Leander Clark College - Cardinal Yearbook (Toledo, IA)

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' fl 1 . Q Q Etiquette 1. The napkins at Beatty Hall are for use, not looks, use them, don't look at them. 2. If at a party and you should spill -cocoa on some lady fs gown, assure her that you neverk cared for cocoa any- way. A 3. When marshmallows are served in cocoa, drink all the cocoa and when no one is looking, tip up your cup, put back your head, strike the bottom of the cup with your free hand, and the marshmallow will slowly slide into your mouth. 4. Eat soup as quietly as possible, someone may be listening at the phone. 5. If you should accidentally spill something on the tablecloth, cover the spot with a piece of bread and butter, the butter side down so it will stay in place. 6. When a young man calls at Beat- ty Hall, he should keep in mind that the lights blink at 9 :55 and he has only live minutes to say good-night. It is better to start to go at 9 :30. 7, Do not open your mail in the post office or on the street, wait until you reach your room where you can give vent to your feelings. 8. It is perfectly proper for the landlady to wait up for her roomers. Where You May Find Them Ingersoll-on the T. and T. Dickensheets-at Vest 's. Mabel Sones-engaged in a 'Cheart-to- heart talk. Mowbray-hard to tell. Robson-in the Cardinal office. Bessie Riggs-in the act of moving. McMillan-at work. Jack Allen-at Hunnicutt's. Merle Green--in the land of dreams. Lucille Baldwin-with J ack. Tomlinson-in oratorical protestation. Dutch Ingham-in Gladbrook. Phyllis Ward-at study. Lauderdale-not at home. Hazel and Anna Walker-at their post. Mable Dawson-12 130 to 1:10 in Prof. Master's room. Ward-at home. Owen-buzzing another fellow's girl. Prof. Verry-at the movies. me '

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Qmrdima . Clczssifed Advertisements Losr-My girl.-Tomlinson. FOUND-A red hair on Trussell's coat. WANTED-A man of my own.-Mabel Sones. WANTED-A dishwasher.-Prof. Ken- oyer. WANTED-A reliable book on etiquette. -Miss Grose. WANTED-A time table with depot guide.-Fulmer. will Ender please return to Cather- ine Connel or Purl Applegate. LOST-In the graveyard-one C25 kiss. -Hanna. WJXNTED-AH interest in little girls-- Dolby. STRAYED-The only two girls I ever loved. Please return either one so that I may be happy again.-M. Green. FOUND-The only man that ever scored on Cornell.-Lauderdale. ' FOUND-SOITIG new slang expressions. -Allen. STRAYED-To Gladbrook-my girl.- Ingham. HELP WANTED-Since Fuhner has giv- en up his position as chaperon I would like to have the services of a good reliable person to help care for my sister. A short person pre- ferred.-Prof. Arends. To LET-My front parlor and dining- room. Make reservations early.- Mrs. Wilson. Iiosi'-Last summer, my straw hat. As spring is here and I have not the wherewithal to purchase another WlxNTED-A pronouncing dictionary. Guise. W.lNTED-All the college students to see my baby.-Yothers FOR EXCHANGE-A true heart in good sound condition. To be exchanged for your heart and hand. Lifelong satisfaction guaranteed. Address: Arthur Houghtaling. Kindly mention the Cardinal when writing to advertisers. p D936

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