Leander Clark College - Cardinal Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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. .X 2 Q I-W .- hi Ii FT I I 5 it-,-all iw?--R-A 3- A lair 't- IL.. 'ffFFs'1fr-x'iiii-31 no IT Your op- NOW portunity SUBSCRIBE READ ENJOY LEANDER CLARK RECORD NE WSY WANTED Some one to invent a machine which will tell me when to wear my dress suit and when not to. On one occasion I had to leave two lady friends and go back home after it, a very embar- rassing situation. My thought- lessness also kept me from sing- ing with the club one Sunday RELIABLE evening at the church. Make UP-TOFDA TE the machine to meet such emer- gencies and prevent further 31.50 per year in advance CHIHIIUUGS- VVhen patented send minia- MERLE C. GREEN AUSTIN C. REPP . . . Editor-in-Chief BusinessManager ture ot machine to my residence at 417 Grand Avenue for inspec- A Live col- Fun of PEP fm- Phone 170- lege Weekly and SPIRIT A- B- OWEN- l -l--1 Toledo ---- Iowa PURE LOGIC Nothing is better than a good lesson. A poor lesson is better than nothing. Therefore, a poor lesson is better than a good one. Marion Speake: I'm not going to be married for five years. Miss Bailor: 4'IIow do you know? Marion: O, I found a nickel. N Miss Appleton: Dear mel I found a fifty-cent piece. C. E. Currey, member of the Co-operative Retail Florists Association, ills orders by telegraph anywhere in the United States or Canada. Mail or telegraph orders solicited. C. E. CURREY, Toledo, Iowa. Mabel Dawson Cto Floyd Marken in Domestic Science roomj : O, come on, childg let's go home. Dean WVard Cto Miss Connellj : Wife are waiting for your quotation. Miss Connell: Sorry, but I'll have to disappoint you. The renowned Iiowney's chocolates in boxes, sold only at Curl-ey's. I not ffm'

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dia 'Y Q .f A . we A 1 W f , A ltwvi I A f Il' l lg li. CITY. W. .f4'-ef:M-ff-1flfr-f- -A',. 1 - .A -..MQ,r..ir ,,,, .iii,..L-,.r,rg:1::f.L-gx,r31.i: ,1: x MADE IN AMERICA The only genuine movies of the European war. The most Italicized Italian gardens in the world. Japanese landscapes that the Japanese envy. Choice French ante-diluvian champagnes. More Sumatra cigar wrappers than Sumatra produces. Genuine London-made hats. More ivory products in one year than all the elephants of time produced. More Mayflower furniture than a big modern tleet could carry.-EX. VIA WIRELESS The Germans have captured Pilsner and are surrounding Delicatessen, where hot dogs have been dropping for several days. The Wui'st is yet to come. Belgian hares had a fall- ing out with the Welsli rarebits, and the Swiss cheese is shot full of holes. This will make the Irish Stew and the English Mustard hot, and when the Rus- sian Caviar meets the French Pastry there will probably be a rapid movement of the Swiss Watcli. The Spanish Onions are very strong for a mix-up and if the Home Preserves are called out and spread over the German Noodles they may Ketchup with the Navy Beans and cause an uprising of the Brussels Sprouts. Kusna VVILI-IELM. THE ROSARY The dimes I've spent on thee, dear heart, Are as a string of yarn to me, I count them over, every one apart. My bank account, my bank ac- count. Each dime a treat, each treat a. joke, I've spent so much I'm almost broke, I count each dime unto the end, And there a bill is hung. O memories that bless and burn, O barren gain and bitter loss, I kiss each dime and strive at last to learn To come across, sweetheart, to come across. -EX. REVISED PROVERBS Face, soap, clarity, and the greatest of these is clarity. A Hrolling your own'7 gathers no coupons. , A hair in the head is worth two in the comb. A perfect answer turneth away wrath, but a poor one gaineth a D , Go to the aunt, thou student, eat of her pastry and be wise. Soap deferred maketh the dirt thick. A grind hath no honor in his own house. Cast not thy bread aside for it shall return unto thee after many days as bread pudding. The fresh rush in where Se- niors fear to tread. Having concluded, lift up thy head and laugh.-EX.