Lebanon High School - Parrot Yearbook (Lebanon, NH)

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THE PARROT Second: We hereby give and bequeath to the Junior Class, the majority of our class so that our beloved school shall be assured of a successful athletic season for the ensuing year. Third: We leave to the Sophomore Class our ability in sports. Fourth: To the Freshman Class we leave our dramatic ability. Fifth: To the Class of 2033 we hereby give, devise, and bequeath the play ground promised the Lebanon High School fifty years ago. Sixth: Individual members of the class made the fol- lowing personal gifts and bequests. I, Marion Boisvert, do hereby give and bequeath my interest in height to Paul Townsend. I, Margaret Boyd, leave my quiet ways to Billy Mer- chant. I, Wendall Coburn, leave my position on the Etna All Stars to Bill Chase. I, Esther Crandall, leave to Pedro Bettini my everlast- ing shamrock. I, Gertrude Clark, leave my horse laugh to Pun White. -I, Edwin Cushman, do hereby bequeath my ability to crbon to Laurence Pillsbury. I hope your voice doesn't change, Laurence. I, Ellen DeForge, leave my interest in birds to Carl Adams, provided he does not specialize in Crows. I, Alice Desmond, leave my dramatic talent to Char- lotte Lindsay. I, Edwidge Dessert, do hereby bequeath my artistic ability to Donna Morrison, on condition that she doesn't decorate the text-books. To Joseph Clark, I, Lloyd Downes, leave my sophisti- cated ways. I, Robert Farr, leave my craze for speed to Dick Colby. I, Emma Fellows, leave my love of nature to Duke Fillion. I, Thelma Goodfellow, bequeath my position on High- land Ave., to any stray couple. To Blanche Flanders, I, Sylvia Goodwin leave my in- terest in Cavendish, Vt. I, Ruby Gracie, leave my absorbing interest in West Lebanon to Isabel Chapman. I, Gertrude Griggs, leave my ambition to become a preacher's wife to Kathryn Walton. I, Ernest Guertin, do hereby bequeath my shotgun to Edgar Hunt. To Helen Gignac, I, Blanche Herrin, leave my power over the male sex. Don't be satisfied with one, Helen. I, Clarence Hood, leave my record for visiting Mr. Claflin to Gerald Avery. To Jimmy Thibodeau, I, Virginia Hough, leave my musical ability. I, Frank Jackson, leave the school contented. To Mr. Claflin, I, Sargent Jealous, bequeath my height to enable him to achieve his life's ambition: namely, to be able to open a school window without the aid of a window stick. I, Robert Jones, leave my position as President of the Student Council to my brother Don, that said position may remain in the family. I, Arthur King, leave my Buick to the High School for future baseball trips. I, Kathryn LaPlante leave my 'ambition to own a horse ranch in Texas to Evelyn Tewksbury. To Robert Benjamin, I, Charles Leonard, do give and bequeath my glass arm. I, Rena Lambert, leave school regretfully. I, Elma Lemieux, leave my ability to type to Dorothy Allard. To Arthur Parker, I, Stacia Marchewka, leave my wig-wagging signals in history class. See page 13 in the manual for further instructions. I, Eunice McCondack, leave my pleasant companionship with Beulah Taylor to Don Trumbull. To Ralph Nigro, I, Stanley Nelson, leave my love for history. I, Hazel Paquin, leave my ability to chew gum to Wil- liam Cannell, provided Bill doesn't chew before an au- dience. I, Adrian Pauze, do hereby give and bequeath my ath- letic ability to Brimp Woodward. I, Milton Richardson, leave my position in the Glee Club to Buddy Barron. I, Fred Ruel, leave the school minus one good rule . I, Marion Sanders, do hereby give and bequeath my golden locks to Lilyan Hazelton. I, Iona Sheehe, leave my strength and stamina to Claire Kierstead. I, Annette Smith, leave my good marks to Dorothy Allard. To Raymond Carter, I, Shirley Spaulding, leave my system and time schedule, provided said time schedule is carried out at the corner of Bank and Elm Streets. I, Stanley Tomkinson, do hereby give and bequeath my brief case to some ambitious Junior. I, Norman Townsend, do hereby bequeath my trusty alarm clock to George Deurell. Don't forget to set the alarm, George. To Phil Hough, I, Louise Tuttle leave my string of admirers. I, Maxine Weston, leave my winsome smile to Grace Goodman. Seventh: We appoint Jim Minor as executor of this will, and exhort him to see that our last wishes are care- fully carried out, and our estate divided as already sig- nified. Signed, The Class of 1933 Signed and sealed in the presence of: Witnesses: Joe Perley, Willie Waterman, Freddy Clement. Gifts Lefty: He said he would be here at three-thirty. Are you sure that you read that cablegram right? Ed: Of course I did. Lefty: Well, it's fun11y he hasn't arrived yet. You had better read it again. Ed: All right. A June 9, 1933 Berlin, Germany To the class of 1933: I have banned class gifts in Germany this year. Stop. I hear you are hard up for money Stop Will arrive at High School with class gifts Wednesday, June 14, at three-thirty. V ,Adolf Hitler. Lefty: Well, if he hurries up he will be ten minutes late. Mrs. Mollica will you please play Hitler's theme song, Try A Little Tendernessf' SARGENT JEALOUS Milford, Milford that's all we hear, However, it's not on this map, we fear.

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THE' PARROT telry extremely well. ALICE: That loud noise outside the door announced the arrival of Sylvia Goodwin in her collapsible blimp. Syl- via's rise to fame has been watched by her former class- mates with much interest. She took to Hying after grad- uation and became thoroughly absorbed in her work. Blimps are her specialty. Ernest Guertin has just arrived. He was almost unable to come. It seems that he, being bored with life, entered a coast-to-coast peanut pushing marathon. The only rea- son that he was able to come today was that a worm got into his peanut nad was able to crawl off with the prize. MAC: Mr. Clarence Hood has just come in. During his senior year at L. H. S. he suffered from a chronic sleep- ing sickness. He has perfected a cure for the dreadful disease. The formula is called Early to Bed. The room is darkened and the guests fall silent. Their eyes turn eagerly to the door upon which a spotlight has been focused. Miss Virginia Hough is making her sen- sational appearance in her seaweed costume which has been substituted for the grass skirt in Honolulu, where she is a dancing teacher. Miss Hough is backing a move- ment to have the Honolulu dance replaced by her fav- orite dance step, to the tune of Mood Indigo. ALICE: Oh! here is Adrian Pauze. He became president of the Humane Society and he certainly has worked wonders with that organization. He bought the entire Whipple Block. Mr. Robert Farr is his personal overseer. He has built truly magnificent structures to house all the poor homeless animals that might come into their hands. There is a special section for abused fish, a de- partment which is managed by Elma Lemieux. The place is idealy located, overlooking the park. In such happy surroundings many downtrodden animals have taken a new lease on life. , MAC: Robert Jones, always anxious to make himself agreeable to his classmates, has submitted plans for a Senior Ball to the class of '44. The plans met with over- whelming enthusiasm from the student body but were confiscated by the faculty. ALICE: Miss Maxine Weston who has never been mar- ried has become a bit cynical about men, since an ex- perience she had soon after she left school. She has be- come a successful stock broker but found time each day to write a column for the newspaper entitled Care and Training of Children. MAC: Three of our girls have made names for them- selves in the theatrical world. Each has attained success in her line and has not infringed on the other. Miss Marion Boisvert started her career in Ziegfield's chorus. Her grace soon removed her from this low rank and she began creating dances more exotic than the once fam- ous Gilda Gray dances, thus giving America leadership of the dance world. Of Miss Stacia Marchewka little need be said. Her interpretations of Shakespeare have made her the greatest Juliet since Julia Marlow. The third member of the famous trio is Miss Ellen DeForge, the leading screen actress. Very soon aftr leav- ing L. H. S. Ellen yielded to sudden impulse and hastened to Hollywood where she became a disciple of Marie Dressler, whom she has now relieved of her screen duties. Miss DeForge is considered the most versatile actress of all times. ALICE: For years the Nelson Quick Lunch Counters were known all over the Western coast but they were not financially successful. The failure is attributed to Stan's unfortunate capacity for eating up the profits. He is now manager of the Park Plaza. Another member arrives: Only her ardent devotion to her class could persuade Miss Margaret Boyd to dessert the special clinic at which she is supervisor. MAC: The reminiscing ceases as the enchanted party listens to Miss Alice Desmond's rendition of several negro spirituals. Miss Hazel Paquin has just arrived in her same old smiling manner. Miss Paquin with her understanding of children has become supervisor of the Children's hospital in Boston. A noted arrival is that of Miss Eunice McCondack, who has just published twelve new volumes entitled, Bio- graphies of Vamps of all Ages. These books are Eunice's first work, magnificent originality of spelling is the pre- dominant feature. ALICE: A famous pilitician has just arrived, Mr. Stanley Tomkinson, Speaker of the House of Representatives. We expect Stanley to be our nxt vice-president. Miss Gertrude Griggs, soon after she left school made a tremendous amount of money on the first All Woman's Baseball Team. Then she went to Hollywood where she is now designing clothes for the movie actresses. MAC: Rena Lambert has just arrived. At present, she is private secretary to Mr. English at his new office on the Heater Road. Shirley Spaulding is now secretary of Agriculture. He rose to fame after planting beans and corn together which grew up as succotash. This method saves the canning companies a great deal. Arthur King is most successfuly coaching the sport teams of L. H. S. He had plenty of practice managing the basketball team of '33. ALICE: There has developed quite a tension among the class, as two of their number have failed to come, but happiness is now supreme. Mr. Frank Jackson and Mr. Fred Ruel have just arrived in fiying togs explaining that Jackson's plane ran out of gasoline while he was down at the South Pole. This accomplished aviator and hunts- man had Hown to the sparsely populated section to get a pet penguin for his niece. The White River Junction Air Service competently managed by Fred Ruel, came to his assistance hence the tardy but safe arrival of both MAC: Ruel certainly has made a great improvement in the air port. His biggest job is that of transporting the various sport teams of L. H. S. to towns in which they have games. ALICE: The entire class of '33 has now arrived for its first reunion since the day of graduation. The remainder of the afternoon will be spent in reminiscing and in en- tertainment furnished by various members of the class. MAC: This program has been coming to you over the Columbia network, courtesy of Bulova Watch Co. Signing off. Good afternoon. 4 --Alice Desmond, Maxine Weston. The Class Will We, the class of nineteen hundred and thirty-three of Lebanon High School in the Town of Lebanon, County of Grafton, State of New Hampshire, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish and declare this our last will and testament, and do hereby remake all previous testamentary dispositions. First: To the faculty the memory of our virtues with the hope that they have recorded our faults on the shift- ing sands of the desert which leave no trace behind.

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THE PARROT ELMA LEMIEUX You're so quiet no one knows you're in town, Use this horn to tell us when you're around. HAZEL PAQUIN This gift on you we do bestow, And hope that Kierstead you'll take in tow. KATHRYN LaPLANTE You said you wanted to be thin- These exercises should aid you when you begin. SYLVIA GOODWIN Since to Wilder, in haste you wish to go, A plane for your use is the best we know. ERNEST GUERTIN To you we give this razor Don't use it on your blazer. FRED RUEL Here is a contract for you to sign, As an Economics teacher it is right in your line. ADRIAN PAUZE As a baseball manager we have seen, Your need of this to keep the home plate clan. FRANK JACKSON This book to you should be no mystery It is just another History. ARTHUR KING As a driver we know you can't miss forever. A medicine kit will aid when you cease to be clever. ANNETTE SMITH With you we intend to be quite frank, Therefore, accept this from the Lebanon Natl. Bank. THELMA GOODFELLOW Lest you forget Dartmouth College, Accept this picture of that seat of knowledge. EDWIDGE DESSERT You have a talent for art, With these you should never part. LLOYD DOWNES This hint we hope you'll take, And park accordingly with your crate. GERTRUDE CLARK Your h's you always drop, This glue to that should put a stop. CHARLES LEONARD 'Ere you attempt the boys to bewitch First read this book on how to pitch. STANLEY TOMKINSON When next you feel the urge to chop, We think this outfit will make you stop. VIRGINIA HOUGH A12 teaching music you should be a success, IIo'.'.'c'ver, you will need this, we must confess. CLARENCE HOOD You use a. flashlight every night, A new battery for it should be a welcome sight. LOUISE TUTTLE You told us your freckles you wanted to lose, To do the trick this lotion use. ROBERT FARR When racing on your motorcycle you wish to go, Wear these glasses and Crouch down low. STANLEY NELSON The class's best dancer deserves a little joy, Accept this cup from us, my boy. BLANCHE HERRIN As superstitious you seem to be, This black cat should keep you company. ALICE DESMOND t We have a golf club for you, Of this type there are only a few. MILTON RICHARDSON In the Glee Club you are wont to sing To help you these lozengers we bring. STACIA MARCHEWKA This pair of overalls may be a pun, For they are made by Carter and Son. ROBERT JONES When you have gained admission to the bar, As your clients we will come in this from afar. IONA SHEEHE For your good work as Salutatorian of the class, We award you this medal made of brass. MAXINE WESTON When with children you begin to battle, Instead of using force, try this rattle. WENDALL COBURN This summer when you are taking in your hay, To keep your school-girl complexion, wear this hat every day. ESTHER CRANDALL A box of powder should be a boon to you, As a method of concealing blushes, 'tis not new. EUNICE McCONDACH Your bangs are the envy of every girl we know, Brilliantine will make them even more so. NORMAN TOWNSEND To make you happy here is a slingshotg 'Twill take the place of all those elastics you've bought MARION BOISVERT If you have grown taller during the night, This tape measure will bring any increase to light. GERTRUDE GRIGGS Since long letters to Laconia you often send, To insure their delivery these stamps we will lend. EMMA FELLOWS . Our class is noted for its number of quiet students, As you come our way, use this with prudence. EDWIN CUSHMAN Your fame as an athlete is-known far and wide, When next you bat, swing this as if you weren't tied. RUBY GRACIE gl ELLEN DEFORGE VVhen to West Lebanon you chance to roam, These compasses will help you find your way home. MARGARET BOYD When next from Mr. Claflin you take dictation, This dictionary will aid you in solving his creation. MARION SANDERS To keep your tresses blonde and fair, Use this Peroxide daily on your hair. ARENA LAMBERT When to school you walk to and fro, Read this magazine as you go. SHIRLEY SPAULDING A farmer you wish to beg This hoe should be of use to thee. He: May I have the last dance with you? Sheehe: You've had it. History 6a Miss Haslett: What were the trade routes from the United States to China, Nelson? Nelson: Canals.