Le Mars Community High School - Bark Yearbook (Le Mars, IA)

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I!IIIlIIllIillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllNIHllIHIiIlIIIIlIIiIIilIi Mr. Peters: Why do they white-wash the inside of a chicken house ! Richard Lauters: To keep the hens from picking out the grain of the wo ad. I Robert Glaser: If all the fools were dead, I wouldn't want to live. ! Jack Manning: Don't worry, you wouldn't3' I Ruth Kluckhohn: Where did you do most of your skating when you were Q learning ? ! Betty Mauer: Don't get personal. i Mr. Stientjes: If you cross a polar bear with a Holstein cow, what will 1he re- I Pauline Fenske: Cold cream. Miss Brink: Mabel, can you give a sentence illustrating the use of the words I qu 'effervescent' and 'fiddlestickh 5 Mabel McDougall: Effervescent enough covers on the bed, you fiddlestick out. - It is the duty of the faculty to act as suspenders for high school breaches. Getting out an annual is no picnic. I If we print jokes, folks say we are too silly. E If we don't, they say we are too serious. 5 If we publish original stuff, they say we lack variety. I If we clip from other magazines, they say we are too lazy to write. I If we go out to hunt news we are skipping school. i Like as not someone will say that We swiped this article from some other magazine. We did. Mr. Carey: iHair today, gone tomorrowb. Two little worms were digging. Two little worms were digging in earnest. Two little worms were digging in dead earnest. Poor Ernest! A bird in the hand is bad table manners. Laugh and the world laughs with youg Weep and you streak your rouge. Solicitor: Will you give ten cents to help the old ladies' home? Harris Rosendahl: What? They out again? Why does Jack Rippey always build his pig pens on the south side of his house, in the shade ?! I don't know. Why? To keep his pigs in, of course. Found on Mr. Aderhold's paper: Dear teacher, if you sell any of my answers to the funny papers, I expect you to split fifty-fifty with me. Miss Brink: Do you like Kippling? Allen Bartels: I don't know: how do you kipple? I E Jean Smaltz: This medicine I bought isn't any good. E Druggist: What's wrong? Q Jean: It's for adults and I never had them. i E There was a young lady named Florence, Q For kissing she held an abhorrence. i One night she got kissed i And saw what she'd missed, i And her tears trickled down in great torrents. i If you are caught in hot water, be nonchalantg take a bath. i Have you heard the latest? i No, what is it ? 1 E Why, Chan Pitts tried to electrocute himself. ! How's that vi i He sat on a cookie with a currant in it. ! Darrel Scholer: Hey dad, what makes the world go round ? 3 Mr. Scholer: How many times have I told you to stay out of that cellar? 2 A sophomore went to Hades ! To see what he could learn. i They sent him back to earth, because ii He was too green to burn. gillIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIHIIIIlllllllIIIlllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII sult be ? i

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and Bry lllliilillllllllllllllllllHiIIIIIliIIIIIIHIHHIHHIHIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIII' We, the senior class of 1941, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath bestow the following abilities to our underclassmen: I, Marion Fischer, will my quiet ways to Jack Rippey. I, Joe Hathaway, do hereby bestow my art of disturbing the assembly to Gordon ant. ' I, Dorothy Kelly, will my Irish to Hildegarde Bunjes. I, Elizabeth Eyres, present, with many misgivings, the remainder of my modesty to Pauline Fenske, and my vampish airs to Esther Mohning. the I, Jim McDougall, give, with sincere regrets, my egotism to Terry Heller with hope that he will use it to his advantage. I, Phyllis Kloepper, give my popularity and beauty to Norma Herzig. io the junior and sophomore girls, we, the senior girls, will our moral worth, be- lieving they need it greatly. I, Harley Rollinger, relinquish my he-mannishness' 'to Robert Walsh and Billy Bradley. lI'm sure there is enough to go aroundj. I, Alberta Null, bequeath my sweet sincerity to Patty Kanago. We, Wesley Lancaster and Helen Scheitler, will give our stilts which we received from Santy to Virgal Bowman and Gene Dorr. I I I I I I Don Walz, request that Randall Keough be given my black, curly hair. John Lanzendorf, give my overnight glamour-boy fame to Harris Rosendahl. Maxine Nelle, bequeath my dancing ability to Betty Collins. Barbara Hentges, will my matured thoughts and actions to Jean Haas. , Mary Gengler, will my Remsen nights of enjoyment to Donna Belle and Eta Ann. Ruth Cooper, will my artistic ability to anyone with talent enough to really 1 1 v 1 appreciate it. I, Bill Bruns, will my off women policy to Richard Lauters. I, Chink Keihn, bestow my athletic ability and clear hear to anyone who can maintain both at once. I, Marjorie McHale, will my typing ability to Baldy Albert. I, Norma Wulf, will give my blond hair to Marjorie Lambert. I, La Verne Varenhorst, bequeath my ability to get through high school to Billy Wassmann. I, Le Nora Peterson, will my freckles to Shirley Crowley. I, Mark Meis, do bequeath and will my football and basketball skill to Jack Manning. :ng she We, Clyde Buehler, Chink Keihn, and Richard Byers, will our girls to the trust- care of the underclassmen. Pearl Westergard, will my book on How to Get Your Man to all who need it. Bernice Remer, request that my perpetual giggles be annexed by Maxine Remer. , Danny Westergard, leave my one woman ability to Bob Rees. Bill Irwin, would like Shirley Rowe to have my big feet. Phyllis Merritt, wish to leave my appetite to Hazel Anderson. Ruth Weidauer, will my Flossie Flirt manner to Doris Brown, but I hope I I I I I I doesn't overdo it. I, Wilma Harms, will my out-of-tow If she looks young, she's old. If she looks old, she's young. If she looks back, follow her. They walked down the lane together. 1 y J v n acquaintances to anyone who can hold them. The sky was studded with stars. for They reached the gate together. He lifted for her the bars. She lifted her brown eyes to him, As there was nothing between them now. For he was only the hired hand And she was the Jersey cow. A certain elderly woman walked into a railroad ticket office at Chicago and asked a ticket to New York. Do you wish to go by Buffalo? asked the ticket agent. Certainly not, she replied, by train, if you please! Customer-Never mind asking anyone. Just put a Cuba sugar in our Java.. Waitress-Sweden it yourself. I'm only here to Servia. Customer-Denmark our bill and call Borphorus. He'l1 Kenya. I don't Bolivia know who I am. ing the can feet nl I I Illlill Waitress-No, I don't Carribean. You sure Armenia.. Customer-Canada noise! Spin in de neck. Boss-Samoa your wisecracks, is it? What's got India? You think this argu- Alps business? When you start walking the straight and narrow path you have to quit making rounds. Don Marcue-It's wonderful what some insects can do. They say a grasshopper jump 200 times his own length. Eugene Russell-That's nothing, I once saw a bee raise a 20:0-pound man three off the ground. Professor- What happens if a body is surrounded by Water? Coed- The telephone rings. Ill-IHIIllllIiiIllfIiIlIIHlllHIHHIIIIIIIIIII

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