Lebanon University - Link Yearbook (Lebanon, OR)

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This occurred in the Caesar class: Despite the efforts of Dr. C. H. Hannah, Orgetirix, leader of the Helvetians, died. The funeral was preached by Rev. R. V. Conkling and Eugene S. I. Webber acted as undertaker. The other mem- bers of the class acted as pall-bearers while Mrs. G. Thompson is still bewailing the fact that Miss Frank doesn,t assign longer lessons. Howard Bradley ttranslatingywttHic in Gallia est importanta? uHike into Gaul it is important? Decline a Inalf,u the teacher cried, Miss Ruckman colored red. uDecline a man? Miss Ruckman sighed; I can't, I wont, she said. E. B. SeverinsttAre you trying to make a fool of me '2 E. A. Webberet'l never interfere with nature. The seniors refrain next Auguste uBreak, break, break, on thy cold grey stones, 0, Sea! But you 've got to do some breaking to be much worse broke than me. HHealth makes wealth, observed Eugenics Webber. HNot if you happen to be a doctor, replied Dr. E. Dickson. Why did Mabel Shawhan object so strenuously to taking Terrence this summer? Answer-They are using so many horses in the European war that even the ttponiestt are scarce. Mr. Snead tin Germam :eHI threw my arms around her, thesitatingt ttThat was as far as I gotf' Miss FrankzettThat was far enough. Sit down. Almeda McClung tteaching grammaryettNow, children, there haint no such word as taint in the English language. Pres. Cunningham thought that the pro-German sympathizers had a tele- graphic instrument concealed about the building, but he found that it was Vernon Tolle and Mrs. G. Thompson snapping their iingers in the Latin class. Somebody kindly provide H. E. Beery with a handkerchief for use in Greek class. IPage Eightyrfivel

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CAN YOU IMAGINEh Miss Frank giving her class a holiday? Mabel Shawhan not acting important? A. J. Peters not complaining about his heavy work? Wm. Carson not at prayer-meeting on Wednesday evening? Edward Dickson not spending an evening in Floraville? Mrs. Thompson not snapping her fingers in Caesar class? Prof. Diserens With his hair cut? Otto Kress not expounding on some profound subject? Miss Lane weighing 300 pounds? Homer Spargur weighing 100 pounds? Orville Bowker awake during Greek on Monday morning? Mr. Whitehouse reading review in Greek? N ewton Blatt not in the University entrance at 8 p. 111.? Edward Severin keeping quiet? Prof. Hawk using ordinary words? Ora Foster flirting? Eugene Webber as a stump speaker? Gail Ungelsby studying? Berkley Jenkins omitting, That is'P, Mr. Beery not arguing? Nona Spriggs in a hurry? TO BELLA DONNA I. 0, fair aggregation of saccharine feminine particles, In times of distress most convenient of organic articles. II. 0, why does man's organic structure vibrate With elation, Finding itself in an attitude of osculation? The realization of such action patterns, expresses The elimination of hyper-emotional stresses. P. S.hWhen an individual experiences the transcendental ecstacy of col- lective consciousness by the fusion of di-individuality into mono-individuality he appreciates the esoteric significance of the preceding effusion. IPage Eigl;.fy-fou 1'1

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HENRY A. SMITH, A. M., D. D. S. Late Dean of Dental College IPage Eightysixl