Leander Clark College - Cardinal Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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' fl 1 . Q Q Etiquette 1. The napkins at Beatty Hall are for use, not looks, use them, don't look at them. 2. If at a party and you should spill -cocoa on some lady fs gown, assure her that you neverk cared for cocoa any- way. A 3. When marshmallows are served in cocoa, drink all the cocoa and when no one is looking, tip up your cup, put back your head, strike the bottom of the cup with your free hand, and the marshmallow will slowly slide into your mouth. 4. Eat soup as quietly as possible, someone may be listening at the phone. 5. If you should accidentally spill something on the tablecloth, cover the spot with a piece of bread and butter, the butter side down so it will stay in place. 6. When a young man calls at Beat- ty Hall, he should keep in mind that the lights blink at 9 :55 and he has only live minutes to say good-night. It is better to start to go at 9 :30. 7, Do not open your mail in the post office or on the street, wait until you reach your room where you can give vent to your feelings. 8. It is perfectly proper for the landlady to wait up for her roomers. Where You May Find Them Ingersoll-on the T. and T. Dickensheets-at Vest 's. Mabel Sones-engaged in a 'Cheart-to- heart talk. Mowbray-hard to tell. Robson-in the Cardinal office. Bessie Riggs-in the act of moving. McMillan-at work. Jack Allen-at Hunnicutt's. Merle Green--in the land of dreams. Lucille Baldwin-with J ack. Tomlinson-in oratorical protestation. Dutch Ingham-in Gladbrook. Phyllis Ward-at study. Lauderdale-not at home. Hazel and Anna Walker-at their post. Mable Dawson-12 130 to 1:10 in Prof. Master's room. Ward-at home. Owen-buzzing another fellow's girl. Prof. Verry-at the movies. me '

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. 1 g L The Clark Commandments 1. Thou shalt put no other college before this college. Thou shalt not take thyself to any other college, or any like- ness of any college that is in Ames, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, or any other city. Thou shalt not praise any other college nor attend them, for this Le- ander Clark College is a jealous college, grieving over the loss of the old stu- dents and rejoicing over the return of others and the enrollment of the new. 2. Thou shalt not spend thy time in vain for the faculty will not hold him guiltless who faileth to make his grades. 31 Remember the society night and keep it reserved. 4. Five days shalt thou study and get all thy lessons, but the sixth day is a day of recreation, on that day thou shalt attend football games, picnics, or do any other thing thou mafyst desire. 5. Honor thy college and thy pro- fessors that thou mayest remain till graduation in the college which Le- ander Clark, Carnegie and many others have given thee. 6. Thou shalt not haze. 7. Thou shalt conduct thyselves as ladies and gentlemen. 8. Thou shalt not cheat. 9. Thou shalt not manufacture false stories about thy fellow-students. 10. Thou shalt not covet another student's boarding-house, thou shalt not covet another student is sweetheart, his Latin pony, or his automobile or anything that another student may possess. . Teacher: Wliy did Caesar cross the Rubicon? Student: '4For the same reason the chicken crossed the road. Ha, ha! You don't get me on any of those jokes. 'LWhen are you going to put nuts in the fudge? Nut yetf' '4Well, you butternut. No, I walnut. Mrs. S.: '4You hadnft better go to the dance in this rain, you know your rubbers leak.'7 Archie: That doesnit matter, I've got pumps inside of them. '4Love, can anybody ever come be- tween us?7' Well, he would have to be awfully slender. 1 Freshie: What's a levee? Sophz O, it's a kind of a dam thingfi EQ E fi 4 s