Leamington District Secondary School - Phoebus Yearbook (Leamington, Ontario Canada)

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On an examination paper a young student defined “inbreeding” as: “breeding in the same stock,” for example: One Holstein cow, with another Holstein cow. The professor ' s comment: “A no ble conception.”

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Nineteen Fifty PHOEBUS A woman was boasting to a friend that her husband had stopped smoking. “My, that takes will power,” said the friend. Indeed it does, agreed the wife, “and that’s just what I’ve got.

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