Le Roy Central School - O At Kan Yearbook (Le Roy, NY)

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Education Demands LEI-HGH V A L L E Y COAL ffhe Coal That Satisfiesl H. G. BISHOP Spafaling Aftfzlezfzk Eyuzfmefzt Office and Yards Phone 50 Lake St. 91 Le Roy Hardware, Inc. if Everything in Hardware Manufactured BifUf1'1iH0l1S 51 lee smifhmg C0315 I2 Mein Street Le Rey, N. Y. We Sell For Less Rugs Stoves Furniture Simmons Beds Electric WASLHERS and SWEEPERS Come in and look over our complete stock. Ask about our E-Z payment plan. S. B. Spiller Complzmemir 0 f Joseph Lapp DEALER IN Rough and Dressed Pine Hemlock, Lath, Shingles and Posts. MANUFACTURER OF Doors, Window Frames Etc. Le Roy, New York 9

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Page Twenty-four T H E' R E D A N D B L A C K Commencement Number Proverbs QModernized7 Better late than never, but better never late, Says the little boy-friend while waiting for his date. All that glitters is not gold- The counterfeiters are bold! Do you unto others, as they do unto you, Seems to be a maxim that is very new. K Laugh and the world laughs with you, Weep and you weep alone, And people listen with you, When you talk on a party phone. A stitch in time may save nine But a safety pin is mighty fine. Never put off for tomorrow what you can do today, Is something that we seldom hear anybody say. Question: What are tests? Answer: T is for torment E is for ever S is for sincere UT' is for teachers S is for students Mix up the letters and you have- Teachers ever torment sincere students?-A 100 per cent definition. u Mummy, do you say 'It is me' or 'It is I'? Always remember the rhyme: It is I, said the spider to the fiy. ' I see-but couldn't you say, It is me, said the spider to the fleaf ? Myrtle Roblee: What an awful gash you have on your forehead. Pat McMahon: Oh, next to nothing-next to nothing. Customer: My hair is falling out, I want something to keep it in. Q Boney: Let's see, how will this pill box be? Harriett , said Miss Connor, What is a synonym? It's a word you use when you can't spell another one. Sam C: When I play golf, I always hit the ball on the top. Isadore L.: Why don't you turn the ball up-side-down. Mr. Seyfert: Clan anyone give me a short definition of 'Poly gan'. A Bright Pupil: A dead Parrot. Ardis: Would you put yourself out for me? Calvin: Of course I would. Ardis: Then will you? It's after 12 o'clock and I'm awfully sleepy. Hooz Hoo? I thank you for the flowers, she said And then she smiled and blushed and dropped her head. 'Tm sorry for the words I spoke last night- Your sending flowers proved that you were right. Forgive me? He forgave. And as they walked and talked beneath the bowers He wondered who had sent those flowers. Question: What is the difference between Charles Ingles and an umbrella? ' Answer: You can shut an umbrella up. Mary fdrivingl : That little mirror up there isn't placed right. Jimmy: Isn't it? Mary: All I can see is the car behind us. Thomas Mc Mahon: When I was a. child, the doctor said if I didn't quit smoking I'd become feeble minded. Myrtle Roblee: Well, why didn't you quit?' Stella: A penny for your thoughts.' Eddy: I was just thinking of going. Voice from house: Give him a quarter, its worth it. Prof. Hager: When was Rome built? Floyd Dick: At night. Prof. Hager: Who told you that? Floyd: You did. You said Rome wa.sn't day. built in a She frowned and called him Mr. Because in fun he merely Kr. So out of spite The following nite The naughty Mr. Kr. Sr. Mr. Hager: That will do. Bony: CA.fter a long speechb Is that all? Mr. Hager: Yes, that covers the question. Bony: Amen. Sam Alessi: What is a detour? Mason Bradley: The roughest distance between two joints. ' Mr. MacVean: Son, what are you home from school for? - Jimmy: We had a big fire up there today. Mr. Mac Vean: You did! Jimmy: Yeah, me and three other guys got fired out. At eight p. m. ma and pa helped to entertain sis. Both Mary and Jimmy in distant seats Sat as far apart as this. At nine p. m. ma and pa encamped And then oh my what bliss. Jimmy and Mary sat till twelve o'clock Aboutasfarapartasthis.

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Clallaeraff Clolnes Emerson Iflllj' Gnriis Glofning Qjlfore Hansen Gloves Bradley Sweaters The Interstate Teachers Agency Suite goo Duffy-Powers Building ROCHESTER, N. Y. QTIQCC Is the place for teachers to enroll who desire positions. Prompt and courteous service. CWC T. H. ARMSTRGNG, Manager Remodeling, Pressing, Dry Cleaning Imported and Domestic Woolens ET. z ononola GREEN ' MunnI-uunuuuuusnl-IIuun1n1nu1unnuuuuluuulu For M odern Plumbing Gin Heating, Tinning + 7 - Eleetrol 017 Burners HARRY L. LEVINSTEIN ' Q-agar Pipe, Fixtures, Fittings and Valves Phone 134.-M Le Roy, N. Y. 000000 RPHONE LE ROY 44.1