Leaf River High School - Lerico Yearbook (Leaf River, IL)

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I» Margery Kilker, do will my letters from Art to Pauline Cook. I, Donald Ackerman, do vail my studious expression to Do-Do Kappenman. I, Vernal Foltz, do will my plucked eyebrows to Loretta liyers. I, Pobert Ba.,'inkle, do will my dead-pan expression to Roger Cheek. I, Leona Ackerman, do will my unruly hair to Dori3 Jean Lyers. I, James Melvin, do will my egotistical opinion of myself to Carol Garner. I, Dorothy Book, do will my collection of brothers and sisters to anyone who will put up with then. I, Poyal Grove, do will my gum chewing ability to Lola agner. I, Betty Haselton, do will my' ability to get a man to Kathy Viel. I, Gleanes Kilker, do will my hazy blue eyes to Dorothy Kuntzdman. I, Marilyn Reber, do v; ill my love for Fhy. Ed. to Dosna Tholon. I, Virginia Light, do will Horace’s undying love to Marge Paul. I, Charlotte Paul, do will my discarded ambition to Donna fryers. I, Wallace Auer, do will my wavy hair to Maynard Thomas.

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I» Nellie Fulton, do v ill my clear, bell-like speaking voice to VTayne Schnulle. I, Jack Lolling, do will my collection of flashy sweaters to Francis 'Vickea I, Vivian Schreiber, do will my unceasing gayety and energy to Eetty Kuntzelnan. I, Horace Thomas, do will my beard to Chuck Ballard. I, Elsie Baal, do v ill ny blonde tresses to Lorraine Hartje, I, Merlyn Eickman, do will my Casanova hair-do to Dale Zilliox. I, Irene Meier, do will my shapely figure to Kathryn Murphy. I, Hubert Knodle, do v ill my inexhaustible supply of chewing gum to Barbara Snyder. I, Jacfcy Boss, do 'will my athletic walk to Kathryn Boomgarden. I, Eichcrd Haselton, do will ny courteous ways to Ralph Meier. I, Virgie Kappenman, do will my love for sailors to Alene Eo: noman, I, Millard Kretsinger, do will my greasy sup.ly of hair oil to Hairy Thomas, I, Audrey Potter, do will my average American girl appeal to Hazel Eruning, I, I, Eugene Hoffman, do will my perfect attendance to Kenneth V ilholms.

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PROPHECY The place. Radio Station NRG. The famous Calisthenics teacher. Miss Nellie Fulton, has just finished her 7 ake-Up-And-Live Program of morning exercises. As she finished her morning theme song, Take Those Lumps From Your Bumps, or, One More Roll 7 ill Kill Me, Royal Grove, well known tobacco auctioneer, prepared for his 3 second commercial. But no, just then Wallace Auer, America's best loved radio announcer, broke in with o news flush from Niagra Falls, Just 3 seconds ago. Miss Charlotte Paul, famous dancer of the Chubbettes, went over Niagra Falls in a specie ly constructed barrel. Miss Paul is doino fine now, thanks to the unceasing care of Nurse Elsie Eael, better known as Florence Nightingale, the 2nd. Again Royal cleared his throat, but Mr Auei hastily shoved him aside and announced the True Confessions program, of which Vernal Foltz vras emcee. The program consis- ted of three items: first, Merlyn Eickman of Seward, 111. confessed to putting inferior cement in the Missouri Valley Ear- ;mc -. anted to know if they could hang him for it. The second person whose initials were B. H., had been running an orphanage, and was worried because 3he had been caught beating the little ruffians The third and last participant, James Melvin, was worried because he wa3 slowly losing his muscles. Muscles meant his living because he had been posing for Charles Atlas Ads. As the program left the air to strains of Nobody Knows the Trouble I’ve Seen, Royal once more tried to put in his commercial but was once more shoved aside to make room for a ten-minute lecture on soil conservation. Don Ackerman, noted Professor at the U» of I. was the speaker for the day. This was follov cd with a singing commercial by the throe K‘s: Kilker, Kar,penman, and Kilker, for Soupy Soup, the soup that satifies. The next program was Famous Jury Trials, The case for tonight was taken from the trial The State of Illinois vs. Hubert Knodle. Hubert Knodle had been violating state law by keeping gas tax for himself. In his defense, his lawyer, Horace Thomas, admitted the defendant's guilt but in an eloquent address to the jury, talked them into giving Hubert a tv o-ycar term, Horace achieved this The year, 1966 A.D.