Lebanon High School - Lebanonite Yearbook (Lebanon, SD)

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xiii!!-I Xp ,E-J Class Prophecy TJ Excerpt from the diary of Violet Vacuum Iune 1 1982 Dear Diary I am so excited Ive Just completed my first day upon Planet landing upon this man made planet Diary how well I remember that twenty five years ago this very hour the members of the class of 1957 vowed that they would not give up until they had conquered new worlds For many years they had sought to conquer the planets Finally they pronounced that project entirely too easy and went about creating their own private little world just think Diary their own private planet' McMaaskreutz was duly launched into the stratosphere with the members of the class and their families safely on board Today has convinced me, Diary, when I recall the trip from the world to Mclvlaaskreutz Planet We traveled on a luxurious interplanetary railroad invented by Marvin Breitkreutz who started out his career as coach of Gettysburg High School but resigned to become a railroad magnate He 15 now president of this interplanetary railroad concern In addition to his duties as president, he is the push button operator who sends the egg shaped trains hurtling through space Diary do you remember that interesting tall boy in tne Class of 19577 Oh yes Ierry Maas' Do you remember how hard he worxed to get out of working and how hard he thought to avoid thinking? Well Ierry became tired of thinking of how to mane enough money to keep his great interplanetary banking system financially sound So he invented a robot to do h1s thinking for him Production of thought was so great that Ierry is selling canned thought throughout the universe, especially on those planets where independent thought is forbidden jerry 1S now working on another entirely new robot that can calculate automatically his daily income tax Diary remember the editor of the Lebanonite 7 Working on the annual resulted in his becoming interested in the world of literature Bruce is now the author of the several best sellers The most recent is Through the Stratosphere in Sixty Seconds He is also originator and editor of the magazine Scientific Mclvlaaskreutz Once a phllatelist he now has as his hobby collecting portraits of glamorous brunettes Now Diary for some sleep' Days and nights are snort on McMaaskreutz and morning lS exactly three hours away QW' . I xx 1 A73 f . XX VV ,fj',,f-L A xfjxx fffV if I 1 , , I-A 1 X , lf-' I . , . . . Mclvlaaskreutz. My head is whirling as I recall all of the excitement of traveling to and . 1 I I ' I ' I 1 . ' - - - - - 1 ' I

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Class WIII We the SENIOR CLASS of Nlneteen Hundred and Flfty seven of Lebanon Hlgh School Clty of Lebanon State of South Dakota belng sound of mlnd and memory do make publlsh and declare thls to be our last wlll and testament IH the manner and form that follows BRUCE MCINTIRE Wlll and bequeath my Iet to Marlllyn Penrod and Iolean Iohnson prov1ded they don t wreck lt My desk to John Flgglns prov1ded he doesn t carve on lf My love for Mr Erlckson to Leatha Hoffmann prov1ded she has as much respect for hlm as I d1d My ab1l1ty to stay awake 1D class to all of those who try to sleep ln class My ab1l1ty to get to school on ume to Iean Maas prov1ded she makes use of 1t All my c1garette butts to the glrls of Lebanon Hlgh School prov1ded they don t smoke any more than I d1d My spare t1me to Deanna Grlese prov1ded she uses lt for letter wr1t1ng MARVIN BREITKREUTZ Wlll and bequeath all my clgarette butts and bottles to Larry Becker prov1ded he trams for next year's basketball season All my sweaters and shlrts to Leatha Hoffmann lf she doesn t wear them out too fast My basketball sult to Eugene Iordeth prov1ded he can f1ll lt out My ratlng as a woman hater to Dennls Vall prov1ded he merlts such a dlstlngulshed tltle My front seat to Donna Maroney prov1ded she occupy lt promptly at 8 59 every mormng IERRY MAAS, Wlll and bequeath my love and admlratlon for red ha1r to Iolean Iohnson prov1ded she doesn't smother lt My desk to Neomi Hamburger prov1ded she doesn t carve any H S s on it My blg nose to my slster Iean as she needs a larger one My flalr for theme wrltlng to Bobble Sue Weber prov1ded she doesn t let lt get rusty from dlsuse My ambltlon and love for work to Roxy Anderson who doe sn't have such qualltles at present My love for learnlng to George Maroney as he needs lt even more than I My ab1l1ty to talk at all tlmes to Iames McRoberts who 1S the strong sllent type My basketball ab1l1ty to Lo1s Lassanske so that the glrls can go on w1nn1ng games ATTHST 'fm.,,-4,-.M Ewmwjgmfmog cl, MLM 12 I I, , ' , ' I, , ' ' My love for the girls to Donald Vail provided he treats them the same way Idid. Il . . . .

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The senlor class of 1957 dedlcates tl' page to Dr N E Steele ln appreciatlon for what he has done for us The vlllage master taught hrs l1ttle school A man severe he was and stern to v1ew We knew h1m well and every truant k w Full well the bodlng strugglers learned to trace The day s dlsaster 1n h1s mormng face Full well they laughed Wlth counterfelted glee At all h1S Jokes for many a Joke had he Stern yes but falr rn doing JUSTICE to h1s charges A man of abllity supreme Admlmstrator Teacher Speaker Dr Steele who always undertook what he chose to do wrth vlgor and hung on tlll ne won Three years he was our master and had not retrrement called for 30 years more we should have welcomed h1m . . .H - 4. J 4 Q 1 . 2 'J 1 1 ,SX 5. 1 sg - . u - 1 1 ' r A .ks . I . . . . I 1 1 1 . I . 1 1 . ' I 1 1 0 1 . 1 . . - 1 .