Le Roy Central School - O At Kan Yearbook (Le Roy, NY)

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Page Twenty-eight 1 TH E R E D A N D B L A C K 'Commencement Number The Prof and I do not agree, Miss Wickis: What are some of the commercial uses I think he is a dunce. of salt? He says that man was once a fish, Rita C.: Well, salted peanuts. I can't see why the once? -- A -l Miss Connor: What is blank verse? Miss Connor: Name eleven of Shakespeare's plays. Beth: Blank verse is poetry without any thought in Bud Eaton: Ten Night's in a Barroom and the it. 'Merchant of Venice' . ---- - Miss Ames: Do you have to sound like a parade when Mr. Seybert: John, bring up your report card. you walk? John D.: Just a minute. My parents' signature isn't Deb : I can't keep in step with myself unless I da. dry. ----- The height of ignorance is to copy the name of the fellow sitting next to you in a written quiz. Applesauce. -l Marian. Ucan you drive with one handy, Mason: Did you see that girl smile at mc? Eugene mnthusiasticauyj. .You bet I can-,, Millie : 'I'hat,'s nothing. When I first 'saw you, I Marian. .Have an apple... burst out laughing. Smoking may not be good for some people but look at where was He? 4 E. Morris: I :dreamed I died last night. L. Clapp: What woke you up? E. Morris: The heat. all the hams it cured. Dear Mr. Colgate: W R It bought a tube of your shaving cream. It says, Q No mug required. What shall I shave? Musical Thoughts Yours very truly, Gym- Parade of the Wooden Soldiers. John Francis Tully. Homework- Always -i--- Examination room- Prisoner's Song. O 'Shea After the dance- Show me the way to go home. c L arke In classes- Don't wake me up, let me dream. wal D ron Seventh hour- The end of a perfect day. M c Call Mike Ripton lpatting dogl: Has he learned any A llen new tricks lately? sm I th Gert: Yes, if you whistle three times, he'l1 bring boatiiel D your hat. jone S l- 1-i Miss Donnan: Why did America lose so much time B ater in entering the War? murr A y Bradly Kindon Cwaking up suddenlybx Not prepared. murdo C k Miss Donnan: Exactly. mic H ael -- whit E Charlie B.: I would like to see some thing cheap o'mea. L ia in a' hat. O 'shea Deb : Put this on and look in the mirror. mo R ris l--- elli Son Eugene: Hey, what does this mean? I found a hook --l X and eye in the salad. Learning makes the man wiser, ,but the fool more Marian: Oh, that's part of the dressing. foolish. ' A ' --1 ' ' A ' - Miss Wicks: How was iron first discovered? Traillc Cop: What's 'the idea, balling up tramc like Ray Ewell: I'm a little rusty on that, but I think this? Why don't you use your noodle? they smelt it. Gert flearning to drivelz f'So sorry, I ididn't know l- ' the car had one. ' ' Miss Wicks: CO 2 raises dough. l- Tiel S.: I wish she would raise some in my fathers Little Bud said to his mother: Docket, then. I wish I had a hundred ears so I could throw them E -L- away when they were dirty and not have to have them Gerald C-1 You certainly are one nice girl. washed. Peg, J.: Yes, but I am so tired of it.

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Commencement Number TH E R E D A N D B L A C K Page Twenty-seven 0 0 0 0 0 O 0 0 O 0 U C 0 0 0 O 0 O O 0 0 Q 0 0 O QW 131939 -KIQUYXIQUUQQC Didja Ever? Slip it overg But the teacher Didja ever TakeS it Write Away from her A note And reads it- T0 But Your girl You got a blank And lPiece of paper Put it From your pocket In your pocket BY mistake And Didja ever? When the teacher Wasn't looking No ! No such luck! Surely, Not! 'Ed. M.: The .day of miracles is over. John Verney: Oh, I don't know about that I read an article the other day that set me thinking. Miss Donnan: Why do you want to go to the Library? Lewie: Oh-I have to look up something. Miss Donnan: What? Lewie Cstammeringi: 'To look up the life of Mr. Macbeth. QThat's a new one, Lewieb. Erma: Why are you running a steam' roller over that field? Ellsworth Wilson: I am going to raise mashed pota- o o jo3CoUCoD o o o o o E Roy Bater says that one should buy the kind of tires that he docs. tThey only go Hat on the bottoml. What if-after June- Bobby Taylor starts his beauty shoppe? Johnny Murdock does his stuff for Mussolini? Charlie Bater starts landing the Marines? Ellsworth Wilson joins the follies? Isadore Basso begins his book on Le Roy-Limerock Competition? Mildred Heffer joins the health camp to aid in fatting lcan infants? Chucky Waldron knows more than one way to use tooth paste? Roy Bater does a new kind of work on the road? Tom 0'Mea1ia starts annoying the women? Deb Ellison can't find Culling's farm? John Verney still belongs to the lost? Gert Graney has to walk home? 1- L. Circulating Library Confessions of a Drugstore Shiek- Mike Ellingham. Memories of a Speed Demon-Ellsworth Wilson. A Complete Book of Alibies tone for every occasion?- Lewie O'Shea. Autobiography of a Shy Young Man- Jimmie Gordon. Socks Appeal- Bobby Taylor. Green Onions CA Comedy in Three Parts'-Erma Mc toes this year. A V' Can. D a Ken, M.: What do you think of the Entent Can- diale? Ray D.: Never tried any. Got some? The cliff dwellers were not the only blulfers. Tommy tlooking at elephant at Washington zool: Ge, that elephant must be dumb. Paul Lynch: What makes you say'that? Tommy : His head is so full of ivory it even sticks out. Deb E.: I learned to dance in one evening. Ilgnes C.: I thought so. O Tales of. Scottish Thrift and Irish Wit- Wert Tulley. Love's Lyrics-Eugene Morris Lost in the Corridors-A Freshman. The Pink Powder Puff-Elizabeth Allen. Beauty Hints-Isadore Basso. Isn't life Wonderful- Tiel Smith and Ken Michael. The Woman Hater- Dick White. The Invalid-Miller Boldt. Little Things that Count-Roy Bater. The Gay Musician- Dode Brooks. My Experiences in a Ford- Dard Murray. Slow and Easy--Katherine Wilcox. The Floor Walker- Peg Jones. Misery Palace-The ofllce. The Ten Commandments-The Faculty.

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Commencement Number TH E R E D A N D B L A C K Page Twenty-nine Mr. Beebe: Have you taken a shower? E. Nelson: No, is one missing. Mr. Seybert: Ellsworth, I wish you wouldn't whistle at n g your work. Chuckie: I wasn't working, sir, only whistling. A N ew Car Miss Wood: Name three articles containing starch? Grandma: Two cuffs and a collar. Til S.: Ken doesnt' love me anymore. Gert : How terrible! 'Til S.: Yes, he said he was going to play the game for Alma Mater. at Miss Ames: Translate fugitf' 9 Pat McMahan: Male insects. S Miss Ames: How's that? Pat : He flies, isn't it? THE GAZETTE- EWS OMPANY Printing and Engraving Le Roy, New York