Leamington District Secondary School - Phoebus Yearbook (Leamington, Ontario Canada)

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PHOEBUS Nineteen Forty-Eight -(T o IS. Ii a fight develops in 13A. Brave Richard, he went that-a-way. 16 Turnbull, bright as sunshine ' s rays Looks like he hasn ' t slept for days. 17. Albert looks in the mirror, screams with ingtit: Alas, he washed his hair last night. 18 We welcome George Willms back again. Since there really is a shortage of men. 19. Henry Sawatzky pops questions so lush That the Chemistry teacher begs him to hush. 20. Take one part freckles, one cart fun, One pitching arm. that ' s Sullivan. 21 As sure as two plus two makes four. Elaine plus Wayr.e. Need we say more? 22. Anne is our fair haired athlete: She wins the laurels at every meet. 23 Ema is a gal with brains: She loves the maths that give us oains. 24. For the qirl whose merriment catches the class. Martha is surely the chosen lass. 25. Half a pint of spunk and fight That ' s little Riach, who ' s always nght. 26. Although in drama she does excel, A good athlete is Shirley Snell. 27. Eleanor Ivy Constance May Raises the roof till she gets her way. 28. Bud Upcott ' s temper you needn ' t dread. Even thouqh her hair is red; 29. We won ' t give you our rendition Of Hedy Wiebe. a new addition. 30. Some we wrote would knock you flat. But Watson said, You can ' t print that. The following names, please gaze upon: They stand for the students who now are gone: A. Bracket B. Hillier G. Johnson S Hvatt E. Carder B. Kingston D. Moss C. Gow I. Willson O ' er our parting don ' t shed anv tears; We ' re permanent lixtures. we’U ' e here for years. The 48 Class now bids you adieu, The 48 Clas« ! Who ' s kidding who? MR. GRAHAM IN CHEMISTRY CLASS By Wyndel Fo x

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PHOEBUS - G 0 THE TWO 13A ' s MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED The students of 13A have chosen Anne Fairbrother and Paul Otton as the students of the class most likely to succeed in their future professions. Anne was selected be¬ cause her radiant personality and ability will surely carry her to the top. This year she is the captain of Gamma House. During the past two years she has been the spark plug of the Ann Fairbrother rchool basketball team. Twice during her h ! gh school career she has carried home a silver cup as Field Day Champion. In future Anne plans to attend university. Paul ' s natural ability and pleasing personality naturally made him the students ' choice. Al¬ though he has served on the Delta House Executive for several years, his skill and stamina have made him indispensable to the basketball, track and field teams. Next year Paul will be disecting corpses at University of Vestem Ontario. Paul Olton 13A GRADS 1. Good things come in parcels small, But Donald Ackert ' s six feet tall. 2. When it comes to work in the quartermaster corps, Leonard Avery knows every chore. 3. Since Bob is this year again in our file. He ' s doing his work in much better style 4. Debonair Crozier is carefree and gay: He ' s the Woody Herman of 13A. 5. Dutot ' s In an awful plight. Because his average matches his height. 6. We hope Pete Dyck decides to stop At a neighbouring barber shop. 7. Recker roams the beaches by night: Maybe the pebbles are his delight. 8. Where did lake get that curly mop; From Mother Nature or the Beauty Shoppe? 9. Harry loves this Form I fear. ' Cause he ' s in it every year. 10. Muscular Johnson, so husky and fine, F ' nds his weakness on Concession Nine. 11. Between the hours of work and play. Lyle comes to school each day. 12. T 0 Loewen ' s charms girls do succumb: Must be that ring we ' re not so dumb! 13. In French class, English, or at home. Mafor always writes to Joan. 14. Girls ' basketball was soon forgotten When the Della Team saw Manager Otton. Nineteen Forty-Eight •r»o- 51

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Nineteen Forty-Eight PHOEBUS THE SHOP DEPARTMENT AS A CHEMIST SEES HER Analysis of the Creature known as woman as seen through the eyes of the Chemist. Symbol -Wo. Accepted Atomic Weight 120. Physical Properties Boils at nothing and freezes at any minute. Melts when properly treated. Very bitter if not well used. Occurrence Found wherever man exists. Chemical Properties Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones. Violent reactions if left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of food matter. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Uses Highly ornamental: useful as a tonic in acceleration of low spirits and an egualizer in the distribution of wealth. Is probably the most effective income reducing agent known. Caution Highly explosive in inexperienced hards. THE ART DEPARTMENT