Le Roy Central School - O At Kan Yearbook (Le Roy, NY)

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Commencement Number TH E R E D A N D B L A C K Page Twenty-nine Mr. Beebe: Have you taken a shower? E. Nelson: No, is one missing. Mr. Seybert: Ellsworth, I wish you wouldn't whistle at n g your work. Chuckie: I wasn't working, sir, only whistling. A N ew Car Miss Wood: Name three articles containing starch? Grandma: Two cuffs and a collar. Til S.: Ken doesnt' love me anymore. Gert : How terrible! 'Til S.: Yes, he said he was going to play the game for Alma Mater. at Miss Ames: Translate fugitf' 9 Pat McMahan: Male insects. S Miss Ames: How's that? Pat : He flies, isn't it? THE GAZETTE- EWS OMPANY Printing and Engraving Le Roy, New York

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Page Twenty-eight 1 TH E R E D A N D B L A C K 'Commencement Number The Prof and I do not agree, Miss Wickis: What are some of the commercial uses I think he is a dunce. of salt? He says that man was once a fish, Rita C.: Well, salted peanuts. I can't see why the once? -- A -l Miss Connor: What is blank verse? Miss Connor: Name eleven of Shakespeare's plays. Beth: Blank verse is poetry without any thought in Bud Eaton: Ten Night's in a Barroom and the it. 'Merchant of Venice' . ---- - Miss Ames: Do you have to sound like a parade when Mr. Seybert: John, bring up your report card. you walk? John D.: Just a minute. My parents' signature isn't Deb : I can't keep in step with myself unless I da. dry. ----- The height of ignorance is to copy the name of the fellow sitting next to you in a written quiz. Applesauce. -l Marian. Ucan you drive with one handy, Mason: Did you see that girl smile at mc? Eugene mnthusiasticauyj. .You bet I can-,, Millie : 'I'hat,'s nothing. When I first 'saw you, I Marian. .Have an apple... burst out laughing. Smoking may not be good for some people but look at where was He? 4 E. Morris: I :dreamed I died last night. L. Clapp: What woke you up? E. Morris: The heat. all the hams it cured. Dear Mr. Colgate: W R It bought a tube of your shaving cream. It says, Q No mug required. What shall I shave? Musical Thoughts Yours very truly, Gym- Parade of the Wooden Soldiers. John Francis Tully. Homework- Always -i--- Examination room- Prisoner's Song. O 'Shea After the dance- Show me the way to go home. c L arke In classes- Don't wake me up, let me dream. wal D ron Seventh hour- The end of a perfect day. M c Call Mike Ripton lpatting dogl: Has he learned any A llen new tricks lately? sm I th Gert: Yes, if you whistle three times, he'l1 bring boatiiel D your hat. jone S l- 1-i Miss Donnan: Why did America lose so much time B ater in entering the War? murr A y Bradly Kindon Cwaking up suddenlybx Not prepared. murdo C k Miss Donnan: Exactly. mic H ael -- whit E Charlie B.: I would like to see some thing cheap o'mea. L ia in a' hat. O 'shea Deb : Put this on and look in the mirror. mo R ris l--- elli Son Eugene: Hey, what does this mean? I found a hook --l X and eye in the salad. Learning makes the man wiser, ,but the fool more Marian: Oh, that's part of the dressing. foolish. ' A ' --1 ' ' A ' - Miss Wicks: How was iron first discovered? Traillc Cop: What's 'the idea, balling up tramc like Ray Ewell: I'm a little rusty on that, but I think this? Why don't you use your noodle? they smelt it. Gert flearning to drivelz f'So sorry, I ididn't know l- ' the car had one. ' ' Miss Wicks: CO 2 raises dough. l- Tiel S.: I wish she would raise some in my fathers Little Bud said to his mother: Docket, then. I wish I had a hundred ears so I could throw them E -L- away when they were dirty and not have to have them Gerald C-1 You certainly are one nice girl. washed. Peg, J.: Yes, but I am so tired of it.

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