Leander Clark College - Cardinal Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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EL A . liz A f Strollers Chapter High Mogul ........ Wortliy Lady .... Conductress .... Chaplain .... Sentinel ......... Deacon at large. . . Deaconess at large. . Coat of Arms .... Place of Meeting. . Time of Meeting .... .. .DALE THOMAS . . . .GRACE BEAR .ANNA WALKEIZ . . .ORA PRATHER ......PA BRADY ........PETELYON .MARY BELLKCEER ...........Spoon College Halls .Any leisure hour High sign .......... ,Modified whistle Pass Word ...... Always keepntogether Grip ..................... Both arms Song, Love Me and the World Is Mine MEMBERS FIRST DEGREE PROF. ARENDS AND PHYLLIS BILL AND EULA JACK AND llTARTHA SAMMY AND ADA BTARJORIE b TRUSSELL AND ELo1sE llTABEL FULMER AND HANNAH SECOND DEGREE BECK AND ANNA GERTRUDE DUTCH AND SMILEY b BTOVVBRAY AND JOY REPP AND SARA 0 STARK AND PEARL C NIAX AND MABEL b BTATHERS AND LUCILLE C THIRD DEGREE PAUL AND GAY BTARKEN AND BTABEL PAUL AND MARIE DUTCH AND SMILEY a GUTHRIE AND ESTELLE HOLCOMB AND BESSIE TO BE INITIATED GREEN AND NIABEL KEPLER MCVEY AND LTRS. MZCDONALD PAUL BREAW AND ADA MILLER RED AND MAMIE HOOPER VVALTERS AND ARCHIE C Renewed. Z2 Dismissed. c Applicants for third degree. EQYAD

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' I IJ is ..,,, J ' IIWCX l HeZci Overi' Or The Murder of Ten Long Minutes Scene: Prof. Masters' Room. Time: Any day, 9:55 A. M. Bell has rung for Chapel. Prof. Masters: We have not time to go fully into this chapter. It is a little more indefinite than the pre- ceding one, but it shows lack of preparation on your part. Now your grades aren7t worrying- 9:56-Green leaves. Everyone turns to watch his exit. 9 :57- My conscience is clear on that point. It's up to you- Books are closed with a bang. Feet shuffle. 9:58-Dickensheets opens paper and begins to read. 9:59-Mamie Hooper assumes reelin- ing position and is again comfort- ably disposed. 10:00- As I said before, the qualifi- cations of a teacher of history are the same as for- Kubias spits out the window. A red and black bug perehes contentedly on the three hairs, not yet departed from Prof 's shiny pate, and begins to dance a jig The Smokes An impromptu picnic is planned by Hanna and Ingham. Sam is to see the girls while Dutch is to arrange for the supper. Unbeknown to Ingham the girls have gone home to spend the week end. When Hanna learns of their ab- to the music of the vibrating epi- dermal projections. 10:01-Masters, feeling the weight up- on his cerebral cortex, removes the offending creature with a free-hand movement. 10:02-Phyllis giggles. Masters looks perturbed. Miss Sones, you may tell us what the author meant by- Lou Green chews gum pensively. 10 :03-'tWliy, professor, I don't quite understand- Masters: Yes, I think that covers the subject fully. Dickensheets yawns and throws paper at Inger- soll, who retaliates. 10:04-Prof. winds his watch-inci- dentally glancing at it. Even Miss Harold begins to look anxious. 10 :05-'4We'll have to stop here. I'm sorry we didn't get over- Exit en masse to the tune of Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah, shouted with religious fervor from the re- gions below. are on Dutch sence he is all the more keen for the picnic. Consequently when Ingham hobbles up to the Hall about four o'elock with an armload of eats he is met with a shout of laughter instead of coy glances. , .U' IOI6

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GT trick.. L M. Y. O. B. Club This club, just organized, has not yet reached its maximum membership. If you are an ineligible, can you not induce your friends to join? The proceedings are entirely secret and purely personal. lnquisitive people are kindly requested to make no application for membership. Our motto is: Mind your own busi- ness. Lecture Course Brot7tco's Brigade CLEMENT SoNEs ................,......... lVIABEL MAX WARD .... . . .PHYLLIS PAUL NKILLS ..... . . .OPAL HOMER KEPLER ........................... BTABEL PROP. ARENDs .......................... HANNAH CfDissolved partnership. J Life in the Chem. Lab. Oh! life in the lab is a frolic, A careless life and free 5 You live in the odor of HQS And the fumes of NHs. Your hands are brown with acids And black with silver stains, Your eyes are red, and your back is stii And full of rheumatic pains. You mix up some Cl and H, Pour in a test tube and boil, lVatch for a green plaid precipitate, Throw in a strip of lead foil, Evaporate live or six hours, Stirring as much as you can, Squint through a spectroscope at it, Then try it all over again. You mix up some Cl and H, Put in a nice, sunny place- Then gather your fugitive fingers, And pick the glass out of your face, Then take As2Zna, Subject to the arsenic test, Take a good whiff of your product- The coroner sees to the rest. I0l6