Leander Clark College - Cardinal Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

Page 168 text:

dia 'Y Q .f A . we A 1 W f , A ltwvi I A f Il' l lg li. CITY. W. .f4'-ef:M-ff-1flfr-f- -A',. 1 - .A -..MQ,r..ir ,,,, .iii,..L-,.r,rg:1::f.L-gx,r31.i: ,1: x MADE IN AMERICA The only genuine movies of the European war. The most Italicized Italian gardens in the world. Japanese landscapes that the Japanese envy. Choice French ante-diluvian champagnes. More Sumatra cigar wrappers than Sumatra produces. Genuine London-made hats. More ivory products in one year than all the elephants of time produced. More Mayflower furniture than a big modern tleet could carry.-EX. VIA WIRELESS The Germans have captured Pilsner and are surrounding Delicatessen, where hot dogs have been dropping for several days. The Wui'st is yet to come. Belgian hares had a fall- ing out with the Welsli rarebits, and the Swiss cheese is shot full of holes. This will make the Irish Stew and the English Mustard hot, and when the Rus- sian Caviar meets the French Pastry there will probably be a rapid movement of the Swiss Watcli. The Spanish Onions are very strong for a mix-up and if the Home Preserves are called out and spread over the German Noodles they may Ketchup with the Navy Beans and cause an uprising of the Brussels Sprouts. Kusna VVILI-IELM. THE ROSARY The dimes I've spent on thee, dear heart, Are as a string of yarn to me, I count them over, every one apart. My bank account, my bank ac- count. Each dime a treat, each treat a. joke, I've spent so much I'm almost broke, I count each dime unto the end, And there a bill is hung. O memories that bless and burn, O barren gain and bitter loss, I kiss each dime and strive at last to learn To come across, sweetheart, to come across. -EX. REVISED PROVERBS Face, soap, clarity, and the greatest of these is clarity. A Hrolling your own'7 gathers no coupons. , A hair in the head is worth two in the comb. A perfect answer turneth away wrath, but a poor one gaineth a D , Go to the aunt, thou student, eat of her pastry and be wise. Soap deferred maketh the dirt thick. A grind hath no honor in his own house. Cast not thy bread aside for it shall return unto thee after many days as bread pudding. The fresh rush in where Se- niors fear to tread. Having concluded, lift up thy head and laugh.-EX.

Page 167 text:

Q ,.--,L,:g,p .CK ef- 3 Don't Forget to STOP at H. C. HUNNICUTTS Opposite Court House Phone 36 WRIGI-lT'S Stuctio TAMA The place Where liigh grade portraits and en- larged pictures are made When in need offirst class Photographs catt for an appointment PHONE 414 A. A. PACE Physician anct Surgeon TOLEDO, IOWA Special Attention given t Diseases of Women and Children Thoroughly equipped for Bacfteriological and Micro- scopic Analysis Strulole gl Stiger L0 A N S AND INVESTMENTS Money to Loan at 562 Special Attention Given to lnvestments in Real Estate i 135 aff? Q f-- -Nl----M

Page 169 text:

Our faculty trained hlm Millions of dollars spent for A I jf' f CommercIalDes1gns ComlDes1gn1ng mastered at ff ' M home by our practical Correspondence Method Takes only part of your time lncrease your Income Book entitled Your Future and Folio of Commercial Illustrations igiixifrllilfxifatl -C IIlllllIllIIIllIlIllIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIlllllIIIIlllllIIlllIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllli HTHOROUGHLYJ SATISFACTORY SERVICE SUPERB QUALITY' OF ENGRAVINGSI COURTEOUS C0-DPERAA TIDN AND IMMENSE IDEAS is the typical expression of Business Managers and Editors we have served Write for our Big 1916 Plan-get your name on our Mailing List' BUREAU OF ENGRAVING MINNEAPOLIS - - MINNESOTA ll IIII . . 1 Incorporated llllllIllllllllIIlllllllllIlllllllllllllllllll Illllllllllllll I llllllllllllllllllllllllll r . -.E5..::..,..... --,,:.:.: -:,.::., ----nm-fazgr. -.g.:.-nw-.-: Q um: A By Making Drawing for National Advertiser. up Ly 45W FEDERAL SCHOOL OF malled free afij ff p 37 I 537 aff I ' COMMERCIAL DESIGNING, Mllligl-Ifll.ll'0Lll?lllIllIlJN. III pyyr yIAg If fi QI6 Cn' ,fa Gx W- R,