Lawrenceville School - Olla Podrida Yearbook (Lawrenceville, NJ)

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was unanimously elected most popular man, Doctor Adams, the class medical adviser, was chosen as the possessor of the best build. Puppet Hoyt who narrowly missed being elected handsome man was given social success instead. Harry Hunt was voted to be the man with by all odds the biggest pull. The evening passed and we all had a good time. The next morning we were requested to remain after chapel-as indeed we always are when we have had a good time. There we were informed that since we had scratched some of the woodwork in the audi- P, W0 ',. X Q Wi fx,,lL yi f f' tx . -LlV:Z i T ' i 3' ' nl A ll i .ff ' :A- J, be ,- , . 1 gg will I 'ij 1 I .JW I af R,-L gum , -f'1 Qi ' if K R355 T torium we would be required to pay for it, and that if it was found upon examination that the injured furniture could not be repaired, in accordance with the ancient custom, to pay for a dozen new auditoriums, so that in case we smash any more there would always be one on hand. A committe was then sent by the class to examine the woodwork, who, by resorting to opera glasses, succeeded in dis- covering a faint mark upon one of the rear seats. We were also given to understand that the blowing up of the Maine by a torpedo was insigniicant in comparison to the attacks made upon the school seal with a similar weapon. In vain we pleaded that it wasnlt our fault if we missed Cooper's head 3 all our efforts were of no avail, and a dozen new school seats were added to the bill, which with the thirty five dollars for removing numerals from the back stops and elghty dollars more for b1OlsE11 dining room windows had now assumed alarming proportions The next thing that served to break the monotony if such a 1 , T Fi! ' 4 ' T ' X . . . . . . s ,Q f . 4 xy ' - 1 X jf F CW ' ' y ' Y . , . rapid succession of events can be called monotonous, was a raid on the pantry, in which three strings of bananas, seventeen boxes of cocoa, and three hundred oranges, besides brandied peached, crackers, sherry, etc., galore, were smuggled upstairs and stored safely under window-seats and in closets. Unfortunately the pantry door and window-grating suffered somewhat in the fray. It is needless to say that a new door and window, besides food enough to stock an arctic expedition, were added to the bill, which waxed greater than ever, 22 l

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Rabbi, Hungry and others, would furnish a fit subject for an epic poem. Upon our return to the Upper we decided to let Griggs and Mackenzie go, so we unlocked the door of the room in which they were confined, undid their bonds and allowed them to issue forth into the arms of their weeping friends. All that day was a glorious holiday, and at two o'clock on Friday we assembled in memorial to talk it over with the masters. For two hours or more the conflict raged 5 one by one our undiscovered nestors rose and distinguished themselves. Rabbi and Monk, George Hull, MacMurray, Professor Riston, Duffield, the 'tlittle minister, and Augur all belched fourth upon the faculty a writhering and irresistable fire of argument. Ninety-nine was also in evidence. Griggs arose and proved Qto the facultyj that he had been in fourteen separate places simultaneously. Mouser gave his views on Mr. Swan. At length, having been informed that we were talking in a circle, which, by the way, as Froggy i' afterward remarked to Mr. Hull, must be attributed to force of habitacquired in the Third Form, we dispersed. Later we were informed that our Easter vacation was to be curtailed by ,W a day and a half, and the great class scrap H was over. - - fru- After so much excitement, however, we found that peace and quiet 42, , K , was no longer agreeable, so Windv,' Tucker and Lester Kafer per- , . - suaded the class to dabble in village politics at the coming primary -M' X X 7 elections. We decided to run our old friend Ort through for constable. Linh if 3. Cards were printed informing those into whose hands they might fall that L- AQ XX Oliver was the choice of the people, a great parade was given, with X' if-Sir ' a band and beautiful transparencies. But alas! It was in vain. Had 44 we but been able to vote the result might have been different, but what :Fm ' .x 1 - could we expect with only Ristow to represent us at the polls? f i The next thing that happened was that momentous class meeting in which the hue shapes of all the girls showed off to such great advantage 2-f'- i 1 fl on the stage. 'tThalie Brown and Alice Smith were the belles of Wi? I the evening. The elections were too numerous to mention, but it may f' X not be amiss to remind you of a few : Legs Argersinger, our president, 21

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Another deed by which ,98 gained distinction for herself, was in heroically saving the Woodhull House from being burnt to the ground one Sunday last March. It happened this way. About seven olclock in the evening the cry of fire I H was heard, and great volumes of black smoke were seen to be pouring from the upper windows of the house in question. As we rushed across the campus with a ladder and two hose carts, we saw the terrified inmates throwing feather beds and crockery from the windows at a fearful rate. Convinced by this demonstration that the conilagration must indeed be a terrible one, we quickly attached the hose to a hydrant, prepared to deluge the building. In spite of our haste however the fire was out by the time we were ready for Work. But judging that we had best give the house a good soaking to guard against any further outbreak of the conliagration, the nozzle of the hose was given to jerk, whoe soily skin rendered him impervious to wetting, and he squirted a liberal allowance of muddy water into all the open windows, not forgetting the crowd about him. Thus we have busied ourselves throughout the year. There have been many among us whom time and space have prevented my mentioning-not a few of them central Hgures. There is Lucius Cataline', Cass. Oh Cataline, how long, pray, will you continue to abuse Monk's patience? What pie has there ever been of which thou hast not been the bottom? What theft of the pantry in which thou wert not concerned? What conilagration was there at the house track games to which that head of yours did not contribute? I fear you are a helpless case. 1 I Then there is Willie Goozlum who asked one night in his I A ' I sleep whether or not Lincoln was dead, and Little Man Sterrett, , a prominent member of the Runt Club and captain of the famous Creams. ' i Above all I must not forget to speak of Casey I' who left school to get married, and eventually took his wife to Costa Rica, where he is now overseeing the construction of an electric road. , Well, well, it's the end of the year now, and all this is over. The next thing that we shall have to record will be commencement with mothers and fathers and sisters here, and speeches, and diplomas, W Xen ! I 23