Leander Clark College - Cardinal Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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GT trick.. L M. Y. O. B. Club This club, just organized, has not yet reached its maximum membership. If you are an ineligible, can you not induce your friends to join? The proceedings are entirely secret and purely personal. lnquisitive people are kindly requested to make no application for membership. Our motto is: Mind your own busi- ness. Lecture Course Brot7tco's Brigade CLEMENT SoNEs ................,......... lVIABEL MAX WARD .... . . .PHYLLIS PAUL NKILLS ..... . . .OPAL HOMER KEPLER ........................... BTABEL PROP. ARENDs .......................... HANNAH CfDissolved partnership. J Life in the Chem. Lab. Oh! life in the lab is a frolic, A careless life and free 5 You live in the odor of HQS And the fumes of NHs. Your hands are brown with acids And black with silver stains, Your eyes are red, and your back is stii And full of rheumatic pains. You mix up some Cl and H, Pour in a test tube and boil, lVatch for a green plaid precipitate, Throw in a strip of lead foil, Evaporate live or six hours, Stirring as much as you can, Squint through a spectroscope at it, Then try it all over again. You mix up some Cl and H, Put in a nice, sunny place- Then gather your fugitive fingers, And pick the glass out of your face, Then take As2Zna, Subject to the arsenic test, Take a good whiff of your product- The coroner sees to the rest. I0l6

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EL A . liz A f Strollers Chapter High Mogul ........ Wortliy Lady .... Conductress .... Chaplain .... Sentinel ......... Deacon at large. . . Deaconess at large. . Coat of Arms .... Place of Meeting. . Time of Meeting .... .. .DALE THOMAS . . . .GRACE BEAR .ANNA WALKEIZ . . .ORA PRATHER ......PA BRADY ........PETELYON .MARY BELLKCEER ...........Spoon College Halls .Any leisure hour High sign .......... ,Modified whistle Pass Word ...... Always keepntogether Grip ..................... Both arms Song, Love Me and the World Is Mine MEMBERS FIRST DEGREE PROF. ARENDS AND PHYLLIS BILL AND EULA JACK AND llTARTHA SAMMY AND ADA BTARJORIE b TRUSSELL AND ELo1sE llTABEL FULMER AND HANNAH SECOND DEGREE BECK AND ANNA GERTRUDE DUTCH AND SMILEY b BTOVVBRAY AND JOY REPP AND SARA 0 STARK AND PEARL C NIAX AND MABEL b BTATHERS AND LUCILLE C THIRD DEGREE PAUL AND GAY BTARKEN AND BTABEL PAUL AND MARIE DUTCH AND SMILEY a GUTHRIE AND ESTELLE HOLCOMB AND BESSIE TO BE INITIATED GREEN AND NIABEL KEPLER MCVEY AND LTRS. MZCDONALD PAUL BREAW AND ADA MILLER RED AND MAMIE HOOPER VVALTERS AND ARCHIE C Renewed. Z2 Dismissed. c Applicants for third degree. EQYAD

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'jr 'tt X. Q ' Xi grililggilfif' 11, 33 Tl EvQrywoma A Popular Morality Play PRELUDE Billy, hard at work on his thesis, spent the afternoon in the laboratory. Pres- ently a queer feeling overtook him, and he hastened to his room, composed him- self upon the bed and soon fell asleep. Hours passed by but Bill knew it not, for his dreams were pleasant. THE TRAGEDY At 7 P. M. Miss Eula, attired in her best gown, awaited the coming of Billy, for they were going to Everywoman . Although nobody came, Miss Eula de- spaired not, for had he not said he was coming? At 7:30 P. M. the telephone rang, Spencer Nelson 's voice is heard: 'LHello, Eula, is Bill there yet?'7 Eula, UNO, I'm all ready and waiting for him,-and I really want to go too. Spencer, I'll see if I can ind him. So Mr. Nelson proceeded to the laboratory to hunt up the missing knight and send him upon his errand. His efforts were futile, and supposing that Bill had left, he departed for the Lecture Course. , AFTERMATH At 10:30 P. M. Spencer went to Bil1's room, and there the hero of the evening lay snoring, entirely uninindful that a fair lady waited in vain for him. A gentle shake and Bill was awake. He rubbed his eyes, then thanked the gentleman for rousing him in time to keep his engagement. When Bill's bewildered brain finally grasped the fact that the entertainment was over he called up his lady to explain to her, but her anger was great and she refused to talk to him. BIORAL: Don 't sleep when on duty. After Dr. Cook's speech in Chapel: HDO you suppose one hundred and fifty years from now we'll be in the Eskimo 's heaven? M. Green: UNO, I won't, I'll be in Cedar Rapidsf' Alfred : Or Marshalltown. H L..--1-..,.., 3 . ,, ..1...,Y-n um ss , ,..- M ttyl, rt Dv vga