedy K, H. Siiylor O. T. Ehrhart E. A. Spessard L. L. Spessard H I Z A R R i: 1 ;t 1 2 W. Albert Brunner Historical Political Philokosniian Member Class Debating Team ' o8 and 09; Class Football and Baseball teams; President of class second term ' 09; Business Manager Bizarre ' 11; Department Editor College News ' 10; Associate- Editor and Business Manager College News ' 11; Delegate Student Volunteer Convention, Rochester 10; Treasurer Y. M. C. A. ' 11: Junior Oratorical Contest 10; Critic P. L. S. 10: President P. L. S. ' 11; Member Philo-Hall Building Committee ' 09 ' 11; P ' irst Orator P. L. S Anniversary 11; Biological Field Club; President Department of Oratory ' 10: Manager Baseball ' 11; Instructor History, Academy ' 09- 11. O. T. Ehrhart Historical Political Philokosniian Member of Class Debating Teams ' o7 ' o9; Treasurer Class ' 07 ' oS; Class Football Team; Class Poet ' 07 08; President of Class ' 08; Chairman of Bible Study Committee ' 08-09; Delegate to Pottsville Y. M. C. A. Convention ' 09; Vice President of Y. M. C. A. ' ou ' 10; President Y. M. C. A. ' lo- ' ii; President ' s Convention of Y. M. C. A. ' 10; Chairman Star Course Committee ' 09- ' 10; Treas- urer P. L. S. ' 08- ' 09; Critic P. L. S. ' ro; SeconJ Oration P. L S. Anniversary ' 11; Member Philo Hall Committee ' 08 ' 11; Junior Oratorical Contest: President Lancaster County Club ' 10 ri; President Senior-Junior Council ' 10; Secretary to College Treasurer 09- ' ! i; Football Manager ' 10; F ditor-in Chief Bizarre 191 i. ■William O. Ellis Chemical Biological Kalozetean Academic Scholarship ' 07; Cast of Toastmaster ' ci8; Substitute Class De bating Team 08; Toast Freshmen Banquet ' 08; Bag Rush ' t8 ' 09; Class Foot- ball Team ' 09; Chaplain K. L. S. ' 10; First Prize Pen and Ink Work at L V. C. art exhibit ' 09; Lebanon County Club ' 10; Artist Bizarre ' 11; Secretary K. L. S. ' 10; President Biolog ical Field Club ' (o; Second Prize Junior Oratorical Con- test ' 10; President K. L S. ' 10; Instructor in Biology ' 10; Vice President of Class ' 11; Critic K. L. S. ' 11; Department FIditor College News ' 10 ' 11: First Orator K. L. S. Anniversary ' ii. F. L. Frost Classical Kalozetean Class Football Team ' oS- ' og; Class Basket Ball Team ' o8- ' o9; Class Baseball Team ' oS- ' og; Class Secretary ' 09 ' 10; Glee Club ' 08- ' 09; Quarterback Varsity Foot-ball Team ' 10; Critic K L S. ' ro; Assistant Business Manager Bizarre ' 11; Class President ' lo- ' ii; Critic K. L. S. ' 10; President K. L. S. ' lo- ' ii; Assistant Librarian. P Ke 34- TW Z A R R K 1 ; 1 2 Phares M. Holdeman Historical- Political Kalozetean Ministerial Association; Lebanon County Club; Class Treasurer ' lo; Y. M. C. A. Membership Committee ' 07; Active Ministry for eight years. Artus O. Kauffman Historical- Political Philokosmian Class Teams 07- ' 09; Secretary of Class ' 09; Member of Republican Club 08; Treasurer of York Countv Club ' 08; Vice-President York County Club ' 08; President York County Club 10; Treasurer Mathematical Round Table ' oS; Vice-President Mathematical Round Table 10: President Mathematical Round Table ' 11; Member Senior-Junior Council ' o9- ' io: Chairman Star Course Com- mittee ' lo ' ii; Y. M. C. A. Delegate to Northfield Student Conference ' 10: Treasurer P. L. S. ' 09; Department Editor Bizarre ' 11; Chaplain P. L. S. ' 11; Delegate to Y. M. C. A. Convention, West Chester 11: Instructor Mathematics, Academy ' lo- ' ii; Critic P. L. S. ' 11. Francis R. Kennedy Chemical-Biological Kalozetean President Athletic Association ' 10: ' ice President K. L. S. ' 10; ' ice Presi- dent Biological Field Club ' 10; President K. L. S. ' 11: President ' s Address K. L. S. Anniversarj ' ' 11; Secretary Y. M. C. A. ' 09-10; Chairman Missionary Committee ' lo- ' ii; Department Editor College News ' lo- ' ii; Editor Examiner K. L. S. ' 10; Member of Foreign Work Committee ' 10; Class Foot-Ball Team ' 08- ' 09; Varsity Foot- Ball Team ' 10; Assistant in Biological Department ' lo- ' ii: Treasurer Republican Club ' 08. Paul Rodes Koontz Classical Philokosmian ' ice- President of Class ' oS- ' og; Glee Club ' oS- ' og: Class Base Ball and Bas- ket Ball ' 09; Department Editor College News ' og- ' io: Associate K ditor Bizarre ' 11; Secretary of Ministerial Association, Spring of ' 10; Junior Oratori- cal Contest: Shakespeare Club ' 09- ' 10; President of Cumberland ' alley Club ' 10- ' 11; President Ministerial Association, second semester ' 11; Member of Commit- tee V M. C. A. Foreign Work ' 10; Chairman Bible Study Committee ' lo- ' ii: Chorister Y. M. C. A. ' 10- ' 11; Critic P. L. S. ' 11: President ' s Address, P. L. S. Anniversary ' 1 1 ; Treasurer Athletic Association ' lo- ' ii; Secretary Class ' 11; Editor in- Chief College News, ' lo-ii; Librarian ' 11. President P. L. S. ' 11. P«g J .0 15 1 Z A R R P: 1 1) 1 2 John Karl Lehman Chemical- Biological Philokosmian Captain Class Foot Ball Team ' 07; Captain Class Basket Ball Team 07- ' 08; Captain Class Base Ball Team ' 08 ' 09; President of Class 11; President Mathe- matical Round Table ' 09: Chairman of Social Committee Y. M. C A. ' lo- ' ii; Delegate to NorthSeld Convention ' 09; President Lebanon County Club; Varsity Base-Ball Team ' 06- ' 10; Captain ' arsity Basket Ball Team ' 09; Captain ' arsity Foot Ball Team 10; Secretary P. L- S. 09; Member D. C. J. Edward Marshall Chemical Biological Philokosmian Class Foot Ball, Basket Ball, and Base Ball Teams 08-09; Centre Varsity Foot Ball Team ' 09-10; Class Secretary 09; Corresponding Secretary P. L S. ' 09; Editor P. L- S. ' 09; Vice President P. L. S. ' 10; Biological Field Club; De- partment Editor Bizarre ' 11; Shakespeare Club 10; Lebanon County Club; President P. L. S. 11; Member D. C. Roger B. Saylor Chemical Biological Philokosmian Instructor in Physics ' lo- ' i I ; Assistant in Physics and Chemistry ' 08-10; Vice-President Mathematical Round Table 09; President Mathematical Round Table ' 10; Vice President P. L. S. 09; Critic P. L. S. ' 10; ' ice President Class ' 09; Class Historian ' 09- ' 10; Class Secretary ' 10; Junior Oratorical Contest; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet ' lo- ' n; Star Course Committee og- ' io; Basket Ball Manager ' lo- ' ii; Class Athletic Teams; Hamlet Cast ' 10; Tweltth Night Cast ' 09; Delegate to Northfield ' 09; Lebanon County Club; Assistant Business Manager Bizarre ' 11; Member of D. C. ■William Carson Shoop Historical-Political Philokosmian Chaplain P. L. S. ' 06; First Class President; Class Base Ball Teams ' 08 ' 09; Class Foot Ball Team ' 08; Vice President of Class ' 10; Class Treasurer lo- ' ii; Served Union Circuit, East Pennsj ' lvania Conference as Pastor 07 ' 09; Served Chamber Hill and Ebenezer Charge, East Pennsylvania Conference as Pastor ' o9- ' ii; Delegate to Student ' s Ministerial Convention, New York City, ' 10; Dele- gate to Northfield, June ' 10; President Ministerial Association ' 10; President P. L. S. ' 10; Third Orator P. L. S. Anniversary ' 11. Page 6 B I Z A R R 1 : 1 ! t 1 2 Earle A. Spessard Historical- Political Philokosmian Society; Pianist 09; ' ice President ' 10; President ' 11; Critic ' 11; Member Building Committee 11; Class: Historian ' 08: President 10; Bizarre Staff ' 11; Poet ' 11; Base Ball ' 09; First Prize Junior Oratorical Contest ' 10; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet ' lo ' ii: Delegate to Northfield ' 09; Rochester ' lo- ' ii; West Chester ' 11; Star Course Committee ' lo- ' ii; Chairman and organizer of Foreign Work Com- mittee; Glee Club ' 07, ' 08, ' 09; College Orchestra ' 08; Quartette P. L. S. Anni- versary ' 07, ' 08, ' 09; Soloist P. L. S. Anniversary ' 09, ' 10, ' 11; Varsity Foot Ball ' 10; Manager Track Team ' 11; Associate Editor College News ' lo- ' ii; Biological Field Club; Biological Research Party Bermuda Islands 09; Instruc- tor Latin Lebanon ' alley Academy. Lester L. Spessard Historical-Political Philokosmian Glee Club ' oy- ' oS- ' oLi: Varsity Football ' o7- ' o8; Toastmaster ' 07: As You Like It ' 08: Y. M. C. A. Delegate Xorthfield Y. M. C. A. Convention ' 08: Y. M. C A. State Convention; Treasurer Mathematical Round Table ' 10; Presi- dent Olympian Tennis Club lo ' i i; President Prohibition League ' lo- ' i i. Samuel G. Ziegler Classical Philokosmian Prayer- Meeting Leader ' lo- ' ii; Secretary Senior-Junior Council ' 09- ' 10; Poet 191 1 Bizarre Staff; Vice President P. L. S. ' 10; Critic P. L. S. 10; Class President ' 10; Class Poet ' 08 ' 09; Class Historian ' lo- ' ii; Treasurer Ministerial Association ' 09; Treasurer L. ' . C. Bryan Club ' 09; Treasurer L. V. C. Prohi- bition League ' lo- ' i i ; ' ice President York County Club 09; Class Foot Ball Team. (igf S7 P, I Z A H R i: 1 il 1 ' J Class Historv I NT SEPTEMBER 1907 there was born in a little side room of the old Academy building the present pride of Lebanon Valley, the class of 191 1 . Though born amid humble surroundings it has risen until now it sways the scepter of power and influence over student life at the college Because of this fact there is talk of preserving the little room for its historical value even though we are only seniors and not D. D ' s., L L D ' s., or Ph. D ' s. Did you say, Tell us all! How can I? It is only he whose annals are brief thit publishes it all. As Freshmsn we were the first to introduce the cus- tom of wearing Green Caps here, — a custom that has been followed ever since. The Sophs thought that we were as brash as a country pumpkin vine: but were we? The result of our first contest, the bag rush, with them plainly tells. Our greatest victory however during our freshman year was the winning of the Freshman-Sophomore debate. It is true we knew little about foot ball this first year, but when it came to holding a banquet we so far outwitted the Sophs that they simply stood and looked on in wonder and amazement. The Sophomore year found a few old men gone, and a few new ones willing to enlist in the ranks of the scarlet and the white. The Freshmen who out-num- bered us were bitterly disappointed when the shot ending the bag rush was fired and the bag was found several feet across their goal line. In athletic contests however thej ' proved opponents worthy of our steel, but through it all we always had our team on the field to defend our honor. It was not so with them when forces seemed superior, for who ever saw or heard any thing of their debating team? While ours was ready for the contest their ' s was nowhere to be found, ' e point to the 191 i Bizarre and the Junior Oratorical Contest as monu- ments of our Junior year. But why all this boasting? Would we have the reader believe we were not discouraged by defeat nor daunted by disappointment. We have used them all, victories and defeats, to help us higher until now we are about to reach the height of graduation. Their contests in which we have struggled side by side have united us as loyal sons of the scarlet and white. All through these years the blue and white has been mingled with the scarlet and white until now there re- mains but one banner, one purpose, namely, to honor, to revere our Alma Mater. Pai e , ' (V r. I Z A H R K 1 ;  1 2 Class Poem THEN AND NOW Once the goal was far away; Now, ' tis here. Once we dreamed a dreamland laj ' ; Now, we fear. Fear the empty phantom of Unused hours, Fear the dizzy dark of life ' s Old misty showers. Then we wished our course were run, In mute remorse; But now we wish ' twere yet to run, That same old course! Yet, fragrant in our hearts are thoughts Of laurels won, Our nestling spirits soar, knowing Achievements done. We aimed at stars, we struck the moon; An accident! Now, we think we aimed too soon, Like precedent! But boys, we aimed! there ' s one more mark Our missile mars! Let ' s aim again, and then, perhaps We ' ll hit the stars. Page 39 BIZARRE 1 U 1 2 Oiir Senior Girls ' Tis girls that make the worlds go rouud, Where e ' er revolving worlds are found, They are the sun and stars that light Us, through this universal night. In every land, in every clime There have been girls, since dawn of time But ne ' er such girls were seen, I trow As those at Lebanon ' alley now. Pre eminent among this band The angelic girls of ' 1 1 stand; Personifying every grace That can exist in form or face. For them it is the spring returns And autumn ' s crimson banner burns; The mocking-bird and oriole, — They onlv sing to charm their souls. Helen of Troy could not compare With our dear girls — they are so fair; They are the dearest, sweetest things That ever wore engagement rings! A nation ' s jewels are not its pearls Or gold or rubies, but its girls. Not deeds nor conquests of a state — Its girls alone can make it great. So we of ' 1 1 lay no claim To great achievements, for our fame. The world shall judge us by our girls Our matchless, our immortal girls. -Pippi Page o 1 J I X A K R i: 1 ' .) 1 2 HARVKY E HERR An Esteemed Member of the Class 191 1 Born October 7, 1887 Died August 10, 19 10 V ' ' ' ■:frt.j ' TA Pc ■ , -v •m mJl. ' -- -Ik m B I Z A R R K 10 12 Junior Class ' 1 OEFICERS President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Fall Term Clair F. Harnish Helen Weidler James C Shively Winter Term SprintrTerm Elizabeth A. Lau Samuel B. Plummer Catherine E. Hershey Edna Kilmer Helen Weidler Nellie Seltzer Samuel B. Plummer Samuel B Plummer N. B. S. Thomas Historian . Catherine E. Hershey Poet . . John W. Ischy Motto — Ut Labor ita Praemium Flower — Yellow Rose Colors — Purple and Gold YELL Tip aloo, tip-a-loo, tip-a-loo, hoo, Kap-a-latch, kap a-latch, kap-a-latch, oo, Rin-a-zin, rin-a-zin, rin a zin, zelve, Lebanon V alley, Nineteen Twelve Arthur S. Beckley Oliver Butterwick Earl H. Carmany Samuel O. Grimm Clair F. Harnish Forrest S. Hensel Catherine E. Hershey John W. Ischy Myra Kiracofe Max Wingerd Robert D. Shenk Aaron Kreider Dawson Y. Flock CLASS ROLL Donald C. Keister Edna Ruth Kilmer Elizabeth A. Lau Titus J. Leibold Carrie S. Light Samuel B. Plummer Josiah F. Reed Ivan Ressler Ex-Members George W. Guyer A. Loiiise Kreider Leonard Sevastio Carrie E. King Jessie G. Light Chester E. Rettew Nellie Seltzer James C. Shively Charles C. Smith Norman B. S. Thomas Helen L. Weidler Charles G. White Guy Wingerd Mark H. Wert Verda A. Snyder Saverio Rosato Francis R. Kennedy ARTHUR S. BECKLEV Amnille, Pa. Historical-Political Kalo .etean Serene and calm is lie, for lie has liverl longer tliaii m ost of us. Ami not in vain, for he has gatherer! ahont him a family of his own. He was horn in South Lebanon Township, August 8, 1884. The farm was his liotiie. but find- ing farming a very hard task, he looked about for a more enticing occupation. Finally, having prepared for teaching, he assumed charge of a flock of xouiig- sters and inipaited to them words of advice and wisdom for two terms. Still dissatisfied, he again looked about him and saw far above him the plane of the ministry Making present cimditions a stepping stone to better things, he com- pleted his preparatory work at L. V. Academy and began his college career. Arthur has decided to make the ministry his life work and is at present serving Grantville charge most effectively. OLIVER BUTTERWICK Lebanon, Pa. Mathematical-Ph sical Philokosmian Business Manager You certainly know where Ono, Leba- non County is. That is where Ollie was born January 8, 1890. Ollie is the life and spirit of our class, the favorite of all — ready to meet any situation, any question from French to Chemistry in a surprising manner. Philosophy, Logic, and Psychology are nothing for him. Surely he could not have learned all he knows at Lebanon High. Part of it is the result of his trip to the West. Ollie stoutly maintains that he is go- ing to be a minister — his family has de- cided that wav for him. At once grave and serious, foolish and mischievous, and O, what a spendthrift of his tounge he is. But listen! Oliver is the only Man in our class who has announced his engagement. It is to the smallest, darkest-eyed girl that 1912 can claim. Earl Henry Carmanv Annville, Pa. Mathematical-Physical Philokosmian Comniie first saw the light of day at Annville, Pa., ou July i6, 1892. The patriotic feeling, dominant at that season attached itself to this young man ' s char- acter. It was intended that Earl should make his debut into .Annville society on July the fourth but owing to some mis- understanding he did not arrive until some time later. After graduating from Annville High School in ' 07, and Leba- non Valley Academy in ' 08, he decided to enter the college itself. He is a very clever and apt student. He spends much of his -ipare time with the bunch in the dormitorj- and has become so closely allied with them, that one invariably forgets that he lives out in the town. After graduating he expects to teach Chemistry and — .Ah! what ' s the use! Let ' s go to Lebanon. SAMUEL O. GRIMM Red Lion, Pa. Cliemical- Biological Philokosmian Editor-in-Chief Sam, hails from Red Lion. The peo- ple there still celebrate September 3 in honor of that day back in ' 89, when Sam first came to town. Nothing eventful seems to have happened until 1904, when he graduated from Red Lion High School. The greatest day in Sam ' s life so far, was when he set out for Millers- ville in the fall of ' 05. He finished there in ' 07, but took something away with him much more valuable than a diploma — to him at least. The two years foUovs ' - ing were spent in teaching. In ' 09, S. O. came to L. V. preparatory to accept- ing a professorship in some University. Here there is a steady application to work with no outside interference — but nobody wonders why. Capable of doing any amount of work and doing it well, he is a credit to the class of 1912. Clair F. Harnish Meclianicsburg, Pa. Historical-Political Pbilokosiiiian Clair calls Meclianicsburg liis home — a thing of which he is extremely proud. Although the almanac does not schtdule a panic in the year 1889. there certainly must have been one. And it was hard luck for Clair, too. There never was a harder or more diligent student than Clair. Clair has always been a staunch supporter of athlf tics and has all but won his letters in football. His skill on the diamond has been honored by his election to the captamship of our base- ball team for 191 1. I wonder if you have noticed Clair ' s growing love for music lately. That undoubtedly is what is drawing him so constantly, so fervent- ly out Railroad street. It certainly could be nothing less than this that would make him neglect . ' bner ' s interests so miserably. But music hath charms. FORREST S. HENSEL Lykens, Pa. Historical-Pol itical Philokosmian Lo! what have we here? It is Tommy ' who first xi ted somewhere in Dauphin County in the neighborhood of Lykens. He was born in 1890, and first brightened his ideas at Lykens High. He came to Lebanon Valley in 19C18. with the avowed intention of becoming a min- ister. Tommy long since adopted for his motto: Much study is a weariness to the flesh. But why much study when he can learn it all in an incredibly short time. Tommy is our heavy- weight and is a star on the gridiron, hav- ing had three year ' s experience on the Varsity and has been appropriately elect- ed Captain for our next season. He is an enthusiast in colUge and i lass spirit. When he has finished his college course he expects to assume direction of his dad ' s clothing firm. Catherine E Hkrshey He rsliey, Pa. Historical-Political Clionian Cat is our athletic girl. Hershey is her liome, but she put in her appearance at Derry Church. April 30, iSgo. U ' e know little of her youth and hence we offer no explanations. To satisfy her desire for education, she decided to spend some time and enertjy at Lebanon Valley. Cat is a faithful standby of the College News. She firmlv re- fuses to take a dare, to turn down a bet, to decline any invitation for a good time, which is shown by her ready acquies- cence to dine with the boys at Gray- bills. She has the splendid reputation of being one of the best students of which L. V. can boast. With her ex- perience on the College News we may expect her to become a prominent journ- alist. Failing in that she will doubtless take unto herself a husband and live happily ever after. JOHN WESLEY ISCHY Lebanon, Pa. Historical-Political Kalozetean Every time we pronounce his name we think of sneezing or saying, No, she is not. He ' s a kidder but that ' s not all. He is our class poet and he is an orator and reader as well. Who is not acquainted with his sweet, melodi- ous voice? He graduates from the de- partment of Oratory in June 191 1. He appeared on Mother Earth January i, 1SS5, at Sardis, Pa. After various vicissi- tudes of fortune, of which he can give no satisfactory account, he conceived a business career. After he graduated from Vandergrift Commercial School and had made up his mind that there was something lacking somewhere, he came to Lebanon Valley. He is a master of wit and can turn any situation to his credit. He fell in with us and is mak- ing good. It ' s all here and it ' s all true. DONALD C. KEISTKR Aiiiiville, I ' a. Historical- Political Kalozeteaii Donald, frequently spoken of as Don, was born at Riverside, Cal., Nov. 23, 1889. Since his father is Presi- dent of the college. Don is a good boy hut sometimes plays the fowl game which is predominant among college students. He is a social star, spending his spare moments in taking care of the girl and visiting his friends in the dor- mitory. He is a graduate of L V ' . .Acad- emy and is fortunate in having the honor of attending several Public Schools, which has -.uhjected him to various in- fluences. He is medium in stature and has an attractive personality. He is the artist of this book and his sketches them- selves speak for his artistic ability. He always sticks to his opinions, which cuses him to indulge frequently in ar- gumentation, which is his chief delight. He IS undecided about his future work. EDNA RUTH KILMER Reading, Pa. Historical-Political Clioniau Edna was born February 25. 1892, at Myerstown. After spending a few years there she moved to Reading and conies to us as an honor graduate of that High School. She entered Lebanon Valley as a member of the class of ' 13, but after spending one year in that class she de- cided to join the class of ' 12. The most important element of her character is her pleasing manner, always wearing a contented smile. She is an exception- ally bright student and is the Profs. ' last resort when all others fail. Her chief delight is in being a help-mate in the work of Chemistry and Physics, in which she takes profound interest. On enter- ing L. V. she seemed as one to whom love was a ridiculous word, but she has gradually become a convert of cupid, for which she cannot be censured. ELIZABETH A. LAU Vork. Pa. Modern Language Clionian Lizzie was born February 4, iSgi at Dover, York County, Pa. She gra ' lnat- ed from the North York High School class of ' oS and York City High School class of ' 09. After the completion of her high school course she came to Lebanon Valley to better satisfy her insatiable de- sire for knowledge. She possesses great intellectual ability and is a profound thinker. She is a member of the scrub faculty and is splendidly equipped for her work. She is the only one of the fair sex to have the honor of being on the Bizarre Staff, where she has been faithful to her task. She frequently en- tertains in the Ladies ' Parlor but she claims it is a waste of time — the L. V. boys are too slow. Lizzie thinks of teaching but we fear that her kind and sweet disposition will soon attract her into a narrower sphere — the home. TITUS J. LEIBOLD Reading, Pa. Modern Language Philokosmian Titus, chaplain of the boys ' dormi- tory, was born and reared in Reading which he claims accounts for his peculiar prouonciation of his • V and W. After graduating from the Reading High School he decided to come to Lebanon Valley with the intention of preparing for his life work of administering comfort to sin-sick souls. Titus is a bright stu- dent in most of his classes which he says, is due to the paternal influence his room-mate ' Ollie ' exerted over him in his Freshman year. He is passion- ately fond of the atmosphere of his room in which he can be found at any time except when taking his morning walk or his semi-annual bath. He is very sys- tematic in all his duties, spending his spare moments in reading Philosophy and Theology in order to prepare himself more thoroughly for his chosen vocation. mm CARRIE S. LKIHT Jonestown, Pa. Modern Language Clioniaii Carrie enjoys the liistinction of being the most excitable of our girls, especial- ly when witnessing inter-class contests. This, however, signifies her profound class spirit She has lived in Jonestown all her life, and she says it is the Ideal of her Dreams. Carrie graduated from Jonestown High School in 1906. She then decided to satisfy her ambition by taking a course at L. V. C and while here she has always proved to be a good student, which shows that her aim will be attained. Her greatest fault is that she is so backward; but then you hear one voice whisper, You don ' t know Carrie like I do. and we should not be surprised to hear soon after she receives her diploma that she has become the help-mate of one of our 1913 boys, for we are told that she loves him dearly. Carrie was born 1S91. Samtel B. Pummer Hagerstown, Md. Historical-Political Philokosmian Sam was brought into life in the hot month of July on the fourteenth day in 1891. He graduated from Hagerstown High School in 1909, and from there en- tered Lebanon Valley as a Sophomore. He at once joined the class in all their undertakings and showed much interest in athletics, until he was disabled with a fractured bone. Since that he has not entered any except marble-shooting and pie eating contests and social work in the Ladies ' Parlor. He is a very brilliant student especially in his line, the His- torical-Political course. In his first year he did some work towards his A. B. — but using Sam ' s words, Me for Lebanon. The one of numerous things that makes one delight in his company, is his keen sense of humor and wit Sam says he is going to take law when he gets his dip at Lebanon Valley. JOSIAH F. REED Cheniical-Bioloarical Lebanon, Pa. Kalozetean Josiah, commonly known as Jesse, claims Jeddo, Luzerne county, as his birth-place, being born there in 1891. For a time he attended the public schools of that place. He came to Lebanon at the age of eleven and was a member of the class of 1908 Lebanon High School, and is now what we term Lebanon Stock, some of which is smuggled into the Freshman class each year. Right from the start Jesse made good with the Profs., and also made a great hit with the girls, always trying out new ones, and for the first week doing things up in A-i style, and then some one else butted in, and beat him out. We do not know what Jesse intends to do after leaving L. V. We see him in no other business than that of the proprie- torship of the Reed Shoe Store. IVAN L. RESSLER, Shamokin, Pa. Chemical-Biological Kalozetean At last we have discoverd a disciple of hard work and we are constantly alarmed for fear Ivan might be overcome by an attack of nervous prostration. He comes from the coal regions where he has al- ways been accustomed to seeing work being done. Possibly that accounts for his failuie to note the necessity of devo- tion to that human past-time. He was at Shaniokin in 1S91, and after graduat- ing at Shamokin High School in 1909, he joined our happy throng the following fall. Ivan is an excellent barber and can cut hair and whiskers to order. Room No. 5 ( Ivan ' s room) is the rendezvous for the weary. Ivan never lets anything but a member of the opposite sex worry him, but takes matters as tb?y come. Such sound Philosophy cannot fail to make of Ivan a great man, famous thg world over. CHESTER E. RETTEW Columbia, Pa. Classical Kalozetean When the sun rose on the morning of October 4, 1S90, it shone with greater brilliancy because of the advent of Ches- ter, commonly known as Chetty. This lad received his early training in the Columbia public schools, graduating in 1908. Those who knew him first called him Lizzie because he seemed so gentle in his nature. He came to Leba- non Valley and endeavored to raise a mustache and appeared in public in full dress. His mustache proved a complete failure and — well, he soon put away these childish things. This year he be- gan his work in the ministry and is now serving his first charge. Early in his college course he captivated the heart of one of our fair Co-eds and his devotion has no ceasing. After receiving his A. B., he e.xpects to go to a seminary, and then we will greet him as Bishop Rettew. NELLIE SELTZER Lebanon, Pa. Modern Language Clionian Nellie is the only girl in our class who conits from Lebanon up. She has alwavs lived there, that is, ever since August 15, iSc ' g. But it is rumored that now she prefers Avon to her native city and more than likely she will take up her abode in that quiet country t iwn just as soon as some of the 1913 Lights graduate. Nellie is a tall attractive girl whose appearance tells you that she is an untiring and diligent student. Her extreme fondness and aptitude for Latin and French make her quite a star in that department. Her thorough preparation for her work was acquired at Lebani n High School. She is a born leader and could uphold woman ' s rights, if she should chose to do so. Her inclinations run in a different channel, and are well expressed in her motto, Waste not your affections on the desert air. JAMES C. SHIVEIvY Fayetteville, Pa. Classical Philokosmian Jinmiie comes to us from Cham- bersburg High School from which he graduated in 1909. He claims he made his presence known for the iirst time at Fayetteville, Pa., February 25, 1890. He attended Chanibersburg Academy for a short time until he assimilated so much of its intellectuality that it was forced to the wall. He then finished his prepara- tory course at the above mentioned High School. James came into our midst so quietly that we did not recognize the ad- dition to our class until a few weeks later, for James has a very tender voice, and it is exceedinglj ' diiEcult for him to be heard at a distsnce of a few feet. Jinimie is a hard student and as long as his mind does not wander after the fair co-eds he pulls one A after the other. He intends to continue his stud- ies at Vale. CHARLES C. SMITH Red Lion, Pa. Hi torical-Political Philokosmian Charles, better known as C. C, sa s he came into the world January 5, 1S91, in a sunny little village down by York. He received his early education in the public schools of that place and was presented a diploma in 1907. He entered Lebanon Valley in the fall of 1908 after having blistered school kids for one whole year. Work has no ter- rors for him. He came to college for the purpose of finding for him.self a help- mate and he has been quite successful ever since he struck the place. He used to like to go to Lebanon quite frequently but this year he seems to be most inter- ested in the oil business. But in spite of all, Charlie says he is going to study law. Knowing some of the requirements of the profession we conclude that he will be a decided success. NORMAN THOMAS Hagerstowii, Md. Historical-Political Philokosmian Norman blew in to L. V. C. from Shenandoah Collegiate Institute from which he was graduated. He started trouble for the first time January 24, 1885, at, well, he says, Away out in the country close to Loppin ' s Cross-roads, if you know where that is. He is the only member in our class having a B. S. He is a minister and bears the re- putation of being the mctst pious and solemn brother in our class. He is a hard, diligent student nevertheless and will sometime become one of the leam ing men of our church. He cares noth- ing for athletics and this affords him more time to spend with his books. We see a high position awaiting him so-de years hence wliich may be the head of a family — we are careful not to be too sure about it. HELEN L. WEIDLER Historical-Political Royalton, Pa- Clionian This petite, brunette lassie was born at Hunimelstown, Pa., on January 6, 18S9. Owing to the fact that her father is a minister, her preparatory education was acquired on the installment plan. She absorbed part of her knowledge at Hershey and part at AUentown, where she graduated in ' 07. After teaching one year in Lehigh County she entered L. V. Helen is the prettiest girl in our class. Quiet and unassuming in her manner, she possesses a subtle charm which has brought more than one young man to her feet. We venture the pre- dictiou that after graduation she will either become a minister ' s wife or a deaconess. We wish her success in either event. When she had passed, it was like the ceasing of exquisite music. CHARLES G. WHITE Historical-Political Aiiiiville, Pa. Kalozetean On the morning of July 9, 1881, in Jef- ferson township, Washington Co., Pa., a stork was seen hovering over a certain house. It soon alighted and left a chub- by little urchin as a present to the happy parents. Because of his youthful pre- cocity and his inherent goodness his parents decided to educate him for the ministry. Accordingly he was sent to Brockwayville High School where he graduated in ' 97. After tw-o years addi- tional work at that place he entered Albright Prep school in ' 07. There he finished two years of college work and then joined the Junior class at Lebanon Valley. He has the honor of being one of the two benedicts in our class and is the proud father of three children. He is quiet and unassuming but sincere in the discharge of all his duties. GUY WINGERD Chambersburg, Pa. Classical Philokosmian Guy, otherwise known as Gee, was born on December 4, 1S90, at Chambers- burg, tliat beautiful town of the Cumber- land Valley where Dutch is unknown. After having completed his preparatory course at the Chambersburg Academy from which institution he was graduated in ' o,S, he came to Lebanon Valley as a freshman. Because of his manly habits and genial disposition, Guy has endear- ed himself not only to his fellow students but to the Facult} ' as well. His one great failing, however, is a great weak- ness for the gentler sex, in whose com- pany he is constantly found. He is him- self a decided blonde and in direct con- tradiction to that great law of Physics that like repels like, has ever had a de- cided preference for Blondes. He expects to teach several years and then pursue his education in higher fields. 15 I Z A R R E 1 it 1 2 Class Historv DiISTAXCE lends enchantment, and we look back upon our own happj- __ Freshman days with a full sense of pleasure; our relations and sympathy b with our cousins, the class of 1914, has forced us to recall all the exper- iences of the happiest period of our career — our Freshman year. Things that seemed hard and unpleasant then, have been generoush ' softened by the gentle touch of time. First of all, I wish to record our first victory on the gridiron, with a score of 10 — o. Then came our basket ball game, lively from start to finish: our boys con- stantly urged on and encouraged by the loyal cheers of their classmates, left the scene of the contest wiien the final score was 10 — 6. Poor 1911 left it with gloomy faces and after many naughty displays of temper Amid all these struggles for athletic victories, came our class banquet, a great affair, and one of the most pleasant memories we have to look back upon. It is pathetic to recall our first class baseball game, when the score was 14 — o, in our favor, at the end of tlie sixth inning. At the close of this inning, be- cause of our pity for our opponents and their disgust with themselves, their team, and life in general, it was mutually agreed to call off the game. Before closing the account of our Freshman year, it is very necessary to remind some of the con- ceited members of 1911. of the long dreary walk they once took, into the country in the company of several Freshmen, on a dark, starless night. Turning to our Sophomore year, we have a vision of Wiggie and W ' eigle being deposited, about midnight, somewhere in the wilds of the Sad mountains, far from dear old Annville. Upon discovering his situation W ' eigle was right- eously indignant, and in his heart threatened vengeance on every member of 19 1 2. But he saw his anger had been aroused all in vain, and he spent the night in peaceful, solitary slumber. In the morning when the timid natives inquired of him, How did you get here? he replied in his most grandiloquent manner, By a ci rcuitous route. We won in the poster scrap that year, and many attractive posters graced the numerous buildings in this vicinity. The final picture I wish to show you for this year, is, a great crowd of eager, excited faces peeping down from their safe retreat on top of the Ad building, at the crowd of students gathered on the campus beneath them. Lowering majestically above the group on the roof float- ed the beautiful Purple and Gold flag of 1912. In our Junior year, we have devoted all our efforts toward the production of this book. But we decided to have at least one jolly good time before we all be- came dignified Seniors. It is useless to speak of the splendid feed we had. Be- cause of the many good things to eat, the victims of the dining hall were deprived of the company of several Juniors for a few days. May 1 91 2 always be dear to L. ' . C. BIZARRE 1912 Class Poem From the valleys bright with sunshine, From the hills with flowers gay; From the fields and from the woodland, Where the gentle Dryads play; Where the graceful, winging woodbine Wafted by the gentle breeze. Builds them arbors ' midst the trees That in solemn silence stand; From the village where in pleasures Swiftly sped our play hood hours, From the towns, from cities gleaming Lifting skyward lofty towers; Where are garnered truest treasures, — Human hearts from which in love Service to the God above Is ever sweetly streaming. Leaving those loved scenes behind us That have brot us joys in youth. We have come with these, the others, Seekers for eternal truth; Truth that will thru life remind us That if we would truly live, We must lives of service give To our faltering brothers. We have come where knowledge, calling To the soul that would be free. Offers its most precious treasure, — Path to glorious destiny; Path that in its course ne ' er falling. Mounting upward all the way To the bright and perfect day, And life in fullest measure. Should you ask us why thus gladly Leaving all our hearts held dear. Leaving loved ones who adore us. Loyal hearts, they hid the tear — Hid the tear, and, smiling, sadly At the parting sped us on; Page 58 1 ' . I Z A R R E 1 i) 1 2 Now they dream while we are gone Of future bright, before us. Should you ask us and inquire Why the shelt ' ring walls of home, In our heart of hearts still cherished. We have left, afar to roam; On affection ' s hearth the fire Left neglected; while the years Passing on, bring dower of years For early friendships perished. Should you ask us the reason, — In reply our hearts would speak, Hearts that heard in silent sorrow, Cries of anguish from the weak; In life ' s fair unclouded season Heard we cries of deepest woe Of those whose lives in darkness flow To more dark tomorrow. Ah, the souls of men are stricken With the burden of their woe. And they cry, those souls in anguish, — Will our brothers leave us so? At the call our heart beats quicken — We could not help but heed the call. Nor leave our comrades all. Thus in death to languish. Onward then, the call is ringing Down the vista of the years. The heroic spirit, hearing; Answers, undismayed by fears; Enters in the conflict singing, Knowing well the strife will be Ended soon in victory, — Foes all disappearing. There is more in life than living, Truth and Right are still disowned, — Freedom ' s heights are still untrod, — Wrong and Falsehood, still enthroned, ' Vision guided, we are giving Not our lives alone, hut all That we cherish, at the call Of humanity and God. II Ul v % HLL s BIZARRE 1 i ) 1 2 Sophomores 1913 OFFICERS First Semester Second Semester President . G. Adolphus Richie Charles Y. Ulrich Vice President . Earl G. Loser Lottie Spessard Secretary . Sara Zimmerman . Clara Horn Treasurer . Edith Lehman Edith Lehman Historian . Amos H . Weigle Poet . . Sarah Zi: mmerman Motto — Vista Unita Fortior Flower — Red Clover Colors — Crimson and Steel YELL Boom-a-lacka! Rack ajacka! Boom a lacka! Bing! Ripazipa! Zip-a-ripa! Rip a.zipa! Zing! Wahoo! Yahoo! Wahoo! Gee! Nineteen thirteen L. V. C. Lottie M. Spessard Florence E. Christeson Sara E. Zimmerman Edna E. Yarkers Edith M. Lehman Florence E. Klippinger Clara K. Horn CLASS ROLL Ivan K. Potter Amos H. Weigle G. Adolphus Richie Earl G. Loser Clarence Ulrich George A. Williams E. Kephart Bougter Frank Shearer P. F. Roberts Landis R. Klinger Paul Loser ' ictor D. MulhoUen Boaz G. Light Charles Y. Ulrich Victor M. Heffelfinger Page 62 ■Piin, F I? r Z A K K i: 1 O 1 12 Class History ACTS ARE history, not dreams. Of that institution of which there is nothing to be written most can be written, for the absence of facts opens a vast arena to the ingenuit}- of the historian. All class histories read like the epitaphs on the monuments of the departed dead: few are true, more are questionable and the most are but the dream of what might have been. The history of the class of 1913 is an open book which even he who runs may read. Ushered into life in celebration of the centennial of the birth of the great Emancipator, adorned with the numerals which a less valorous class would have deemed unlucky, with a class roll of twice its numerical standard, the class of Thirteen began to astonish the world with its precocity and muscular activ- ity from the very beginning of existence, sweeping the Sophs off the earth with an avalanche of victories that will stand as a monument of the unconquer- able spirit of the class. The clean sweep of the Freshman year excited so much confidence that in the following year the Crimson and Steel dared to unfold its sacred colors before the battle array of a galaxy embracing everything from the class of 1914 to the class of 19 umpety-steen ' with no discredit to its valor, discovered that it had bit off more nor it could chaw. With just the sufficient quota required in the Tug of War, we undertook to shove the earth from under the feet of the Granite and Steal, and succeeded admirably in the first half If we would have had the first half last, this history would be differen t. But there was a flareback in the second half. The law of the majority swung the pendulum to the other side Again in football, where it required the whole class to make up an even eleven, excepting the historian who was credited with a case of col i feet and the co eds who were debarred on account of the rules of tackling, the majority ruled. There was a surprise. The game wasn ' t as much of a walkover as was expected. In this game the second half drew a blank. Practice made perfect here, but in the Tug of War it killed the practitioners. If we could have played the last half first, this history might be different. If, if, if. . . . Being very lenient, and acting under the light persuasion of the Lebanon Police Department, the State Constabulary, the Harrisburg Police, Fire and Rapid Transit Departments and the Harrisburg Ministerium, we, although ap- prised beforehand of the time and place, allowed the girl, and the boy, to satiate expectant appetites at the banquet of the children ' s hour, where clams were served. The success of their strategy is attributed to the fineness of the voice, lungs and liver of the Press. Page 6 B I Z A K K K 1 1) 1 2 In niemoriatn, we lament the departure of eight of our number, called to other fields of duty. We were glad to have them with us. If their departure enhanced their welfare, we rejoice with them in their departure. But their chairs are vacant in our sessions. We feel and lament their absence. Two years have gone. It is mid -day. We entered the regions of lore in the early morn, in awe because tall mountains hid the land of repose, and rivers deep flowed before our feet unspanned. But invincible hope led the way. Mountains can be climbed, and no river too steep for confident feet. The forenoon of our college course was pleasant and mutuilly beneficial, the afternoon promises still greater things. What this afternoon will be will determine even the afternoon of our lives. We must do our best in the former, and When the curfew shall toll the decline of the soul And we pass to our heavenly weal. May we sink to sweet rest to abide with the blest Yet a thought for the Crimson and Steel. Sophs, Sophs, Sophs, O, what bubble-heads I see And I wouldn ' t think of uttering The thoughts that arise in me. O, bad for the Sophomore class, It celebrates only defeat. O, bad for the Sophomore class, It ' s only a bunch of conceit. And the silly Sophs go on. Of all things they ' re the worst. But O, for a chance to crack their heads And see the bubbles burst. Sophs, Sophs, Sophs, What a bunch of fools ye be. The boasts you make of what you ' ve done Is all hot-air to me. Pae-e 6 BIZARRE 19 12 ' The Crimson and Steel To thee, bright banner, fain would we A glowing tribute bring And to the class that loves thee best Due praises now would sing. But, as when by the ocean vast One stands — nor words can find To tell his thoughts, in vain would we Speak thoughts which fill our mind. Yet not those seawaves-mightj ' , strong. Surpass our love for thee. And scarcely have those breakers bold More dauntlessness than we. Whichever way we turn our eyes We see thee symbolized. The past is there — a Crimson dawn — The victories we prized. By gones have fled — we face Today Yet true as Steel we ' ll be. We have not numbers, but we are The pluck of L. V. C. We care not for the little lost But for the much we ' ve won We ' ve learned to struggle and to win By our own strength alone. Our motto is the bond which joins All in one common heart. Dissention cannot enter in Division ne ' er will part. Crimson and Steel! thy ladies fair Love thee, and love thy name. Thy sons are true knights who will fight To raise thee into fame. Page 66 BIZARRK 1! 1 ' 2 Freshman Class 1914 OFFICERS B ' all Term President Walter D. Biever Vice President Arthur Light Secretary M. Josephine Urich Treasurer Paul Strickler Historian Poet Winter Term Paul Strickler Henry E. Snavely E May Meyer Harrv H. Charlton Spring Term Lester A. Rodes Blanche M Risser Kathryn Bachnian John E. Sherk Henry Elias Snavely Blanche M. Risser Motto — Dum vivimus, viviamus Flower — Daisy Colors — Blue Granite and Brown Charles H. Arndt Kathryn B. Bachman William Becker Walter D. Biever Harry H. Charlton John Curry David Gruber Leray B. Harnish (Reporter) Warren Hayes Mark G. Holzman Paul B. Hummel Daisy M. Kline YELL Baz a-roo, Gaz-el-koo, Bric-a-brac, Bliv-adoo, Gliv-a-doo, Rick o-Rick, San-a lee, Dan-a-ric, Kosh-akav-a-kee, 1914, L. V. C. CLASS ROLL Edward Kreider Henry H. Kreider Edgar Landis Arthur Light John B. Lyter E. May Meyer Edythe L. Morrison Edward Mutch Claude D. Reddick D. Leonard Reddick Blanche M. Risser Lester A. Rodes Carl Schmidt John E. Sherk Henry E. Snavely William Stager Paul Strickler Harry E. Ulrich M. Josephine Urich J. Allen Walter Russel Weidler David E. Young D. Ellis Zimmerman George S. ZuUinger Page 68 p. I Z A H R K 1 ' .) 1 12 Gliiss Historv lAST COMMENCEMENT day several members of the class of iyi2 and ___ a few other persons gifted with more than the average allotment of fore- sight stirred the echoes of Engle Hall with a song entitled Fourteen Will Shine Next Year. ' erily, the days of fulfilled prophecy are not over, for Fourteen did shine with a luminosity infinitely more brilliant than was expect- ed by her most ard ent sympathizers. Early on the first day of the college year, realizing that we had nothing to fear, not even the Sophomores, we proceeded, not to some outof the way place, as they had done on a similar occasion, but to the Carnegie Library where we or- ganized as the Class of 1914 without any opposition from the Sophomores. The following night, while the members of a certain class of crustaceans, which, on account of its stupenduous stupidity resulting from a grossly exagger- ated state of egotism, closely resembles the lobster, were preparing what was in- tended for a clam stew, they fell into it themselves. However, no lives were lost. Those whose mammas make their habitat near the banks of the classic Quittapa- hilla succeeded in extricating themselves from their predicament, and in making their way thither with their little tales of woe. The clams, even though they had been the intended victims of a cruel conspiracy, in a spirit of magnanimity, kindly conveyed a number of those whose mothers ' advice and protection were close at hand to the Water Works in order that they might refresh their depressed spirits in the rejuvinating depths of the historic Union Canal. During the Fall we added two notable victories to our glorious annals; the Tug of War, which was so one-sided that the Sophs quit in disgust, and the foot- ball game, which we won by the overwhelming score of 24 — o. Among all our achievements there is one that will remain fresh in our mem- ories even though the hand of time succeeds in effacing all recollection of the rest, our banquet which was probably the greatest that was ever held by a class ofdear old L. V. C. This we celebrated at the Metropolitan Hotel in Harrisburg. In spite of the strenuous efforts of the Sophs to the contrary, all who had intended to do so participated in the festivities. Again it was demonstrated that, instead of the Freshmen turning out to be fools, as had been prophesied in the ill fated posters, the Sophomores proved that they, above all others, had first claim to the appellation. Lest we be accused of vain boasting, we wish to state that we realize that we have made many mistakes, but in spite of these, we cannot fail to feel a just sense ot pride as we survey the history of our first year within the immortal halls of our chosen Alma Mater What class would not rejoice in our victories! What in- stitution would not be pleased to include many of our number in its courses, and on its athletic teams. What body of intelligent young men and women would not take delight in attempting to fully realize the ideal in Dum vivimus, vivamus. BIZARRK lt 12 Class Poem Yon have heard, no doubt, before Of us Freshmen greens, galore At L. V. C. And some professor always calls As we flutter through the halls Of L. V. C. And our valiant colors are waved Where ' er Sophomores we ' ve braved At L V. C. As at foot-ball, tng of war, And other victories by the score At L. V. C. Only six girls in this stunning crowd Surely they with hearts are crowned Oh! L. V. C. There blue eyes, brown eyes, and gray eyes too But the gray are most beautiful they think, don ' t you? Ah! L. V. C. Thirty five are to be found ■Wearing granite blue and brown At L. V. C. Tho ' with several more we started These from our green vine have parted And from L. V. C. Surely our banquet our motto proved Dum vivimus, vivamus; we ' re no prudes. We of L. V. C. Trust that as Sophomores we may be Just as true children of L. V. C. And now as college we ' re passing through On the dining hall fare and philosophy, too. Of I,. V. C. Our proctors and our Profs. — we ' ll remember them e ' er And for Alma Mater send up a prayer For L. V. C. ' ( i, ' - ' J I B I Z A R R K 1 ;) 1 2 President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Seniors Conservatory OFFICERS Ora B. Bachman Edith A. Gingrich Ruth C. Detweiler Verda A. Snvder Colors — Pink and Steel Flower — Pink Rose Paoc -f i; r z A H K !•: i ; i 2 Class Pot ' ni O precious years, all too swiftly flown, Leaving us, teachers, Profs., or concert-singers, Perhaps to drill and train some pupil ' s heavy fingers, Making the scale and notes to them well known. How we did fret and fume when our good master, Worrying over our poor and miserable playing, Often scolded us, in this way saying — Can ' t you learn to play a little faster? Oh, despised practice! keeping us at work, ■W hen our companions were having lots of fun. When all their study hours were over, past, and done But we could ne ' er our practice hour shirk! Could we to leave these halls today be glad? No, rather shall not our hearts be dark and sad? f ' Se 75 BIZARRE 1 ! t 1 2 Conservatory of Music ROLL Seniors Bachnian, Ora B. Detweiler, Ruth C. Diehtn, Meda M. Engle, Ruth E. Fry, Anna A. Gingrich, Katharine M. Behney, Myrle Light, Marion Mozer, Katherine Gingrich, Edith A. Meyer, Elizabeth May Juniors Spayd, Mary A. Spessard, Bertha S. Strickler, Sarah K. Sophomores Schell, Susan Shanaman, Mabel Weidnian, Evelvn Kreshinen and Albright, Ruth Anderson, Scott Bangser, Bertha Bittner, Mrs. O. R. Botts, George F. Brightbill, Helen Cooke, Gertrude Deibler, John Q. Dunmire, Homer S. Ely, Naomi R. Emenheiser, Cora F ngle, Larene Fegan, Lloyd V. Fink, Catherine Foltz, Eva M. Frantz, Susan Gantz, Lillian Hayes, Warren Kindry, Elsie C. Specials Kerschi ' er, Maude Kreider, Joseph Kunst, Ernestina Leister, Maurice Long, Dora Louser, Marie Maulfair, Mary E. Nye, Florence Roland, Florence Risser, Blanche Rice, Delia Rettew, Chester Ramler, William Smith, Grace Spessard, Lottie Schenk, Elmer Turby, Myrle Zullinger, George Page yd jipiLjiiiiijuiiijPfiniiiwinim!.! WO-K B I Z A R R K 1 i) 1 ' 2 Oratorv Graduates OFFICERS President John Wesley Ischy Secretary and Treasurer Nona Downey Hockenbuy Class Poet Verda A. Snyder Motto Power through service Colors Green and White Class Flower Lily of the Valley CLASS ROLL John Wesley Ischy Nona Downey Hockenbury Verda A. Snvder Department Students Nona Downey Hockenburyjosephine Urich John Wesley Ischy Helen Weidler Verda A. Snyder Edna Yarkers Carrie S. Light Helen Brightbill Grace N. Smith Ethel Daugherty Mary Henry Anna Dubble Esther Schel l Elizabeth Kreider Nancy Kreider Kathryn Light Page So li I Z A R R E 1 1) 1 2 Lily of the Valley Unpretending little flower Filling thy small place with beauty, Service glad, thy joy, thy duty. Child thou art, of April shower. Incarnating in thy being. Spirit of the crystal snow Ling ' ring where soft breezes blow; While the days of May are fleeing. Thy life, thy service represent — Things for which our work has stood; Growth and beauty, truth, the good. The highest, only, to content. Give thy message gentle flower Lifting lives to nobler height. Standing ever for the right Till we gain through service, power. ' itXf V BIZARRE 11)12 Pre ps President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Poet OFFICERS First Semester Ralph Reigle Helen Brightbill Ruth E. Engle Harry A. Denlinger The Engle Twins Second Semester Sedic S Rine Robert E. Hartz Myrle Turby Harry A. Denlinger Motto — Virtus in actione consistit. . Flower — Dandelion Joseph W. Bomberger Scott A. Anderson Gideon L. Blough Helen E. Brightbill Amos C. Byle John Henry Condran Paul Wagner Deck Harry A. Denlinger Anna Dubble William R. Dunlap Naomi Ruth Ely LaRene R. Engle Ruth V. Engle Ruth E. Engle Iva Clyde Eby YELL Boom a lacka, booma a-lacka, Boomaalacka, bow, Chick alacka, chicka-lacka. Chick-a-lacka, chow, Boom alacka, chick-a-lacka, ree, Ree, rah, ray, L. v., L. V, A. MEMBERS Elizabeth Viola Gruber Herman Earl George Lillie E. Haak Robert E. Hartz Irvin Victor Kreider Robert R Light Allen J. Meyer Ada Horst David Mason Long James L. Miller Katherine E. Mozer Sedic Sherman Rine Harold Risser Edward H. S.uith Mary Alice Spayd Ralph Feldman Susie Mary Schell Myrle E. Turby John S Shannon Harry A . Znch Edith L. Zuch Ralph Reigle William L. Murray William McConnel J. Maurice Leister Mark G. Holzman Paul Elsworth Holdcraft Phares B. Gibble Mary Gallagher Homer S. Dunmire George S. Zullinger r I z A R R i: 1 ; 1 2 Acadeinv Historv N THE year 1834, as near as can be determined, there was a small pri- vate school near the site of John L. Savior Son ' s Carriage Works on White Oak street. This was the beginning of the Annville Academy. In 1836 the school was moved to a bu ilding on Main street, which in 1858 was replaced by the old Academy building. In 1868 this was donated to Lebanon Valley College. The Academy then existed independently of the College until 1904. At that time it was made a distinct part of the college under the name of Lebanon Valley Academy with Professor Spessard as its Principal. From then on the Academy has steadily grown under his efficient direction. In 1906 a scholarship of one hundred dollars in Lebanon ' alley College was first offered. This has been taken every year by the pupil who has had the highest grades in the Senior class. In 1908 the students of the Academy organized a debating club, which met monthly. This was the first student organization in the Aca- demy. The strong foot ball and baseball teams of that year testify for the spirit of the students. It was this same year that the Senior class first had a gradua- tion exercise. The class numbered twelve and showed in their commencement, how efficiently they had been the leaders of the Academy for that year. The class of 1910 numbered thirteen and proved equally capable of leading its student organization. Though the debating club was dropped, the Academy still existed as an organized body. The foot ball and the base ball teams were quite on a par with the year before. The year 1910 1 1 started with a great deal of spirit and a bright outlook. Though the Senior class numbered but seven, the entire Aca- demy had a larger enrollment than ever before. The first Academy basket ball team was started this year. With the kind help of the Principal, the base ball season was put on a firm financial basis and, with the hearty co operation of all the students, was made a success. So the Academy has gained strength from year to year. To those before us who helped to make it what it is, we, the pre- sent members, give ovir hearty thanks, and hope that in the future, Lebanon ' al- ley Academy may continue to grow until it has indeed made a name for itself. Page S6 i; I Z A R R K 10 12 Prep Poem We ' re Preps, we ' re Preps, who says we are not. Who questions that matter is off in the top. The Prep. Athletes have quite a name. Where ' er they go they win great fame. There ' s a nice little youngster, an excellent maid Fate tried to conceal lier by naming her Spayd. And there is another, Dinny ' ' by name. He shouts all day long, Brightbill ' s my aim. McConnel and Gibble with grave mathematical looks. Make believe they know the whole blamed books. And poor little Condran thi nking it true, Followed their foot steps and so fell thru. Do you hear that kid translating — the one that is tony? Oh! don ' t you worry, she is fixed with a pony. That ' s Ruth of Palmyra and not of the dorm. Thank fortune! she ' s escaped many a storm. This fellow ' s the president, — the fellow that is fat. He boards at the dorm, but doesn ' t show that. We say, there ' re hundreds of Preps when we chat — We can ' t name them all, don t blame us for that. Then there ' s our Academy with its red and its black. The crown of our laurels, the pride of our hearts. And when we are done with Academy life, We ' ll look forward with pleasure to college strife. Page sy I! I Z A H K i: 1 ' .) 1 2 Academy Troubles There, Mary S. don ' t cry, You ' re really too young, you know, Tho ' a heartless No Can often make go The handsomest here below, But childish troubles soon pass by, There, Mary dear, don ' t cry. There, Helen dear, don ' t cry A dress you must wear, I know. And the football field Is hard to yield. And girls must be girls, I know. But Vassar holds all for which you sigh. There, Helen dear, don ' t cry. There, Sedic . don ' t crj ' . You were taken up, I know. By a curly tress Too much, I guess. For one who would choose just so And it ' s hard to be in the public eye, There, Sedic , don ' t crv. Page 88 ATHLETICS B I Z A R R K 1 !) 1 2 CjiPTAiN LEHMAN, FALL ' 10 Page go B I Z A K R i: 1 ' • 1 2 Athlt ' tic Association OFFICERS President ' ice President Treasurer . Secretarv Clair F Harnish Earl G Loser Paul R Koontz Earl G Loser MANAGERS Foot Ball Assistant Foot Ball Basket Ball Assistant Basket Ball Base Ball Assistant Base Ball Track . Assistant Track Tennis Assistant Tennis EXF.CUTIVE BOAKD Professor H. E ' anner Professor A E Shruyer Faculty Members Clair F. Harnish, 12 Paul R. Koontz, ' 1 [ Earl G. Loser, ' 13 Oliver Butterwick, ' 12 Roger B. Savior, ' i r Earle A Spessard, 11 Edna R. Kilmer, ' i 2 Oliver Butterwick G Adolpluis Richie Roger B. Savior Josiah F Reed W Albert Brunner Charles C Smith Ear le A. Spessard I{arl H Carmany Edna R Kilmer Russel Weidler MANAGER EHKHAKT. FALL li ' Pa f gi i; I Z A R R E 1 it 1 2 FOOT BALL ' varsity REGULARS ' varsity 1 reserves Marshall, C. Harnish Centre Rodes, L . Harnish Kennedy Left Guard Walters Biever Right Guard Snavely Charlton Left Tackle Weigle P. Loser Right Tackle Reddick Hayes Left End Richie Kreider Right End Strickler Frost Quarter Back Smith Hensel Left Half Hummel ZuUinger , E. Loser Right Half Schmidt Lehman Full Back Light subs: ] Plunimer, E. A. Spessard, L. L. Spessard wearers of l. v. J K . Lehman, 1 1 J E. Marshall, ' i i SCHEDULE 1910 L L Spessard , ' 1 1 Sept. 2 1 Indians at Carlisle F. R. Kennedy, ' 11 Oct. I Svvarthmore at Swathmore F. L. Frost, ' 11 Oct. 8 Dickinson at Annville 0. T. Ehrhart, i 1 Oct. 15 Muhlenburg at Allentown F. S Hensel, ' 12 Oct. 20 Gettysburg at Gettysburg Oliver Butter wick, ' 12 Oct. 29 Indian 2nd at Annville Paul Loser, ' 13 Nov. 1 1 Mt.St. Mary ' s at Euiittsburg H . H. Kreider, ' 14 W. D. Biever, 14 H. Charlton, ' 14 Warren Hayes, 14 April I April 8 April 1 1 April 2 2 April 25 April 29 May 5 May 13 May 20 May 30 June 7 SCHEDULE 191 1 Mercersburg at Mercersburg Gettysburg at Gettysburg Delaware at Newark Albright at Annville York Tri- State at York Millersville Normal at Millersville Delaware College at Annville Steelton Y. M. C. A. at Annville Millersville Normal at Annville Albright College (two games) at Myerstown Alumni at Annville L. V. OPP. I 5 4 4 5 5 4 II W. A. BRUNNKK. 11 Manatrer ' 11 I? I Z A R R i: 1 i) 1 12 VARSITV KEGULARS Right field Harnish. Capt. Left field Hummel Centre field Loser, Carmanv First base Lehman Second base C. C. Smith Third base Short stop Pitcher Lvter Carmanv Little Catcher Newashe, Miller 1 g l 1 ftta ;. ' ' H 1 Mi n? J I . I--. HAUNISH. I ' J Captain 11 WEAKER I.. . Clair F Harnish, ' i 2 Almniii- ' Varsity 11110 VARSITY RESERVES Hayes Kreider Koontz Ressler Gruber Heffelfinger Charlton Young, Arthur Light Hensel ' ' arsi v Zullinger, p P. Kreider, ss Shaffer, ib Harnish, r f c Hummel, 1 f H. Kreider, c f Eby, 3b Loser, erf Dunlap, 2b Score: Alumni 5: ' ' arsity 4. A II III H! Waughtel, c Plumnier, ss Stehman ib Strock, 3b R Light 2b J. Kreider, 1 f Weir, c f Balsbaugh, r f Rutherford, p BIZARRE 1 i 1 2 TENNIS VARSITY RESERVES Marshall Lehman Grace Smith Ellis Saylor Edna Kilmer Olympian Tennis Club OFFICERS President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Lester L. Spessard Ivan K. Potter James C. Shively Samuel B. Plummer Samuel O. Grimm Paul R. Koontz Guy Wingerd MEMBERS Earl G. Loser Earle A. Spessard Lester L. Spessard Max Lehman Ivan K. Potter Samuel B. Plummer James C. Shively Page 97 B 1 Z A R R E 11)1 ' 2 Inter Class Contests CLASS 1912 Bag Rush: 191 1 wins by one foot. Basketball: Score, 19 1 1 — 6 1912 — 10 Tug of War: Score, 1912 — I 1913—5 FRESHMAN YEAR Football: Score, 191 1 — o 1912 — 10 Baseball: Score, 191 1 — o 1912 — 14 Six innings SOPHOMORE YEAR Football: Score, 191 2 — o 1913—3 Baseball: Score, 191 2 — 5 1913—11 Christian Associations 15 I ' A A H R i: 1 ; 1 -2 Youn Women ' s Christian Association President Vice President Recording Secretary Corresponding Secretary Treasurer Pianist Membership— Edith Lehman Edna Kilmer Clara Horn Grace Smith Florence Clippinger Social — Clara Horn Helen Brightbill Katherine Moser Mae Mever Helen Weidler Elizabeth Lau Carrie S. Light Esther Schell Verda Snyder Edna Kilmer Edith Lehman Lottie Spessard COMMITTEES Devotional — Elizabeth Lau Verda Snyder Edith Lehman Vera Myers Financial — Edna Yarkers Lottie Spessard LaRene Engle MEMBERSHIP Bertha Spessard Clara Horn Sara Zimmerman La Verne Keister Edna Yarkers Helen Brightbill Mae Meyer Grace Smith Helen Weidler Edith Lehman Carrie Light Sara Zinimermnn Edna Yarkers Grace Smith Missionar} — Esther Schell Edna Yarkers Sara Zimmerman Bertha Spessard In ter- Collegia te — Sara Zimmerman Carrie Light Florence Roland Florence Roland Florence Clippinger Katherine Moser Maud Kerschner Ruth Engle La Rene Engle Ethel Daugherty Page roo i; I z A H R i: 1 ' . 1 2 K| 9 H 1 n HE ' 1 H| K S J l l Y. W. C. A. Work The religious life of the girls is centered around the Y. W C A Every Sunday afternoon the association gathers in an informal meeting to discuss prac tical problems about the How and Why of the Cliristian life, its rewards, its value, and how it is attained. The object of the organization is to keep each girl in that close relation to Christianity which she would experience in her home; to make religion a vital part of herself; to help her strengthen her faith and to enable her to carry her religious principles into every day practical life. Regular Bible and Missions studies classes are conducted under Ihe direction of a capable teacher where the problems met in the spread of the Gospel during former ages as well as those to be solved at the present day are discussed. A reading circle is a new feature of our V. W. C. A. The girls meet an hour at a time in our new as- sociation room to study the life of some woman who has lived a useful and bene- ficial life. We have found this a very profitable past-time. Another privilege which our Y. W. C. A. enjoys is that of sending delegates to the Summer Con- ference held at Granville, Ohio. Miss La ' erne Keister and Miss Carrie Light represented the association last year. 13 1 Z A K R 1 : 1 i t 1 2 Youn Men ' s Christian Association OFFICERS President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Pianist Chorister O. T. Ehrhart S. O. Grimm Guy Wingerd W. A. Brunner H. S. Dunmire P. R. Koontz Membership R. B. Baylor D. C. Keister V. D. Mulhollen Missionary F. R Kennedy S. G. Ziegler J. W. Ischy COMMITTEES Devotional E. A. Spessard N. B. S. Thomas Titus Leibold Finaticial W. A. Brunner A. O. KauiTman Saverio Rosato Bible Study P R. Koontz S. O. Grimm G. A. Richie Social J. K. Lehman S. B. Plummer C. E. Rettew Trustees to Northfield Fund: W. A. Brunner, S. G. Zeigler. Y. M. C. A. Work The religions life of the boys is entirely in the care of the Stmient Young Men ' s Christian Association whose efficiency has long since been proved as a fac- tor in college life. When students leave home there is a tendency to put aside thoughts of religion in the hurry and scuffle of college work. To oppose such tendencies the V. M C. A steps in with its weekly praxernieetings. Bible Classes and Classes in Missions, making of its men more earnest Christians, and cultivates in them a desire for unselfish service to mankind, and gives to the church its portion of college men. We regret that during the past year our work has not progressed as well as usual, responsibility for which can be placed at no one ' s door, but is due to the absence of a large number of our boys from school over Sunday, leaving a very few to carry on the work. Ihiabated has been the work among the Italian c|uarrynien of AnnviUe, and the results have been most gratifying even though at an enormous sacrifice of time to those carrying on the work. During the last summer the Association sent four delegates to Northfield who returned laden with the fruits of that great convention, and three delegates were sent to the annual State Convention at West Chester in Februarv. r 1 Z A K R E 1 i) 1 2 Oliver T. Ehrhart W. Albert Brunner Roger B Saj ' lor Artiis O. Kauflfman Paul R Kooiitz vSamuel G. Ziegler Earle A. Spessard William O. Ellis John K. Lehman P. M Holdeman W. C Shoop Donald C. Keister L. L. Spessard Charles C. Smith Mark G Holznian MEMBERSHIP Walter D. Biever Paul Deck Earl G. Loser Charles G. White J. Edward Marshall Ivan L. Ressler Oliver Buttervvick Paul Holdcraft Warren Hayes G. A. Richie William McConnel H. E Snavely Clair F. Harnish Leray B. Harnish Guv Wingerd Chester E. Rettew W. L. Murray L. R Klinger Amos H. Weigle Sedic S. Rine David E. Young Titus Leibold Gideon L. Blough Samuel O. Grimm Forrest S. Hensel V. D Mulhollen Charles H Arndt Paul Loser N. B. S. Thomas DELEGATES TO Y. M. CONVENTION AT WEST CHESTER. Artus O. Kauffnian, ' ii Samuel O. Grimm, ' 12 G. A. Richie, ' 13 Earle A. Soessard, ' ii, Chorister of the convention. VV, ij. .Shoop. 11 H. L. Grimm A. I). Kiuillman. 11 i; I Z A R R 1 1 ' .) 1 12 Ministerial Associiitioii President ' ice President Secretary Treasurer OFFICERS First Semester W. C. Shoop N. B. S Tiiomas . G. A. Richie Paul E. Holdcraft Second Semester Paul R. Koontz Arthur S. Beckley D. E. Young Gideon S. Blough A. H Weigle O. T Ehrhart T. J Leibold W. C Shoop S. G. Ziegler P. M. Holdeman P. R Koontz active; rEMBERS P F Roberts P. E. Holdcraft G. A. Richie N. B. S. Thomas M. G. Holznian C. Y. Ulrich J. Maurice Leister Gideon L. Blough P. B. Gibble W. L. Murray C. E Rettew C G. White D. E Young Arthur S. Beckley I. W. Boniberger HONORARY MEMBERS Rev. Lawrence Keister, I). D., Prof. Alvin E. Shroyer Rev. H. B. Spayd Rev. D. E. Long B I Z A R R !•; 1 II 1 ' 2 Star Course 1910-1911 Given by the Christian Associations of Lebanon Valley College ATTRACTIONS October 29 Strickland W. GilHlan, Humorist November 21 Music Makers January 2 i Lecture American Perils Bishop Bell February 1 8 Signor Bartilotti Concert Company March 20 Sylvester A. Long STAR COURSE COMJIITTEE Artus O. Kauffman, ' 11. Chairman V. D. Mulhollen, 13 Treasurer Elizabeth A. Lau, ' 12 Edna E. Yarkers, ' 13 Edith M. Lehman, ' 13 Grace N. Smith John K. Lehman, ' 11 W. O. Ellis, ' II Earle A. Spessard, ' 11 Page 106 B I Z A R R K 1 1) 1 ' J Clioiiiaii Litorarv Societv Presidents ' . Presidents Rec. Sees. Cor. Sees. Treasurers Pianists Editors Chaplains Critics Judges OFFICERS Fall Term Carrie S. Light Elizabeth A. Lau Edith Lehman Edna Kilmer Verda Snj-der Katie Gingrich Florence Christeson Clara Horn Edna Varkers Blanche Risser Bertha Spessard Recorder Winter Term ' erda Snyder Helen Weidler Lottie Spessard Ruth V. Engle Edna Kilmer Ora Bachman Helen Bri htbill Elizabeth A. Lau Sara Zimmerman Grace Smith Kathrvn Clauser Lottie Spessa .Sprints Term Elizabtth A. Lau Nellie Seltzer Sara Zimmerman Grace Smith Helen Weidler Ruth E. Engle La Rene Engle Bertha Spessard Carrie Light Myrle Behney Katherine Moser rd Motto — ' irtue et Fide Colors— Gold and White Flower — Yellow Chrysanthemum Paper — Olive Branch YELL Rio! Rio! Sis! Boom! Bahl Cliol Cliol Rah I Rahl Rah I Edna Yarkers Ruth Detweiler Elizabeth Lau Helen W ' eidler Carrie Light Lottie Spessard Edith Lehman Mae Meyer Nellie Seltzer Bertha Spessard Ruth Y. Engle La Rene Engle Yera Myers Myrle Behney MEMBERS Florence Christeson Edith Gingrich Helen Brightbill Ora Bachman Blanche Risser Ruth E. Engle Katie Gingrich Anna Fry Eva Foltz Grace Smith Evelyn Weidman Maud Kerschner Naomi Ely Lillian Hawk Clara Horn Edna Kilmer Esther Schell Sara Zimmerman Sara Strickler Kathrvn Clauser Verda Snyder Marj ' Spayd Florence Klippinger Myrle Turby Katherine Moser Viola Gruber Susie Schell Edith Morrison Ethel Daugherty BIZARRE li)12 Philokosniian Literary Society OFFICERS Presidents S. G. Ziegler V. A. Brunner W. C. Shoop E. A. Spessard ' ice Pres. 0. Butterwick Guy Wingerd E. H. Carmany Rec. Sees. S. 0. Grimm Paul Loser Titus Leibold A. H. Weigle Cor. Sees. M. Holtzman Earl Loser J. E. Sherk D. Zimmerman Critics E. A. Spessard R. B. Say lor 0. T. Ehrhart P. R. Koontz Chaplains P. F. Roberts M. Holtzman N. B. Thomas W . A. Brunner Editors V. Mulhollen S. B. Plummer Janitors S. S. Rine Clarence Ulrich Ivan Potter C. Reddick ist Assts. R B Hartz Ralph Reigle L. B. Harnish G. L. Blouch 2nd Assts. J. E. Sherk P. F. Roberts L. A. Rodes L. D. Reddick Pianists H. S. Dunmire P. R. Koontz Earl Loser W . McConnel Treasurer G. A. Richie G. A. Richie G. A. Richie V. Mulhollen President, 5th P . R. Koontz; 6th J. Ed. Marshall. Motto — Esse quam videri Colors — Old gold and blue Paper — Living Thoughts YELL Hobble gobble, razzle dazzle L. V. C. ' ' Esse quam videri ! ' ' Hobble gobble, razzle dazzle Sis, boom bah! Philokosmianl Rah! Rah! Rah! MEMBERS W. C. Shoop J. K. Lehman E. A. Spessard L L. Spessard R B. Saylor Eddie Kreider O. T. Ehrhart A. O. Kauffman E. H. Carmany M. G Holtzman J E Marshall Paul R. Koontz Oliver Butterwick A. H. Weigle C. C Smith C. F. Harnish Landis Klinger W. A. Brunner S. G. Ziegler Titus Leibold F. S. Hensel Guy Wingerd V. D. Mulhollen Geo. Zullinger Paul Loser Scott Anderson J. M. Leister Ralph Reigle H. H. Kreider S. B. Plummer P. F. Roberts Paul Hummel Sedic Rine Robert Hartz S. O. Grimm G. A. Richie J. C. Shively E G Loser J. E. Sherk N. B. S Thomas J. W. Bomberger I. K Potter H. S. Dunmire Clarence Ulrich E. K. Boughter L- A. Rodes E. H. Smith L. B. Harnish W. H. Becker W. L. Murray C. D. Reddick H. A. Denlinger G. L. Blouch Irvin Kreider D. L. Reddick D. E. Zimmerman J. K. Curry Russel Weidler W. W. McConnel J. S. Shannon Samuel B. Groh ««ifH«BI ' t ' f rti r !S .„ ■ , BIZARRE 11)12 Kalozetean Literary Societv Presidents Vice Pres. Rec. Sees. Cor. Sees. Critics Chaplains Editors Serg-at- Arms Assistants Pianists Treasurer Fall Term W. O. Ellis F. R. Kennedy W. D. Biever C. Y. Ulrich F. L. Frost J. W. Ischy C H. Arndt A. C. Bile William Dunlap J. F. Reed DC. Keister OFFICERS Winter Term F. L. Frost C. E. Rettew J. W Ischy H. E. Snavely W. O. Ellis Warren Hayes William Dunlap Carl Schmidt Mason Long Paul Strickler D. C. Keister Sprint ' Term Francis R. Kennedy Donald C. Keister George A. Williams John B. Lyter William O. Ellis Charles G. White V. M. HeflFelfinger Warren B. Hayes James Miller Josiah F. Reed Donald C. Keister W. O. Ellis F. L Frost F. R. Kennedy D. C. Keister C. E Rettew J. W. Ischy J. F. Reed A. S. Beckley W. I) Biever C. Y. Ulrich A. C Bile W. J. Dunlap C. H. Arndt Motto — Palma non sine Pulvere Colors— Red and Old Gold Paper — The Examiner YELL Wah-Hoo! WahHoo! Wah-Hoo! Rel Palma non sine pulvere! Wah-Hoo! Wah Hoo! Wah-Hoo! Rel Kalozetean L V. C. MEMBERS H. E Snavely Warren Hayes Paul Strickler Carl Schmidt Mason Long H. H. Charlton Clyde Eby P. B, Gibble H. E. George P. M. Holdeman V. M. Heffelfinger Boaz Light Arthur Light John Lyter Robert Light Edgar Landis Edward Mutch James Miller Allen Meyer I. L. Ressler William Stager Frank S. Shearer J. A. Walter G. A. Williams C. G. White D. E. Young Harry E. Ulrich ao-i- 112 ] I Z A R R P: 1 !) 1 2 Orchestra Invocation President ' s Address Two Piano Duet Oration Vocal Solo Oration Piano Solo Fortieth Anniversary Glionian Literary Society November 24, 1910 PROGRAM Tannhauser Ruth Detweiler, Ora Bachtnan Lizzie Lau . (a) Villanelle (b) Rosary Edith Gingrich Nellie Seltzer (a) Consolation in D Major, Op. 13 (b) Gondolieri E Major, Op. 25, No. 2 E. May Meyer Selected Prof. Shroyer Carrie Light Richard Wagner The Just Judge Eva Dell ' Acqxa Nevin After the War Reading — Cutting from The Sign of the Cross Edna Yarkers Eulogy Chorus Den nee Nevin IV. Barren Julia Ward Howe Esther Schell Orchestra Page II f The Vine Gatherers . . . L.Denza Edith Gingrich Florence Christeson Florence Roland Ora Bachman Verda Snyder Eva Foltz Helen Brightbill Lottie M. Spessard Selected I) 1 Z A R K i: 1 i) 1 2 Forty-fourth Anniversary Pliilokosiuiaii Literary Society May 5, 1J)11 PROGRAM Orchestra Invocation President ' s Address Vocal Solo (a) Jean (b; Silent Night Oration Ye Honest People ' Reading Oration Kneedeep in June Vocal Solo Oration Orchestra To Higher Things ' Mia Sposa Sara La Mia Badnera Civic Righteousness Selected Rev. H. B. Spayd P. R. Koontz E. A. Spessard Burleigh M. F. Lehman W. A. Brunner L- L. Spessard . James IVhilcoinb Riley O. T. Ehrhart E. A. Spessard Aug. Rolali W. C. Shoop . Selected Page iTj Organ Prelude Invocation President ' s Address Oration BIZARRE 1 t) 1 2 Thirty-Fourth Anniversary Kalozeteaii Literary Society- April 7, 1911 PROGRAM Torchlight Procession Ivan J. McKenrick F. Richard Kennedy Chester E. Rettew Meyerbeer Rev. S. Edwin Rupp The Value of Exchange As a Man Thinketh Chorus Reading Oration Plantation Song . . . Gcibel Messrs. Frost, Gibble, Young, Reed, Shearer, Ulrich, Long, Hayes, Charlton Scenes from The Rivals . . Sheridan J. W. Ischy Dreams and Dreamers William Otterbein Ellis Violin Solo (a) Cavatiua Raff (b) Serenade Bohm Frederick W. Light Essay Fred L. Frost A Bard of Erin Orchestra Under Sealed Orders J. J. Scull (Keim ' s Orchestra) Page 1 16 P I Z A R R I-: 1 i 1 2 Exercises of Commencement Week 1910 FRIDAY, JUNE 3 8:oo p. m President ' s Reception to Senior Class. SATURDAY, JUNE 4 7:45 p. m. Academy Commencement. SUNDAY, JUNE 5 10:30 a. m. Baccalaureate Sermon by President Keister. 6:00 p. m. Union Campus Praise Service. 7:30 p. m. Annual Address before the Christian Associations. MONDAY, JUNE 6 12:00 to 5:00 p. m. Art Exhibit in New Studio. 2:00 p. m. Annual Meeting of Board of Trustees. 2:00 p. m. Exercises by Department of Oratory. 7:45 p. m. Exercises by the Graduating Class in Music. TUESDAY, JUNE 7 2:00 p. m. Class Day Exercises. 2:00 to 5:00 p. m. Art Exhibit. 7:30 p. m. Junior Oratorical Contest. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8 10:00 a. m. Forty-fourth Annual Commencement. Orator, Rev. H. W. Kel- logg, D. D., of Wilmington Del. Subject: Why Go to School? Conferring Degrees. 1:00 to 3 p. m. Art Exhibit. 8 00 p. m. Annual Alumni Banquet and Re-union. THURSDAY JUNE 9 Reunion Day g:oo a. m. Business Meeting. 10:00 a m. Class Re unions. 12:00 m. Lunch provided by the Woman ' s Board. 7:45 p. m. Annual Concert. Page irj p. I Z A K K K 1 1) 1 2 The Annual Junior Oratorical Contest PROGRAM Voluntary ...... Invocation An Eminent American .... Old Commoner . . _ . . The Permanence and ' alue of Knowledge Ave Maria — First Prelude of Bach — Gounod The Heroic Life ..... The Anglo-Saxon- Supremacy Unjust Criticism of a Faithful Public Servant Fred S. Smith W. Albert Brunner Oliver T. Ehrhart William O. EHis Miss Edith Frantz Paul Rodes Koontz J. Karl Lehman Roger B. Say lor The Spring with her Dower (Sampson et Dalila) Saint — Saens Miss Edith Frantz The Master Weavers ' Announcements Earl Augustus Spessard JUDGES Delivery — Hon. George B. Marquart, Rev. W. H. Leslie and Rev. H. Franklin Schlegel. English Composition — Dr. V. W. Dippell and D. W. Siegrist. DECISION OF THE JUDGES First Prize — $25 in gold, Earle A. Spessard. Second Prize — $10 in gold, Wm. O. Ellis. Page 118 IMZARRE 10 12 Comineiicemeiit Exercises OF THE Conservatory of Music June 6, 1910 Sonata in G major, Op. 14, No. 2 . . . Allegro Andante Polonaise, in C Sharp minor. Op. 26, No. i Elias Traum (Lohengrin) .... Miss Edith N. Freed a Berceuse in G major, Op. 3S, No i - b Praeludium in E minor .... Italian Concerto in F. major .... Fantasia and Sonato in C minor - - - - Adagia Allegro Andantino Piu Allegro a To a Water Lily . . - - . b Etude in G flat major, Op. 25, No. 9 - a Thy Name ...... b A Love Note --...- Miss Edith N. Freed Cascade du Chadron ..... Novellette in F. major. Op. 21, No. i - Dccihoven - Chopin Wagner Grieg Mendelssolni J. S. Bach Mosart MacDoivel Chopin 1 1 ood Rodgers - Bcndel Si hum ami Page 1 TO 1 ! J z A K H : : 1 ; ) 1 2 Trombone Solo Class Day Tuesday, June 7, 1910 E. E. Renn President ' s Address W. C. Plummer Vocal Duet Misses Freed and Musser Prophesy F. E. Shaffer Vocal Solo V. O. Weidler Sketch — When shall we Three Meet Again Class Song — Music, The Orange and the Black ' Mantle Oration M. R. Fleming Junior Response S. G. Ziegler Pase 120 15 I Z A K R K 1 ' .) 1 2 Forty-fourth xViiiiuiil Coiiiiueiicemeiit Wednesday, June 8, li)10 PROGRAMME March Invocation Intermezzo Oration — Why go to School? ' Selection Presentation of Diplomas Conferring of Degrees Overture Orchestra Orchestra Dr. H. V. Kellog Orchestra Orchestra Pai f 121 BIZARRE 11)12 H I Z A K K E 1 O 1 2 Mjitlienijitical Round Table President Vice President Secretary Treasurer OFFICERS First Semester Roger B Savior Artus O. Kauffman Clara K. Horn Lester L Spessard Second Semester Artus O. Kauffman Samuel O. Grimm Edith M. Lehman Paul Loser Helen Weidler Nellie Seltzer Lester L. Spessard Artus O. Kauffman Roger B. Saylor Elizabeth A. Lau Donald C. Keister Oliver Buttervvick Prof. J. K. Lehman MKMBERS Charles C. Smith Paul Loser Earl Loser Edna Kilmer Clara K. Horn J. Karl Lehman Samuel O. Grimm Clair h Harnish Josiah F Reed Leray B Harnish Lester A Rodes Eldra E. Yarkers W. W. McConnel Russel H . Weidler Lottie M Spessard G. A. Richie Edith M . Lehman Claude D. Reddick ag-t ' ijj 15 I Z A R R K 1 1) 1 2 President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Biological Field Club OFFICKKS Josiah F. Reed Carrie S Light Edna E. Yarkers Prof. S. H. Derickson Prof S. H. Uerickson W. O. Ellis F. R. Kennedy W x . Brunner E A Spessard Samuel G Zeigler Albert Barnhardt Artus O Kauffnian MEMBEKS J. Edward Marshall Lester L. Spessard J. W. Ischy Samuel O Grimm Carrie S. Light Nellie Seltzer Catherine H- Hershej- Edna E Yarkers Chester E Rettew Josiah F. Reed Ivan L. Ressler Clair F Harnish Charles Arndt Claude Reddick Leray B. Harnish Page 12 ORGANIZATIONS 15 I Z A K R i: 1 O 1 2 Dauphin County Club OFFICERS President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Colors — Nile green and white Flower— Mock orange blossom Forrest S. Hensel Earl G. Loser Helen Weidler Landis Klinger F ' orrest S Hensel Catherine Hershey Helen Weidler Earl G. Loser Lindis Klinger Paul Hummel Herman E. George Lirene Engie Rntli V En le MEMBERS Rnssel Weidler John Curry John B Lyter Harrv Ulrich Frank Shearer Catherine Moser Daisy Kline E. K. Boughter G. F Botts YELL Zick a lack a zuck! Zick a lack-azein! DA UP H-LN e never raise a racket We never make a fuss Whenever silence reigns about Make up your mind, that ' s us Hip-hip! Hip hip! Hip hip! Hooray! Dauphin! Dauphin! Dauphin! i; I z A H R r: i .) i 2 President Vice President Secretary Treasurer York County Club OFFICERS First Semester C. C. Smith . A. H. Smith Elizabeth A. Lau Clara Horn Colors — Red and Blue Motto — Omnia vincit labor YEI.L Higgle, giggle, wiggle, wee, Walla, walla, bravery! Pass the glasses, pull the cork. Then we ' ll drink to dear old York. Second Sernt lor Samuel O. Grimm Anio H eigle Elizabeth A Lau Lester A Koi.es Prof. H. E. Wanner Samuel G. Zeigler Artus O. Kauffman MEMBERS Amos H. Weigle Charles C. Smith Lester A. Rodes Samuel O. Grimm Elizabeth A. Lau B I y; A R R K 1 1 1 2 Lancaster County Club OFFICERS President Vice President Secretary Treasurer C. E Rettew David E. Young diaries Y. Ulrich Hairy Deiilinger Motto — V ' e stand a ' a sliado v uf a mighty name Flower — Red rose VKI.I. Wack-a lacka, W ' ack a lacka. ' Hck a lacka, Lu! We ' re Lancaster County Who ill the wurld are YOU? O. T. Ehrhart C. E. Rettew C. Y. Ulrich MEMBERS Meda Diehni Evelyn Weidman David E. Young Harry Denlinger P. B. Gibble Walter Biever Ethel Daugheriv Page 128 BIZAKRI ' : 11)12 President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Cumberland Valley Club OFFICERS Paul Rodes Koontz Guy Wingcrd Clara Horn Florence Clippinger YKLI. Hip, rah! Rip, rahl Hur. rahl Ri! Cumberland ' alley, L. V. C Hip, zell! Rip, zelll Zip, zell! Ze? Whoopee Bill for C. V. C. Paul R. Koontz Samuel B. Plnninier Clair F Harnish Guy Wingerd MKMHEKS Norman B S. Thomas Scott Anderson Leray Bowers Harnish James C. Shively ' era Myers Naomi F ly Florence Clippinger Clara Horn Page T2() President Vice President Secretary Treasurer 15 I Z A R K E 1 i) 1 i Lebiiiioii County Club OFFICERS Motto — More sauer kraut Flower— Sunflower Colors — Black and Blue J. K. Lehman Oliver Butterwick Edith Lehman Helen Brightbill Edith Lehman Florence Christeson Helen Brightbill Nellie Seltzer Carrie Light Ora Bachnian L. L. Spessard Henry Kreider J. A. Walter Samuel Groh P. M. Holdeman Oliver Butterwick Eddie Kreider John Sherk Boaz G. Light Paul Loser Josiah F. Reed Henry E Snavely G. A. Williams YELL Ach! Ya! Yal Donner- wetter yet Yust Lebanon County You just bet. — Aint. MEMBERS Edith Gingrich Ruth E. Engle Blanche Risser ' iola Gruber Myrle Turby W. O. Ellis F. L Frost Earl Carmany William Stager Myrle Behney Sara Strickler Paul Strickler Robert Light Anna Fry Katie Gingrich Mason Long E. Mae Meyer Allen Meyer Clyde Eby Victor HeflFelfinger Bertha Spessard Lottie Spessard J. K. Lehman W. C. Shoop R. B. Savior E. A. Spessard J Ed. Marshall John W. Ischy Annie Dubble Lillian Hawk Susie Schell Edgar Landis D. Ellis Zimmerman Kathryn Bachman Josephine Urich Donald C. Keister Ruth Davis Carl Schmidt Mary Spayd Page Tjo 15 I Z A R K i: 1 i) 1 2 Prohibition Leaj ue OFFICERS President Vice President Secretary Treasurer L- L. Spessard Earl H. Carmany Chester E. Rettew Samuel G. Ziegler L. L- Spessard Earl H. Carmany Chester E. Rettew Samuel G. Ziegler Amos H. Weigle N. B. S. Thomas Lester A. Rodes MEMBERSHIP James C. Sliively Edward Smith Harry Denlinger Rev. Alvin E. Shroyer William C. Shoop Prof. H. H. Shenk P. F. Roberts Ivan L. Ressler John K. Lehman J. Paul Hummel Josiah F. Reed William Dunlap Sedic S. Rine During the past year a Prohibition League was organized with twenty-six charter members. The purpose of the league is to promote a broad and practical study of the liquor prol)lem and related social and political questions, to advance the political application of the principles of prohibition, and to secure the enlist- ment of students for service and leadership in the overthrow of the liquor traffic. To further this object the league has planned for an annual oratorical contest, which, this year was held in the Engle Conservatory of Music. P(li;c fji B I Z A K H I ; 11112 Banquet, Class of 1912 Metropolitan Hotel, Ilurrisbur , Pa. TOASTS Our Girls Our Boys Our Class Victories Our Prospects The Sophs Good Night Max Wingerd Carolyne E. King Aaron S. Kreider Catharine E. Hershey Saverio Rosato Nellie Seltzer MENU Blue Points on the Half Shell Bullion Tafe Olives Celery Pomnie Gratine Fillets of Sole, a la Cardinal Tenderloin de BiKuf Permuse French Peas Roast Dauphin County Turkey stuffed with Oysters Pommes Brise ' Cranberry Sauce Chicken Salad Metropolitan Ice Cream Fancy Cakes Cheese Crackers Cafe ' Noir Page IJ2 IN MEMORIAM R I z A R R r: 1 ' .) 1 2 BIZARRE 1012 Rev. Doctor Daniel Eberly Lebanon Valley College will long cherish the memory of Rev. Daniel Eberly, D. D., who passed away July 9, 1910, at his home in Hanover, Pa. Dr. Eberly was a scholarly gentleman, an able theologian, an eloquent or- ator, and a historian of remarkable ability. He was eminently successful as a minister, college professor, and college president. He was a man of great vi- tality, a clear thinker, logical reasoner, and delighted in preaching the Word. He loved the church of his choice, and to the Church he gave his life, labors, and most all of his wealth was left to bless her institutions. He was born near Shiremanstown, Pa., April 22, 1834. During his boy- hood he worked on the farm and attended the public schools. January i, 1852, he started to attend college at Mt. Pleasant, Westmoreland County, Pa., and later entered Otterbein University, Ohio, from which he graduated with the degree of A. B. in 1858. He then pursued special studies in Brown Universit3 ' , at Provi- dence, Rhode Island, in the collegiate year 1855 56. He recited in the class of Intellectual Philosophy in which Richard Olney, ex-Secretary of State, was his classmate, and in the class in Logic, Rhetoric, and English Literature, in which the late John Hay, Secretary of State, was a classmate. He became a member of the Pennsylvania Conference at Mechanicsburg in 1859, and served as pastor of a number of charges in Pennsylvania and Maryland very acceptably. Dr. Eberly was president of Cottage Hill Female College, York. Pa., from 1865 to 1S72. In the latter year he was elected president of Ot- terbein University, Ohio. He served long enough to graduate one class and then resigned because of his interests in the I ast. From 1876 to 1884 he was profes- sor of Latin Language and Literature in Lebanon A ' alley College, when he re- signed owing to the death of his wife. He was married to Miss Josephine, daughter of William Bittinger, of Ab- bottstown. Pa. She died July 28, 1884. After the death of his wife, he retired from the regular work, but was active up to the time of his death. He preached almost every Sunday, lectured frequently, and ser ' ed as lecturer on the Philosophy of History in Lebanon ' alley College. He was one of the three commissioners to erect the battle monument at Hanover, dedicated in 1905, Governor Pennypacker and Col. John P. Wilson, being his associates. He served in the Union Army during a part of the Civil War, was Chaplain of the Eighth Regiment Pennsylvania Guards, since 1875, and Ranking Chaplain since 1906. The death of Dr. Eberly brought to Lebanon ' alley College, by will, his own and that of others, two farms and the residue of his estate, which are worth between forty and fifty thousand dollars. The farm near Shiremanstown is given for the endowment of the Latin Chair, to be called the Josephine Bittinger Eberlj ' A?- ? JS Professorship of Latin Language|aiid Literature. The proceeds of the other farm, Ujcated near Hanover, are designed to aid indigent students. The interest of the fund, to be created by the investment of the residue of his estate and to be called the Daniel Eberly Fund, is to be loaned to students without interest, and when the loan is returned this is to be added to the principal. Thus the name of Dr. Eberly will be linked witn the future work of Lebanon ' alley College. The man who w.is a teacher, a trustee, an officer of the Board, a life-long friend and patron of tiie school, has perpetuated his influence by his generous gift. His well plan ned monument lias been reared among the living. Literary I? I Z A R K K 1 t) 1 2 Unfor otten Well, Jack, are you homesick again? asked Tom, teasingly, as he entered the room. I declare, I don ' t see how you can possibly think of being home- sick, when you always look so cozy and comfortable. Oh, Tom, I ' m used to your sarcasm, drawled Jack, from his retreat by the fireside, where he had remained motionless until now. Then he leisurely withdrew his feet from their resting place, on top of the fire screen, threw a cush- ion aside, and after a few vigorous puffs on his pipe, turned toward Tom, not smiling, only trying to smile, and said slowly, I hope you don ' t find me selfish in trying to make myself comfortable, for that is about the only satisfaction I ev- er get, and I confess Tom, I am homesick. It ' s different with you; you know lots of people here, but I don ' t, and it ' s dreadfully lonely for me. Sometimes, Tom, just the sight of these big buildings and numerous chimneys makes me so blue, I feel like leaving this city forever. The only people I do know, are those I meet in my classes, and you know in what a stiff, frigid sort of way, you get to know people in that manner. But what I miss most, Tom, is having somebody around that I knew when I was a child, — nobody to talk about those days when I had such a glorious time as lead- er of ' The Jesse James Gang ' and in ' The Only Real Wild West Show. ' Stop, Jack, interrupted Tom, don ' t become sentimental about that sort of rubbish, for I have the real thing here. O, that I could get you started and I wanted to know if you were really homesick or just lazy. But I believe your sad tale, now. Jack, and I have a sure cure for you Let ' s have it, Tom, cried Jack eagerly, with the first real display of energy he had shown since their talk began. Immediately Tom assumed a dreamy pose, sat gazing into the fire, and said slowly, — This morning in class, while listening to one of Dr. Lorant ' s lectures, I began talking to the girl who sat next me, just in that stiff, frigid way, you do in class-rooms. Jack. Jack smiled, his only response to the statement She told me, continued Tom, that she did not like her work here, in fact, I don ' t think she cares much for studying. She told me the greatest piece of news, something entirely new to me, Jack. It was this: ' There is no place like the West. ' Jack laughed heartily. He was becoming more and more interested in his friend ' s story. I told her, Tom continued, that I heard that same information at home pretty frequently, for my room-mate was from Oregon. Say, Jack, I wish you could have seen those big gray eyes sparkle, and the queerest sort of longing in them, and I thought to myself, I guess you are homesick, too. She is rather pretty. Jack, and, — turning quickly toward him, and she knows you. Jack. Tom, you scoundrel, why couldn ' t you tell me this first? burst out Jack, Who is she? Where is she? Where does she live? When did she come here? What does she look like? When did she know me? Quick! Answer me. Quick! commanded Jack. Gee, I never thought you could move so rapidly, declared Tom. Here, she said I should give you this, and if you were the same old Jack Burnett she knew in those good old kid days, you would surely remember her. Jack snatched the piece of paper wildly from Tom ' s hand and read, Peggy Drenton, then her address. He gave one long whoop, and then jumped about the room frantically waving the little scrap of paper, while Tom looked on, amused and astonished. Tom, I ' ve known this girl ever since we were just little tots, exclaimed Jack, wildly delighted. I went to the kindergarten with her, and we were in the same classes at school, but just when I entered High School, she came East to live with an aunt. I knew she lived in New York, somewhere, and I don ' t possibly see, how I could have forgotten to ask about her, when I knew I was coming here. I ' m going to her at once. And Jack began to dress very hastily, all the while keeping up a volley of questions. You say she is pretty, Tom? Is her hair curly? It was when she was a youngster. She certainly does have pretty eyes, doesn ' t she? Suddenly, Jack became quiet again, and Tom, very much amused, turned with an inquiring glance, to ask, in a tantalizing way, Why so pensive, fair one? I was only thinking of the last time we met, Tom , replied Jack, very soberly, — It was at the station. She was leaving, and just as her train pulled in, we clasped hands, vowing to each other, by all that was holy, that we would never care for any one else, as we cared for each other. And — , winking slyly at Tom, Jack added, Girls have been chasing along, since then, one right after another, to find a place in my heart. I never thought that you were so vain nor so fickle. Jack, Tom answered, with a very serious expression on his usually cheerful face. Jack was too much excited to detect Tom ' s teasing amusement. Tom , he replied warmly, don ' t you know those kid affairs, never last. It was just ' puppy love. ' We wrote to each other for a little while but didn ' t keep it up long. I ' ve never heard much about her since. And to think I ' ll see her again to-night! Well, so long, old man, — Oh! Thanks, Tom, for all this. I almost forgot that it ' s all through you, I ' m to have this unexpected pleasure. Well I ' ll take you around to see her later. And I can ' t tell you how grateful I am to you. Goodbye, Tom. Goodbye, Jack. Then the door slammed, and Tom muttered as he looked into the fire. Goodbye to homesickness, too, I think. Tom could readily understand, when he learned to know Miss Drenton, how she captivated Jack with her vivacity and merry wit. He realized, too, how very imicli this friendship meant tu them, because both were away from home, both were lonely, and above all, they had known each other, since early child- hood. He realized it all, and — , at the bottom of his heart, he was not glad. As the winter passed, Tom gradually saw less of Jack, who spent much of his time with Peggy He was happier now than Tom had ever seen him, so happy that Tom never could obtain much comfort or attention from him, when he complained teasingly, of Jack ' s desertit n of him. One evening, early in the spring, upon entering their room, Tom found Jack sitting biside the tible, intensely interested in some object he was examining un. der the lamp. He was startled at first and looked guiltily at Tom, then called him to come and look at the solitaire he was going to give Peggy that evening. Tom laughed, Oh, I expected it. Jack. But Jack did not seem to be listening. He was looking at the ring. After a while, a long while, he asked, musingly, Tom, do you remember, long ago, the night we first talked of Peggy, your telling me that I was fickle. Yes. answered Tom, carelessly. Well, I guess you were right, continued Jack, I am. To think, to think that I might iiave missed all this — the best thing I ever had. It was really merely luck that I ever happened to meet her again That wasn ' t only ' puppy love, ' Tom, I know it now. I was a fool to ever let myself forget her for a min- ute. Why, Tom. I don ' t see what I would do in this world, if it wasn ' t for Peg- gy Drenton. Tom looked at tlie earnest, manly face before him He thought of the months and months that Jack had worked away, lonely and discouraged before Peggy came; he thought of the faithful work Jack had done during the last few months, was doing still, in moments, in hours, snatched against inclination and P ggy pleading, from pleasure. Fickle! he had almcst spckt n the word aloud. Then a picture of Peggy arose before him, pretty, laughing, friendly Peggy. He heard her light hearted chatter, he saw the frown and pout cloud the charm- ing face when a wish was denied; he saw her as he had seen her once or twice with other men, when Jack could not attend her wishes. Peggy knew so many other men, while Jack seemed scarcely to have or care to have another acquaint- ance in New York. And with each of the others Peggy seemed just the same, — warm hearted, eager, responsive, intimate, and so unfailingly fascinating. Tom looked at Jack and sighed. And Jack sighed too, as he looked up. Tom, she ' s going back to Oregon tomorrow, and Ishall be so lonely then. Again there was silence. Then Jack said with a grave face, But think how lonely I should have been all my life, and would never have known it, had we never met again! Now, whatever happens, it ' s — unless — Tom, should you ever quite trust yourself if you had been fickle once? It seems the most impossible thing in the world tome that I coirld ever change towards Peggy now. Perhaps Torn pondered the question sometimes; perhaps he had little time for pondering in the rush of weeks that followed. He saw Jack happy over an Oregon postmark, very often at first, now and then, later on. And somehow the days flew away till it was summer and they had f)arted, and again till the summer was gone and September had come once more. And with it Tom came bounding into the room, heavily tanned and full of life and energy, more anxious than usual to begin his studies. He was surprised to find that Jack had become a ver ' serious fellow, and noticed at once that he seemed older, and was not so jovial and careless as formerly. Something about Jack checked Tom ' s eager flow of speech. He watched Jack closely, as they were fixing up their room, and his first remark for many minutes was uttered with a sigh of relief when he at last saw Jack bring forth a picture of Peggy Drenton from his trunk Of all the dozens of likenesses of her, which had adorned the room the spring before, this was the first, as it also chanced to be the last that appeared that fall. How is Peggy, inquired Tom, eagerly. ' ery listlessly. Jack answered, I ' ve just received a paper from home, Tom, in which her engagement to some man out there — I forgot to tell you that my brother, who is working for the State Forestry Department is located in our home town. He wrote me that this chap was not of much account, and I do hope for her sake that their engagement will be broken off Tom, you know she is too fine a girl to waste herlifewith a man who isn ' t worthy of her, as my brother seems to feel is the case here There was a wistful yearning in Jack ' s voice and face as bespoke and a ten- der lingering over the words — for her sake — when he expressed the hope that the engagement would be broken. After that day Tom nor Jack mentioned Peggy ' s name for months. But when the boys met after the Christmas vacation. Jack greeted Tom more c heer- fully and abruptly, I ' ve had good news, Tom. My brother wrote to me, and said that he sees Peggy Drenton quite frequently when he is in town, and that she has broken her engagement with the man I told you about. He said she seems very happy, and my brother was relieved to know that she had given up this man. There was a moment ' s silence. Then Jack added wistfully, I ' m so glad, Tom, for her sake. And Tom replied simply and sincerely, I ' m glad to hear that, Jack. But he thought to himself, I ' m glad you won ' t have a chance to see her now, though. Then time swept on again. Tom was happy to see Jack applying himself to his work more diligently than he had done in the beginning of the year, going out more frequently in the evenings, and rapidly regaining his happy, cheerful dis- position. By the next autumn, the boys were closer chums than ever, for they became more congenial, since they had so many mutual friends and interests. One evening, after a brisk October da ' , Tom came whistling up the stairs, opened the door of their room, and then gasped in amazement. There sat Jack by the fire while the rest of the room was utterly dark. He was not lounging as usual in his careless manner, but with one elbow propped on his knee and his chin resting on his clinched fists: from the other hand, hanging down limply be- side his chair, a long sheet of business paper, closely written upon, reached to the floor. Jack did not move, but when Tom closed the door he turned toward him slowly, and in a hollow voice said, Hello, Tom After Tom had turned on the lights. Jack brightened up a little, and rising, said, Oh! it ' s nothing, Tom Don ' t worry I ' m just stunned. He returned to his seat by the fire and g.ized into it quietly for a few moments, then turning around abruptly, he said, I ' ve just had a letter from my brother, Tom, and I guess you had better read it. You will understand it Handling Tom the let- ter he walked over to the window. It seemed to him that he had been looking out over the roofs and yards for an hour. Somehow or other tlie sights of this big city did not have the power now, to depress his spirits, and make him feel lonely, as it certainly did, long ago. Yes, he remembered, particularly, how lonely he had been on the night, when he first met Peggy here. Just then Tom ' s voice sounding, startled him. Jack, called Tom. Yes. I ' ve read it Jack walked over to the fireplace, pulled a chair near Tom ' s and sat down. It was a long time before either spike At last Jack said, Tom. I am not broken up about this, as you ima fine I am Indeetl I am glad I won ' t try to conceal the fact that it hurt at first, but I ' ve received that letter two hours ago, and I ' ve been sitting here ever since, thinking it over. So your brother is going to marry Peggy, Tom asked pensively. I am so glad he is so happy and I ' m so glad for her sake, and he shot a quick glance at Jack, but Jack was watching the fire. It ' s hard luck, old man, but I under- stand, Tom added softly. The only thing that strikes me as queer, now, is that this old flame of mine is to be my sister, Jack said, with a suspicion of a smile. I ' ll bet she hasn ' t forgotten me either, he continued. I wonder, Tom, but he interrupted his statement when he looked at Tom ' s face. I ' he expression there he could not in- terpret at first, but a little later, he said, Why, Tom, I believe you are glad. Never mind. snapped Tom What are you wondering about? Oh, I was wondering if he gazed into the fire again, and was lost in reminiscences, while Tom wondered if they were regretful ones. At last Jack completed his silence. I wonder — I wonder if — if my brother will ever be disappointed in Peggy. He ' s a splendid fellow, that brother of mine, Tom . ' ' Suddenly the clock on the mantel began to strike eight, and Jack, rousing himself very quickly, cried, Tom, I almost forgot, I promised to go to a dance tonight. C. E. H. ' 12 Page i j BIZARRE 1 t 1 2 Why do we love the Preps so well? The secret we will gladly tell, — Their innocence, their child-like ways Cause all the Profs to sound their praise. They ' re unsophisticated, quite; They always stay at home at night. And always have their lessons right, — We love them, for they are so bright. The Freshmen ' s claim upon our love Is that they strive for things above. They think not of the tasks they ' ve done. But serving others is their fun. To our bonfires they brot the wood, As loyal P ' reshraen should: By the upper classmen nobly stood, — We love them, for they are so good. The Sophomores are always true: We honor them and love them too. Have they not battled bravelv on When every blessed hope was gone? Tho ' fierce the strife, enduring long, Yet, still they sing their cheery song: They ' ve ne ' er succumbed to right or wrong, — We love them, for they are so strong. The dear old Seniors, bless them all! We adore them, great and small. Their Alma Mater ' s strongest stay , — Will she live on when they ' re away? The inspiration of the weak; Encouragement to us they speak, And never for self-advancement seek, — We love them, for they are so meek. But oh, the girls ' if the Junior class! We love e.icli merry winsome lass. They are, ' tis very clear to me, The dearest pride of L. V. C. I cannot all their charms repeat, True-hearted girls without deceit: Perfection ' s masterpiece complete, — We love them, for no one could help it — Pippi?i li 1 Z A K K i: 1 .) 1 2 A Sophomore Heiuiiiisi-eiice Even a stranger on the campus that Monday afternoon could have seen that something unusual was going on, and so there was. A large crowd of people had surrounded the Ad building — boys without hats or coats were running back and fortii with no apparent purpose — girls stood breathless and excited but all, with an intense fixed gaze, looked steadily upward Kverything was silence and had been so for several minutes when six forms suddenly appeared on theroof of the building with a loud shout of victory. The way in which they gatliered around the flagstaff showed too well that they were supporters of the colors that waved from its top — the royal purple and goUl Imagine the disappointment and chagrin on the faces of some of the onlookers when they realized the full significance of the scene. They saw in a wink that the Sophs had not only removed their boasting Freshmaii pennant but had re- placed it with a big green banner waving at half mast Such indignity could not be borne without protest. Soon a shot was fired at the teasing green, but all in vain The banner held its own. The only reply from the roof came from the belfry in twelve loud, reverberating strokes. This caused general consternation. Was there fire? Had the cook resigned or was it something worse? The President and the Dean appeared on the fire escapes in- stantly. One glance was enough to tell them that the biggest class scrap of the year was impending. The Dead got busy and a dramatic reverse necessarily fol- lovi ' ed. The Sophs being assured of the victory, soon descended from the roof by the same dangerous ladder by which a short while before they had mounted so stealthily. A council of war was summoned which meant that the scrap was over for the boys that day — but not so for the girls. At this time there was an equal number of Freshmen and Sophomore girls rooming in the dorm. Class spirit ran high among them — so much so that the freshies objected to the long green streamers with which the Sophomores had so generously decorated their windows. They liked popularity all right, but they objected to the shade. If any person had noticed, it would have been amusing to see those girls dash across the campus to the dorm, when they caught sight of the decorations. It would have been thrilling, too, to watch those same careless girls, even at the risk of their lives, climb along the edge of the wall to pull down a few innocent pieces of green paper. They felt relieved, however, and began to plan revenge. A room on the third floor was their retreat and that is where they were found some time later by the infuriated Sophs. There was no denying it, — the cool, composed Sophs at last were mad and they had a right to be. They had just returned to their rooms to talk over their unexpected victory when suddenly some one noticed that all their class pennants 15 I Z A K R K 1 1) 1 2 were gone. None but those audacious Fresh girls could have done such a trick and the spirit of our girls rose to the occasion. It didn ' t take them long to decide what to do nor to find their scheming enemies in that fated third- floor room . Immediately all the wash lines and stray ropes from the laundry were hurried to the upper story. It was but the work of a minute to rope in the prisoners. But it took them longer than that to discover their imprisonment. When they did, however, it was great sport to see the palefaced frightened things sliding down from their cell on sheets and blankets to the balcony below. The most daring one made a sudden sally through the open window of one of the second floor rooms. The occupant fortunately took campassion on the poor baby and let her out into the hall. A triumphant look expressed her delight in her freedom thus easily won, but it changed suddenly when she was nabbed by the wih ' Sophs. She was taken to the Sophomore rooms with the promise that she would be kept until she assured a speedy return of the stolen pennants. She refused naturally enough, but, in doing so she misjudged her captors. They were relentless and war seem- ed only to have begun. Meanwhile her sisters stood on the balcony paralyzed with astonishment, afraid to come to her assistance. Their class brothers — the dear boys were attracted by the gloomy sight and stood gaping up at them — a helpless, hope- less bunch. We do not know how long this might have lasted, had not the gathering shades of evening called them to their sense of duty. The girls rallied and made an attack upon the room where their unfortunate sister was held. It failed as did all others. They could not rescue the poor girl. A compromise was inevitable. They had to give upthose 191 2 pennants to which they clung so earnestly. Those pennants again filled their old places on the wall, unconscious of the fuss they once caused. But we never look at them without thinking how much livelier it is to be on the inside track of a class scrap than on the side lines, the usual place for pennants and girls. Maud MiiUer on a summer day kaked the meadow sweet with hay. You ' d hardly expect a girl, you know. In summer-time to be shoveling snow. Pag-e 1 6 BIZARRE 1912 The (irub Have any stray hairs got mixed with the butter? If there have, take them out, without making a sputter. Never mind how things taste, but heartily say, L. V. Grub is finest! We ' re dining today! We ' re dining! We ' re dining! Who says, It ' s great sport? You ' re tipsy, young Freshman, rations are short. Buckwheat cakes for breakfast? — Yes, hot if you please: Where the cakes are the thickest, there ' s nothing can freeze. Was it cakes that I spoke of? Excuse the mistake! Look close and you ' ll not see a sign of a cake. Cakes here at the College? Yes, sinkers no doubt. If you board at the College, you ' ll never get gout. We ' ve a trick — we young students, you doubtless have heard Of calling our food by names most absurd. That dish is the Doggies, and that is the Dope. ' Tis a horrible diet, — of course, we ' ve lost hope. That dish is the Bullets, — the one on the right: Oh, dear! they are hard! Will you have one tonight? That ' s our Crisp Breakfast Cereal. We call it the Chaff. That ' s the Cream. Have another dish? Don ' t make me laugh. That dish with the Macaroni — Tomatoish look Is one that is made by our clever new cook. And the students think it a pretty good stew, And gobble it down; a good joke it is, too. That dish, we think, is intended to dope. They try to conceal it by naming it soup. Two beans, some cabbage, one small green pea, Just look in the bowl, that ' s all you can see. You see that Duke ' s Mixture? That ' s made out of bread. It ' s the principal diet, on which we are fed. The cooks as they make it grow tired I 11 admit, But the students who eat it have nearly a fit. Page v; B I Z A R R i: 1 1 1 2 Yes, we ' re dining! Always using our forks and spoons, And I sometimes have asked, will we always eat prunes? Will we always be dealt out a plum or a pear Till the last hungry student goes ' way in despair? Now here ' s to our dining hall. Let ' s give a cheer! For in spite of it all, we still hold it dear And though we may jest and grumble and fret, When we leave the old hall, it will be with regret. H. E. W. ' i2 The Hypnotic Stunt One cool September evening a number of boys met in room seventeen to wit- ness an experiment. The room was crowded with students from every class, and the shaded lamp cast its feeble rays upon the faces of the subject and the oper- ator. After cautioning the men to remain quiet, and explaining the nature of the experiment, the operator proceeded to make passes over the eyes of the subject. At first they were downward, long and sweeping, extending from head to foot, accompanied by droll words suggesting sleep. Meanwhile the experimenter directed his gaze intently toward the left eye of the victim. The effect of which was to produce a few spasmodic contractions of the muscles. Every eye was now fixed upon the subject. He soon began to breathe deeply, then gradually to relax his muscles and finally, after a few more passes had been made, the subject appeared to be under control. Slack, for that was the name of the unfortunate victim, was induced to perform a number of curious antics for the amusement of the crowd. Silence reigned supreme as he caught imaginary fish with a broom stick. His arm be- came rigid in response to a command from Donnerblitzen. He ate imaginary fruit and candy with a relish. To the uninitiated. Slack was apparently hypnotized and the experiment would have ended in a few moments. Suddenly, however, a noise was made, which produced a remarkable effect upon Slack, ior he in- stantly became violent, tearing his clothes into shreds and falling to the floor un- manageable. A panic siezed the crowd. Each one sought to escape as soon as possible. Some dived headlong through the open windows. Others rushed pell- mell through the now open door, and there remained but a few to hold the strug- gling man With a mighty leap he escaped from custody and fled down the cor- ridor, pursuing the terrified lads. Slack, finally, ?ank to the ground exhaust- ed. Some called for a doctor, others for a rope, and still a few others for sarsa- parilla. In a few minutes Freshmen and Preps were hurrying in all direc- tions for restoratives and aid. - ■■■ BIZARRE 1!)12 Donuerblitzen! Doniierblitzen! came from a dozen anxious, terrified men. Can ' t you take him out of it? yelled Hayes. But no where was Donnerblitzen to be found. During this tumult Slack became violent once more. After again escaping from his captors, he began yelling Blondy. Let me at him, he cried. Poor Blondy, terror-stricken, ran like a man possessed. He fell down the stairs in his eagerness to escape, but he scrambled to his feet, and resumed his mad pace with The Villan still pursuing. They were soon out upon the campus, each one yelling as though the Devil himself were chas- ing them. Their combined cries soon awakened the village folks. P ' rom all sides crowds of sleepy villagers came streaming in upon the newly mown grass. After hours of awful suspense and fearful excitement, Slack was finally lasso- ed with Titus ' trunk rope. It required the united efforts of both the students and the villagers, who assis- ted in the capture, to bind him hand and foot and they carried the torn, tattered and now helpless form into the dormitory. They then laid him on Brunner ' s cot. He raved and he tore, And he fell upon the floor. Many hours later the moonlight revealed the stealthly figures of panic- stricken youths, as they crept noiselessly into the dormitory. One by one they were seen approaching their rooms. First, Hayes; then Botts, aud soon follow- ed Shannon and Blondy. But where were the other two? Did they succumb to the terrors of the night? No, for the first peep of day saw Landis descending the fire escape from the roof, and Feldman departing from the forbidden precincts of the Ladies ' Hall where he had spent the night on the parlor sofa. Thus, ended our first, last and only experiment in the mysterious realm of hypnotism. Donnerblitzen. Seniors Four long years they struggled. Scraped and scrambled through the course. But, see you! not one foot is weary. Each one rode through on a horse. V f 14Q BIZARRE li)12 The Porch of the Ladies ' Dorm I stood on the porch at midday When the bell was ringing for grub; And out of the dorm, the boys rushed As if they were fleeing a club. I saw them coming rapidly In groups of two and three, Their looks at once betraying I ' m hungry as can be. And far in the hazy distance Came a belated boy Who, would he get in late for dinner The Preceptress he ' d annoy. For those, who are belated, From the dining hall must stay Until the Preceptress rings the bell And all the students pray. And as those boys came rushing Like a herd of hungry steers, A flood of thoughts came o ' er me That filled my eyes with tears. How often, O how often, In days that had gone by, I had stood on that porch at midday And watched them come for pie. How often, O, how often, I had wished for grub that ' s good; Something tasty and delicious That we might class as food. For I used to grow hungry As time for meals came round And longed for something Mother cooked Sweet, tender and well browned. Page 150 BIZARRE l ' . 12 And my flesh has fallen from me From the eating of such stuff, That even to cast a shadow I scarcely have enough. So, whenever I see that company ' Of boys both great and small, The odor of cheese and sphagetti Seems to come from the dining hall. And I think how many students, It really is a sin. On dear old L grub Have grown pale and thin. I see the long procession As to their meals they sneak. The new students, hale and hearty The old ones, pale and weak. And forever, and forever. As long as the school ' s in debt, As long as there ' s a kitchen faculty And maybe some years yet. The menu of cold beef and potatoes With dried peaches shall appear As a sign that the cooks are lazy And vegetables are dear. Sweet Mary had a little lamb. But, Ah! Alas for that! She tied its leg around its neck And wore it as a hat. Page iji 1 ? I Z A R K 1 : 1 t 1 2 A Poem (With apologies to Milton) When I consider how my hat is bent — Full half a rod, in shape both high and wide, And that my eyes which ' tis a sin to hide Lodged therein useless, tho my soul intent — To charm therewith some man. I have spent A vast amount for birds for the outside. Can these their mission fill, birds that have died? I doubting ask. But fashion to prevent That murmur soon replied, They can indeed. Birds were not made to sing. They best Fulfill their purpose that adorn some lady whose state Is queenly; thousands at my bidding bleed. Are sent o ' er land and sea, far from their nest; Their young ones also perish as they starving wait —Pippin Farewell To ' 1 1 from ' 1 3 Farewell, our true kinsmen — since you must away P ' rom the briglit scenes behind, into life ' s obscure day! Full often we ' ll miss you, oft long for that cheer Which you have shared with us — but you ' ll not be here. Cilad spring days will come, summer breezes will blow. Golden autumn will linger and then winter ' s snow. And the skies will be blue as the loveliest are. But set ' mid the splendor is our guiding star. Like sliips whicli sail out from the chaos of night, And meet in their courses, in morn ' s glorious liglit, — V ' e ' ve friendshipped in passing. — hut now, like a dream, Time flo.its us away intu memory ' s stream. Yet, here ' s to tlie friendsiiip, liow la ' -ting, how great, Years cannot eff.ice it — nor hard cruel P ' tt-. Our praver fu - the future — due thanks for past joys, Dear Father — take care of Our Cousins, the bo s. ' S. E Z. ' 13 Page 1 2 DRAMATICS 13 1 Z A R K K 1 i) 1 2 Breezy Point Thursday, Oct. 20, 1910 Aunt Debby Dexter, Mistress of Breezy Point, Elinor Pearl, of unknown parentage Ashrael Grant, a maid of all work Mrs. Hardscratch, with business propensities, The Hardscratch Twins, never tell nothin ' Ora Bachman Edith Gingrich Mehitible Doolittle, Manufacturer of catarrh snuff and bitters Bernice Vernon ...... Laura Leigh ...... Edith Norton ..... Clarice Fenleigh ..... TAunt Debby ' s Summer Boarders) Fantine, Miss ' ernon ' s French Maid Old Clem, the Gypsy ..... Edna Yarkers Edith Lehman Lottie Spessard Bertha Spessard Grace Smith Carrie Light Clara Horn Florence Christeson . Elizabet h Lau ' erda Snyder . Helen Brightbill Page i5i BIZARRE 19 12 Faculty Recital Thursday, October 6, 1910 Verdi ' Tu la sorte dell ' arnii (Aida) Mrs. Sheldon and Miss Brown Vocal Duet Svendsen Romance Mr. Light Violin Hillcr Concerto in F. sharp minor Andante. Finale- Allegro con fuoco Mr. Sheldon, ist Piano Mrs. Sheldon, 2nd Piano Two Pianos a HSndd b Pierne Largo Serenade Mr. Light Violin a Grieg b Ste n c Mallinson d A. L. Ich liebe dich Soupir Sing! Break into Song Come, Sweet Morning Miss Brown Songs Kate D. Wiggin A cutting from Timothy ' s Quest Mrs. Eby Reading Cowi ' ti Hast Thou Wandered? (Rose Maiden) Mrs. Sheldon, Miss Brown, Mr. Sheldon Vocal Trio ' g- ' -- SJ ] ; 1 Z A H R K 1 !  1 2 Recital Oratory Department Monday, June 6, 1910 Jim Them Oxen - The First Quarrel Mrs Pettybone ' s Dinner Horn PART I Lester L. Spessard La Verne Keister John Gonso John W. Ischy PART II The Kleptomaniac A Comedy in One Act CHARACTERS Mrs. John Burton ( Peggy Mrs. Valerie Chase Armsby, a young widow Mrs Claries Dover ( Mabel ) a bride Mrs Preston Ashley (Berthaj Miss Freda Dixon ... - Miss Evelyn Evans, a journalist - - Katie, Mrs. Burton ' s Maid Riley Anon Tennyson Anon Edith Freed Vera Snyder Ruth Lambert Helen Brightbill Edna Yarkers La Verne Keister Grace Smith PART III Sunset One act play — Scene — Drawing room in the Rivers ' home. CHAR.ACTERS Mr. Rivers, a rather pompous old gentleman Lawrence Leigh, a young minister Azoriah Stodd, a sporting young countryman Aunt Drusilla, a prim old lady - Lois Rivers, Mr. Rivers ' daughter Joan Jasper, Lais half sister John W. Ischy Amos H. Weigle Max F. Lehman Katherine Clouser Edith M. McCurdy Helen Brightbill Page 1 6 T. I Z A H R i: 1 it 1 2 Drjiniatif Rcrital By Miss May Belle Adams Thursday Kveiiiiia March 1, li)ll PART I Piano Duet — Poet and Peasant, Overture Mae Meyer Ruth Detweiler I. Through the Flood ..... II. Selected Poems III. Sleep-walking Scene from Macbeth ' ocal Duet ....... Siippe ' Dan Mac I.arcn Shakespeare Selected Edith Gingrich Earl Spessard PART II ' ocal Solo ....... Selected Earl Spessard Original Play — Mrs. Tree Dramatized bv Miss Adams froin book by Mrs Laura E. Richards CHARACTERS Mrs. Tree Direxia Hawks Miss ' esta Blythe, Mrs. Maria Darracott Pryor Mrs. Malvina Weight Dr. James Stedman Tommy Candy maidservant to Mrs. Tree niece to Mrs. Tree niece to Mrs. Tree neighbor to Mrs. Tree Pag - 57 Around the College BIZARRE 1 1) 1 2 Senior-Junior Council student Government Senior-Junior Council SENIOR MEMBERS O. T. Ehrhart, President Artus O. Kauffman Samuel G. Ziegler John K. Lehman Willi am O. Ellis JUNIOR MEMBERS Oliver Butterwick Samuel O. Grimm Guy Wingerd, Secretary Arthur S. Beckley Ex-Senior-Junior Council O. T. F hrhart, President S. G. Ziegler J. K. Lehman Samuel O. Grimm, Secretary Oliver Butterwick Forrest S. Hensel Page i6o 11 I Z A H K K 1 ' . 1 Senior-.! uiiior Council CONSTITUTION AND BY- LAWS We. the students of Lebanon ' alley College, in behalf of the Board of Trus- tees and Faculty, in order to establish a better form of government, do hereby adopt the following Constitution and By-Laws: ARTICLE I. GOVERNING BODY The governing body shall be called the Senior-Junior Council, and shall con- sist of nine men, five from the Senior class and four from the Junior class, of these, three, and only three from each class, shall be residents of the dormitor -. ARTICLE II. REPRESENTATION In case any student or students have any grievance, they shall present the same in writing to the President of the Senior-Junior Council who shall call a meeting of the council within forty eight hours. The complainant or complain- ants shall be notified of tune and place of meeting when he or they shall have the privilege of attending said meeting to present their own case. ARTICLE III. ELECTION Sec. I . The members of the Council shall be elected yearly by their respec- ti e classes. Sec 2. The members of the in coming Senior Class shall be elected at the end of their Junior year. Sec 3. The members of the iu coming Junior class shall be elected at the end of their Sophomore year. ARTICLE IV. ORGANIZATION The new Council shall organize before the close of the scholastic year, and shall assume authority on the opening day of the next collegiate year. ARTICLE V. OFFICERS Sec I. The officers of the Council shall be a President and Secretary, who shall be elected by a majority vote of the Council, and shall be chosen from the dormitory members of the Council. Sec. 2. The duties of the President shall be such as are incumbent with his office. Sec 3. The duties of the Secretary shall be to keep an accurate record of all proceedings of the Council, aud he shall act as President in case of his ab- Page 161 r I Z A R R K 1 i) 1 2 ARTICLE VI. VACAN ' CIES All vacancies shall be filled by special election by the respective classes. ARTICLE VII. COMMITTEES Sec. I. The six residents of the dormitory shall constitute the governing body of the Men ' s Dormitory, and shall be called the Dormitory Committee. Sec 2. The officers of the Council shall be the officers of the Dormitory Committee. ARTICLE VIII. AMENDJIENT Any article or section of the foregoing constitution may be repealed or amended by a two-thirds vote of the Council subject to approval of the Faculty. BY-LAWS POWERS OF THE SENIOR JUNIOR COUNCIL I The Council shall have charge of, and regulate all class events. II Any offence relating to student government or in violation of any of the rules shall be brought before the Council. Ill The Council shall exercise authority over the student conduct in the college and academy, conduct in the class-room excepted, and shall have power to order withdrawal, suspension, or expulsion of any ungovernable student. In all cases in which the Council sees fit to order withdrawal, suspension, or expulsion, such order shall be effective only when ratified by the Faculty. IV In all cases in which th e Council has authority the President, or any mem- ber of the Faculty, may appear before the Council in an advisory capacity. V The Senior Junior Council acknowledges the right of the Faculty to review or repeal any verdict of the CouTicil. REGULATIONS OF THE SENIOR JUNIOR COUNCIL I Destroying or disfiguring college property must not be indulged in by any student. II Whistling or any unnecessary noise is prohibited in the Administration Build- ing and Music Hall. 151 Z A K K K 1 U 1 2 Destroying or disfiguring of notices on any of the bulletin boards is strictly prohibited. IV Tampering with electric switches or bulbs is strictly prohibited in all college buildings. POWEKS OK THE UOKMITOKY COMMITTEE I The Dormitory Committee shall have charge of the janitors in the Men ' s Dormitory. 1 1 The Dormitory Committee shall have charge of the students ' conduct in the Men ' s Dormitory, even to the extent of exclusion therefrom, sul)ject to the de- fendant ' s appeal to the Faculty. The Dormitory Conunittee shall enforce all rules pertaining to the govern- ment of the Dormitorv. The Dormitory Committee in conjunction with a comaiittee of the Faculty shall have the power to enact any new rules or regulations that occasion may re- quire. Pi i: c- ' ' ? B I Z A R R K 1 1) 1 2 EXSENIORJUNIOR COUNCIL UP A TREE To Our Beloved Freshmen When I see a j ' outh with his pants turned up, His beautiful socks in view, A dear little hat on the top of his head With its ribbons of white and blue His dear little self all covered with rings And pins from his dear prep school It strikes a chord and I say O, Lord, was I ever that big a fool. Page 164. IJ I Z A R R i: 1 ■) 1 2 Dormitory Rejjulatioiis I LADIES) Revised for the Spri ig ' Term The preceptress suggests that all spend as much time as possible in the dor- mitory from 12 p. m. to 6 a. m Evening study hours last from 7:30 to 9:30, during which time lights must be on in all rooms. Every one is expected to make as much noise as possible. The ten o ' clock bell is a signal f r the professors to retire. All loud talking in the halls, consequently, ceases at 10:15. Permission to leave town or to spend a night away from the dormitory is granted to all. Faculty members in particular are requested to use this liberty. Walking out of to.vn in the company of young men is heartily recommended by the present administration. This establishes co operation among students. Young men may call informally at any time; formally, whenever the young lady sees fit. On Saturday and Sunday evenings the parlor is to be reserved tor steady regulars. Extras can find plenty of room in the dining- hall, day student ' s room, or on the front porch. Young men will not detain young ladies longer than 10:30 p. m. Every one is expected to attend chapel when so disposed. Only the steady regulars are requested to attend church at least once on Sun- day. Evening service at the Reformed Church is recommended. The service is short and the walk is beneficial. The college widows are asked to attend Y. V. C. A. only. Xo one is expected to do any work during the spring term either within or without the Ad building, the Conservatory, or Dormitory with the exception of the faculty. Rest and loafing is recommended till 3 p. m. when baseball, ten- nis, and walking should be indulged in. The dormitory must be kept quiet at all t ' mes, so that the mice be not dis- turbed. In regard to any privileges about which there is any doubt, inform the pre- ceptress after you have used the privilege. .0 and They who love, in secret should love. For t ' is there that love most is admired; But the lovey-dovies that don ' t care where they love Make the public most mortally tired. Page i6j 1? I Z A R R i: 1 ' ■ 1 2 Junior Crjidlt ' Son A is for any one you happen to see, But B is for Beckley, our future D. D. C is for Clair who loves music so, And D is for Don who don ' t mind the do, ' ' E is for Earl, our Junior swell F is for Forrest who plays football well, G is for Grimm — the man with the brains H is for Hershey who needs take no pains I is for Ischy, the sneezeman, we say, J is for Jesse with a new girl each day K is for Kilmer, a Saylor ' s best friend. L is for Leibold with knowledge to lend Also for Lau and her room-mate Light, While we are sorry M thus to slight. N is for Xellie who gets through hard tests. O is for Ollie whom Pres often molests. P is for Plummer whom none would call slow. Of Q we have none so we ' ll just let her go. R is for Ressler who smokes a big pipe And also for Rettew who is preacher like. S is for Smith Shively who like to take walks While T is for Thomas who seldom talks. U is for unity to which we ' d give a toast But alas! of our s we seldom can boast. Weidler, Wingerd and White, tail enders you see Are quantities equal to X, Y and Z. Prof ' s. Pet Phrjises Pres. Keister — Well-er-er-now-let ' s see Prof. Shenk — The fact of the matter is Prof Lehman — Now study this a little bit Prof- Shroyer — Class is exkust Prof. Wanner — Now that I like Miss. Dodge— Uh- Huh- Bah Miss Parks — How can you be tho sthupid? Miss Adams — Chest out, chin in Miss Boehm— Oh! H }i Miss Seltzer — Do as much as you can Prof Stein — Get to the rendering-proceed Miss Brown — Lights out 15 1 Z A R K K 1 i) 1 2 Applied QuotiitioiiK The Seniors — No, don ' t be absurd, they are excellent men; But, uiy friends, you ' ll endanger the lives of you clients. By attempting to stretch them up into giants. Bruiiner — Whose swelling and vehement heart Reveals the live man, still supreme and erect. Ehrliarl — If he sometimes falls short, he is too wise to mar His thought ' s modest fullness by going too far. Ellis — With genius so shrinking and rare That you hardly at first see the strength that is there. Frost — Then his grammar ' s not always correct, nor his rhymes, And he ' s prone to repeat love lyrics sometimes. Holdeinan — Remote from towns he ran his godly race, Nor e ' er had changed, nor wished to change his place. Kauffinan — Unpracticed he to fawn, or seek for power. Kennedy — Unqualified merits, I ' ll grant, if you choose, he has ' em, But he lacks the one merit of kindling enthusiasm. Koontz — Yet he was kind, or, if severe in aught, The love he bore to learning was in fault. Lehman — A frame so robust, with a nature so sweet. So earnest, so graceful, so solid, so fleet. Marshall — What matter to me if their star is a world? Mine has opened its soul to me; therefore I love it. Saylor — In his duty prompt at every call. Shoop — Why, there is not a man at this moment alive More willing than he that his fellows should thrive. E. A. Spessard — He has a true soul for field, river, and wood in him; And his heart, in the midst of brick walls or where ' er it is, Glows, softens, and thrills with the tenderest charities. L. L. Spessard — - A fervor of mintl which knows no separation ' Twixt simple excitement and pure inspiration. Zugler — And e ' en his failings leaned to Virtue ' s side. B I Z A R R K 1 i 1 2 THE SHADES OF NIGHT ' ■THE SHADES: THEIR FREQUENTING PLACE BIZARRE 1 t) 1 2 College A. P. A. (Arm Protective Association) FOR GIRLS ONLY Miss Yarkers Miss Light Miss Kilmer Miss Smith Miss Ely Miss Weidman Miss Lehman Miss Boehm APPLICANTS Miss Kerschner Miss Horn Miss Gingrich Miss Daugherty Miss Snyder Miss Brown Miss Spessard Miss Lau (elected) Miss Morrison (resigned) Cat Hershey (proposed by Brunner and seconded by Reporter ) Engle Twins Vera Myers Virginia Myers Mae Myer Miss Diehm Miss Dodge Miss Parks HAS-BEENS Miss Ora Bachman Miss Schleichter Miss Adams Prof. Wanner Sedic Rine Titus Leibold Frank Shearer REJECTED Sam Plummer Artus Kauffman Reporter Harnish A certain class of students, we guess, Are very much like drums. From heads that hide most emptiness The greatest uproar comes. Page i6g 15 I Z A R R P: 11)12 Foot Ball FACULTY VS. STUDENTS Pres. L. Keister A. Shroyer S. Parks F. Boelim H. Wanner M. Schlicter L. End L. Tackle L. Guard Center R. Guard R. Tackle H. Spessard R. End J. Lehman O. Back M. Adams L. H. Back H. Shenk R. H. Back L. Dodge Full Back R. Savior Subs. F. Kennedy Subs. Touchdowns — Zeigler, Dodge, Shenk, Hensel, Buttervvick, Plummer: Goal from field — Dodge i; Referre — Washinger, D. D; Umpire — Station, A. M. B. D.; Head linesman — Owen; Time of quarters — 15 minutes; C. Smith and C. Reddick out of game for two weeks; M. Schlichter, Third quarter — out for good; Injured — Keister and Parks. Score: Faculty O — Students H. C. Harnish S. O. Grimm C. C. Smith W. Brunner G. Wingerd O. Ehrhart C. Reddick J. Lehman S. Grimm C. Harnish G Zullinger S. Zeigler S. Plummer F. Hensel Oliver Butterwick R. Reigle T. Leibold PROFESSOR DODGE (The best we could t ' et) Page ryo B I Z A K H 1 1 U 1 2 Organizer Light Snoozers Day dreamer Night walker Night mare victim Chiefsnorer Snorers ' quartette Slecporw Club Samuel B. Plummer A. O Kauffman, Anderson iS: Shannon Sara Zimmerman Ma Brown Prof Brown Tommy Hensel Holdeman, Thomas, Misses Weidman Daugherliy ACTIVK MEMBERS C. C. Smith Walter Biever W. A. Brunner Mae Meyer Landis Klinger Ruth Detweiler H. A. Denlinger Clara Horn Fat Rine • Allen Meyer EX MEJIKEKS Mark Holtzman I- dith Morrison ' ■Concert given once every twenty-four hours. Tlio Humorous Sid« ' ot ii Cerhiiu Kxiiuiiiiatiou Come on in. Go to the Chemistry room. Just sit any where there is a seat. Don ' t sit on the floor. Ves, write on both sides, up side down or any way. I don ' t care how you write just so that you write the right thing. Now Polly! In the confusion Mr. VVeidler put something like this on his paper — Mademoiselle Risser est la plus belle dame dans la chanibre. Mr. Suavely said, Oui, Oui. Now please don ' t slam the door when you go out . There it goes again. I suppose a few of you will pass. Remember Monday. Pac B I Z A R R K 1 ' . 1 2 Lebanon Valley College Fire Company Chief First Nozzleman Second Nozzleman Big Squirter Little Squirter Driver Axemen Butterwick Amos H. Weigle Botts Tommy Kennedy Fat Rine W. A. Brunner C. C. Smith BUCKET BRIGADE Pail Bearers Basin Gang Chief Driver Mixer of Chemicals Depositors of Chemicals General Manager Reddick, Titus, Ressler Clair Harnish, Klinger, O. T. Ehrhart JUNIOR CHEMICAL S. O. Grimm Artus Kauffman N. B. S. Thomas Sam, Gee, and Jimmie Pres. Keister Damage by water BIG CONFLAGRATION The Disturbance of The Eighteenth Suit of clothes, stiff bofom shirt, etc. In a Tight Place Prof. Shroyer (in Ethics) — Mr. Ziegler, is there anything outside of your ov ' n character which influences your will? Ziegler — Yes, sir. Prof. Shroyer — Who is that one person that exerts that influence? Sam blushes. Laughter. Page TJ2 B 1 Z A R R L: 11)12 Saloon Time Motto Purpose Password Tiippa Tappa Ke Room- Night and Day Let us get drunk To advance the cause of prohibition More beer OFFICERS Saloon Keeper ...... Amos Weigle Bartenders G. A. Richie, N. B. S. Thomas, Titus Leibold, Paul Koontz Agent Lebanon Brewing Company . . . .O. T. Ehrhart Spitoon Cleaner . . . . . . . S. G. Ziegler W. A. Brunner C. E. Rettew Charles G. White Titus Leibold W. C. Shoop A. S. Beckley W. L. Murray Amos Weigle G. A. Richie P. F. Robeits N. B. S. Thomas Paul Koontz O. T. Ehrhart Sam. Ziegler MEMBERS AND THEIR FAVORITES Anhauser Bush ' irginia Dare Whiskey Blackberry Rye Brandy Horses Neck Manhattan Cocktail Julip Frappe Old Kentucky McHenry Schlitz Gin Fizz Sloe Gin Rickey Page ij-f 1! I Z A K H I 1 ' .I ] ? Eta liiin Pie ' Resort, Graybills Time, 7 a. in.: 12 ni. and 6 p. m. Motto, Each man for hin:self Purpose, To avoid indigestion Pass word, Hand me the pie VKLI. Eat! Eat! Eat! And if llie hmd laily you did cheat Just snatch some of the meat And Beat! Beat! Beat!— it. OFFICEKS Chief consumer ' Pop Wanner BIG PLATERS Sam Plummer Amos Weigle Clair Harnisli Fat Biever LITTLE PL. TEKS Jimniie ' ' Shively Ivan Potter Dinnie Dunlap W. A. Brunner RECORDS Reporter — Five chickens, one peck of potatoes, two dishes of salad, seven loaves of bread, fourteen pies and one half bunch of bananas. W. A. Brunner — One piece of toast and one glass of milk. ACTIVE MEMBERS Gee Wingeid ' Pop ' anner Sam Plummer Tommy Heiisel Clair Harnish B. B. Brunner Amos Weigle Jinimie Shively Fat Biever Ikey Potter EX-ACTIVE MEMBERS B. S. Reigle George Zullinger Reporter Harnish Dinnie Dunlap Ivan Ressler C. C. Smith SUPT. OF GROUNDS AND BUILDINGS AT L. V. C. THE LAUNDRY IJ I Z A R R !•: 1 ! 1 2 Haasen Pfeffer Club President Secretary Treasurer Ikey Ressler Amy Weigle Everybody OBJECT To promote the social and spiritual welfare of students at L. V. C. MEETING PLACE Every room in the dormitory is honored at some time or other. Slowest players Bum players Slickest crooks Biggest gamblers Gamest losers Best tempered players Town bunch Windiest players Smallest player Biggest player Most social couple Janitor Table duster Apparatus furnishers ■ Rastus Kauffman Don Keister Sam Plummer and Jimniie ' Shively C. C. Smith Ollie Butterwick Reed Charlton Rine Denlinger Koontz, Rodes, Klinger Tommy, Mutch Miller Fat Biever Eiidie Kreider Lyter, Grimm Kennedy Lehman, Marshall, Saylor, and Carmany Brunner ; Botts Dinney Weigle Clair The Reporter Shearer Shannon Everybody Nov Preceptress Gettiiis Wise Miss Brown — Miss Light, do the girls take turns at entertaining the fellows? Helen B. — Why is Reporter Harnish like a hard coal-stove? Edith G. — I don ' t know. Helen B. — Because he is so hard to shake. Pagf I -J 1 5 1 Z A R R 1 : 1 ' . ) 1 2 5 . PARLOR ETIQUETTE: A THEORY Tragedy in Four Acts Cram, cram, cram. O ' er English from morn till noon, But I wisli that I had studied more To avoid a shameful doom. Exam, exam, exam. How stupid and dull I feel! I wish that Prof. ' s back were turned That I with my trot might deal. Flunk, flunk, flunk, O, cruel and relentless fate! And I wish that father could know, How I cram, but ' tis now too late. Trunk, trunk, trunk, I have packed thee up at last. But I hate to see thee sent home thus, Before the school year ' s past. Page I J 8 1] I Z A H K I-: 11)12 Y«m Can Always Tell Hrunner by his talk Miss Parks by her red hair Freslinien by their greenness Sophomores bv tiieir swell heads Preachers by their looks The time of day by looking at your watch Miss Dodge by looking at her Myers by the size of his feet Reporter by his iiot air Prof. Derry by his walk Miilhollen by his humor Charlton by his nerve Prof. W anner by the Boehni in his eye Tommy b his fibs ' |xln9|iriHHl K PRACTICAL PARLOR ETIUUETTE V 79 r. I z A i R i: 1 i 1 2 French Prof. ' s Opinion of Freshmon. 1- riday Moining, NLwembt ' r , morning after Fresh i un relurii froDi their banquet You are the flabbiest Freshmen class I ever saw, I ' ve had a lot of Fresh- men classes, but you are absolutely the flabbiest one I ever saw. Only a couple turned up for class yesterday and they looked like a set of chickens that strayed into the wrong coop and the old hen chased theni out. You act like a set of fools five years old. Babies that you are! I wonder where the rest of you were yester- day! I wonder what you were doing! Guess you were home taking castor-oil. That is all you are fit for. Babies that you are! Couldn ' t keep a secret. Whis- pered it all around so that every one in the college knew when and where you were going and didn ' t think it worth while to get after you. They were glad when you were gone. When you did come into chapel you hadn ' t sense enough to come in decently, but you came in like a pack of hounds with Mr. Harnish there, leading you. Brr! Brr! Brr! I have 47 of you in my class now and I don ' t want more than thirty. I am just waiting to flunk seventeen of you. You can just clear out of tliis. I don ' t want you in here at all You can just clear out and every one of you gets a zero. Clear out! And you want to come on Monday morning knowing your lesson. Now remember! If you come up here again and know nothing you can just clear out and you need not come back again either. Now mind! Clear out! I mean it! Go, you little imps! ! ! ! ? ? ? Spoonors ' Cluh Lebanon ' alley prides itself on its many institutions and rightly so, for they are manv and greit. The one in which most of us are interested — because of our experience, of course,-— is the Spooners ' Club. It is the most thoroughly organized as well as the most popular club around the school. Every one be- longs to it at some time or other and some of the people all the time — or if they don ' t, it is not their fault Its thorougli organization is a natural outgrowth of the way in which the work of the club is a carried on. Everything is assigned to committees consisting in all cases of only two The group system — when a group means two without a ciiaperon — has been adopted as the best method to insure success. Meetiuj s are held at all such hours when the members are not a.-tively engaged in class work. Sociology excepted Here the hour and the sub- ject lends itself so well to the practices of this club that its members indulge in them even at the risk of being discovered by the Dean Time spent in this way I ' ase I So P, I Z A H K E 1 i) 1 2 is not lost as some of our Profs and parents seem to think — full credit for the work is given under tlie regular campus c(juise. For further particulars as to the credits, etc . see Pri.f W . Albert Hruniier, A. B. head of the department. The club has no regular meeting places with the exception (jf tlie Ladies ' parlor on Siturday evening from eight to ten o ' clock, the da ' students ' room, alcoves in the library. Miss Brown ' s ' practice roorn, an 1 the society halls have been found exceptionally favorable. As the latter named places are constantly in use, applica- tions for tlieiii must be Inn led in early to th; obliging nianager Josiah Reed. In the spring such out-door places like Lover ' s Retreat, Lo ' er ' s Leap and the Water Cress Pond are most enjoyed and sought afltr In fact any place may be used as long as the Preceptress does not get wise and object After the appearance of the same couple at tvvo successive star cour. es they are admitted into the club. The order of conducting a session is a secret which the members will not tell. Each person is invited and urged to find out for himself or herself and to gain as much experience as possible. If two rosy lips were upturned to your own, With a velvety softness about them, Would you pray for endurance to let them alone? Well, maybe you would, but I doubt it If a sly little hand you were permitted to sieze. With a wonderful softness about it. Do you think that you could drop it with never a squeeze? Maybe you would, but I doubt it. If a tapering waist were in reach of your arm. With a wonderful plumpness about it. Would you argue whether right or wrong? Maybe y(Hi would, but I doubt it. I istt ' ii t«) This Koontz — Rodes, what is your idea of the secret of happiness? ' ' Rodes — Embrace your opportunity. Carrie Light — I recall that the lecturer the other night said that ' intensity of feeling and moderation of action ' was the secret of happiness. Koontz — Is your idea opposed to that of Rodes? Miss Light — No, I think you ought apply the latter to the former. Koontz — The secret of happiness is then ' Embrace your opportunity with in- tensitv of feeling ami moderation ot action Po r iSi B 1 Z A R R i: 1 ' .) 1 2 Oliver T. Ehrhart Gee VVingerd Johnnie Lehman Ed. Smith Roll Call ladies ' parlor regulars R. B. Savior Donald Keister (resigned) Fritz Frost (resigned) J. Edward Marshall C. C. Smith Pollv Loser Vic Mulhollen Jimmie Shively L. L. Spessard Jesse Reed VOLUNTEERS Sedic Rine Harry Denlinger Paul Koontz reserves OUie Buttervvick Brunner Russel Weidler Shearer unclassified Titus Leibold Page iSz 15 I Z A K R K 1 i) 1 2 Resolutions I do hereby resolve that: I. Athletics at L. V. C shall be discontinued. The only exercise at L. V. C. shall be an early morning walk and that only when the weather is decidedly good. The Death League, in so much as it exercises and develops only one side of the body at the expense of the other, is not even a desirable form of Ath- letics, and shall, therefore, be discontinued. I shall never misrepresent facts unless 2. 3- 7 8 9 lO 1 1 12 13 24 25 I shall never speak loud enough to be vulgar, but just loud enough to be heard I shall never more visit the Boys ' dormitory wearing a full dress suit — nay, not even without a rain-coat I shall not tolerite any student who calls me Doc. I shall suspend all students who are menaces to the peace of the dor- mitory Smoking on the campus shall be strictly prohibited My Athletic Policy is too precious to be entrusted to mere boys. I shall offer Si 00 in board as a reward for the arrest and conviction of the door knob thieves. I shall alwavs agree with members of my church. The next eleven are like unto tlie above. I shall always keep sweet I shall always be happy. Page Sj? B I Z A R R K 1 ' .) 1 2 A Freshman ' s Letter Home. Lebanon ' alley College, i nnville, Pa., Oct. 2, igio. To the loved ones at home: I have been at Lebanon Valley College for three long weeks. I have matriculated for the ministry. The ministry is a wonderful study and I tremble when I think what a noble profession I am at the threshold of. The College is located at Annville, Lebanon County, Pa. There are five big buildings and other outbuildings. The buildings are called respectfully: the ads building, the conversatory, the Carnackie library, the Girl ' s dormitory, the Boy ' s dormi- tory and the remains of a jini. I live in the Boy ' s dormitory around which is a hill covered with tin cans, bottles, stumps, dead animals, and other articles too numerous too mention. When I arrived, I was sent to the office to see the boss. He asked me what church I belonged to and when I told him he said Why, you belong to the same church I do. I tell you what that made me feel good. I have several professors and some of them are quite good. Prof. Shenk is the dean, and he is a good fellow. He teaches history, and has told the same jokes three times already. Professor Lehman teaches Algebra and he is a grand old man. Professor Wanner teaches Chemistry. He knows all about it and when he asks me a question I feel like the middle part of a doughnut. Prof. Derry he teaches Biology and kills all kinds of animals. Proftssor Schroyer teaches the Bible always keeping his eyes on the book. Miss Dodge she teaches French and I dont like her for a little bit. She nearly scared me to death the first day. Miss Schleichter teaches dutch. I try to keep on the good side of her for she takes care of the girls. They say Miss Parks teaches english. We havent recited un- der her yet as she spent all the time in assigning lessons. But the Lord help us if we ever have to recite them Your obedient son, Wakren. P. S. — I have joined the Y L C. A Please send me io at once. A Logical Coiiclusioii Prof. Shen ' K — (Philosophy 4) — False is that which does not correspond to any- thing. Earl Spessard — Brunner. you are false, therefore — . Edith Gingrich (when asked to sing her favorite song in society) — sings — Oh, where is ;«j ' wandering boy to night. li I Z A K R K 1 5) 1 2 A Senior ' s I etter IIoiiic Aiinville Pa., Sept i6, igro Dear Father: I liave entered upon the last year of my college career Plea?e send nie $25 P. I), y. for my financial standing is already below par. I am sorry, but will have to close, as I am enormously busy. I have Scientific Confirmatio n of Old Testament History in tl.e nuiniiig at 7:45 and must be prepared. Besides I have a pressing engagement later in the e ening. Your affectionate son, PAUL ( Kooutzj FATHIvR ' S REPLY. West Fairview, Pa., Sept. 17, loio. My dear Paul; Received your enxelope. Sorry to hear that your financial standing is already below par, and I predict a further decline in its par value Knclosed find my best wishes. Your loving father, J. P. KOONTZ. Pitxf Sj B 1 Z A R R K 1 O 1 2 Wanted A mustache — Rettew A gymnasium — the students A bath— Titus Information concerning the Disturbance of the iSth ' A girl — F ' rancis Richard Kennedy More money — the Athletic Association More spooning places — Girls of the Dormitory More booze — quite a few More pie — Pop Wanner A new girl — Jesse Reed More Light — Mulhollen A mouse — must be a dead one — Ollie Mutual consent — Rodes More brass — Leray B Harnish Identification cards — Spessard sisters Boarders at Ladies ' Dorm. Terms cheap An engagement ring — Edna Yarkers — There are others A few more letters from Maude — Sam Grimm A new superintendent of grounds and buildings Remedy for spring fever — Kat A BIG spoon— Helen Weidler To know who got out the catalogue — Pres. Annville, Pa., April 12, 1911. Dr. to LEBANON VALLEY COLLEGE April 13 3 Slices of Ham ( . 18 i yi doz. Eggs ( ! ' .16 4 cans peaches ( .35 6j I 54 72 70 96 32? ' 3 Page j86 •5 u Pi w  £ c ■ M 1 ii b 4J . ii w -f-- p £ r- :3 -O -• o c 1 ' s-i UJ CO V n •- ' -r X P 2r Si P to 1 1 5 R- 1 ' . J Z A H H 1 : 1 i I 1 12 Lost and Fountl Columns LOST Much val uable time — Ivan L Ressler Too much sleep — Sam Plammer Three hairs— Scott Anderson A loafing place — Billie Becker His reputation — N B S. Thomas His precious heart — Potter His mind — Ollie First Baseball game to Mercersburg My heart — Jimmie Shively My scholarly reputation — Sam Plummer All the big eaters — Dining hall The gentlemen of linglish 7 My relf respect — Hash Our football record The preceptress Our love for English — Everybody His affection for Miriam — Johnnie For D Lizzie ' s glove — Brunner OUie ' s check book — Billy Bec-ker A bsd bug— Claude Reddick A man — Miss Brown A tie — Gettysburg and Delaware His calling — Tommy Hensel His mistake— Carmany The Menaces — Pres Keister The hole in the doughnut — Lehman A scent — Weigle and Shively Co. His ideal — Ed Smith A grave on the campus — no matter who Chronic Sections — Russel Weidler Not Necessary Prof. Shenk — (speaking of Love Feasts) Now, I have not attended a ' love feast ' for a ood manv vears. Paze 188 ty 0 ' H.K. UlfcHT, ooKS  ' SjnriouMjy. 15 I Z A R R K 1 U 1 2 O Happy Day WHEN We cease having chain meetings in prayer meeting Landis and Miss Dubble elope Titus gets a girl Ruth Davis and Strickler walk to Lebanon Viola Gruber gets over being shocked Brightie and Kat stop talking Carrie Light became Auntie Paul ' s family no longer objects Hayes ' sister visited L- V. for Billie School is over for Ziegler — why? Ischy began a correspondence course at Pratt Frost became librarian — Verda Prof Stein arrived — for the German students Roger Saylor knows all about the slide rule Reddick and Smith got a vacation Reed gets a girl and holds on Thomas wins his letters in football C. C. Smith sings in the glee club Shively has only one girl The Seniors graduate Campus work gives college credit Klinger cleans his room All the regular firms consolidate In a letter written by one of our aspiring young Freshmen, the following verse was accidentally found It was addressed to a certain young lady whose home is at York and it is with her permission that the first proof of the Fresh- man ' s talent is published. My dear Lucinda: If to think of you all the day, dear. And to dream of you all the night If to treasure each word you say, dear. And to know you ' re my heart ' s delight. If to wish you near with your sweet eyes clear, As the stars shining above you, If to do all this, is to love you, dear, Then I love you. —L. A. R. 13 I Z A R K K 1 ' .) 1 2 Shearer ever shine? Bninner ever stop talking? MulhuUen eveptire of Light? Roger Savior ever forget his slide rule? Johnnie Lehman ever get next? Paul Koontz tire of peanuts? The door knobs ever come back? Professor Wanner ever stud}- art? Miss Boehm study chemistry? Artus Kauffnian ever get enough nerve to face Miss Dodge? erda Snyder ever be Frosty? Kennedy ever get married? Lessie Spes ard ever cease arguing? Ollie Butterwick ever forget Mae? The Rep jrter ever run out of hot air? C. C take another course in campus work next year? Jesse Reed ever find a steady? Miss Dodge ever love the Freshmen in French i? Titus ever take a bath? Tommy ever go to Lebanon? Sam Plummer ever get awake? Ressler ever study? Potter get married? Don ever forget about the women? Miss Brown ever go into the shoe business? Ehrhart propose this year? Miss Yarkers accept? Helen Brightbill ever become Slack? Doctor Keister ever forget the Disturbance of the i8th? Miss Parks ever get a vote? Pussy ever be a ladies ' man? Rodes ever cease to be love-sick? We ever get a gym? We have nice co-eds next year? All the Seniors graduate? We all be ministers? Pag c iQi 1? I Z A H K E 1 i) 1 2 How We Kiio v Tlieni Tht Sophomores Biggest swell head — Weigle Biggest bluff — Paul Loser Windiest — Roberts Best cribber — Miss Zimmerman Prettiet — Lehman Most popular — Floss Cbristeson Most pious— -Yarkers Laziest — HeiTel finger Wittiest— Mulhollen Sleepiest — Klinger Biggest prevaricator — Shearer Tom-boy — Lottie Spessard Ladies ' man — Potter Wise owl — Floss Clippinger Grind — Clara Horn Nerviest — Richie Most innocent — ' irginia Myers Most backward — Williams Good-for-nothing — Boaz Light Language-fails-US — The rest Page ig2 i; I Z A R R K 1 t 1 2 Questions and Ans vc ' rs The editor has made a few inquiries throughout the year which are here re- corded accompanied by their respective answers. What is Lebanon ' alley College for? A match factory. — Saylor. Matrimonial agency. — Earl Spessard Haven ' t found out yet. — Sam Plummer. Place where you can get what your daddy got. — Lyter Place for publicity. — Reporter. Why do we go to chapel? To make fools of ourselves. — Ollie. To sing Holy, Holy, Holy. — Weigle. To march out with the girls. — Kennedy. To eat peanuts. --Shively. To make a good impression. -Tommy. What is the Library for? Special research work. -Don. Anything but a place to work. — Doc Marshall. Don ' t know. Miss Lau. Place for spooning. - Ehrhart. To visit the librarian--- Verda Snyder Committee meetings in Miss Dodge ' s absence. — Koontz. Hospital for the lovesick on rainy days. — Guy. Public watering place. General information bureau. Who is the most love sick boy around the college? Lester Rodes and Freddie Frost. — I ' nanimous. Who is next? Ehrhart, Marshall, Slide-rule Saylor Honorable mention — Clair Harnish, Don Keister. Who is the most love sick girl? Daugherty, Ely, or Kilmer. — Unanimous. Who is next? Grace Smith, ' erda Snyder, Edna Varkers. H()ni.irable mention — Misses Weidler, Weidman. 15 1 Z A H R i: 3 U 1 2 Why do we go to the post-office? To see Zach Bowman smile. For an evening walk. For male (mail ) — Daughert}-, Who is the biggest prevaricator? Tommy — Unanimous. Who is next? Too numerous to mention. Who is the biggest grind? Ressler Who is the biggest loafer? Titus Leibold. Why do we read the catalogue? Whew! What is the best cure for lovesickness? Xo answer. Have you seen Amos? Amos who? A mosquito. GENTLEMKN TAKE NOTICE Taken from Bidletin Board in Ad Building I wish to go to Europe this summer but do not wish to go alone. Xeither do I care very much for the young men, but in order that I do not have to go alone am willing to marr} ' . Please apply before June 191 1 . Florence Klippinger. Attest: Miss Sara Rush 1 ' arks. Page JQ4. 66 Liaiij h and the World T aui hs with You I 1 Z A K R i: 1 ' .) 1 2 Kat and Lean Game Professor Wanner and Miss Boehm. A Question Inii )!sslble of Solution Prof. Shenk (discussing the public schools) — If a pupil can read a problem in Mathematics correctly, he can solve it. Charlton — I don ' t believe that. Take a problem like ' How old is Ann. Prof. — I don ' t call that a problem in Mathematics. That is gambling. Why Kennedy (in joint missionary session ) — Some of the fellows are doing good missionary work around here — but let us pray. Pussy Arndl(at football game) — How many quarters are they going to play. Wherefore this Remark? Edna Kilmer — Verda, don ' t you like post-card showers? Verda — No, table linen showers for mine. Thoughtful (Girls discussing prospective Clio pin) Lottie Spessard — O, we can ' t take that. That is too big for a fellow to wear. Kne v It All Miss Schlichter assigns a grammar lesson, Henry H. Kreider — Oh, Miss Schlichter, I have sold my Grammar already. Miss Schlichter— ' ' ?????????. ' ' Clara Horn — Do you really think that Brunner is engaged? Helen Weidler — Well, I simply can ' t become reconciled to it. Quite Right Miss Adams — If you can ' t do a thing, what do you do? Grace Smith — Make a bluff at it. Lester Soessard (at Math Round Table) — For a rigorous proof of this state- ment see my appendix. Page T 6 U I Z A K K E 1 !) 1 2 Florence Christeson (reading the ' College News ' ) — Not a worthy and honest student failed to secretly cry ' hurrah, ' when the absence rules were lately announced, (thoughtfully.) It seems to me that there is something wrong with that sentence. Jesse Reed — That question was easy. Prof. Lehman — Yes, if you did it. Reporter Haniish (in Math, i) — When you multiply logarithms, you add them. Prof. Shenk — Mr. Spessard, how do you feel when you see a man preaching on the street to no audience? Lester — I feel that he has a lot of perseverance. Miss Zimmerman- (watching the Sophomores play basket ball at Palmyra) Why, is that all they wear? Prof. Lehman — Mr. Harnish, aren ' t you trying to act funny this morning? Reporter — No, Professor, I ' m just acting natural. Prof. Lehman — Get out of this room. Ethel Daugherty — How did you like Miss Snyder ' s recital? Ma Brown — I didn ' t like it very well. I never like to hear Shakespeare read from the stage. Miss Zimmerman— Richie, why is it that you can always tell college boys when you see them? That is not the case among the girls. ' ' Richie — Why, all college boys turn up their trousers. Maude Kerschner — Prof. Sheldon knows when I am in my practice room. I stand at my window and watch the birds go by. ' Prof. Heflfelfinger (finding that the Freshmen had broken into the base of the smokestack) — Next time I leave these doors open I ' ll lock them. Slack — How is Edith by this time? Fat — Oh, she is all right, but I don ' t know how I am. If Bruuner should drink a quart of Blackberry and twenty seven glasses of beer, what would be the result? Page iQj 15 1 Z A K K i: 1 5) 1 2 Doubtful New Student — In what course will Mark Holzinan graduate? Senior — In the course of time. Edna — Roger, j ' ou don ' t have any business to kiss nie. Roger — Oh, that ' s not business, that is a pleasure. Prof. Shroj ' er — (in Ethics) Is love a good motive? Earle Spessard — Yes, sir. Prof — That illustrates the point very well. Question: How did Prof, know whom to ask for the proper answer? Edith Lehman — My, we have been waiting for mother for many minutes. ' ' Jimmie — Er — er — er — ( h)ours. Edith — Oh, Jimmie, this is so sudden. C. C. Smith — Now, I ' ll tell you fellows. I got a licking for telling the truth once. Prof. Lehman — (in Astronomy) Mr. Brunner, keep awake now, this is very in- teresting. Miss Hershey — (discussing Plato ' s definition of idea) Professor, I don ' t have a very clear idea. Brilliaut Miss Parks — Mr. ' Weigle, what would become of Lady Lercy when Hotspur, her husband died? Weigle — She would become a widow. Applied Quotation Paul Loser — It requires a lot of learning to toot a Horn. ' Prof Stein — Did any of you girls lose anything? Kat Hershey — Yes, Prof., I lost my heart. Prof. Stein — That is pretty easy to do, but it is your own fault. Prof. Shenk — Mr. Mulliollen, what is a connoisseur? MulhoUen — I don ' t know exactly, Professor Prof. — What do you call a man who pretends to know everything? Mulhollen — A professor, of course. Page iq8 IS I Z A K K K 1 1) 1 2 JUNIOR CLASS MEETING Kat Hershey — I3o you know, i T . Jiiiiiny Shively is a man after my own heart. Roger Savior — Baseball game Saturday — liuli. I don ' t care anything: about that. It is the game Saturtlax night that I am interested in Jimmie Shively — We are past the awe and aw 7 and are now at the a iamus stage. Miss Adams — ( teaching a tVeslim ui oratory j We have here a great castle well liglited vvitn every appearance of gaiety within. How will you make it appear dark and gloomy to our audience? Carl Schmidt — ' Put out the lights Carniany (discn-;-;ing th :? prepsi — It is impossible to recognize a prep now. Tney walk around the campus the same as I do and I am an upper classman. Freshman (discussing sanitary comlitions in the dormitory) — ' Why, you can see heaps of dirt sitting in the corners. Prof. Shenk (in Economics) — . Ir. Cirm.my. give us a definition of money. Carmany — Professor, it is something we are all looking for Koontz — I expect to know more about the Seniors after Thursday Miss Lau — I wish I might enjoy the same prospects. Pag( 1 99 15 I Z A 1 R i: 1 ' . 1 ' 2 Jolmnie — Are you fond of lobsters? Helen — Lobsters Johnnie — Yes. Helen — Oh, this is so sudden. Prof. Shenk (illustrating a dilemma) — If I were asked the question, When did I take my last drink? I would answer ' I am not a drinking man. ' It would answer the question from both points of view. Charlton — If it were true. Rev. Spayd — My purpose in life is to save young men, Mary — Save one for me. Miss Dodge — Miss Brightbill, please straighten your bow. Helen — Oh, Miss Dodge, you don ' t know how hard it is to keep beaux straight. Good Advice Helen Brightbill is in Physics lab. making a vernier caliper. Prof. Wanner savs to her, Xow, Miss Brightbill, I tell you what you must do f:rst of all is to shut your jaws. Quite Formal Prof. Shenk — What is the difference between Bundestaat and Staatenbund? Sam Plummer — Only a matter of form. Professor. The Tug of War Mrs. Roberts — That tug of war is worse than the crucifixion. Roberts — Yes, worse than seven crucifixions. Lester Rodes — Miss Horn, are there any cases in French? Clara — Oh, yes, just as many as there are in English. We Agree With Lessie Prof. Derickson — Mr. Spessard, if you were told to catch a pig by his caudal appendage, where would you take hold of him? Lessie — I guess I wouldn ' t catch him. Ehrhart-- In the city there is more chance of getting together. f ' age 200 IJ I Z A H R J: 1 ' .) 1 2 Elirhart — Richie, do you go out to Lehman ' s to look through the telescope? Richie — Oh, no, there are better things there Khuiueiit Sam Plumnier (out coastingj- - Take your d d sled and go to h with it. Prof. Lehman — Miss Spessard, will a parabola ever close? Lottie Spessard — Why, no, it would then be an eclipse. Great Kxri(  iinMit in Woiiumi ' ss l ' ' ' atuilty l{o v diiring Hislidp Hell ' s Lecture Bishop Bell — I don ' t care if the party begins with 1) ' or R. Miss Brown — I know that ' R ' stands for Rockefeller, but what does ' D ' mean? Latest Disease Concussion of the Lungs — Ruth Detweiler The Reporter — Miss Hershey, will you have a spoon? Miss Hershey — No, I thank you. Helpful Advice Miss Adanis(in teaching ' As you like it) — Miss Varkers, you may take Oliver. Edna (to Clara studying) — Vou are not thinking about this. Vou are thinking about something else. Everybody does that. Miss Morrison (in History i.) — This is the only class that I really enjoy. Prof. Shenk knows an awful lot. . . Gee — Ld hate to die, if I were he. Roberts — I am indebted to you for all I know. Prof. Shenk — Oh, don ' t mention such a trifle. Prof. Shenk (in History 4) — For what purposes was Alaska purchased? Miss Hershey — For refrigerator purposes. Ollie — Prof., is the lithoscope (lithosphere) thinner where that new volcano is? Miss Lau — Sam Plummer, you are too slow. Carniany — She was as big as I am and had as nice a shqpe. Pogf 201 IM Z A R K K 1 U 1 2 Chester Rettew — Say, Jack, is your engagement a secret? Jack-- - No, Verda knows it. Prof. Spessard( discovering Miss Lau and Paul Loser in Room 4 of the Ad. building) — Why, Miss Lau, are you teaching in here this period? Prof. Shenk — What is simony? Mulhollen — Wasn ' t he a teacher? That ' s Kiiiiiiy Miss Yeatts — This is the last year that I will visit Lebanon Valley. All my friends are leaving. I II for in at ion Hayes — I ' ve got a cold or something in my head. Miss Dodge — It must be a cold. Scott Anderson ' s motto — A hair on the head is worth two in the brush. Jnst Like a Kreshinaii Prof. Shenk — What three words seem easiest for the class to speak? Weak-kneed Freshman — I don ' t know. Prof. — You hit it exactly. Jiminle Has the Iih ' a Prof. Dodge (in Latin) — Give me the rules for ferainines in the singular. Shively — They get married. Some Joker Brunner — What time is it, ' ic? Mulhollen — Do you think because I have two hands and a face that I ' m a clock? Ely — What ' s the difference between me and the dog? Charlie — I am sure I don ' t know Ely — Then you had better kiss the dog. Brunner to Johnnie (In Astronomy ) — Go, tell your pop I don ' t know my les- son, Johnnie — I guess he knows that by this time. Paire 202 r. I Z A H R !■: 1 1) 1 2 Edith L (to Lester who has trapped a muskrat) — Where do those things grow? Prof. Wanner — Child Psychology is still in its infancy. ' ' Prof. Shenk — Did you ever hear the negro s lecture on ' The Milk of the Cocoa- nut? ' Butterwick and Grinnn — (loudly) No, tell usabout it Prof. — Wish I knew and I ' d tell you. Miss Brown (discovering C C and Miss Ely behind the piano in the parlor) — Mr. Smith, I think you are in rather close communication. Titus — In my experience I found out that you can not work for a bachelor ' s and a married man ' s degree at the same time. Prof. W anner — W ' hat are Piedmont glaciers? ' Johnnie — Those which roll up like a cigarette Brunner — I lay awake as I was sleeping, dreaming how I would spend the money. Miss Parks — (to Weiglej — Stop throwing those words at me. JUNIOR CL. SS MEETING Page 2oji 15 I Z A R K E 10 12 Prof. Wanner ' s definition of a summer resort: A summer resort is a man entirely surrounded b ' woman. Prof. Lehman (in Calculus) — Mr. Carmany. there are some in this class who would have done that multiplication in half the time it took you. Carmany — I wouldn ' t be surprised. They say fools multiply rapidly these days. Question Why do women lace so tight? Do they want to be economical, having as little waste (waist) as possible or do they want to show how much squeez- ing they can stand without being hurt? Ollie to Tommy — Tommy, what do you expect to say for your extrava- gant living when you reach the Heavenly Gate? Tommy — Well, after I die, I can truthfully say that I had the time of my life. Titus ' definition of pajamas: — Pajamas are a happy medium between a Mother Hubbard and a smoking jacket. The Reporter (early in year) — Tommy, why is it that these little green caps are so easily kept on? Tommy — Vacuum pressure. Zack Bowman — This letter is too heavy. You ' ll have to put on another stamp. Gee — Will that make it any lighter? Saylor ' ' in Physics) — What is Boyle ' s law? Lessie — If you boil an egg three minutes it will get hard. Miss Parks — Do you believe in woman ' s suffrage? Tommy — Yes, I believe they ought to suffer. Prof. Shroyer — (in Bible) What happened to Tyre? Becker — It was punctured A Pointer for Johnnie Miss Parks — Miss Weidler, do you think it was natural for Shakespeare to find a lover in Celia? Helen Weidler — Why, yes, I think all the girls should be supplied. Page 20 i; I Z A H R E 1 1) 1 2 Junior Pr n)liecy 1 J);}2 Home again But was it home? This is what I thuuglit as I stood on t he lawn in front of my Euclid Avenue mansion, gazing into the mysterious skv, wondering whether the Gods of fate would always decree against me. I had just returned from a long and tiresome search after work, and meeting with the same luck as before, I scarcely had courage to enter the house and face my wife. Darling angel of optimism! she always saw the siher lining of every cloud of adversity, when all Icould discern was blackness of the darkest hue. Finally, I entered and found Mrs seated comfortably before the open fire place, watching the embers slowly dying away. This added more to my uneasiness, and I was about to relate my experiences of the day to her when the porter en- tered the room with a telegram. Hastily tearing the seal, I could scarcelv be- lieve my eyes, for if this message were true a position for me would be a reality at last. I read aloud, Have been appointed on U. S. G. S. Be at wharf Thurs- day io:ioa. m , Lusitania. Sail for continent. Signed W. E K This seemed too good to be true for this position would not only afford me the means of financing my long and sadly neglected household, but it would give me an opportunity to see my old classmates, the class of 191 2, most of whom I had not seen nor heard from since graduation, and who I knew were scattered over the entire globe. Thursday morning arrived. With a glad but yet sorrowful parting from my dear wife and good U S. A., the majestic Lusitania put out to sea. As soon as I was comfortably settled in my state room, I asked permission to .see the wonders of a modern steamship. When it was granted me, I decided first of all to visit the hold. Arrived in the engine room, I heard the engineer give sharp instruc- tions to a down and out fellow whom he addressed as Titus, and my curiosity was at once aroused for one of my chums at college bore that stately name. Looking about me I saw a dirty, black fellow shoveling coal for dear life into the fire box. Careful inspection proved to me beyond any doubt that it was Titus Leibold. After a hearty hand shake and a good old talk from which I learned the whereabouts of others of my classmates, we parted again. When I arrived at Liverpool, I was hungry from the long voyage. Ap- proaching a peanut stand, to my utter amazement I found Chester E. Rettew col- lecting sixpence in exchange for peanuts. An hour later I had returned to the wharf and had collected my baggage. I hailed a cabby and was about to di- rect him to my hotel, when with a familiar Hello, old scout, I recognized this princely looking affair as my old clnini, C. C Smith. Aftera long chat with him about good old davs, he took me to the .Adalphi. Pag t 20j r I Z A R R E 1 ■■) 1 2 Upon receipt of instructions from the department, I departed for London. Having to stop in this, the metropolis of the world, for some time, in order to expel the monoton}-, I walked down Trafalgar Square to the Thames Embank- ment expecting to visit Parliament which was then in session. Approaching that magnificent building I found before its doors a gigantic crowd of suffragettes be- ing addressed by two particularly eloquent women. After a short interval, the Royal Guards appeared, dispersed the mob, and hustled the two women off to jail. Being interested in their fate, T visited the jail and whom should I find but Catharine E. Hershey and Nellie Seltz.er. Giving bond for their appearance in court, they were released and we, together, took in the sights of London. Was ordered to France to inspect some known outcrop of the Pre Cambrian age. While there I passed through a large vineyard near Toulouse where I found N. B. S. Thomas trimming vines. After several hearty drinks of Bor- deux mixture, Norman informed me that, finding the ministry distasteful, he re- turned to his boyhood occupation of handling wines (vines.) My next stop was in Switzerland. Here some striking moraine deposits were to be found, and I journeyed hence. Arriving at Interlaken, I at once set out to find a competent guide and was fortunate in getting the most noted man in that region We set out to cross the Alps. Near the summit there came to me the me- lodious strains of a shepherd ' s horn Wlien we approached, I found it was none other than the once famous artist of the Bizirre iyi2, Donald C. Keister. He directed us to an inn in a nearby town where was located a famous cheese factory. Tne next day, by the courtesy of the superintendent, I was permitted to go through the plant. Passing through one of the rooms wliere the Swiss cheese receives its polish for the consumer, I found a fellow stooping over a huge pile of cheese In reply to m ' question the superintendent told me tliat he was biting the holes in the cheese. Immediately the cheese puncher looked up and who stood before me but long lost Guy Wmgerd. He told me that, having failed at Yale, he boarded a cattle ship and landed at this place. At Kragonyervatz, Servia, while searching for traces of life in the Palaezoic era, I ran across John W. Ischy, poet of Bizarre 1912. Ischy informed me that he was doing a prosperous business blowing the sneeze out of pepper. After meeting his family and enjoying a pleasant meal with them, I set out for Rust- chujk in Bulgaria Here I found no noteworthy geological specimens but found Earl H. Carinany, the mathematical genius of 1912, searching for parabolas and h}-perbolas in the rainbows of the Eastern sunset. Arrived in Egypt, I at once proceeded to visit the pyramids. At a distance I noticed a m m kalsoinining the side of Cheop-;. Realizing that a photograph of the greatest pyramid would Vje a valuable addition to my collection, I snapped my camera and on developing the film several weeks later discovered that our kalsoinining artist was none other than James C. Sliively. Piiffe 206 r I z A K R i: 1 ' ■ 1 2 Hearing of large deposits of loess on the plains of Africa, the expedition proceeded across the Sahara to the Guinea coast where I found Clair F. Harnish, base ball captain 19 i i , driving profitable bargains with the ignorant natives for elephant tusks. As we proceeded along the coast, making frequent visits to the inland. I found Arthur S Beckley. Samuel B. Plummer and Forrest S. Hensel. the three pious brethren of my class, administering both to the body and to the soul of the darkest Africans When I met them they were teaching the heathen the airs that were popular at L ' C in 1912. Jumping to India and following the Danube to Delhi, where I expected to find evidences of the antedeluvian period, I ran across Sam. O. Grimu), editor in- chief of Bizarre 1912, diligently searching after the antiquity of man. I scarceh- recognized Sam for he had not associated with civilization for well nigh to fifteen years which was evident from the size of his beard. Some months later while journeying along the great wall of Chin al noticed a familiar form surrounded by a great multitude of Chinese. This turned out to be Edna Kilmer who was demjustrating to the astonished natives the value of Beshore ' s Hair Restorer by growing whiskers on the sides of the wall. Being ordered to investigate earthquake faulting in Japan. I made my way hence. While visiting a rice plantation and rice mill I found Jesse Reed filing bacteria and microbes off the rice grains I completed my statistics and forward- ed them to Washington and was instructed to go to South America to make some investigations. It was here that, while crossing the Andes mountains in Peru, I found my old classmate Chas G. White, transporting a consignment of vacuum clearners to suck the dust out of the headquarters of the Amazon across the mountains on Alpacas. We reviewed our school days and from him I learned that Helen Weidler was assistant to the head chemist of the Bogota Sugar Re- fining Co., U S. of Colombia. A cablegram b; ought me to New Orleans and it was here that I discovered Ollie Butterwick. Business Manager Bizarre 1912, upon the wharf, busily en- gaged in shaving warts from pickles. We had a long chat and after a quiet smoke, I took a steamer for Baltimore. Being compelled to spend a night there I decided to visit the theater and from my box seat I spied Lizzie Lau on the parquet. At the close of the performance I met her at the door and while enjoy- ing a light lunch at Gollam ' s (removed to Baltimore, I learned that Lizzie was preceptress at Woman ' s College She informed me that Carrie Light was married and was living at Wilmore, Pa. It being commencement time, I returned to my Alma Mater to witness the commencement exercises of the class of 1932. I was met at the station by Ivan Ressler who had been my class mate way back in the good old day in ' 12, and had now completed his Junior year. I returned home to my wife and baby delighted at having learned of the wonderful success of the class of igi 2. r, I Z A R R i: 1 ! 1 2 Mary had a hobble skirt So tight she couldn ' t roam, And everywhere that Mary went She had to stav at home. A Prep wishing to acquire social culture hid himself behind the bridge west of town. It chanced to be the evening that the Senior proposed, which he did in the following manner: Those diamond eyes, those ruby lips, that alabaster neck. Wilt thou be my dew drop? ' ' This seemed to have the desired effect, so the next evening, Mr. Prep, tried the same stunt on his best girl. At what he thought the proper moment, he got down before her and said: Those demon eyes, those rubber lips, that alpaca neck. Wilt thou be my glue pot? ' Vou may lead your horse to water, But you cannot make him drink. You can ride your little pony. But j ' ou cannot make him think. Paze 2o8 CALENDAR ]? I Z A R R K 1 1 2 September 14 School opens. 15 Death League reorganizes 16 College buildings equipped with fire escapes. 17 Y. M. and Y W. C. A. reception. 18 Everybody blue. 19 7 00 a. ni. Foot ball men start training; 7:45 a. m. Touiuiy breaks train- ing; No loafing in 24. 20 Brunner washes his feet. 21 Indian foot-ball game; Freshmen post numerals; Shades — speeches. 22 Foot-ball men take cross country walk. Ollie declines Miss Dodge ' s invitation to accompany her to the Indian-Villa Nova foot-ball game. 23 Sam Plummer eats three cheese sandwiches before retiring and dreams a fun- ny dream 24 Miss Dodge telegraphs for Jimmie. F ' ellows leave to see Villa Nova- Indian game. 25 Fat Rine goes home. Miss Horn blue. 26 Slack hypnotized. Feldman sleeps in Ladies ' Dorm. 27 Everybody goes to chapel. Sr.-Jr. Council discusses hypnotism with Pres. 28 Potter goes to Lebanon. Roberts discusses price of milk in Economics. 29 Prof. Wanner says, Begad, I wont go to faculty meeting during foot-ball season . ' ' 30 Brunner calls on Miss Parks; Scrimmage for Swarthmore game. October 1 Swarthmore game 47- Zip. 2 C. C, Gee, Miss Ely, and Miss Weidman go to Palmyra accompanied by Mrs. Freed. 3 Scrub Glee Club organized. 4 Mulhollen arrives. Ministers leave for conference. 5 Student mass meeting in chapel. Page 184 - H 1 Z A R K i: 1 ■■ 1 2 6 Shively blows in. Faculty recital 7 Ladies ' Death League out. 8 Dickinson L V game i3- Zip. 9 Ice Cream for dessert. Miss Weidler makes missionary address. ID Koontz reports that peanuts is not for sale at York. (Grammar is correct) 1 1 Titus makes flying tackle after chicken. 12 Dining hall robbed. 13 Potter, Plunimer, Reddick, Keister, and Parson Rettew visit chicken coop. T Mi fFimry ' 14 Clio takes vacation and goes to Breezy Point. Chicken at training table. Thanks to Reddick. 15 MuhlenbergL. ' , game, 40 — 6. Ollie accompanies team in Jimmie ' s suit. 16 Ollie still in Allentown. 17 Ollie returns from Allentown. 18 C. C. goes out to wash lady for Miss Ely ' s waist. 19 Freshies give Shearer a joy ride. 20 Breezy Point? Mark Holtzman says, Its Hell to be a prep. Gettys burgL. V. game, 24 — o. 21 Foot ball men return from Gettysburg badly used up. 22 Stump speeches in interest of Keystone Party. 23 Ehrhart and MulhoUen go for chestnuts. 24 Seniors send ice cream to Sophs for condolence. Tugof-War, Freshmen win 7 — I . Pa i e- 211 Ml A A K R K 1 i) 1 2 25 Miss Dodge dismisses French 3 in rage. Bear comes to school and enter- tains ' ' Ollie. 26 Duel between Boaz Light and Earl Loser. Scene -Library, Boaz victorious. 27 Brunner gets his hair cut. Harnish takes a nap in Math. 4. 28 Ollie lines off Athletic field Koontz expects peanuts. 29 Titus and Helen Weidler have their pictures taken. Football, L. V. vs. Indian Second 5 — 20. 30 Ehrhirt makes first trip to Hebron. Ice cream for dessert. 31 First anniversary of Smith- Marshall firm. Hollovve ' en party. November 1 Freshmen leave. Pres Keister addresses student?— Tl tue Fa_ your bills. 2 Sophs on wild goose chase after Freshies who banquet at Harrisburg. 3 Freshies return Sophs look sick; Seniors salty. Dr. Dodge prescribes castor oil for Frcbhics. 4 Blazier busy. Gee had his picture taken, looking out of a stage coach. 5 Sr.-Jr. Council resigns. Miss Weidman and Miss Ely entertain in dining hall. 6 Rally Day at the L ' nited Brethren Church. 7 Ex- Senior-Junior Council holds special session with the president. 8 Tombstone erected to the memory of the doctor. 9 Weigle gets canned on fumes from a glass of champagne. 10 Foot-ball game L. V. vs. Mt. St. Mary ' s. 11 Ischy gives Oratorical Recital. 12 Prot. Wanner goes gunning, no luck. 13 Sedic Rine returns to school. 14 New cook arrives, good grub for once. 15 Sophs and Freshies have their pictures taken. 16 Leister takes his first music lesson. Delaware foot ball game cancelled. 17 Miss Dodge tacks pretzels on wall to keep mice from eating them. 18 Editor-in chief gets hair cut. Clio Kalo joint session. Page 212 I? I Z A R K K 1 t) 1 2 19 Huttoii Girls catch Prof. Wanner in laboratory. 20 CC. goes to bed believing that he has diphtheria. Prof. Shenk gives class in Phil 4 a discourse on matrimony. 21 Star Course — Music Makers. 22 Freshman Sophomore foot ball game, score 22- o. Freshmen celebrate. 23 Everybody cut classes. 4 p m. Thanksgiving vacation begins. 24 Clio anniversary and reception. 25 Prof Shenk gets hair cut. 26 A. M. nothing doing. Noon, Hayes takes dose of salts. 27 Prof Parks and Miss Clippinger fall asleep in church. Titus comes back drunk 28 Vacation ends; students return. 29 Jimmie gone to Paradise. 30 The morning after the night before, campus scenery somewhat improved. December 1 Miss Parks entertains dormitory girls at 9:30 p. m. 2 Public sale of carriages and what not on the campus. 3 Johnnie Lehman sets up cigars and chewing gum to Miss Weidler. Trees on campus trimmed. 4 Old flame rekindled, Fat Rine brings Miss Horn home from church. Lights out, dark as the tl 1. 5 Janitor removes decorations from campus trees. Miss Schlichter addresses Staff m parlor at 7 p m 6 An old-fashioned prayer service. Chain meeting; Lessie leads. Blizzard. Twelve inches of snow 7 Peculiar behavior of thermometer in Prof. Shroyer ' s recitation room. Sleigh- ing party of four, plus Khoda. 8 Election of Athletic Association. Hrunner brings a dear to chapel. o Philo Clio joint session. Everybody shines. 10 Ollie and Deck both sick: Deck because he shone; Ollie because he couldn ' t. More snow. Coasting parties galore. 1 ? I Z A Ti R K 1 ' . 1 2 11 Coasting still. Lessons are laid on shelf. 12 Murray proposes to Virginia. Claude Reddick inquires route to Lebanon. 13 Miss Adams locked in library. 14 President Keister turns down Sr.Jr. Council ' s proposition for student gov- ernment. Elirhart goes coasting; Miss Yarkers stays at home; Ehrhart blue. 15 Earl Spessard combed his hair for a change. Ehrhart goes coasting again. Miss Yarkers likewise stays home again. Ehrhart gets cold feet and returns to the dorm. 16 Botts shines at recital. Brunner and Mark Holzman pray together. 17 Lessie Spessard tells a damn lie. Mrs. Keister entertains Girl ' s mission study class. Edna K. and Grace S. cannot attend because of previous engagements. iS Prof. Wanner goes skating. Y. M. and Y. W. joint session. 19 Helen wonders What shall I do with ' Johnnie ' while Max is at home. Prof. Shenk makes his debut in a clerical collar. 20 Vacation spirit sets in. 21 Boys and girls get mi.xed in chapel. Freshmen chorus — Ye Gods! what beautiful voices. Fire crackers let off in chapel. Prof. Shenk sore. 22 Hurrah for vacation. Jjimiary 3 Vacation over. A few students return. 4 School opens. Everybody blue. Ma Brown not back. 5 Five Profs visit Brunner. 6 lirunner still at school. 7 Still blue as indigo. 8 More rain. I wonder who ' s kissing her now 9 Lecture in chapel. Miss Adams locked in library. Ollie goes to Miss Dodge ' s table; Ed in chief renigs. 10 Boys wanted at Miss Parks table. 11 Titus discusses Social Feeling. Pres. makes opening address. I? I z A R K r: 1 ' .) 1 2 12 Sara borrows a cent from the ticket agent to get weighed. 13 Ducking in the dorm. Miss Parks and Miss Schlichter visit Clio. Gee gets new suit to meet new girl. Graybill Bunch is full — strong mince pie. 14 Gee too slow for new girl. New members in tlie S. R. club — Edith and Richie. 15 Mulhollen aniKnmces his intention to get license — Congratulations. Tonuny disccners musk rat ' s tail in his bed 16 Roberts scores a point Declares we will not have government ownership until the people vote it in Prohibition League meets — and waters ot Lebanon flow freely in the dorm Lights out and all indulge in the same past time 17 Bishop Bell addresses chapel. 18 Faculty meeting. Ollie and Miss Dodge take a stroll. Miss Hershey dines with tl;e Grabill Bunch B03-S have Baptismal services. Who did it? 19 All excitement. Calls to the office, etc and etc. 20 Shearer sends home for drtss suit — Buys two star course tickets. 21 Lecture American Perils by Bishop Bell. Shearer calls off date. Richie takes Edith. 22 Men ' s meeting. President appears in Y. M. C A. 23 Edna Yarkers cribs math Chapel 7.43. Exams begin at 8.00. More business for the laundry. Shirt and collar got to the laundry. See Jan. i 8. Exams, and morning bell And one clear call for me And niav the Profs, their hardest questions keep For I am clear at sea At such a time my mind it seems asleep. Too dull to think or write When that which seemed so easy once Has taken flight. FIxams. and closing bell And after that how sad And may there be no (|uestions asked When I see dad. Pag I J V. I Z A H H K 1 ' .) 1 2 For though from out this jumbeled tense and case I tried to make my way, I know I ' ll see my finish face to face When the Profs, have had their say. 29 Blondy loses her silk hose. 30 Prof. Sheiik puts Ehrhart and Miss Yarkers on the same committee. Ehr- hart calls a meeting of the committee at once. 31 Prof. Sheuk wears piccodillo collar to chapel. l- ' ebruary 1 Prof. Shroyer gets a hair cut. 2 Prof. Wanner has an attack of the grippe. 3 Miss Lau sick — no calendar. 4 Party at the Ladies ' dorm — without spoon(er)s. 5 Tommy and Ollie actually go to church. What next? 6 Blizzard — four inches of snow. 7 Brunner asks Miss Schlichter to go walking — stung. S Prohibition League re-organizes. Carmany elected Vice President. 9 Nothing doing as usual. 10 Still nothing doing. 11 Lebanon County girls entertain fellows (collectively) 12 Hollifernes had a chill. 13 Lincoln ' s Birthday. Bizarre staff to Lebanon. 14 Carrie and Gee hold hands in Philosophy 4. Kalo masquerade. Profs. spoon in cozy corners. 15 Potter robbed while travelling through Lebanon. 16 Stormy in English room — Prof. Parks froze to death and thought she was suffocating. Smith Kiracofe reunion. 17 Chicken for dinner at the dining hall (?): several fellows stung. 18 Rodes sore. Stung for star course. Signer Bartolotti Concert Company. Pao-e 216 I? I Z A R R K 10 12 19 Snow. Nobody goes to church. Pluninier sleeps till i 2:30 and misses din- ner. 20 Special chapel services (Hymn books away on a vacation;. Freshmen chorus. Potter Quigley reunion. 21 Anniversary ot Mathematical Round Table. Prof. Wanner rings in with the Art Department. 22 No school, Washington ' s birthday. 23 Conservatory students stand for the pictureinan. Basket ball, L. V. vs. Albright. 24 Clios entertain ex Clios. Y. M C. A. convention at West Chester. 25 Prof. Wanner goes to Harrisburg. Every little movement helps. 26 College Day in U B. churches. Dr. Keister preaches to students. 27 Don excited. Week of prayer begins. 28 Hemminger and Johnson lead chapel exercises. Edith leaves school — Don has the blues. March Shades of evening, close not o ' er us Leave our lonely dorm a while, Morn also will not restore us One well known and loved smile. Ah! my fancy can discover Broken hearts, where sadness dwells Darker shadows round us hover. Mercy ' s angel, fare thee well. ' Tis the time the bell should tingle And each child be in her place. My! but how the tears do trinkle — That ' s a failing of the race. What would I not give to hear it With its tone so sweet and low First a knock and then a mandate, Time for lights out long ago. Knobby trick — door knobs disappear from Ad building, offered for the apprehension of the criminals. ' $100 in board ' Pag,: 217 r. I z A H R 1 : 1 ■■ ) 1 2 3 Rodes makes date to visit Clio but loses his nerve. Ed-in-chief hits Miss Dodge with a cracker and she offers to shake hinj. Reporter ' s speech — Hot Air — nothing new. 4 Kverybody anxious — who is the new Preceptress? Reporter walks home from Lebanon. Retires 2 a. m. 5 Mulhollen and Brunner ordered out of church for misbehavior. Prof. Wan- ner goes to church. Faculty ' meeting afterwards. 6 Death League meets; Preps and Freshmen find out who they really are. 7 Charlton, Reddick, Fat Rine and others indisposed. S Juniors celebrate. Xuf doing for one night. 9 Dramatic Recital by Miss May Belle Adams. 10 ' erda visits Edna at York. Frost and Koontz hold mutual consolation meeting. 11 Helen visits John ' s house to see the Dog Star. Plummer and Miss Kerschner have a tete a tete in Grabill ' s parlor: Sam ccnies cff with Maud ' s ring. 12 Smith, Gee, Misses Ely and Weidman spend the day at Harrisburg. 13 Miss Seltzer and Hershey attend suffragette meeting at Harrisburg. Like- wise Miss Parks 14 Miss Brown requests Ciios to send to Joe Kreider invitation to St. Patrick ' s party. Star Course dates in order. Fellows on the job. 15 Manager Brunner ' s nose displays affinity for base balls much to the discom- fiture of the owner of the nose. 16 Recital — Junior class in music. 17 Clio St. Patrick ' s Party Prof. Wanner goes home, invited to party at York. Miss Boehm postpones lier party iS First baseball practice on the athletic field, ly Miss Parks speaks in Lutheran Church. 20 Prof. Wanner returns; Miss Boehm holds St. Patrick ' s Party. Star Course Sylvester A. Long. 21 Prohibition Lecture; Joe and the Preceptress visit Lebanon. 22 Freslimen vs. Sophomore basket ball game; Freshmen 25-Sophs 10. 23 Leister and Miss Moser open Spring season. Mass meeting in chapel. 24 Philo Clio joint session. 1 ; I Z A R R i: 10 12 25 McCoiinel learns Who ' s who and Why at Spessard ' s. Athletic Social. 26 Ziegler passes by the salt. What next? Turkey (?; for dinner at the dining hall. 27 Rodes disconsolate, Still three weeks till Easter. 28 Landis Klinger takes exam, in Chemistry at 3 p. m.: at 7 p. ni. his shirt must needs go to the laundry. 29 Meeting of the Executive Committee. Titus drops English 7. 30 3 p. m , Miss Daugherty too lame to walk to gym. 3.15 p. m., Miss Daugherty takes walk with Jim. 31 Walking party to Kreider ' s school house. April 1 All fool ' s day. Lehman, Loser, and Khrhart waste an hour in the parlor be- cause they forgot the day. Base ball. L ' . vs. Mercersburg Academy 1-5- 2 Mulhollen goes to church. Part of Ladies ' Dormitory regulations. 3 Girls baseball team organizes. We wonder who is going to do the twirling. 4 Rain and more rain. 5 Firm Marshall, Smith, Saylor, and Kilmer begin tennis operations. Miss Christeson has an idea. Richie and Larene begin campus work. 6 O. T. Eiirhart proposes Lady Modjeska, famous fortune teller, visits Ladies ' dorm 7 Kalozetean Anniversary. 8 Ladies ' Glee Club organizes. Gettysburg vs. L. ' .: 44. Readino- High vs. Preps: 33. 9 Third floor gym. gives an exhibition. 10 Preceptress practices after dinner speaking. 11 Camera club appears for the first time, Earl Loser President. Preps hold banquet. 12 Jiinmie eats one-pound chocolate egg. 13 Jimmie too sick to go home — stops at Elizabethtown. 14 All aboard for home — l aster vacation. Page 21 g Vy I Z A K R K 11)12 15 MulhoUen arrives at Jonestown. 16 Mark visits relatives (?) at Reading. 17 Lights play false in Sociology — Prof. Shenk visits Toby. 1 8 Ehrhart and Johnnie get ducked at Ladies ' dorm. 19 Prof Lehman entertains Mathematical Round Table. 20 Pop Kennedy registers for German and shines first night. 21 Mulhollen misses Biological reception — poor boy! 22 Peanuts for sale! Bedsteads upset! Shannon and George visit Steinmetz ' s woods. 23 Miss Daugherty gives girls her opinion of Jininiie. 24 Kauffman defines Sociology as a theoretical study. Say lor says it is intensely practical. Shearer eats eleven packs of peanuts. 25 Prof. Wanner promises to sell two tickets for the Athletic Association. 26 Smith tells Maude that he will be through school in about ten years Base- ball---Varsity, 13 vs. Preps r. 27 Who made the punch for the Prohibition League? Miss Dodge goes to Mas- sachusetts — French students happy. 28 Kalos entertain Seniors. Titus begins library work — ask Miss Light. 29 Base ball: Millersville Normal, 4 vs. Varsity, o. 30 Naomi and Evelyn visit at East Earle. Faculty outing: Prof. Wanner and Miss Boehm at Mt. Gretna. May r New catalogue out C C and Gee return from liast Earle. 2 OUie and Charlie get new carpet at last. Nellie busy: agent for The Man from Home. 3 Ministerial Association sends delegates to show at Lebanon. What will happen next? 4 Bizarre Staff entertains — but Ed Smith gets in wrong. 5 Philo Anniversary 6 There ' s no friend like an old friend said Brightie as she bade Slack farewell. Pan ' 220 li I Z A K K K 1 ) 1 2 7 Koontz sadly, This life is nothing but a series of farewells. Geology class goes to Cornwall. 8 Brunner indisposed. Prescription reads, Absolute quiet and less excite- ment. ' 9 Eddie reads to Savior from Two Years of Making Love. ID Final session of the Bizarre Staff. 11 Miss Detweiler ' s recital. 12 Clios entertain the Seniors. 13 Base ball-- Varsity vs. Steelton Y. M. C. A., 27 to i. 14 L. ' . Geological Survey at Cornwall. 15 Rains like thunder. 16 Miss Snyder ' s recital. 17 Death League celebrates 44th anniversary. 18 Senior recital---Mrs. Hockenbury. 19 Clio-Kalo joint session. 20 Base ball--- ' arsity vs. Millersville S. N. S. 9 — i. 21 What happened on the window in the hall? Ask Polly Loser. 22 Nothing happens as usual. 23 Recital — Edith Alice Gingrich. 24 Death League takes in new members. 25 A few partake of breakfast from the mantel. 26 Freshmen-Sophomore road race-waterworks to Annville. 27 Everybody crams for finals. 28 Sunday---general prayer for success during exam week. 29 Holiday. 30 Decoration Day. 31 Semester examinations begin. Page 221 ] I Z A H R K 1 !) 1 2 June 1 Exams continue. 2 8:oo p. m., President ' s reception to the Senior class. 3 7:45 p m , Academy Commencement 4 Baccalaureate Sunda5 ' : 10:30 a. ni., Baccalaureate Sermon; 6p m., Union Campus Praise service: 7:30, Address before Christian Associations. 5 Art Exhibit in Studio. Conservatory Commencement. 6 9 a. ni., Annual Meeting Board of Trustees; 2 p. m., Class Day; Art Ex- hibit; 7 30 Junior Oratorical Contest. 7 10:00 a. ni., Forty-fourth Aimual Commencement; 12 m., Annual Alumni dinner and reunion; 7:45 p. m., Dramatic and Musical Entertainment. 8 Au revoir. Page 222 VAl.O.EvVl ' V p. I : A K H E 1012 BEFOKIv Get out an Aniuial? Watch us try! If we can ' t publish a good Bizarre. Better than any that ' s gone before, You can tell us straight in the face we lie, And you needn ' t speak to us any more. The other boards; — O, what niistakesl We look at their books, and our hearts just ache. With a cold critical air we hunt The pages through; Oh, well, it takes 1912 to do the stunt. AFTKR Thank heaven it ' s over; the proofs are read. We ' ve worked and worried till we ' re nearly dead. But good or bad, at least we are through. And now with its failure on its head, We hand it wearily over to you. Knock, if you think to knock ' s a sign That your critical sense is keen and fine. We ' re just so glad that the blan-.ed thing ' s done That we wouldn ' t fuss with another Viue For you or any — one. ■ ' «i ' ' - j In Closing Our task is finished at last. We have labored long and hard to produce this volume, and it is with a feeling of relief that it leaves our hands. We have tried to record in its pages those things that have made memorable the third year of our college course. We entreat you, take them in the spirit in which thej ' are given, with friendship to all, and malice to none. Finally, we wish to express our gratitude to those who have assisted us in our labors. Especially do we appreciate the splendid assistance in the art work of this volume given us by Miss La ' erne Keister and William O. Ellis, ' ir. INDEX The Bizarre Vol. XIII 3 lutroductory Color Cut 5 Foreword 7 Dedication 8 Cut Prof. H. E. Wanner 9 Hiographv Prof. H. E. Wanner 11 Staff of Editors 12-13 The College The College Corporation 14 College Calendar 1910-11 15 Cut of Administration liuilding 16 The Faculty 17-28 Alumni Association 29 Cut of Boy ' s Dormitory 30 The Classes The Seniors 31 Organization 32 Cut of Class 33 Synopsis of their Course 34-35 Class History 38 Class Poem 39 Our Senior Girls 40 In Jlemoriam, Harvey E. Herr 41 Cut of Ladies ' Dormitory 42 The Juniors 33 Class Organization 44 Cuts and Sketches of members 4556 Class History 57 Class Poem 58-59 Cut Junior Rooms 60 The Sophomores 61 Class Organization 62 Cut of Class 63 Class History 64 A Poem 65 Class Poem 66 The Freshmen 67 Class Organization 68 Cut of Class 69 Class History 70 Class Poem 71 Cut of Conservatory 72 The Conservatory Sketch of Seniors 73 Cut and Organization 74 Class Poem 75 Roll 76 Cut of Members 77 Cut of Library 78 The Department of Oratory The Seniors 79 Cut and Organization 80 Department Students So Class Poem Si Cuts Home of President and Old Ad- ministration Building Si The Academy 82 Organization 84 Cut of niemhers 85 Academy History 86 Prep Poem 87 Poem — Academy Troubles 88 Athletics 85 Cut Captain Lehman 90 Athletic Association 91 Footliall 92-93 Baseball 95-96 Tennis 97 Inter-Class Contests 1912 98 Christian Associations Y. W. C. A loo-ioi Y. M. C. A 102-103 Ministerial Association 105 Star Course 106 Literary Societies 107 Clionian 10S-109 Philokosniian iio-i 11 Kalozetean 1 12- 11 3 Clionian Anniversary 1 14 Philo Anniversary 115 Kalo Anniversary 116 Exercises of Commencement week 1910. ... 117 Junior Oratorical Contest 1 18 Conservatory Commencement 119 Class Day 1 20 Commencement 121 Cuts — Photos taken June 8, 1910 122 Mathematical Round Table 123 Hiological Fielii Club 124 Organizations 125 County Clubs 126-130 Prohibition League 131 Banquet Class 1912 132 In memoriani, Rev. Dr. Daniel Eberly.. 133-136 Literary 137 Cut College News 158 Unforgotten 139-143 A Poem 144 . Sophomore Reminiscence 145-6 The ( irub 147-8 The Hypnotic Stunt 148-9 The Porch of the Ladies ' Dorm 150- 1 A Poem 152 Farewell to ' 11 152 Dramatics 153 Around the College 159 Senior Junior Council 160-4 Dormitory Regulations 165 Junior Cradle Song 166 Prof ' s. Petty Phrases 166 .Applied (Quotations , 167 The Shades .- 168 College A. P. A 169 Football Prof. Dodge 170 Sleepers ' Club 171 Fire Company 172 I ' rats 173-5 llaasen Pfeffer Club 177 Parlor Etiquette 178-9 French Prof ' s Opinion of Freshmen. ...iSo Spooners ' Club iSo Roll Call 182 Ladies ' Parlor Regulars 1S2 Resolutions 183 A Freshman ' s Letter 184 Senior ' s Letter 185 Wanted 186 A Bill 186 A Sketch 187 Lost and Eound 188 Bulletin Board 189 O Happy Day When 190 Will 191 How We Know The Sophomores 192 Ouestions and Answers 193 Jo kes 193-204 Junior Class Prophecy 205 Calendar 209-222 Tail Piece and End 223-227 Our Progressive Biisines Men Who Merit Your Consideration and Patronage Lebanon Valley Collge ANNVILLE, PA. Fail Term Begins September 12, 1911 Winter Term Begins January 4, 1912 1 ' OUNDED in i866 and cUartered with full university privileges by - - the State Legislature in 1867. Lebanon Valley College stands for high scholarship combined with good character. Here choice young people from various states come into competition and fellowship with one another and with teachers of noble character, sound learning and pro- gressive methods and ideas 1 i 1 The College Offers five groups of studies lead- ing to tbe degree of Bachelor of Arts. The groups bear the names of the leading subjects included in them. They are; The Classical group, the Mathematical-Physical group, the Chemical-Biological group, the Historical-Political group, and the Modern I.,anguage group. The Academy Covers the work of the Standard High and Normal Schools and Academies and prepares for Col- lege, Teaching and Business. The Conservatory of Music Offers complete courses in Piano- forte, Voice. Organ, Harmony, etc., the methods used being those followed by the leading European Converva ' .ories. The courses are broad, s stematic and progressive. The anous branches of Art are also taught. Elocution is made a specialty. 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McDowell Reno (JIagician) Rice, Phidelah Ridgeway, Katharine Musical Favorites Redpath Grand Quartet Roger.s-Grilley Schildkret Hungarian Or- chestra Weatherwax Bros. Male Quartet —6- Dieges Clust Frantz ' s Furniture IF WE MADE IT, IT ' S RIGHT Bazaar Official Jewelers of the Leading The Largest Furniture Store in Colleges, Schools and Asso- the Valley ciations 732-734 Cumberland 5treet LEBANON, PA. Class Pins, Fraternity Pins, Medal, Cups, Etc. Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry Goods Delivered Free . Undertaking and Embalming Promptly 1011 Chestnut Street Attended to Day or Xight. PHILADELPHIA, PA. BOTH PHONES A. G. SPALDING ®. BROS. The Spalding Trade MarK is Known throughout the -world as a Guarantee of Quality are the Largest Manufacturers in the World of Official Equipment for all Athletic Sports and Pastimes FVOI 1 interested in Athletic ' Sport you should have a copy of the Spalding Catalogue. It ' s a complete en- cyclopedia of what ' s new in Sport and is sent free on request. A. G. SPALDING (Si BROS. I2IC Chestnut St.. Philadelphia Ou.s Wood Street, Pittsburg High Grade Pianos at Reasonable Prices Are you fond of Music and Unable to play? The AppUo Piano Player plays for you. The Apollo is the only player with human touch. PLAYS ENTIRE KEYBOARD ASK TO HEAR IT MILLER ORGAN AND PIANO COMPANY 738 Cuiubcrlaiid St. Lebanon, Pa. PEOPLES DEPOSI 1 RANK Solicits Saving Accounts Jewelry The Gift of Gifts if prop- erly purchased That ' s easy if you buy at our store, for our stock is large, carefully selected and moderately priced. Pays 3 per cent on Specia Deposits ANNVILLE, PA. J. K. LAUDERMILCH 844 Cumberland St. LEBANON, PA. The name Johnson ' Athletic Wear Supplies MEANS Reliability and Satisfaction backed up by an experience of over twenty years in what ' s what in tlie athletic business. You owe it to your self to buy the Good ' i d. Arthur Johnson Co. Outfitters to the Student Athlete 1 12 West 42nd St. New York Cit Give your order to our representative Tames C. Shivel FUEL IS HIGH 400 SERIES ' So we built the 400 SERIES and ' ' ' I ' yt ) SECTIONAL SAFETY WATER TUCE S. uare •) STEAM and HOT WATER HEATERS in order to save it. Buying of Taylor means meritorious merchandise, agreeable service, satisfaction. ONLY THE BEST athletic supplies since 1897-- that ' s our record. Alex. Taylor ( Co. Athletic Specialtists 16 E. 42d St. 0pp. Hotel Manhattan NEW YORK Sfnd for 120 piiu e cnLjiIovriii . free Bo.vs. when in New York use us fm- headiiuurters. leave your tfi ' ips here und say hello. Don ' t forjret. Live students wanted to act as atrenis at all schools olubs and collefejces. N € HESTERS ' la. un Economy aud EfiicUncv fe SeOTIONAL SAFETY WATER TUBE BOILER. The nn.in who luns a (Jiirncy Heater pays :i fmaller fuel bill than hi- nciglibur. He al- o has more leisure time than the other man. (iumey Heaters r( (|uire less attentiiin and maintain tire for long periods. Dustless and ortc r- less. Tliey n-preM nt the h-jxhost drgree of pi i- fection. Gnrncy H.aters p;oduee the most In: t and wrar loni- ' iT than oUiers, yit they cost no more than many inferior makes. There is a (iurn y t ' it in your locali ' y; ask him why you should buy one. He will convlhe .■ you of its superiority. They can be in.stalled in old or new buildings witliout inconvenience. Capacities fully gr,. ' iranteed. Sizes for any heat- ini; reciuirement. Stnd for illustrated catalogue or nsult your local dealer. i GURNEY HEATER MANUFACIURING CO. 188-200 FRANKLIN ST., BOSTON NEW YORK BRANCH I2EA5TA2 ' °ST.,N.YCITY I DISmiBUTORS IN THt IXADWC CITIES OF THE COUNTRY, i AaZEJ R lp ne ' 6 Ibats 5 North Third Street HARRISBURQ, PA. FOR FIRST CLASS SERVICE j isrr I R. A. Bleistein ' s Barber Shops LEMBERGER CO. IDruGoists We invite the readers ' patronage. Our store represents the best in the line. This is our motto: In medici.ie quality is of first importance. Leniberger ' s Compound Tar Lozenges for tliroat troubles are useful to public speakers, teachers, singers. Our He.idache Wafers — most effectual cure for Nervous Headache. Central Shop 227 N. 8th St. North Side 355 N. 7th St. LEBANON PA. HAIR CUTTING A SPECIALTY 1 Ask for Lemberger ' s Headache Wafers Our Liver Pills— A little thing to swallow — a big thing as relief for torpid liver ond consti- pation. We invite correspondence or telephone. Bell 359 American Telephone and Telegraph Co 225 Our Favorite Meat Market S. H. LUTZ, Proprietor DEALER IN All Kinds of Meats ANNVILLE. PA. J. S. Bashore The Reliable and only One Price Clothier 828 Cumberland St. Lebanon, Pa. J. E. OILMAN DEALER IN STAPLE AND FANCY GROCERIES NOTIONS ANDGOODTHINGS TO EAT EAST END STORE JOURNAL BUILDING Official BaU ot the World ' s Scries Connie Mack says:— The strongest recommen- dation that I can give the Reach Cork Center BaU is the fact, that we, the World ' s Champions, use itexclusively. It is the one perfect ball. Ban Johnson says: — The Reach Cork Center Ball is the best ball ever used by tlie American League. The Champs say;— The Reach Cork Center Ball is the greatest improvement ev f made in a baseball. The R a Cork Ccntcp Fellows ! Here is the finest ball ever cracked by a bat ! Same size — same weight as the old rubber cen- tered ball. It drives like the wind, takes the hardest raps without beating so t or flat:eninfi, and is the liveliest ball you ever handled. The center is made of a core of highest gradecork covered with pure Para rubber. Thisli ' ti us wind tlie yarn ti ;htir. Cien- uine horsehide cover. This is the ball to fatten vour batting average this season. Sol i everywhere for a-dollar-and- a-quarter. Send for the new Reach Catalogue A. J. REACH CO. ' The Very Best Base BaU Good:] Inllp St., Philadelphia College Plays 3 - miller Send us your plot and we will Costume your Play or Opera with historical accuracy . Our rental prices are moderate WAAS - SON 226 No Eighth St PHILADELPHIA. PA ESTABLISHED 50 YEARS Dealer in Furmiture UndertaKing ' and E.inbalinin§i a Specialty West Main St. Annviiie Pa. J. B. SAYLOR S. e. SAYLOR D.L SAYLOR SONS ■■ ■ Successors l D L, SAYLOR Contractors and Builders Dealers in Lumber and Coal i Un ted PKc ANNVILLE. PA When in need of ood Sa oes GO TO R D BROS., L ebanon, Pa. -«v SOLE AGENCY FOR REGAL SHOES Ira R. Dutweiler Wholesale and Retail gT ATI ONER Baseball and Tennis Goods KodaKs and Cameras Leather Goods, Fountain Pens, Etc. GIFTS A SPE.CIALTY 813 Cumberland Street, LEBANON, PA. WEAVER Manufacturer of Fine Cakes AND Confectionery JOHN S. WEAVER 24 N. Third St. Lebanon. Pa. Miller ' s Hardware Store Full line of House Furnishings, Paint. Roger ' s Stain Floor Finish. Sport n Goods, Fishing Tackle, Complete line of Spalding Baseball Goods. Special pricts to Athletic Clubs. STOVES AND RANGES Plumbing, Steam and Hot Water Plumbing a Specialty. Our Motto — Honest Goods at Honest Prices. H. W. MILLER Annville, Smith 6r Bowman Carpets. Rugs, Mattings, Draperies, Window Shades and Awnings, Floor Oil and Linoleum Carpets Lifted, Cleaned and Re-laid at Lowest Prices. 758 Cumaerland St. Lebanon, Pa. You will Eventually Wear a Dodge Hat Why not no-w? 1 7 North 3rd St. HARI ISBURQ, PA. t t + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + COR RESPO N DENCE SOLIC ITE O + + + FRANCIS H. HOV, JR. HARRISBURG, PA. CATERER FOR WEDDINGS AND RECEPTIONS + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ' ++++-f-+++++++++++++++++++- --f-+- -++ ?- +++ + + • -+++++-f++-f+++++4 ' ++++++++ -13- FINE STATIONERY Office, Typewriter and Mineograph Supplies Souvenir Post Cards and Albums Fine Pictures and Picture Frames College Posters, Passepartouts, Picture Hangers Kodaks, Cameras and Supplies Printing and Developing for Amateurs HARPEL ' S ART STORE 744 Cumberland Street LEBANON, PA. STANDARD STEAM LAUNDRY AND Scouring Works 27 North 7th St. Lebanon, Pa. Represented at Lebanon Valley College bj ' J. F. REED S 6c vSugarie For Fine Candies, Ice Cream, Sodas Qth and ' Willow Sts. Lebanon, Pa. The inserts in this book were made by Chas. H. Elliott - Co. Philadelphia, Pa. Leray B. Harnish, Representative Room 32 D. B. SHIPPER Griiduate Optlcijin Eyes examined FRHE with the latest methods known to Optical Science Broken Lenses Repaired WATCH REPAIRING ALSO DONE W. .Xhiin St. Annville. Pa. -14— ANDRKW KIIKIDEK PRKSIDKNT C. V. IIENHY V. PRKSIDKNT GE«. W. STINE CASUIKR Annville National Bank CAPITAL S10U,()()0 Surplus and Undivided l rofitsO$ 105,000 3 PER CENT INTEREST PAID ON SPECIAL DEPOSITS FOR CM. FINK Dry Goods, Notions, Shoes, Hats, Carpets, Queensware, Ladies ' and Gents ' Furnishings, etc. H. L. KINPORTS BRO., Fresh Bread Sole Agents for tKe PacKard and Radcliff Shoes. CAKES AND PRETZELS Cluett and Monarch Shirts. Arrow Brand Collars and Cuffs. DISCOUNT TO STUDENTS Main Street, ANNVILLE. PA. —15- C. E. Aughinbaugh State iPvtntct anb Binber EDITION WORK A SPECIALTY Corner Court and Cranberry Sis., HARRISBURG, PA. W. D. ELLIOTT Sbocmakcv - REPAIRING NEATLY DONE RUBBER WORK A SPECIALTY PATRONAGE SOLICITED MAIN ST., ANNVILLE, PA. D. A. WHISKEYMAN, florist l| DEALER IN Rose Buds, Cut Flowers Chrysanthemums. Hardy Hydrageas, Plants of all kinds, Winter Vegetables. Plants fur- nished for Decoration Contract plant grower; also grower of Fruit and Ornamental Trees. Reasonable Rates. Cases furnished for all Plants Garden and Flower Seeds. Queen and Lancaster Sts.. Annville, Pa. Harvey L. Seltzer LEADING One Price Clothier and Men ' s Furnisher 769 Cumberland St. Lebanon, Pa. Geo. R. Gantz FANCY AND STAPLE GROCERIES Notions and Queens vare Main St., Annville, Pa. A Hrlromr ift in ang i amt THE MOST POPULAR MUSIC FOUOS $0. Home Songs ( tVords and Piano) .... Hymns ( Words and Fiano) Mother Goose Sonps ( IVotds and Piano) .. National Songs ( I fords and Piano) Sontcs of the flag and Nation (, IV. and P.) Songs from Popular Operas (IV. and P.) Love Songs i U ' .nds and Piano) College Songs ( Words and Ptano) New College Songs (Words and Pianp New Songs for Glee Clubs ( Words and Pratio New . Songs for Male Quartets ( W. and P.) Songs for Guitar ( Words and Guitar) Piano Pieces Modern Piano Pieces Piano Pieces for Children Piano Duets Piano Dance Folio Selections from the Operas, (Piano Arr.) .75 Comic ' .75 Piano Instructor 75 Mandolin Pieces Solo Mandolin 40 Second Mandolin 40 Piano Accompaniment 50 Guitar Accompaniment 40 Cello Obligato 40 Mandolin Dance Pieces Solo Mandolin 40 Second Mandolin 40 Guitar Accompaniment 40 Piano Accompaniment 50 Tenor Mandela 50 Mandocello 50 Violin Pieces 7r?fh Piano Accompaniment) .75 Violin. Cello and Piano 1.00 AW ' Violin Solos (with Piano Acco7nfiA... . .75 Clarinet Solos iivi h Piano Accompaniment) .75 Cornet Solos u ' ith Pinno Accompaniment) .75 Cornet Selections {-.vith Piano Accomp. ' s,. . .75 Flute Solos .L ' ith Piano Accompartiment) . . .75 Trombone ' olos iuilh Piano Accomp.) 75 Trombone Selections (-.ui It Piano Accomp.) .75 Cello Solos iicith Piano Accompaniment) .. .75 Cello Splections {with Piano Accomp.) 75 Music Dictionary . 10 The M- ' it Paniilar OrcV estra Folio Full Orch- ' tra and Piano 2.50 10 Parts. Cello and Piano 2.00 The Most Popular Band Folio Concert Band, (30 Parts) 5.00 F-ill Band. (24 Parts! 4.00 Small Band, H ' J Parts) 300 SOME OF OUR OTHER MUSICAL PUBUCATIONS All wilh Words and Piano Kindergarten Songs |1.00 Songs of the Flag and Nation 50 Srhi ' ol Sontrs with College Flavor 50 Songs of All Colleges 1.50 Songs of Eastern Colleges l. ri Western 1.25 ' the University of Chicago 150 Michigan 1.25 Pennsylvania. 1.50 Virginia 1.00 Hinds, Noble Eldredge 31-33-35 West 1 5th St., New York City The Inevitable So become accustomed now and get your picture framing done at A. P. Hollinger Son 22 South 9th St. Lebanon, Pa. FULL LINE OF [ Wall Paper, Leather Goods, i Bibles, Paints and Varnishes I I Stationery- Harry Zininierman. D. D. S. Dental Hooms 72 Wost MainSt. . nnvillp. Pa ITce Cream IS ALL THE GO AT nnier ' s Restaurant Exclusive rii iit to sell Kuntz ' s —17- M. F. BATDORF Dealer in Ladies and Gents ' FurnisHings Sole Agents for Geo. P. Ide Collars and Cuffs- , Gold and Silver Shirts. THe Crosset SHoes ANNVILLE. PA. White Hall Cafe F. W. SIDES, Propr. Light Lunch, Oysters and Sea Food in Season, Ice Cream Wholesale and Retail, Sundaes, Confectionery and Soft Drinks FINEST LADIES ' LUNCH PARLOR IN TOWN Main and Lancaster Sts. Annnille, Pa. PAUL KUNTZ Vienna BaKery TRY Never Noug ' K Bread Wholesale and Retail Ice Cream Manufacturer 502-506 SPRUCE ST. Branch Store 41 North 9th St. ICE CREAM AND LUNCH PARLOR Telephone LEBANON, PA. m ss a ssjigssass y ,m ' i«  ?,mK ?y;;@mgy ;ji GraybiU ' s Boarding House | West Sheridan Ave., Annville, Pa. rg. R.ates, $3.50 per AveeK. Sing ' le Meals 25 cts. ■i8- ji S«ii hiiiiii iiiiiiiAiiiiiii iiiiiiii 11 ii iniiiii ii[iiiii iiii i ii ' ii i iii;|[ iiiiiij iiiiiiiAiii i iii| i ii;|;iiiiiiii;||iiiiii iiiiiiii iiii i iii iii iiiiiiii iiiiii ' ij);ii ij|[iiii . iii; i niiiiiAiiiniii iiiiiiiiiHiiriii iiiMi; :! ' COLLEGE NEWS I A Weekly Summary of Events at the College and Doings of tne Alumni SUBSCRIBE NOW I ijj l I|||lll iJlllllHllji  l|||ll |||l Hl||i)l «l|||||llllllli|,|ll«lll||illl«ni||, Il|||||ll«ll|||i|ll l |lWlll||||lllll|||||lllilll; I J ,lllll «l||lll l«l|||l« i||lll ' «l||,illl lll|||ll««l||||lll ll|||il «l||| ■I|||||l«i .|||l «ii;ir JACOB SAKGEiST Merchant Tailor Ready to Wear Trou ;ers Style, Fit and Workmanship (Uiaranteed. Rain Coats always on hand 18 and 20 West Main Street ANNVILLE, PA. Graduate PhilHtielphiii CoUeife of Osteopiithy lit ' ll Telt ' i honL ' Dr. M. W. BRUNNKR Onteopathio Physician Hours: K Id 111 A. M. No. . ' 1(1 N. !t(h S . lixnto 4 p. M. LEBANON. PA. Other Hours by Appoi Ttment Cotrell Leonard ALBANY, N. Y. MAktRS Oh CAPS GOWNS To the .■Xinerican Colleges. From the Atlantic to the Pacific. Claims Contracts a Specialty. -19- ' Electric C f En rdving Co. Buffalo, NY WE MADE THE ENGRAVINGS FOR THIS BOOK. Hiester Printinc Publishing Co. ANXV11.LK, I ' A. Index to Advertisements A. O. Spalding S: Bros 7 A.J. Reach Co 1 1 Alexander, Taylor Co 9 Annville National Bank 15 Arthur Jolinson Co 9 Au hinbaugh, Book Binder 16 Bashore, J. S 10 Batdorf, JI. F 18 Blazier ' s Studio 5 Brockway Lyceum Bureau 6 Brunner, Dr. II. W 19 Cotrell Leonard 19 Chas. H. Elliott Co 14 Dieges . Clust 7 Dodge, C. H 13 Doutrich ' s Store 4 Dutweiler, Ira K 12 Electric City Engraving Co 20 Elliott, W. D 16 Fink, CM 12 Farntz ' s Furniture Bazaar 7 Gantz, G. K 16 Gilnian, J. E 16 Graybill ' s Boarding House 18 Gurney Heater Co 9 Hamilton, II. W 10 Hammersmith Engraving Co 3 Harpel, L. 14 Hiester Printing Publishing Co 21 Hinds Noble 17 HoUinger Son 17 Hotel Weimar 3 Iloy, Francis, Jr 13 Kinpotrs, II. L. Bro 15 Kunst, Paul 18 Laudermilch, J. K 8 Lebanon Valley College 2 Lemberger Co 10 Lutz, S H 10 Mann ' s 4 Jliller, Arthur 17 Miller, Joseph 11 Miller, H. W 13 Miller Organ Piano Co 8 Peoples Deposit Bank 8 Pyne, John 10 Reed Bros 12 Richards Manufacturing Co 5 Ross, George 14 Sargent, Jacob 19 Say lor Sons, D. L 12 Seabold, W. S 4 Seltzer, Harvey 10 Shaud, M. II 4 ShifiFer, D. B 14 Sides, F. W 18 Smith Bowman 12 Spessard ' s Book Store 3 The College News 19 Waas . Son 11 Ward, A. F 14 Weaver, John S 12 Whiskeyman, D. A 16 Zimmerman, Dr. H 17