Le Roy Central School - O At Kan Yearbook (Le Roy, NY)

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Page Twenty-four T H E' R E D A N D B L A C K Commencement Number Proverbs QModernized7 Better late than never, but better never late, Says the little boy-friend while waiting for his date. All that glitters is not gold- The counterfeiters are bold! Do you unto others, as they do unto you, Seems to be a maxim that is very new. K Laugh and the world laughs with you, Weep and you weep alone, And people listen with you, When you talk on a party phone. A stitch in time may save nine But a safety pin is mighty fine. Never put off for tomorrow what you can do today, Is something that we seldom hear anybody say. Question: What are tests? Answer: T is for torment E is for ever S is for sincere UT' is for teachers S is for students Mix up the letters and you have- Teachers ever torment sincere students?-A 100 per cent definition. u Mummy, do you say 'It is me' or 'It is I'? Always remember the rhyme: It is I, said the spider to the fiy. ' I see-but couldn't you say, It is me, said the spider to the fleaf ? Myrtle Roblee: What an awful gash you have on your forehead. Pat McMahon: Oh, next to nothing-next to nothing. Customer: My hair is falling out, I want something to keep it in. Q Boney: Let's see, how will this pill box be? Harriett , said Miss Connor, What is a synonym? It's a word you use when you can't spell another one. Sam C: When I play golf, I always hit the ball on the top. Isadore L.: Why don't you turn the ball up-side-down. Mr. Seyfert: Clan anyone give me a short definition of 'Poly gan'. A Bright Pupil: A dead Parrot. Ardis: Would you put yourself out for me? Calvin: Of course I would. Ardis: Then will you? It's after 12 o'clock and I'm awfully sleepy. Hooz Hoo? I thank you for the flowers, she said And then she smiled and blushed and dropped her head. 'Tm sorry for the words I spoke last night- Your sending flowers proved that you were right. Forgive me? He forgave. And as they walked and talked beneath the bowers He wondered who had sent those flowers. Question: What is the difference between Charles Ingles and an umbrella? ' Answer: You can shut an umbrella up. Mary fdrivingl : That little mirror up there isn't placed right. Jimmy: Isn't it? Mary: All I can see is the car behind us. Thomas Mc Mahon: When I was a. child, the doctor said if I didn't quit smoking I'd become feeble minded. Myrtle Roblee: Well, why didn't you quit?' Stella: A penny for your thoughts.' Eddy: I was just thinking of going. Voice from house: Give him a quarter, its worth it. Prof. Hager: When was Rome built? Floyd Dick: At night. Prof. Hager: Who told you that? Floyd: You did. You said Rome wa.sn't day. built in a She frowned and called him Mr. Because in fun he merely Kr. So out of spite The following nite The naughty Mr. Kr. Sr. Mr. Hager: That will do. Bony: CA.fter a long speechb Is that all? Mr. Hager: Yes, that covers the question. Bony: Amen. Sam Alessi: What is a detour? Mason Bradley: The roughest distance between two joints. ' Mr. MacVean: Son, what are you home from school for? - Jimmy: We had a big fire up there today. Mr. Mac Vean: You did! Jimmy: Yeah, me and three other guys got fired out. At eight p. m. ma and pa helped to entertain sis. Both Mary and Jimmy in distant seats Sat as far apart as this. At nine p. m. ma and pa encamped And then oh my what bliss. Jimmy and Mary sat till twelve o'clock Aboutasfarapartasthis.

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Commencement Number T H E R E D A N D B L A 0 K Page Twenty-three QWWWWWWWWWWWKWKWWXUHJTimiiiiiiiiiiimiwmmbi JOKE L .. .. l . EWQQZQQQKQQQQDEDQQDQKDDDRQQDQZQDXQQQQQQWS HEARD IN ASSEMBLY At a recent assembly I sat in front of two girls, and if boys are funny as they were said to be in the last issue of the Red and Black, girls 'are just naturally so-so. Just above Oatka's waters, on a shaded green- Say dld you see the show last night? said one Yes, I did-oh- how did you go? replied the other. Well, I didn't skate, or walk but rode in a real car-r-r. Oh it was heavenly. He's a dear! K Swell the chorus ever- Peg was out with Joe from York last night. I saw her with my eyes this time. What color eyes and hair? 'Blue and black. Gee, he's stunning. Wish I had him once a week. Cwhisper.J You don't say- You can't have him that's all, I don't care a bit. So there! Keep him! I don't want him. He's just your type! Is that so! Miss Wilson's looking at us. I don't care to talk about him any more, see? Hail, oh hail Le Roy! CSounds natural eh?J A Boy. Classified Advertisements FOR SALE: Several excellent excuses-Mason Bradley. Surplus knowledge-Mary Welsh. A volume of wise cracksf-Clayton Ingles. A cheery grin-Ralph Rubens. A boyish bob-Virginia Thompson. Caesar books-We Dumb Ones. WANTED: Person well versed in French to answer all questions- French classes. Senior privileges-Floyd Merritt. Eddy-Stella. Virginia-Alfred. A watch dog-Lena. A real Dear-Charles Hayward. WE THANK: Mr. Hager for the writer's cramp Miss Connor for memorized selections Mr. Taylor for his Helping Hand Pat: How can one play hookey from correspondence school? Ant: Send them an empty envelope. Tips for the Juniors at Washington 1. Go to bed early. 2. Eat all meals regularly feven breakfastl. 3. Don't talk too much and aloud flike Chas. IJ 4. Look out for gum on seats. 5. Don't gossip f?l 6. Look out for the cars. 7. Don't enter the lion and snake cages at the zoo 8. Take other people's pictures, but not your own! 9. Tip porters heavy! 10. Smile like a Pepsodent Adv. 11. Don't look for relations in the zoo. 12. Catch trains on time. 13. Follow Van Zile Party everywhere. 14. Keep out of the ocean because it's wet. 15. Take vacuum cleaner on train. 16. Use telephone often after 12 o'clock. 17. Don't ring iire alarm instead of elevator bell. 18. Light all lights and keep windows shut! WE WONDER Who'll read the library books after Lena and Do is leave. Who'll tell Miss Connor the assignment like Stella did. Who'll argue with Seyfert after Paolone and Boney go out into the World. Who'll get the blame for the habits the Seniors taught us. Who'll write notes when Clayty and Charlies aren't around. usn Seeing it's all over, the Seniors aren't really such bad old scouts. We've had plenty of good times to-gether we'll never forget. UB., THINGS WE'LL MISS IN '29 Ed. Howard's line. Myrtle's laugh. Mert. Sperry's wise-cracks. Stella's tongue. Decker's nddle. Mildred Howard's superiority. uJu Miss Sears: Pat, what are two kinds of animals found in the bottom of the ocean? Pat Mclvllahon: Large fish and small fish.

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