Leamington District Secondary School - Phoebus Yearbook (Leamington, Ontario Canada)

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Nineteen Fifty PHOEBUS -F+O Harold Wigle: “I et five oranges for supper.” Miss Ell wood: Ate, is the proper word. Harold: “Well, maybe it was eight oranges I et. : CLIFTON WILSON r i Compliments of DRUGS D. J. GILLANDERS i : : AND SONS ; KODAKS FILMS ; PERFUMES Grain, Feeds, Coal, Coke 3 Developing: and Printing: : : Hardware 3 ; Leamington ; ! TELEPHONE 865 P H O N E 3 1

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On an examination paper a young student defined “inbreeding” as: “breeding in the same stock,” for example: One Holstein cow, with another Holstein cow. The professor ' s comment: “A no ble conception.”

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Nineteen Fifty PHOEBUS (reo. W. Jackson Son THE HOME FURNISHERS CHINA WALLPAPER FURNITURE 1887—Our 63rd Year—1950 Mr. Nicholson to Frank Kungel: If you had twenty sheep and one ran away, how many would you have left?” Frank: “None.” Mr. Nicholson: “Wrong, you would have nineteen.” Frank: “Mr. Nicholson, you may know arithmetic, but you don’t know sheep.” HARTFORD ' S TEXACO SERVICE Firestone T’res and Exide Batteries —GENERAL REPAIRING— Phone 479 - Talbot St. East