Leander Clark College - Cardinal Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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. 1 g L The Clark Commandments 1. Thou shalt put no other college before this college. Thou shalt not take thyself to any other college, or any like- ness of any college that is in Ames, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, or any other city. Thou shalt not praise any other college nor attend them, for this Le- ander Clark College is a jealous college, grieving over the loss of the old stu- dents and rejoicing over the return of others and the enrollment of the new. 2. Thou shalt not spend thy time in vain for the faculty will not hold him guiltless who faileth to make his grades. 31 Remember the society night and keep it reserved. 4. Five days shalt thou study and get all thy lessons, but the sixth day is a day of recreation, on that day thou shalt attend football games, picnics, or do any other thing thou mafyst desire. 5. Honor thy college and thy pro- fessors that thou mayest remain till graduation in the college which Le- ander Clark, Carnegie and many others have given thee. 6. Thou shalt not haze. 7. Thou shalt conduct thyselves as ladies and gentlemen. 8. Thou shalt not cheat. 9. Thou shalt not manufacture false stories about thy fellow-students. 10. Thou shalt not covet another student's boarding-house, thou shalt not covet another student is sweetheart, his Latin pony, or his automobile or anything that another student may possess. . Teacher: Wliy did Caesar cross the Rubicon? Student: '4For the same reason the chicken crossed the road. Ha, ha! You don't get me on any of those jokes. 'LWhen are you going to put nuts in the fudge? Nut yetf' '4Well, you butternut. No, I walnut. Mrs. S.: '4You hadnft better go to the dance in this rain, you know your rubbers leak.'7 Archie: That doesnit matter, I've got pumps inside of them. '4Love, can anybody ever come be- tween us?7' Well, he would have to be awfully slender. 1 Freshie: What's a levee? Sophz O, it's a kind of a dam thingfi EQ E fi 4 s

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' I IJ is ..,,, J ' IIWCX l HeZci Overi' Or The Murder of Ten Long Minutes Scene: Prof. Masters' Room. Time: Any day, 9:55 A. M. Bell has rung for Chapel. Prof. Masters: We have not time to go fully into this chapter. It is a little more indefinite than the pre- ceding one, but it shows lack of preparation on your part. Now your grades aren7t worrying- 9:56-Green leaves. Everyone turns to watch his exit. 9 :57- My conscience is clear on that point. It's up to you- Books are closed with a bang. Feet shuffle. 9:58-Dickensheets opens paper and begins to read. 9:59-Mamie Hooper assumes reelin- ing position and is again comfort- ably disposed. 10:00- As I said before, the qualifi- cations of a teacher of history are the same as for- Kubias spits out the window. A red and black bug perehes contentedly on the three hairs, not yet departed from Prof 's shiny pate, and begins to dance a jig The Smokes An impromptu picnic is planned by Hanna and Ingham. Sam is to see the girls while Dutch is to arrange for the supper. Unbeknown to Ingham the girls have gone home to spend the week end. When Hanna learns of their ab- to the music of the vibrating epi- dermal projections. 10:01-Masters, feeling the weight up- on his cerebral cortex, removes the offending creature with a free-hand movement. 10:02-Phyllis giggles. Masters looks perturbed. Miss Sones, you may tell us what the author meant by- Lou Green chews gum pensively. 10 :03-'tWliy, professor, I don't quite understand- Masters: Yes, I think that covers the subject fully. Dickensheets yawns and throws paper at Inger- soll, who retaliates. 10:04-Prof. winds his watch-inci- dentally glancing at it. Even Miss Harold begins to look anxious. 10 :05-'4We'll have to stop here. I'm sorry we didn't get over- Exit en masse to the tune of Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah, shouted with religious fervor from the re- gions below. are on Dutch sence he is all the more keen for the picnic. Consequently when Ingham hobbles up to the Hall about four o'elock with an armload of eats he is met with a shout of laughter instead of coy glances. , .U' IOI6