Lear School - Zephyr Yearbook (Miami, FL)

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ueus miiemum GO CROW The other day I caught a big crow, He was sitting in a tree really low, I put him in my cage, He went into a rage And so I was forced to let him go. Daniel Stopnicki-l981 A YOUNG LADY FROM RYE There once was a young lady from Rye, who had swallowed a package of dye, When her stomach turned blue, She wore red and white, too, And was ahag on the 4th of July. Alyse Aronstamn-1980 Robert Meyersa1983 SOCCER The ball is kicked, the game will start the thumping of feet, match my thumping heart We run for the goal, our feet take Hight in order to win, our team must light. Hooman Hosseini-1982 Adrienne Shulmane1981 Issac Lalo;1982 T'WAS THE FLIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS Twas the Hight before Christmas, And all through the plane, Not a seat was marked empty, stand-by waited in vain. The nerves of the passengers began to grow, As the airport filled up with new fallen snow. Theucrew sat strapped in their seats with fear, That the runway in use would never be clear. HTower to plane, number 404, You'll have to sit and wait out the storm."The tower came back with the H0.K. to go," And 404 rolled out into the snow. uLadies and gentlemen this is Capt. Soloff, luck is our way, we're cleared for take-off." As the jet engines rolled to take off speed, The runway lights were in the lead. The plane had reached its desired speed height, Big 404 was ready for flight. H Plane to tower" we're up and away away without a doubt. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Over, and Outll!!! Richard Lugash-l982 FRIENDSHIP Friendship. One of the things I value most in my life. Love comes and goes, but a true friend lasts forever. A true friend is someone that you can always turn to in good times and in bad. A true friend will always be there when you need them, and is someone who will never leave you in the cold. Carrie Singer-1982

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DHTH". The telestar is 2001 ...THE PLACE . .. Lear Space Center . . . THE MISSION . . . to explore the vast uncharted regions of the universe . . . THE PURPOSE . . . to establish a civilization unlike any other in existence. After extensive examination by the famed Flakes Anonymous Testing Program, the Doctors JANE GOLD and MAUREEN ABITBOL, staff psychologists, posted the names of the crew and passengers of this historic Hight on the blackboard in room 24. The unique exterior design of the DMB-363 space shuttle came from the drawing boards of Architect DEAN "BMW" EISENBERG in association with TINA PROVENZANO, eminent interior artist, who is well known for her interpretation of coordinated cosmic colors. PIA REYMAN, Italian fashion designer, created a unisex Solar Sasson space suit with detachable booties for the Flight crew. On board the space craft, Commanders T. BAUER and V. DANTE check their Pioneer 2000 Super Tuner for any Zeta-4 malfunctions. DR. R. KAUFMAN checks the vital signs 7??? of the boarding passengers. Wearing her latest creation, an ultraviolet velour jumpsuit, SUSAN BEHAR is chatting with Dental Ceramist JERI GOODKIN. Sitting across the aisle, Speech Therapist ALYSE ARONSTAMN is trying to pronounce the name of Economist lVIANOUCHEHR AZIZI. Directly behind them, DESMOND GILLMAN is discussing the cloning of astro-mice. Attorney JEFF SCHUSTER and his associates, LARRY GROLL and BONNE SCHEFLIN, offer their opinions on the legal implication of this procedure. Biomedical Engineer ISRAEL VAINSTEIN suggested that propagation could be speeded up by injecting clomiphene citrate into the proboscis. A strange bleeping noise alerted the passengers that they were T-minus 10 from liftoff. The uNO GUM CHEWING" and HFASTEN YOUR HELMETS" warnings were dashed in the forward compartment. T-minus 9. Hatches were hermetically sealed. T-minus 6 and counting. The remaining passengers were busy getting settled. T-minus 3. Journalist CINDY WOLOFSKY, mild-mannered reporter from the Satellite Sentinel, left Studio 54.4 to cover this event, while DEANIE GREENE of the Galaxy Gazzette attempted to relay her interviews via vidicon. GORDON and WARD, professionally known as the HA-LLL-ISON'S", were preparing a video transmission that would be shown at Mr. Subs. T-minus l. LIFTOFFllll! A cloud of magenta exhaust burst forth as DMB-363 rose into orbit. Clad in his size 12V2 Nike hightops, SCOTT SHAKTMAN was beaming his broadcast off the backboards of the launch pad as the rocket disappeared into the atmosphere. . . . 3 telestars later . . . TOUCHDOWN!!!!! Final destination, Planet Tarium. MITCHELL COLE, real estate broker, was the first to set foot on Tarium. He placed his llSediment for Sale" sign next to the nearest crater. Contractor MICHAEL ENGLER immediately started work on his Cosmic Condo, and he was pleased to announce that the hrst ofhce cubicle would be occupied by the Emm Co., MARCELLO ZUCCOLILLO and MAYLEN ECHEVARRIA. Accountant MICHAEL SOSNER consulted Lawyers CINDY FITELSON and LISA SANDERS who felt that the paper work would be ua piece of cake." A micrometer away from Cosmic Condo, MARGARET FLEISHER opened her Giro Jean Boutique. TAMMY LANDA, fashion merchandiser, was hired as coordinator for these galactic garments. Marine Biologist RAMIRO MARTINEZ is preparing a descent into the mysterious depths of Ocean Beige- Aspen. His batosphere is fitted with water windows which were invented by Optometrist ERIC SEIDEL who has also perfected space spectacles for wayward sea turtles. Resident surfer, DAVID KENNEDY, is attempting an lloff the lip" on his lightening bolt twin fin, followed by a Hgouging lay back." Standing on the distant shore is Engineer PHILIP FISHER who has earned a uB. S." degree. He is deciding whether he should open an Astro-Physical Observatory or a chird-period" snack bar. Trained in the care and treatment of the Far-out-Flu and Senioritis, GAIL STANDER and CRYSTAL KUZNARIK were meeting with Psychologists LEOR RICHMAN and SCOTT BAUER to discuss their ail best selling book, PSYCHIC PHENOMENON OF MULTIPLE NUCLEI. ANDREA HORWITZ was anxious to have an autographed copy so that she could put the book on the shelves of the library in the new Multi-Educational school system, which would open in the season of the high moon. llPAM, PAM, wake up. It's time for school." llHuh! You mean I'm really here and not there? I'll be home late today mom because I have N. H. S. meeting, softball practice, yearbook work, and an appointment with Mrs. Lear to hnd out more about the Mass Communications department at the University of Denver. See you later." Emu BF DETE

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An Original Myth: THE ORIGIN OF LEOPARD SPOTS Acidopholus was a male leopard. One day he was looking for food, when he came to a blackberry bush. He was so hungry he ate all the berries, and as he was going home he started to get big black spots on his golden fur. He tried to remove the spots, but could not succeed. When Acidophilus' children were born, they had spots as well. Many generations after them were also born with big black spots. That is how leopards got their spots! Ellen Bass-l984 Robbin White-l981 HAIKU Seventeen birds in hight Soaring gracefully towards the sky Disappearing into the sunset As night approaches The sun goes behind the clouds Never to reappear Alan Stander-l982 LOVING YOU I don't know when I started loving you, but I know it is forever. Your smile is friendship, and your look is love. You are like a hower in spring, pretty and wonderfull. Fernando Nisenbaum-1982 THE BRACHIOSAURUS There once was a Brachiosaurus That strived when the earth was all porous, He cried much with shame When he first heard his name, And departed a long time before us. David Gitter-l982 Juliet Goldil982 POWER OF THE MIND I have the power-the power belongs to me. The power to make things come alive- how I want them to be. I can create-destroy to do as I will In a second I can make time stand still. And who am I?-that's easy to see I'm an ordinary person, but I can be anything I want to be And what is this power-that I possess, but not alone You cannot touch it or find it wherever you may roam But if you really want it-itls yours-it's not found on this earth. You've had it within you-ever since birth but there are only some who use it, and those are a few. I know you're curious and want to know who? So I' will tell' you, it's all in your mind and if you think hard- it's your imagination- you'll find The powers, your imagination, your ability to dream. Just open your mind, and you'll see what I mean. I suggest you use it for it is real Fine Develop your imagination and then you too can shout HI did it-I've done it now the power is MINE!!!" Jane GoId-198O Ion Kukthl98l