Lawrence University - Ariel Yearbook (Appleton, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 92 of the 1899 volume:

Av ' I.-'. 1 I Y 21. . xifil :W xtdlinll 'x YI 5 X fgyf' lfj . Ng QM of A r ,X Q -WJAM 45- ff nv. Q53 Dedicafed fo Dr. Henry Lzzmmis, ,Thx 7 fwho, as feacfzer, kind and paffenf, 'X 'X I bas Jiscofvered fo many gropers fhe Q road fo knowledge 5 fwfzo, as friend, Q has efver been corzrfeous and Ioyalg fwho, as man, fwifh only such fazzlfs as lean fo 'virfae's side, courage- , ous, -venerable, sfrong, cfzarifable, confirms our faifh in God and man. 'THE CLASS OF '99, ' I --f All hail! On curled clouds I come To answer thy best pleasureg To thy strong bidding, Ariel, and all his quality. Introduction. I am sure I shall shock Dr. Lummis, though I do come to you under the protection of his name. I-Ie is a most methodical man, I haven't a particle of order in my nature: he is the soul of honor, I'm a bigger liar than the college catalogue:-just remember that when I hurt your feelings, it's only a joke and doesn't apply at all,-that's Where the humo-r lies :-he has the most perfect taste, I'm absolute-ly without conception of the eternal fitness Q he is a scholarly and venerated professor, I'm an utterly disgraceful and nondescript Bohemian in the World of letters. As I've already said these complimentary things about myself, it Won't be necessary for you to repeat them. Returning very sincere thanks to those persons who, by contributions of photographs, literary Work and advertisements, have assisted me in making my debut, I am Yours uproarously, THE ARIEL, CLASS OF '99. P. S.-The' Board of editors have prepared a fifteen volume commentary on my jokes, warranted to make clear each and every point even to Freshmen. It may be obtained on application to the publishers. 4 Some Members of the Faculty. I choose the wheat, incurious of the chaff. PAUL SEITH- ' 6 In intellect trained, in tho't profuseg in expres- sion spontaneous, rapid in non-production 5 grace- fully awkwardg ever in ruins without loss of equi- ! libriumg cranky, kind, helpful, aristocratic, a self- 4 - , made but indispensable member of the faculty. The man that runs them all. Miss MABEL EDDY- A happy combination of attractive personality and intellectual ability, uniting a sunny temperament with the refinement of culture, and by her interest in those under her care, showing herself a devoted friend to young people. CI-ms. W. TREAT, A. M. In tho't penetrating, systematic, orig- I I- inalg his classes a rigorous drill in the Q impartial judgment and concise logic, ,Ev 5 his f 1 essential to scientific thinking. A cheer- ful companion, unfailing friend and a' ' most conscientious Christian. I don't know. SAMUEL PLANTZ, D. D., President Lawrence University- At home, kind and affectionate, in the class- respected as a wise executive and an eloquent Q. room, patient and considerateg in the world, ' 2 H , preacher. I All will please take part in the service. '54 l 1 5 D. P. N1cHoLsoN, M. S. Studious, purposeful, systematic, E, ' reflective, penetrative, deliberative, pre- ' I H X cise,u11assuming,companionable,criti- Av IX X cal, tolerant, candid, self-controlled, optimistic, loyal, Christian. -' It may be so. Miss ELIZABETH W1Lson, B. L. A bright, entertaining companion, a faithful, inspir- ing teacher, a sincere, sympathetic friend, a strong, un- Seltish, lovable woman. F. E. MILLIS- A careful and original student, a generous, and considerate teacher, a. sympathetic and 4 high-minded gentleman. E No, I didn't mean that. I J f V REV. EMANUEL GERECHTER- Educated, a German, -yet a master of English, a profound scholar, but a ,fww thorough pedagogue, tolerant, helpful, WX with a touch of humor, esteemed by all 1327 who know him. Probably 3 probably. Miss SARA H. PARKES- Of acknowledged talent and ability, charming woman, conscientious, sympathetic , untiring in energy expended for the success of her work. 6 JOHN SILVESTER- CT- Energetic, interested in his students, un- Iy X - derstanding their capabilities, faithful to Jw-N gf! duty 3 thoroughly conscientious, practical, an E , g W able teacher, a successful musician, an honor- Ly-M gig' able man. 5 ' Al'ttl l d ., 1 e ou er. Miss ZELIA SMITH- One who observes shrewclly, ad- ' f ll th' Jf 'V' vises careu y, sympa izes gener- QQQ lw,f,,,,,, ously, listens with interest, works I untiringlyg a character to be ad- ,xixf mired, a friend never to be forgotten. Mr. Stansbury, you may leave the room. HARRY HEARD- tious, thorough, persevering, generous, an Q 1 interesting companion, a true friend, a soulful L f singer and successful singer-maker. 1 Tall, tasteful, talkative, energetic, ambi- ' Look at me, please. MRs. HARRY MOWER- A bright, cheerful, active woman of great executive ability, industrious habits, and to all her girls a little mother. 7 Professor Hiram A. Jones. The great distinguishing feature of Professor jones character has always seemed to me fidelity to his con- victions. This would imply that he had convictions. These were not feeble nor superficial nor lightly enter-- tained. They were arrived at through much thought and careful consideration. They were of an essential solid sort, and he had not only accepted them, but they became practically controlling forces in his life. He had the courage of them always and so far as his moral and relig- ious action was concerned, there was no such word as compromise in the lexicon of his life. The views of con- duct which he adopted early in his career, if somewhat rigid in themselves,fdid- not offensively intrude upon other people, and they did not render him morose and dis- agreeable. ,He was a man of great cheerfulness and of the most kindly feeling towards both his associates and those who looked to' him for instruction and guidance. Wliile there were some who were restive and perhaps uncomfortable under the severity of his requirements in the days of their pupilage, there were few who in after years did not look back upon his treatment of them asp characterized by the most conscientious and most benev- olent intentions. That hevdid his work thoroughly and effectually few had any reason to doubt. The intrinsic kindness of Professor jones was a deep and rather profound feature of his character. It was as 8 Z . PROF. HIRABI AXJONES, A. M. Born December 3, 1831, Grafton, Mass. Graduated Wesleyan University, 1853. Professor of Latin Litera- ture, 1854. Died April 11, 1898. I unostentatious as possible, and it was not of a kind that does' good because 'it is an easy matter to do so. There were times in the early historyof Lawrence University when members of the faculty had to live as poor men do, and Professor jones was no exception to this rule. If he gave to religious and benevolent causes-and he al- ways did this-it was a kind of giving that cost some- thing, benevolence expressed through sacrifice. But I find I have gone beyond the limit assigned me in this slight notice. I have mentioned these two or 'three traits, because they always have impressed me deeply as characteristics of an departed friend. The college has had many faithful instructors, but none mo-re -devoted than he through the many years in which he served it. GEO. M. STEELE. The supreme objective test of character is its power to 'help the individual. Some men tower coldly and inaces- sibly as the pyramidsg others aspire like a flame, warm- ing and cheering all within the circle of their influence. judged by this standard, Professor jones measured to the full stature of a great and loving soul. Incor- ruptibly faithful to his own ideals of life and duty, he be- lieved also in the purposes and possibilities of others. Yet he never exercised that easy indulgence, often mis- called charity, which adapts itself as readily to faults as to virtues. I-Iis kindness could even veil itself on occas- ion in severity, only to shine forth the more brightly at the first evidence of a sincere effort at improvement. I-Iis own conscientious thoroughness repeated itself in 9 'the work of his pupils. Every student felt instinctively that he must be at his best in Professor jones' class room, and the step from the intellectual to the moral best was easily taken under such leadership. Invisible to us, he enjoys an earthly immortality in the many lives which he has touched and, touching, lifted. It might well be written on his tomb that he was a true servant of God, and a true friend-not simply of man- kind, but of men. MARY A. P. STANSBURY, '59. io Mm I if 1- -:v:.f1.:.y,.,N ??HQMH?m .U N E35 ,I 1113553 1-1:.-t z4q.,,4v,,'4ym. +41-w gggmggg gwmggai EEQQWRJZ wymgw M 1:.-z-4:-3:5 ' :' . ri-:,:.,:4w- .:b5:::, Qggbwisgwmwfgi I M wwwfyaiimzmiw , , I ALFRED M. FULL - ER. FREEB IAN A. HAWGHORST Our New Faculty Members. FREEMAN A. HAVIGHORST, A. M., S. T. B., Professor of History and Economics, has been with us a year. These are our impressions of him. A gentle- man, Whose battles have been above the bread and butter plane. Cultured, reserved, candid, refined, modest to a fault, kind, nice as an old maid, reverent, finely sensitive to the higher things, a good instructor. May he long be -with us. Al4FRED M. FULLER, Capt. 2nd Cavalry, U. Sl. A. Rigid as a disciplinarian, Capt. Fuller exacts prompt obedience, but his strict impartiality and profound sense of justice conspire to prevent the exercises of any undue severity. A loyal friend to Lawrence, a thorough soldier and an honorable gentleman, he not only commands the respect of the united battalion, but also attracts to him- self in personal loyalty its individual members. 11 X i ff he 'g rid QV C X - , 1 , J 'f l ' QQ XR .X N ,f QQ -6 ww . 3 ' Q Af' ,fuurflred Q! - 0 y 'DJ TG D's'I9C50P The abstract and brief chronicles of the time. Sept. 13, 1897. Paul Seith, the janitor, SLF 'l'51t- ML- prepares for h1s annu-al struggle with faculty LWB A . and students, by Olllng h1s vocal machines, i tampering with the boiler, and getting . f . . . i q.,-1 ljf' -ee appointed special policeman. A,,, ,,.1 -M -. Sept. 14. The Bells put in an appearance, and Solo- mon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. ,I ' Sept. 15. Nellie Pomperoy arrives. . ' - '-f . Sawr-xfsfw fl.. , - lv Q, . . . Lawrence UU1VCfS1ty opens 1ts fifty- . ,,.... -.. XKF? view.. 1 ini' ll? it . ' second collegiate year with an enrollment of 220. U Sept. 17. Y. W. C. A. Reception at Ormsby Hall. Y. M. C. A. Reception in Chapel. Preliminary walk-around led by Prof. jones and Prof. Havighorst. Bon-fire on the hill. Sew-r.KB 'A-, - ij Sept 18. Ormsby Field Day at the' Lake. .3 A Nellie Bennett jumps 10 feet 2 inches. p ile. . V, ' -tx X ffl:-rirf 12 Sept. 19. Nostalgia epidemic at the Hall. Szvv- 30m Se t. 20. D . I p r ,ummis scares Hutton in f l il beginning Greek b o d' I- ' into his knee. . 5 M y p un ing a sharp point Sept. 21. H. .H Ofh rentian. I ub es elected editor-in-chief of Law- Fire burns out the basement of the Observatory-thanks t h ' 0 t e new furnace. Sept. 244. Walk-around. Rex finds his Regina. A Sept. 25. Foot ball team victory parched upon their nose-guards. returns from Antigo with Sept. 26. Conference sits on Brother Dreys. 517,500.00 subscribed at Methodist Conference for a Science Hall at Lawrence, of which 515,000 is the gift of the Hon. Isaac Stephenson. 5225- A Sept. 27. Haefner receives an old silk ,V hat as a present. , . Sef-M Sept. 28. Dr. Lurnrnis discharges a if J sneeze of 150 volts. Sept. 30. Clean athletics get a slap in the face by a Prep. vote. 13 Oct closes. Q51-. lun. me 6:1 lg . . Qsmmv mv. ' 1. Spooning-on-the-river season .X - l illlllllll l F ' Oct. 2. Foot ball team pierced by Stev- ' en's Point. V' tgw.0t 1 :nu L, 154' .. Oct. 5. Average of 90 per cent. during previous term required of all persons petitioning for extra Work. 4 Og-f . X'fvn. bis ffl. Oct. 7. L. P. Denoyer aims a death blow fm.. at Military drill by becoming a Normalite. -as f filfemsexf Oct. 9. Foot ball team overwhelmed by the lumbering industry at Rhinelander. Oct. 11. Miss Smith quells a riot in the Library by tapping with her pencil. Oct. Oct. Oct Oct 10-17. Week of Prayer. 13. Piano Recital. 14. Hecker resigns captaincy of the foot ball team. f .15. Seniors decide to furnish corner-stone of Science Hall. ow-XB W' n 73.-f7 C- Si-Q X' c, V. .441 vasion of the Oneidas. ' if 2 5 4 I Sept. 16. Foot ball team repell an in- 4 J x lf its .. Oct. 17. L. P. Denoyer in town for military drill credits. ' Oct. 18. Prof. and Mrs. Heard receive an invitation to Phoenix-Lawrean reception. Chef Hughes issues Lawrentian as a new kind of hash, 5. la Review of Reviews. sew- me ' X Oct. 22. Haefner and said silk stovepipe ui' :Q hat accompany Miss Bell and the diamonds to the Phoenix-Lawrean reception. The hat dis- ip appears. BLT- 24333 f Oct 23. Said silk stovepipe hat appears rf ' 'Q at half mast on college flag staff. 11 1. . 1 ' Oct. 23. Foot ball team wallop the Oshkoshites. Oct 24. Prof. Nicholson gets excited! ! I I ! I Oct. 29. Thirty Lawrence girls attended Y. C. A. 'State Convention at Oshkosh. I Oct. 30. Green Bay plays foot ball on Lawrence field ll O 15 Phoinix vsffhe' nohkey. Dum. W-fe-5: Z Q in fl- W v f l fal, 'F' - iw x hw, ' 17' f , v .A , ' 'jf' ' I , V' fm L7 t ll ,' P: h ',go'3 Q.. ' ,da- g f . fNl0m iff' MW Q' 1 11' ll I - ' V 5 ' fi '- f Mu W-E ld Y'iff+,, ll' MJ JA lf? Q gi' f -r . . if J ' Muwefi W, '15 Q' N '-gig'-15: was-132 . X . ' P' E 'Mu 0 1,4 , - .-f- I ,SMF X N. lj, ,g mg, - . : -1 5 v cd, ' :J --.54 G -fs f -mmff CW, 16 LEE. FRAMBACH. HUTTON. HOLSTEIN. TOUTON. WESCOTT. WITHAM BULLOCK, Jl.fLI1z1ge1'. C. COLE. JOLLIFFE, Ufwpmill. PRIDE. HUBBARD. WHITE. HECKER. STANSBURY. 'VARSITY FOOT BALL TEAM '97. New X Q ' ' il r. 131:11 5, I Nov. 1. Prof. Merica incarcerated in J Z ' f ' gui State Reform School at Waukesha. 't ll -X P Y-'A'-' NM' iff. . XM, Au mm nu Nov. 2. Science Hall site chosen subject to lfri51TY.?1-If ' . si gal !,aJ-ldld' 1 the adv ce of Prof. Se1th's approval. gxfux-.3112-X mag. ., ..:,QQfi'-'j . Nov. 3. Hughes gives Billy Hecker a pointer. dig 21251-1 Billy asks for an introduction. I T i PGXNTCP Nov. 9. Philal-Athena reception at Odd Fellows' Hall. . Nov. 7. Billy Hecker's second day on the war-path. Nov. 11. Billy Hecker makes a call. Nov. 13. Phoenix Court sits in re Otto Haefner vs. stealers of said silk stove pipe hat. Nov. 144. Billy Hecker takes a walk-but not alone. Nov. 17. Glen Buck puts his neck in the matrimonial noose. Encouragement for Billy. ' Nov. 18. A new Junior enters the world-Iustin Chas. Wells. Nov. 20. F. S. Brockman inspires Lawrence on the Student Volunteer Movement. Oshkosh foot ball team gets its revenge. me av' ,f Nov. 21. Billy is approaching the crisis. ' 17 , DRP-life' pi : Nov. 22. Otto Haefner arrests a fellow student for suspending said silk stove pipe hat. plow 23wn- N W 1 Nov. 23. Billy pops the ? and Cupld NH ,X does the rest. Nov. 25. Delaield football team reverses last year's score-10-0. B1:C'l9T', G Dec. 1. Prof. Heard organizes a ladies' 6 , 9. quartette-Misses Gamble, Clark, Saeker, Waldo. ' ge li.-4 Dec. 3. Phoenix donkies vs. four-footed . donkey. Quadruped Wins. Phoenix initia- V tion of new members, Dec. 7. Juniors delay their sleigh-ride for an hour to embrace their numerous friends. The little book is discussed over Neenah oysters. Dec. 8. First Senior Chapel pieces attended by Appleton oysters. Dec. 9. Harley Logan parades College I Avenue in cap and gown. A!! n , f f W -... - - riff! ' ' ,nlkgaifff ,LM I -- Freshmen sleigh-ride, including several , K' If events not on their program-an hour's Iggy If I . .. physical culture before starting-shower bath on the road-break down at Little Chute-shelter in a saloon-a promenade to Kaukauna at 1:10 A. M.-six inches of mud--no supper. 18 W Dec. 145. Sophomore exhibition. Dec. 15. Vocal recital. Dr. Plantz illg ethics class grows sympathetic. Dec. 16. Ethical boys get excited about approach- ing examinations. ual TN Q Ormsby Hall waiters collide. Waiters and ware get mixed. Dec. 17. Crystal Stair, alias Topsy, . FQ? dislocates her arm. 1 7 Dec. 18.' Dr. Plantz receives a large box of flowers. Ethical boys expectant. Dec. 19. Dr. Plantz returns thanks to ethics class, but says nothing of examination-A' Ethical boys excited. Dec. 22. Ethics examination- Ethical boys in the vermicelli. Dec. 22. The back row pass the German examination by mutual assistance. fe I J dinner at Ormsby. 'Bat-25W- ll Dec. 25. Forlorn few eat Christmas Dec. 26. A. C. Lunn goes home for vacation. is 1 Ian 3, 1898. A. C. Lunn returns. V jan. 5. Sophomore sleigh-ride. 59' SR gg! jan. 9. Dr. Lumrnis' S. S. class is exer- mg, 95?-if cised about eternal punishment. ' SM ,yin- lbw V W1 jan. 10. O. C. Haefner mutinies at Mili- A tif , tary drill. Ill N xv' N l M' -53.-J Co. G. defeat Maroons at basket ball. I .5m4-'wr Q . jan. 11. Girl's basket ball inaugurated. Ian. 12. O. L. Dreys resigns the management of Co-Op. E. I. Filbey elected in his place. Jan. 13. Students court martial O. C. Haefner. Warm athletic meeting. Officers elected: Pres.,C. H. Pipherg foot ball captain, Arthur Iolliffeg track captain, Delbert Leang field captain, R. E. Whitey foot ball manager. H. R. Searles. AWN 'lk , I, Y Kink f I jan. 14. Bullock stirs up the faculty. - J Jan. 19. Miss Wilson lectures on mythology. 20 . TW Ian. 244. Haefner s preaching propen- - sities prevent him from drilling and he is expelled. ' L p ve?- jan. 25. Prof. Heard, solus, gives a recital at the Chapel. -QSM-Leis p Jan. 26. Haefner writes a poem on Ho rs n ffmoom the martyrdom ofiO. C. Haefner. Pianoforte recital. 1-. ew. x.s.,.N www.-.ya....g.v Ian. 27. Day of Prayer for colleges. jan. 28. The little book receives a, mortal wound by the election of editors. Geo. L. Reynolds, chief, Nellie Waldo, Kirby White, assistants. Business Managers, R. E. White, W. B. Bul- lock, Clarence Andrews. Ian. 29. G. K. Mclnnis gets out of a runaway head irst. Feb. 1. Freshmen elect debaters. Pipher makes a missionary speech in chapel and raises SSO. Feb. 3. Local Oratorical Contest-O. L. Dreys lst, Geo. Reynolds 2d. .STLY1-itll. 1 M Feb. 4-. Freshmen scrap over debaters. lf, f 4 '4f7 , -su J if Allan Montgomery entertains Seniors at Ncenah. I X 21 X' N? Girls do the work of acyclone in the room '12ixx'i?' , of Pettibone and Casson. p i A I , Feb. 8. Boys direct the cyclone to the rooms of Margie Mower and Nellie Gamble. Fee kofw an Feb. 10. Edna Parks goes to Madison 1-M5 MV to complete fihw Feb. 12. Annual fancy dress party at the Hall. Fin! Feb. 20. Lean's table breakfasts at , za 'f Lo an's restaurant. C Q u g . Lean eats twenty-six pancakes, the 'gn :nj ,fb :uh as . I i last, one and one-half feet in diameter. Feb. 21. The Faculty pick up the Freshman scraps .and reunite them. Fee- luv , ,jmhimts Prof. Heard loses his mustache and buys M 'mmm a pup to console himself. 'bu I Curia- N r- Feb. 24. Prof. Heard washes his pup. Miss Silverthorn entertains the Senior Class. -...E D... Lb Feb. 25. Junior Class decide to dedicate their little book to Dr. Lummis and to call it the Ariel. Feb. 26. A new oratorical society organized. Feb. 29. Does' not put in an appearance. 'Nlkw yn., Q .55 Mar. 1. Evidences Class raises Senior spade disappears. 2 014 1' D Q, - 22 the devil Qxfgklfbru- . ,X 4 I 5 '1 NXRR .gui 1 Mar. 2. Evidences Class goes to hell. . 3 A 'NLRB-M Illr- The following notice appears on the bul- K letin board: . X Lost! Strayed!! Or Stolen!!! Z E ' The Senior Class will pay a reward of S25 ' fir for the return of their spade. Mar. 3. Evidences Class gets to heaven. Hall girls go serenading. A Thompson disgraces himself by throwing water on them. ' Mar. 41. Crystal Stair proclaims that boys Nxmmife' are cruel. y Ralph Bennett debates. '57 4,, . yi Mar. 5. Hall replastered where Bennett fZEt debated. Rob. Boyd plays basket ball at 2 A. M., fast asleep. Mar. 5. Prof. Seith turns down War if H W department. -qs. Mar. 7. Duke Heard visits Ormsby Hall and is pre- sented with a set of shoes. Y. M. C. A. elects officersg Richard Evans, President. Mar. S. Chas. Frambach appears in his uniform for one hour. 23 Mar. 9. Advanced German Class adjourn to Phoenix Hall to singlove songs. ' I. Mar. 11. State Oratorical Contest followed by a humorous selection from the judges. A Ormsby Hall girls receive. Mar. 12. Miss Brownell of Chicago entertains at Ormsby. 1 Mar. 15. Paper Association elects Richard Evans editor-in-chief of Lawrentian. Seniors deliver chapel pieces to an audience of 34. Misses Clark and Reilly entertain at the home of the latter. Mar. 16. Vocal recital in the chapel. E Mr. P. A. Laffey appointed as instructoriof violin in the Conservatory of Music. Q Y. W. C. A. elects odicersz Nellie Waldo, President. Duke Heard lost-and found. E , Mar. 18. Maroons defeat Stevens Point at the Armory. .Tovvn girls. give ga reception at University Hall. Mar. 23. C-l-n begins to cram fhis pocketsj for French examination. Mar. 28. Miss Eddy spoils C-1-n's little scheme by sit- 'ting beside him throughout the examination. Apr. 3. ,Master Donny, Gifhn speaks a piece entitled Here She goes and there She goes. For description of gestures see commentary. 4 Apr.l4. Chas. Frambach decides not to re-enter in order to avoid drill in hot weather. Apr. 6. Spring term commences. 24 wi 4 , ',- ,. - - - , '-- v 1,-,-x:..., J.: - ATHLETICS. The rather sudden arrival of Mr. jamesapq-gm,-.L Arms arouses serious apprehension among the jjj' friends of Bosco Kull. However, matters are amicably adjusted and by reference to a pocket 'Z u. as zz '3L 1....!,f 5 us 1:3111 JK A schedule, the two gentlemen avoid all confiicts. Hence the expression: Kull watching the in- dicatorf' Apr. 7. The Senior Class decide to engage Dr. H. A. Cleveland as commencement orator. Apr. 9.'i After a three weeks' absence, Sadie Bradford appears at supper at 6:20 P. M. At 6:2036 P. M., Thomp- son appears. , Apr. 11. Prof. Hiram A. Jones, for NPR- ig W- . JW ,pwsad p forty-four years professor of Latin gg' Literature, dies in his class room. gg? Apr. 13. Funeral services con- ducted by Drs. Lummis, Faville, Plantz ' K and Davis at the Methodist Church. Captain Fuller puts a bee in the girls' bonnets about that flag. Apr. 14. Building Committee, advised by Prof. Seith, mark out the site for Science Hall. Apr. 15, Society Joint Meetings in memory of Prof. -Tones. Beethoven Quartette sings at Antigo. Prof. Heard says that they make hash of the Bill of Fare but are heartily encored. 25 Apr. 18. Jefferson arises at 1:00 A. M. to ,escort Miss - to the train :-He is taken home by a large but unap- preciative delegation of students. Mrs. M. A. P. Stansbury engaged to teach Prof. Jones' classes. ' Somebody borrows the bell clapper. YXYWA gg:-1 U Q Q p Apr. 19. Thirteen alarm clocks go off . atdifferent hours of the night in the Cas- 7 f l 0 1 son-Waldo-Mower apartments. Q , Apr. 20. The meaning of the oiiicial announcement that G. B. R. is appointed captain of the G. B. R., is not ,generally understood until George Bosco Kull is seen tak- ing his girls' brigade of kindergartners out for an airing. Apr. 21. Miss Myra Lawrean Mclnnis QT ' shuH?les on this mortal coil. i f 727 -Qs A 1:4 Apr. 22. R. Wescott, Ladwig,jol1if'Ee and Weisse enlist. RQR-R.O1'vv Q . Dr. Plantzsummons Luetgert into No. 6 ' 1 and slyly searches his pockets for the f-Q97 bell clapper. fl April 23. H Great war demonstration by students. Miss Wilson walks without a cane. I 26 -I '1- 1 , JSI -ff: 5'i '- 'i3157f 1 .'41 7' -1 'sin Iv.,f.':Q'2Zfg5Lf7Zf2Q'Q ' I I I -15' ., 'T-il . 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War whistles wake D the town, but Haefner doesn't enlist. Light-Fj'2nL 'C Infantry, including six students start for the Qin, front. Cadet battalion and G. A. R. veterans 5322 ff ' escort them to the depot. if Apr. 29. Mrs. T. E. Millis and Mrs. D. P. Nicholson entertain Faculty, IUNIORS and Seniors. May 2. Capt. Fuller proves his ability as a srluelcher. May 3. Prof. Seith tells Prof. Treat that 'he has helped Miss Wilson catch a man. TYXWI' ERB' J May 5. Prof. of Vocal Music escaped from a locked room byjumping out of the window. May 6. junior Cap Demonstration. Bon fire onthe point. Crystal Stair dives off a, stone Wall-midnight lunch. May 7. Delsarte exhibition at Armory. Freshmen declare war by stealing two junior caps, which are soon recovered. 27 May 10. Choral Society concert. Nm in . ' Dr. Plantz gives a recitative in the Phil- osophy of Religion class. Miss Wilson given a kodak. Freshmen make general raid on caps with fa iq' .-2 ..fi -Lk A . great success. P I May 11. Juniors retaliate by taking Freshmen hats, caps, coats, etc., with greater success. May 12. Exciting day in Junior-Freshmen war. Capt. Fuller leaves for the front. Searls is left sans culloie. May 16. disgorgef' May 19 May 24. May 30 May 31 Dr. Plantz orders Juniors and Freshmen to Junior caps attain their proper eminence. Miss Wilson sails for England. ' Class of '99 hold a frog picnic. Class of '99 break ground for Science Hall with the Senior spade. june 11. Class of '99 entertained by Miss Wagg. Clio breaks her fountain pen. 28 - ..-. 5 Q.: Q X x X Q' 551:5 1 ... 1,::::,:Q1:-, ,.-- 5 ,I . v' - 25: A 'Sw -1 - xx a y 1:21:25-s,..,5 v A f Q ,,2' ,pf-'ff' -we Sm 5 qi Q x GX 4 xx X a X X 2 X .X X X va 'ga 'v x N' X YQ N X J Y X K V xx N xxx x x -Q iifilresmx 5 . , MG, ,.,, , YR X 1 ig - 'S , S32-X' K Q.. Y , X 8 .fm -.: .m-V 1-wa-rw QSIPM X1-.xx-15? 3.-,A..x.k,X. . . -x mf.,-. -Q -Q.:.Qrq2.4wx ' ' iq? ,. ,N '- ' 'K Q x..A.,, X ., 'I .Q vw' se. X .1 , --mfs- :mga-, - Q-.W ,,-qw?-'1,.-. .- M... Q41 s?i25z'x if N if .iw Nlizfzgfiwx. . -:'-:-mix:ffm-s-1:1 wzfggi 31' ,::. , . , ,, :W-.,,. QNX -.1:,-,gi 1,-.11 VZ. K K R3 1,1576--5. V in -:::' ,:' Q? v .. S-Y . ' . 1+.r-'u-,-.-.v.-,.- 'f-'- 4' '-:-H-xwwef gg , .-ff: 7412- 0' ,2 A XX P 45 any ix 5 N N' X, ' rx iw hw 'Q wg I 452 , 9 til X , S 1 'Vg y X W X gli? fue af AA Q , : Q MN N A x ik ,ff W x W 1 , f ' '. ' 531 ' 7 , ds .Q Q My ,Q W s fx gf Sz xv U 3, ,W lf 1 r if 32235 . Xa .-'-rw.. .L ,- , H Q Z X Kris. ww f f W5 f ,. . . A-4 -My 1 MOWER. DREYS. BALL. ' voss. WETER. fi N vt ' -L .s . , HUGHS, SILVERTHORN. ff-f ::E:s5s?252 ' if-xef cm- 'Wu' 5 , . - ,. , Maia: f. -1- - ,.: , Ex BALL. MOWER. SILVERTHQRN WETERv Senior Class. So stately and so digniied they looked in cap and gown. Myrtle A. Ball, '92, Ano. Cl.g Lawreang Gr. Prize, '96, sub-Freshman, Sophomore and junior Exhibitions. There's nothing ill can dwell in such a temple. Cleon D. Collar, ,QI g Sc.g Phoenix 5 B. Ball Team. The Mirror of all Courtesiesf' Otto Lawrence Dreys, 'QSQ Ano. Cl., Philalg Pres, Athletic Association, Mgr. Co-op.g Treas. Philal, Athena, First place Local Oratorical, '98g Sergeant Major ,Q7. Every man has his fault and honesty is his. ' Anna Josephine Gowan, '94g M. Cl., Athena, Soph. Ex., junior third ho-nor, Tutor in Englishg Class Prophetess. Her gentleness is equaled only by her strength. Win. Hecker, 'QI 5 Sc., Philalg Foot Ball Team ,93, '94, '95, '96, 797. CCapt.j Class Treas. Wit11 thee at the game, Goliath Wouldn't be in it. Hugh I. Hughes, 792g Sc., Philalg University Prize '97g Editor Lawrentiang Tutor in Zoology, Class Poet. For his own breakfast he'd project a scheme nor take his tea without a stratagemf' za Walter Alvin Ladwig, '93, A. Cl., 1stLieut. Co. B, Mgr. Base Ball, ,953 enlisted U. S. A. You will relish him more in the soldier than in the scholar. Arthur Constant Lunn, '95, M. Cl., Philal., first Lewis Prize, '96, second Lewis Prize, '97 3 Smith Prize, '97, Soph. first honor, '97, Tutor in Chemistry, '97 , Pian- ist Choral Union, Accompanist,PJeethoven Quartette, Class Musician. A book in breeches. john Allen Montgomery, '94, Sc., Philal., second Uni- versity prize, ,975 Junior second honor, Soph. Ex., Freshman Debate Cwonj, Tutor in Chemistry, Ch. Class day Com. He reads much, he is a great ob- server and he looks quite thro' the deeds of things. Wesley Mayhew Mott, '93, Sc., Philal, Hicks Prize, '96, Lawrentian staff , Holder of Wooden Spoo-n, Ch. of Commencement Com. Men of few words are the best men. ' Margaret West Mower, '92, M. Cl., Lawrean, first President's Prize, '96, second President's Prize, '97, sub-Freshman first honor, Soph. and Junior Exhibi- tions, Lawrentian staff, Pres. Lawrentian Ass'n, Vice-Pres. State Oratorical Ass'n. She's pretty to walk With, Witty to talk with - And pleasant, too, to think on. George Lee Reynolds, entered class, May '98 fsee Junior pagej. Caroline Sarah Silverthorn, '91, M. Cl., Lawrean, Sec. Class. She has a complexion such as poets rave over. so X 1 , 31,1 Txkfiii Ria Lx: Q -zmwix A if X wb N:-QWWQPQQS1. X b:E53fRZ:Q25f'y- 2-Q QPQN- wk wx 4 Si g. A -.. ,wr-Q 11 x-R 91522. 59. affgwg :R .::,q.1v:,,:,,:... uazszzss N ,. , :,:s-Qqelsgly ,,,,x,.f ..Z?.9F1Eu: - 9 56231 1. ,QW . 5922! ww, N YS. , NM 145 fgfq.-.fn-, Un 4,.zas3g.:.: T555-z.:.':'2,. :5?:'j '- +.., f ..-.1 - 24: ' -5 f' .b,.:f QQ :f? f'33'ff.f.. , iii -0 x '. 3 ,, Md' an - K,:: . LADWIG. Mon, LUNN. GOWAN. COLLAR. HECKER REYNQLDS, MONTGOMERY. X Winifred Weter, ,955 M. Cl.g Athenag first Lewis Prize, ,955 Junior list honorg Freshman Debaterg Sec. Ora- torical Ass'r1g Class Pres. So didst thou travel on life's common' way, In cheerful godliness, and yet thy heart The lowliest duties on itself did lay. Lewis Charles Voss, 793g Ano. Cl.g Pliilalg Lawrentiarl staff 5 third place Local Oratoricalg Ch. Corner-stone Com. g late holder of the Spadeg Class Orator. His bark is worse than his bite. Music Students. - Ethel Howard, ,Q7g Lawrean. 'Tm sure care is an enemy to life. Clara Miller, '95g Athena. If music be the soul of love, play on. 31 Junior Class. T hey stand above the common multitude Like oaks midst pumpkin vines. Clarence Ireson Andrevvs, ,Q3j A. Cl., Philal.g Busi- ness Board Ariel. A great head for ducatsf' Warren Benedict Bullock, ,953 M. Cl., Phoenixg Law- rentian staff, ,Q7g Manager Poot Ball Team, ,975 Business Board Ariel, Sergeant Major Battalion. Some tell, some hear, some judge of news, some make it. ' VVillia1n Loring Bullock, '93g M. Cl., Philal.g Board of. Managers, Athletic Association g Pres. Portage Co. Teachers' Association, ,94, ,955 Business Board Ariel. Wise to resolve and patient to perform. Florence Helen Boyd, ,943 M. Cl.g Lawreang Sub- Freshrnan Ex.g Sophomore Ex.g junior seco-nd hon- ors, Ariel staff, Treas. junior Class. Her best com-- panions, innocence and health. Robert Edgar Boyd, '93, Sc., Phoenixg Tennis Cham- piong High Hurdle Record, shares High jump Rec- ord, Sec. Athletic Association, Adjutant, ,95, '96, 2nd Lieut. Co. Aj Foot Ball Team. I shall yet see thee,. pale with love. Richard Evans, ,QSQ A. Cl., Phoenixg Sub-Freshman Ex., junior Ex., Editor-in-Chief Lawrentiang Bee-V thoven Quartetteg Adjutant Battaliong Pres. Local 32 Oratorical Associationg Pres. Choral Uniong Pres. Y. M. C. A.g Ariel staffg Co-Swiper Senior Spadeg Pres. junior Class. A merrier man Within the limits of becoming mirth, I never spent an hour's talk withal. Margaret Howarth, 7955 M. Cl.g Lawreang Ariel staff. N ot as all other women are. Maye Linda Knoxfozg Sc.g Lawreang Sub-Freshman Ex.g Sophomore EX.g junior Ex.g Sec. Junior Class. N eat, not gaudy. Harland Chester Logan, 'gzg A. Cl.g Phoenixg second place Local Oratorical, ,975 Pres. Y. M, C. A.g Law- rentian staff 5 Pres. Local Oratorical Association. To have a thin stipend, and an everlasting parish, Lord, .what a torment 'tis ! Mildred Isabel McNeal, '95g A. C1.g Lawreang Sopho- more Ex.g junior Ex.g Poetess, junior Class. She hath a mint of phrases in her brain. Caroline Rice Mower, ,QZQ M. Cl. 5 Lawreang Ariel staff. Her heart is true as steel. 'Thomas R. Moyle, ,945 Sc.g Philalg Sub-Freshman EX.g Sec. Athletic Associationg Sec. Matrimonial Bureaug Ariel staff. Although he has much wit, He is very shy of using it. 'David Newberry, '95g A. Cl.g Philal.g Ist Lieut. Co. A 5 Pres. Shakespeare Club. Pie on thee-'twas with another maid I saw thee formerlyg The moon is not more changeable. I 33 W. A. Peterson, '97, A. Cl., Philal., Graduate Garrett Biblical Institute and University of Wisconsin Law School. Wait till you hear me from the pulpit, - there you cannot answer me. George Lee Reynolds, '95, M. Cl., Philal. , Hick's Prize, '97, President's Prize, '97, Smith Mathematics second prize, '97, second, Local Oratorical Prize, '97, Sophomore, second honor, Freshman Debate, Pres. Shakespeare Club, Pres. Philal-Athena, Pres. Co-op., '97, '98, Lawrentian staff ,Editor-in-Chief Ariel, Vice- Pres. Junior Class. My life-is one demned horrid- committee meeting. Crystal Stair, '95 5 Sc., Lawrean, Sophomore Ex. , Ariel staff. I would more natures were like thine- Soxqinnocently wild and free. Bertha Tibbets, ,935 Sc., Athena, Lawrentian staff, Treas. Y. W. C. A., Ariel staff. She doeth little kindnesses which most leave undone or despised. Janet Tibbets, '94, Sc., Athena, Sub-Freshman EX., Sophomore EX., junior Ex., Pres. Matrimonial Bureau, Ariel staff. Aye, sir, she hath a most de- cided will of her own. Angie May Vlfagg, ,933 Sc., Athena. In peace was never gentle lamb so mild. Nellie Jane Waldo, ,Q4, A. Cl., Lawrean, Sub-l?resh- man EX., junior EX., Pres. Y. W. C. A., Lawrentian staff, Lawrence Ladies' Quartette, Treas. Local Ora- torical Association, Art Editor, Ariel. Fu1 wel she sange the service devine, Entuned in here nose ful swetelyf' ' 34 CLASS OF ,99 .Q X . 2:- E Y X, R J T , Junior History. , .... j 5 , ,ZQ A '2 ' --.V 1 'j Q4-'A g:: g-153. Wifi? '--'1 ' , 4 1 E' ?'gQf 'Q?5i? F W zufmgggriif g Z' , i' L wfsgwl-f44f Amway? 51- W 1 ,, .... , K Y ,-,, . ,f 1, ,,f ,411 4,1 . ,af Li-. ,g-ff -A-,ff - - l, I gai ' 771 iff? , Z d11a555' m5:1?1ii2Z L: f P 42,a'fA2mQ'- l E' , IW i9 f:5,9?5E'bji 1'1:?H 'ifviaifi' I .-1' ' - ,?f,7y1 2' - . ::-91,4111-7n45.f:v:'54'7 ' ., , pm-9 515-14.-,125 Qfigzf-:F .121 Y' . . J 1' g -N-u:? ' XJJfs1? f'13, - . 1 J - 'I 1 -we-1-, ' ,fag rs: -fc 4' ,. I XX-ff: pez:- , . V 11' 'f . ww' . E' M121 A - ' 'dh -- . wwf X '21 3 f f ' -5? f ZE::4' ' S X Z Nl 6 in 4 X -.1 kQ 1 ' Ja g 5 f ' 1 f. ' 'Q 77 EIEFG rs. .., . rr4L'Dc JJ N,-vf.-, I-Nr . -J. fe hgcirg Junior History-Continued. fl-x ,Z f , .-!FVff. ' .- fi-':'? 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X XX ' X' , ' I ' 7'-- P , - - .- 4- f 'Q4 - I 4 gi- any , . - f :S 11 -Em - -Y 0 'gl ....- ......,.. 4 nisfsgfg ,T is-F-L . ,,.. .-. ......,.... v..-.. .X... 2'.'1'.'f..-,,Q4' -- ww:-.,......, 995 60 Pbneore Qfeiglprfdfg, f Ulf- , Hi F ,if-. ff'- -I-,- fi,- Xx, f Q ww ,- QR fx! J W, 'Q 'WY XSVL ff1.xiX 1 5, dr' JJ I Q 6 Ll-QIOY TJ- NJ 'Ef,1'Coufb'A- Moo 993 Cala-The ' I Frank Wells, '97, M. Cl., Philal., graduate Milwau- kee Normal. Few sons attain the praise of their great sires. i 'Will Wescott, '93, Sc., Phoenix, Business Manager Lawrentian, Beethoven Quartette, Foot Ball Team, '94, '95, '97. O, 'tis excellent to have a giant's strength. p Kirby Bowen W'hite, '92, M. Cl., Phoenix, Junior third honor, Business Manager Foot Ball Team, '97, Treasf State Oratorical Association, Ch. Field Day Com., '97, '98, Literary ,Editor Ariel, Co-swiper Senior Spade. I am very fond of the company of ladies. Ralph Elisha White, '93, M. Cl., Phoenix, Ch. Hand- book Com., '97, Business Manager, Ariel, Foot Ball Team, '94, 'Q5, '97, Capt. Track, '95, '96, '97, '98, Intercollegiate Field Day points, 42. ' just in judgment, true of his word, Constant in that he takes in hand. Irene Lucinda Whitman, '95, M. Cl., Lavvrean, Sopho- more third honor, Junior first honor, Sec. Paper As- sociation, Ariel staff. What man dare, I dare. Stephen R. Williams, '92, M. Cl., Philal., Sec. Local Oratorical Association, Sec. State OratoricalAssocia- tion, Sec. Philal-Athena, Ch. I-Iand-book Com., '98, I warrant him heart who-le QD 35 Ancient History. Truth crushed to earth will rise again. A Number of Prominent Old Students Have Consented to Write Each the Funniest Incident that Occurred in His College Life. We Print the Stories Unchanged. 353 Away back in the early fifties, Professor Jones was not so mature in his appearance as of late years. He was then Tutor and had the reputation of being well equipped in branches taught by him. He appeared to be hardly twenty-one years old, slender, erect and light complexion, with a soft, downy tuft of beard under his chin. I-Ie wore a tall, white beaver hat, with the fur full length, a very fine one. It was the only one worn in Appleton at the time. There was a stout, short, heavy Squaw, of about fifty summers, who often appearediin town and the students, raising the necessary funds by contribution, bought her a hat exactly like the Tutor's and presented it to her on conditionthat she wear it when- ever she came to town. She did so and she and the Tutor, the tall and the short, the stout and the thin, were the best known couple in the city, much to the amusement of the boys and with no apparent incon- venience to the Tutor. NORMAN BUCK, 36 Class of 1859. ,,,..,. -, , W, , -,Viv H 1 ' 1 ' il ' L ORMSBY HALL. UNDERWOOD OBSERVATORY. CAMPUS FROM THE RIVER. UNIVERSITY HALL STEPHENSON SCIENCE HALL. We were a sober, quiet, industrious and obedient set of students in my day. Nothing funny could happen, but by mistake. It is true that Dr. Steele would oc- casionally perpetrate a joke in Chapel that would make even the candidates for the ministry relax a little, but we immediately returned to the serious affairs oi life. I recall, however, one unpremeditated and spontaneous break in our devotion to only the true and the good in my Hrst term of school. William Henry Harrison QHymn Book-ECU Hime- baugh wasa Senior of the Class of 1866. In those days the seniors orations Were not bunched as now, but once or twice a Week, after the four o'clock Chapel serv- ice, We were kept and compelled to attempt to grasp the intricacies and evolutions of a single senior's brain product. It was I-Iimebaugh's inning He was carrying three or four five-hour studies and, as I re- member it, was also conducting an eager and thorough search for a lite partner. The result Was, his oration and his memory of it parted company. I-Ie started and stopped, backed up, blushed, grinned and started again. But before he was half through he found it was no use, he gave it up. But as he Went from the platform he turned to Dr. Steele and said, Mr. President, I am re- minded, as I take my seat, of those touching lines of the poet: 'Man is a vapor, full of woes, He cuts a caper and down he goes. Then the Preps laughed and the college students snickered, and the Seniors smiled, and tradition has it that his oration was 'fpassedn on its poem. il! JOHN FAVILLE, '71, 37 Away back in the latter sixties, there was a young fellow in attendance at Lawrence, who, for diplo- matic reasons, may be classed with the numerous and respectable family of Smith. He was in the third year of his course when he formed the resolution that no peut up Utica, as it were, should longer confine his powers, but rather that they should thenceforth be ex- erted in the great field of small journalism. He loved the University, however, and he was loth to part company with it, for its own sake, until the fulness of time should so order, lest its future reputation might lack some luster by the want of his name on its list of graduates. But his stronger passion prevailed. Ac- cordingly, he thought it no more than fair to serve notice on the powers that be of his intention to quit, chief among whom was the always beloved president, Dr. Steele,whomhe addressed. The young fellow fancied that this announcement would prove to- the worthy doctor a veritable bolt from the blue! Greatly to his surprise, however, the Doctor's countenance exhibited no- evi- dence of unusual consternation. In fact, a suspicious and ominous calm was spread all over it. Pondering briefly the young fellow's statement, the president, who was never in favor of a person doing anything by halves, said, in his inimitable Way: We'll, Smith, yo-u are a tolerably good student, but my opinion is you'll make a mighty poor editor! Out of a natural regard for Smith, the historian prefers to leave the readers in doubt as to whether subsequent developments have proven the Doctor a true or false prophet. ' A SIXTY-NINER. 38 On one Friday evening a debate occurred in the Philalathean Society. I cannot give you the wording of the question discussed, but it involved the magnitude of crimes that were being committed continually. A young man, who shall be nameless, was somewhat given to the 'fi-lend, and on this occasion he especially pre- pared himself in that direction. He stood in the centre of the room addressing the chair. On a side seat, just to the left, was a young man, who was studying for the ministry, and as the orator proceeded, he sat with his ears and mouth wide open, drinking it all in. The fol- lowing was the orator's climax. Were the heavens one great scroll, and were the ocean one great bottle of ink, and were the earth one great heap of pens, and were my wrist hung on a steel hinge and run by electricity, it would take me ages to record the amount and enormity of crime that has been perpetrated in this world. The merry eyes of the future minister twinkled as he responded at the end of the climax, Gosh, Of course there was a general roar, during which the orator not only collapsed, but withdrew from the room, but he afterward rallied sufficiently to enlist in the army, and died in his country's service. ELIHU COLMAN, '65 . 39 Brooks was a leading light in the Philalathean So- ciety and a zealous worker for its success. In those days it was thot cruel to shut any man out of either Phoenix or Philalathean, if the candidate desired ear- nestly to join. It was with considerable consternation then that Brooks learned that a rather farmerous fellow- townsman of his was to enter Lawrence the following autumn. The lad had few graces, either of mind or body. Brooks was sure the new man would wish to be -connected with himself and didn't see how to prevent the looked for application to join Philal. I-Iowever, a happy thot saved him. He worked I-Iaysley for Phoenix. Told the Phoenicians how smart he was and .called off his own forces. The ruse was a success, and I-Iaysley was the only disappointed man in the lot. I-Iow- ever, he bided his time for revenge. A few weeks later Philal.had a special program, I-Iaysley visited the gentle- men across the hall and was called upon to speak. I-Ie ap- peared flattered, and after smilingly repeating the formula of So much said and so well said, asked permission to refer to a debt of gratitude he owed that organization. Through your kindness I have achieved greater dis- tinction than I ever expected to attain Qsilencej. I have become thefoo-I of Phoenix Claughter and great applausej. In Philal. I should have been only a fool among fools. And to this day we Philalatheans don't appreciate the joke. B. 40 April's Fool Day has had many surprises, but none greater than that of April Ist, 1878. That year March Went out like a lion and only the dauntless masculine soul dared brave the cutting blast. Wliat a delightful opportunity for the feminine members of the president's household to glide into the spare closet and secure the Sunday garments of the son of the house, who was a graveyet brilliant senior. How the needles flew and pockets and sleeves and trouser legs were soon as securely fastened as thread, and waxed at that, could rnake them. Then to the closet hook Were they returned and O! what fun it Was! Sunday morning dawned, the breakfast bell does not ring at it's usual timeg later and later grows the hourg at length the faint tinkle is heard and all rush to the break- fast room to be confronted with What? An irate presi- dent, who has been spending the precious Sabbath hours, scissors in hand, ripping-ripping-ripping-in order that he may attend church suitably attired. ' The son of the house is choking with laughter and four young ladies, scarlet with mortification, have lost their appetite for breakfast. The church bells ring 5 the congregation gathersg the collection-box is comingg the president attempts to plunge his hand into his pocketg it does not enterg the stitches will not yield 3 the pockets will not render up their treasure. The reproachful glance of the president falls upon the foolish virgins and for once they do not giggle. EDITH SMITH Davis, '7 9. 41 jim Bonham was the funniest incident to occur dur- ing my college days at Lawrence. In truth, he occurred every day for six years,and to me and a host of others,was a never failing tonic. On rare occasions, when duty de- manded it, he occurred in particular. Unfortunately, he was easily led. Bob Joyce, Dave VValker and Bonham came under the nefarious iniiuence of such men as johnny Mead, Elton Spicer, Jesse Dean and Ralph Irish. They fell rapidly from grace, and were soon in- veigled by these men, into assisting them in a college joke. Naturally the notorious Mead was ringleader. It was the ides of june, '87. The night was dark as black ink. The ocgasion was the president's reception to the members of the faculty, the senior class and their friends, in the old chapel. Electric lights had just been placed in the building, to the great delight of all, except Profes- sor Iones and Miss Smith, who were very skeptical about their superiority over the Roman candle. B There was a sound of revelry by night, the glee club was singing let every good fellow now fill up his glass, when suddenly an unbroken gloom settled upon the gathering. Seniors scurried all over Lawsburg- hunting for lamps, but the spell was broken and the fes- tivities were brought to a half tone finish. Little did President Raymond think that Mead and Spicer were perched in trees, near the river, holding a gas pipe across the strand of electric wires, which supplied the college building. The reason whylthe ultra' temperance men, Bonham, Joyce and Vlfalker, joined in the affair, develo-ped later, when it was learned that the lights in all the saloons in town were extinguished at th2e same time. 4 A -., Ai- .g..,.1, 7 W- -.- f...-.,,A J DA A 1,3-I Q Q - A ,' ' 'Q,f1'f W ' , -- ., 3 X 'E 1 , V f-...-gg-,Vwqfvvvfiz-z,25:,,7 5 , f . Q., ,. 1 ' 'g'-N-tg., J'-:Q-n.'fi.5:gL QA -r A ' '. - '- 1 1 , 1: Q.,,w,.: 1.25-',::j5, f-qwf-,, , 1 1 K 8' -.ng - -V 4,4 M' ,Wififfr .-nie'-:pw ' 5 ' -. ' 5 ',,,,isb:,' -f ,m gy - M L' : 45241 V - u.'Q-M42w.1-.i.-giffzhgA .' V J ? - 'af--.:.:.1:Jam -iiffx W.. f I JWQEFL 4? xf:r:.:7-. 'Sf Q K '2 . K X .-1.':-372.352 Q-', ', , Z ' ,Wg ', 5: -I 43525,-'1i,, Qi W A ' 7, ' f-13-32132 31-vi.,: f':.-I--5-:Eq,:-,'-55214,-, 1 -' - V 1:1 ,Qu ' , ' . 1 1 2- A- ia My - '- f' , , V -W ,-1 f Y Y! 'V Si. 4.- - DOWN RIVER. CLIFTON ROAD. TO TELULAH. s X, i ' r f The Appleton Post offered S50 reward for the detec- tion of the guilty parties. As I arn in need of the reward, I will turn states evidence and implicate Mead, Spicer, Irish and Dean. V Very confessedly yours, JAMES RAE ARNEILL, '90, Mr. Blank Seventy Blankly, had the most religiosity of any youth that ever graced the halls of Lawrence. No form was too exacting, no rule was too severe' for his pains-taking observance. Our Puritan' forefathers would have considered him a saint, but contemporary young America felt that perhaps some of the subtilties of his creed were .perhaps too finely spun. Consequently, when it became known that Blankly had refused the gift of a dressing gown, because he learned that its finishing stitches had been taken at 12:05 o'clock, Saturday night, the boys decided that, since vir- tue thrives on persecution, it was their duty to stimulate such rare zeal for the letter of the law. A popular Senior asked Brother Blankly to an informal feast on the river bank. The Freshman was fiattered, accepted the invitation, found the company congenial and ate heartily of everything offered hirn. Stories were next in order and when mine host's turn came, he described graphically how the apples, which they had just eaten, had been Whookedu from Iohnson's orchard. Blankly sat as if petrified. Then, with horror on every feature, rose hastily and started up town. A half hour later he was 43 seen, pale but serene, with a wet cloth around his head. He had taken a large dose of -1- and no trace of stolen fruits disturbed either his conscience or his stomach. Go back with me to those good old days of Lawrence, when Roney held the keys, and Allen and Elwood moved and wrought as spirits of mischief! It is Sunday evening. The boys are returning from church. They are passing University Hall, when one of them makes an important discovery and whispers, There's a couple spooning on the East steps. Only looks are exchanged, but the duty is plain. They steal. back, enter the building, and climb the stairs. Yes, there the spooners sit, oblivious of the impend- ing danger. They have been attracted there by the dark- ness and obscurity of the place. Who ever they may be, they are evidently close friends and far removed from the thought that the more rapturous their felicity, the more they arouse the jealousy of heartless Misfortune and the more forcible the expression of their sentiment, the more determined is cruel Fate to dampen their ardor. Witliin is the excitement of preparation. Softly the window rises, as by spirits, above the busy lovers, and up the dark hall from Prof. Nicholson's laboratory, stalks in the darkness a ghost-like form with a pail. At the open window the conspirators meet. Over the casement' leans a form-and a pail. He casts a glance below him. Are there two persons on the steps or only one? He- looks but for a moment. A movement! A glimmer in the dark! A splash! Swift as the bolt of Jove the dark 44 V mass descends. Spasms of many deaths seize the con- spirators, and convulsively they hold to the casement. Yes, there are two. They live, they move! He rises suddenly and abruptly about ten feet from where he sat. She, Delsarte-like, rises slowly and deliberately, accord- ing to that system. They pause but for a moment and cast a glance backward. Then, like old Neptune rising from the sea, they shake their dewy locks and with rapid strides, disappear in the darkness. The stars shine on and the hours of the night speed by. ' Morning dawns in the rosy East and the light of day creeps down the east walk to the steps, to find only the 'remains of a tragedy-a few crawfish or mud puppies, or a bruised water snake with a puzzled look in its eyes, vacantly creeping here and there, looking in vain for the water that was spilt. ' A. HATLESTED, '97. 45 l loo yd. 220 yd 440 yd 880 yd Lawrence , Records. Dash, W. Merrill .... Dash, W. I. Merrill .... Dash, Benj. Babcock. . . Run, Karl Stansbury ..... M1le Run, R. Voss .............. 120 yd. Hurdle, R. E. Boyd ......... Running High Jump, R.. L. Grant. . Running Broad jump, R. L. Grant ....... Pole Vault, R. E. VVhite .......... 16 lb. Shot, Wm. Wescott ..... ' I6 lb. Hammer, Wm. Iolliffe.. . . . Ralph Bennett. Robt. E. Boyd. Chas. Frambach. Robt. L. Grant. Wm. Hecker. Ralph E. Vlfhite. Wearers of the L. 46 . ..- .- ..- ... 94-5 ...23 I-5' .......53 ....2min.8 .4 min. 48 ...182-5 -V5 .21 -9 .IOI Frank Hubbard. Wm. Holstein. Arthur Iolliffe. Karl Stansbury. Ralph Voss. Will Wescott. ft. 3 ft. 5 ft. 8 . 34 ft. 8 ft. 9 sec sec sec sec sec sec in in in in in CANDIDATES FOR TRACK TEAM ,98 Composites. Who Are You? The Ormsby Hall Girl: Simple, unconventional, unsel- iish, modest, self reliant, go-od natured, marvelous in expedients, With a strong sense ot humor, a good stock of college spirit, and very firm principles, she is a young woman. Athletic Crank: Reads athletics, talks athletics,- studies athletics Conlyj , conceited, uncouth, dull, anxious for praise, easily discouraged, not too honest. The,True Athlete: Courageous, morally and physically, modest, persevering, doing his duty, unmindful of praise or blame, unselfish, devoted to Lawrence, and of unimpeachable honor. ' The Kid: Conceited, hot headed, simple and easily led, he nevertheless fancies himself foxy and uncontrol- able. Loud in his talk and his clothes, he considers manliness and fastness synonymous, and has more regard to college success than college honor. It all depends on the strength of his moral principles, Whether he will straighten out or go to the devil. The Grind: He is thorough, systematic, persevering, thoughtful, serious, conceited. He regards girls as a good means to culture and good manners and so goes with them from a sense of duty. Critical, un- relined and unsympathetic, more respected than loved, he is alone in his mental superiority. 47 The Typical Student: An earnest, hard-working student, generous, good principled, and thoughtful. He is re- ligious, but inclined to be narrow, hot headed, es- pecially when the college honor is concerned, but not always with the best idea of what that college honor consists ing a friend of the girls, but never spoonyg interested in, but not devoted to athletics, with not over-much culture, but a true gentleman, an am- bitious, brave, sincere boy-this is our typical male student. The Bigot: Morbid, pessimistic, unsympathetic, intol- T erant, devoted to his ideals, but governed by his prejf udices, he is self sacrificing, but lacking in common sense. He wishes to raise the world, but does not ap- preciate the fact that to do so he must himself be on a high plane and therefore neglects his college Work in order to. attend, every prayer meeting or church service announced. e Do Nothing Girls: Either on a whirl-wind of merry making or a rain-storm of hornesickness, frivolous, thoughtless, good natured, without any sense of the value of time, their specialty making and making away with fudges, and in this they are unsurpassed. The Swell: Too lazy to get his composition lesson or any 1 otherifor that matter, so he borrows the girls exer- cises and .copies those 5 too, lazy even to pick up his feet, so he 'fdrawlsv in his walkg he isdishonorable, extravagant, a sneak, a coward, and a hypocrite, and has a polish like Boston Shoe Blacking, 'shinyjbut all onlthe outside., His, principle business, except bluff- inggcheating, and shininghupo-n the little girls, is to 48 THE ACADEMY be an animated dummy for the latest fashions, he has no idea of anything higher or nobler in life than a four-inch collar. The Popular Student: Genuine, courageous, manly, sympathetic, enthusiastic, sensible, self sufficient, he never thinks of himself nor his popularity. Because of his high Worth he is desired as a member of every college organization and as a rule is so overburdened by outside work that his studies suffer. He is liked by everybody, except the jealous people, who call him politic, conceited and a hypocrite. Sometimes his en- thusiasm does carry him too far. , 4.1 - ll , 1 w A W n n l 4 If ' w D slit -ilillhnll eol sl ,Qi - I' i, I Y ' Y-I 'I Mg'-515 . ' 5 'A T551-f, . ' X ' ' J I YV V , , 3 .- ,Q-. 'ML' L A av ,fn W, ,N - 1 With malice toward none and charity for all, we laugh and let laugh. I The Curious Sophomores. A shallow brain behind a serious mask, An oracle within an empty caskf' Swarms of lean seekers, eager-eyed, With strings of -questions cut and dried For the wise spirits to decide. As for i example: Ida and Mary would have them tell Does dancing sentence folks to hell? ' Lucy, who cannot but look swell, Asks, Is it a sin to be a belle? And other questions fall like rain! Is Bob Nina's or Hexie's swain? Will the boys come back from the War Is Guy's love for ,Mabel on the wane? ' Is Adeline's cramming all in vain? Has Brown hot water on the brain? Why does Harriet thus raise Cain? Did the Spaniards blow up the Maine? so with Spain? E '. , . .,.,, . . W ,. ..... . 7 x CLASSES OF foo AND 101. A' 4 And Bennet asks and asks again, 'In I-Ieaven, is there a Lovers' Lane? Is Johnson a crank in Photography? Is Iean's weight only one hundred and three? With whom can Grace Darling ever agree? Is Andrew's hair parted just to a T? If Jessie weren't she, who would she be? Could any- one warble like Beatrice C.? What would become oi Eugenie V. If we couldn't cram in exam.? Each of the miscellaneous rout Brought his, or her, own little doubt And wished to pump the spirit out Through his or her own private spout Into his or her decanterf' Freshmen. Fools are our theme, let satire be our song A is for Addie, The clever Miss Schneider. No mental gift Has nature denied her. B is for Baldwin, Bennett and Bright. Each one in his way Is a clear, shining light. C is for Coleman, Whose lessons are hazy. Pourquoi? You ask me. Why he is Plum crazy. D is for Dolly, VVhom we all love. She has hair like Z1 mermaid, And eyes like a dove. 51 E is for Elsie. If to war he should hie, Poor Kull she'd desert And to Arms she would Hy. F is for Filbey, In learning ganz supra. On his broad, noble brow Is impressed Ne Plus Ultra. G is for George, So wedded to books. He causes Miss 'Smith' To sit on pinlhooks. I-I is for Hexie, Fuller by name. I-Ier beauty and pertness I-Iave won her much fame. I is for Indolence, Otherwise Claude. I-Ie looks energetic, But it's only a fraud. I is for Jimmie, A modern Apollo. With a liking for foot ball He beats them all hollow. K is for Karl, Whose countenance ruddy. Is Blanched to pure white. By overmuch study. L is for Lean, Wllo by Wescott was seen, Asleep by his bed Ere his prayers had been said 52 7 -,ty x-X. DRESS PARTY FANCIES. FRESHMAN DIGGING. MYRA LAWREAN M'INNIS. SENIOR DIGNITY CAUGHT. . M is for Margaret, Truly a pearl., The students all call her A gem of a girl. N is for Nash, Our Angelic Alice. Even Ormsby Hall hash Provokes not her malice. O is for Oliver, Disposition Mosaic. The style of his hair, too Is almost archaic. P is for Pride, Easy and elegant. With his little tin sword He is right in his element. Q is for Queer, quaint and curious, Of his jokes he is never penurious. You know him by fame- , Shall we tell you his name? We daren't, for Don would be furious. R is for Rex, A king of a beau, His eyes are just fetching, Ask the girls, they all know. S is for Sawyer, a bright handsome girl. Miss Mary Fitzgerald, of marrying fame, lrVore a number nine shoe and a most witching curl. Yet Andrews refused to give her his name T is for Thomas and Touton. Tliggh in avoirdupois They are pretty big boys, They are both mild as le mouton. U for Ubiquity, Forrest in French. His desire to enlighten No sduelcher can quench. V is for Voss, - By profession a printer. Though- not a fast man, He's swift as a sprinter. W is for VVoods, ' We have 'em to burn. Both here and forever They're eager to learn. X is Xtreme, Ladd's height without doubt. I-Ie's linked sweetness Long drawn out. Y is for Yarns, Which Arthur can tell. His gruesome snake tales Would transport you to-del Z for Zenobia, Stately and grand. Like rosy-checked Anna, Whose smile beats the band. 8z 'is and so forth, , Morton, Richardson, Pen- Gilly, Keys are the names Of the left over men. Misses Bilter and Mott Are apparently forgot. But in the literary line . We tell you they're just fine. 54 1 irium tremens Z 2 LOOKING FOR CHLICKIE'S GIRL TO PASS. FANCY DRESS PARTY. DETAINED AT HOME. A SCRAP. DAD. 7 5:30 a. m. 6:00 a. m. 6:50 a. m. 7:00 a. m. 7:10 a. m. 7:30 a. m. 7:45 a. m. 8:00 a. nr. 8:15 a. m. 8:45 a. rn. 8:50 a. m. 9:00 a. m. 9:05-9:30 a. 9:30-9:35 a. 9:35 a. m. 10:00 a. m. 10:30 a. m. II :00 a. m. II :30 a. m. 12:40 p. m. 1115 p. m. 2:00 p. m. 2:05 p. m. 3:00 p. ni. 3 :15 p. m. 3:30-5:00 p. 5100-5 I5 D- 3:35 p. rn. 3:40 p. ni. 3:45 p. rn. A Day in Spring. Prof. Seith appears and permits the sun to rise. Mrs. Dunn puts on the oat meal. Boys who board at the Hall arise. Breakfast at the Hall. Prof. Treat begins operations. Prof. Heard comes to breakfast. Ormsby Hall maidens receive the postman with open arms. Recitations begin. City students arrive for 8 0'cl0ck recitations. Chapel bell rings. - Chapel exercises begin. ' 40 studentsenter chapel between the singing and the praying. m. Capt. Fuller makes a speech CFD. rn. Seventeen committee meetings in the halls broken up by Dr. Plantz. Library opens-students scrap for Seminar books- and line up for daily papers. I Ira Lee gets up. Geo. Stansbury sent out of the Library. Thompson makes a raid on the Shintz pantry. Geo. Stansbury sent out of the Library. Dinner at the Hall. Y. M. C. A. prayer meeting. Library opens. Geo. Stansbnry sent out of the Library. River contingent disappears. Geo. Stansbury fined SI and banished. m. Drill. m. Capt. Fuller makes a speech to the battalion. L-nn takes a walk. Botany Class appear. Camera cranks press the button. 55 I 3:50 p Track team turns out, 4:00 p Tennis games begin. 4:30 p Bicycles in evidences. 5:00p Ormsby Hall goes to Pettibones. 6:00 p Supper at the Hall. 6:30 p River contingent re-appears. 7:00 p. Ormsby Hall goes to the Post Office. 7:05 p. The course of true love runs smooth. 8:00 p. Study hours begin ? ? ? 9:00 p Serenading parties let loose. 10:00 p. Ormsby Hall locked. 10:15 p. Ormsby Hall opens a moment for unknown reason 10:30 p Ariel editorial meeting adjourns. II :oo p. 11:3op All quiet along the Fox. Prof. Seith goes to a well-earned rest. A Midnight Meet. It was the witching hour of midnight, the soft lapping of the waves was the only sound that broke the wonted stillness of this unfrequented spot. The moonlight flooded the restless water with a phosphorescent glow and turned to gold the polished willow branches, casting wierd shadows upon a fantastic group, crouched over a. flickering blaze. This is the last match, in a ghastly whisper. And Echo answered tich or was it a frog? Closer, closer over the fast expiring flame, bend the silent figures 5 fainter and fainter grows the vital spark, till suddenly from the ashes, bursts, Phoenix-like tor Philal.- like, to be impartialj, a ruddy flame, illuminating the faces of the two and twenty. The ominous silence' is broken by nothing, which rises and proclaims in the rapt tone of one inspired. as The moon is riz-look at his Phiz! And Echo an- swers Fiz -zle. A hollow groan escapes each harassed spirit. But hark! A soft sound of music steals upon the tortured ear, swelling into a clear treble, 'Tm in love, Fm in love as you all can plainly see, and dying away in the distance. And thus the night wears apace, made hideous with chanted song and legendary tale. The lirelight dances on the radiant faces of the two and twenty. A suppressed excitement pervades the scene. The wind is hushed. The waves cease their restless murmur. The wavering moonlight upon the water becomes a growing band of gold. All eyes are fixed on a ruby point, which slowly descends the heavens to the northward, until ititips with a fiery cap the collegexiiag staff. The Gods have granted the prayer of the riglfiteous. A junior star casts a car- dinal glow upon the slumbering world. With one trium- phant shout twenty-two red caps are tossed into the air. Cn the erst-while stilly night falls the stirring cry: Beautiful, brilliant, talented, fine, This is the Class of 'Q9. And Echo answers '99. sv Miss Eddy's Golden Rules fExlracfs.j Vol. cxxx., chap. 139, semen 2344. Rule 79fWhen.sinners entice thee, consent thou not to go- down river when the dews of evening fall and theitreacher- ous moon beameth. - I A Rule 99-Hold ye not one another's hands. in the portico, for this is a baleful practice and men will cry unto' thee, Fie! f Fiel . ,' . Rule' 666-Descend not into the lower regions after night fall, ' 'seeking what ye may devour, for this thing is an abomina- V tion unto 'the-cook. - Rule 732-Woe unto her who rnaketha feast in secret and biddeth her neighbors saying: Let us eat, drink and be merry, for the lady of our house is gone to sleep. What profiteth it us to labor? , A Q , l For verily I say unto you in that hour when thou makest merry and thy risibles do run away with thee, she will come quickly and there shall be giggling and scurrying and scrambling of feet. And I say unto you that whatsoever thou hast hidden shall be revealed, even from the cake under the pillow, to tzhe olives in thy neighbor's mortar-board. Rule 891-Cast not aside thine outer garments when it is not yet spring. If the clouds be full oi rain and empty them- selves upon the earth, take unto you the whole paraphernalia, having on the mackintosh and your feet shod with rubbers. Above all take thy umbrella wherewith ye shall be able to shield thine own millinery from destruction and thy neigh- bor's as thine own. Rule 999-Enter ye in at the front door e're the key be turned in the lock and the windows be darkened, for the time may come when the casting of pebbles upon thy neighbor's Win- dow shall be of no effect and the young man shall have gone to his distant home and ye shall go as mourners about the street with nowhere to lay your heads. 58 if , ,E QR t 2 in I x sf...-P ,,p,..,, 1 'X 'MMG 1 , Ap! AT ORMSBY. Lucy. Airy, fairy, Lucy B., Fetching, fairy, Lucy B., When her witching smiles smite The victorious Riponite, And he begs for one caress, She coyly fingers a stray tress, Then away she flies, She'll not tell him if she'l1 let him- Cruel little Lucy B. , Lines on a Modern Fad. Break, break, break, E Whenever I breathe, Oh Gee! And you start when my tongue doth utter The thoughts that arise in me. , Oh, well for the farmer's girl That her waist is wide and free. But the links that I've lost from my metal belt, Will never come back to me. To Nellie --. O mayden with ye nut-browne swytche, Press onward, ne'er despair, For beautie, so ye sages saye, Draws with a single haire. 59 Has lt Come to This? Do you hear the Doctor moaning, Ever moaning, sad and low? He is prostrate because Bullock Did not bluff but chanced to know. Harry had a little dog, It's Heece was curled like Wool, But for fear of naughty girls and boys, Duke never came to school. Harry had another pet, Of whose taunts he bore the brunt, Wheneier he showed his face in school, Jeered the bad boys- Down in front! But friends must part, Tho' Duke remains, the mustache is no more For aye 'twill bide, with blue ribbon tied, In Harry's bureau drawer. An Incident in a Railway .Car. The passenger steamed around the bend, On board was Mrs. Mower, Wrapped up in a paper With the latest news of war. Karr-kau-ny! yelled the brakeman. Alas! She moved not. One mile beyond in a cinder heap, Our matron cast her lot. so The maid was sweet, the evening fineg The croquet lawn, green, inviting. The Freshman, he was verdant, too, And Hexie's smiles were smiting. The Freshman came to have a game, E're twilight had commenced. Pk Pk Dk 214 PF Pk Pk Pk lk The night before, with cord galore The grass plot had been fenced, Dk Pk Pk Pk Pk Pk ik Sk X Their neckties rose with eagerness, Their heart-strings rose with hope. She tripped along across the lawn, He tripped across the rope. Andrew B. I. Jackson Ladd, Spent all of the strength that he had, In bearing his name. Hence unknown to fame, He must ever remain, This Andrew B. J. Jackson Ladd. 61 Side-Talks with Boys. BY RUTH ASKMORE. Doc.-Yes, it is decidedly bad form to kiss a girl under 16, thirteen seconds after meeting her. At the end of the fourteenth, he may with comparative ease and propriety imprint a salute a half-inch above her left eyebrow. Crook.-An evening call should not exceed three hours and 75 minutes. Georgie Lee.-To carry a Kodak to a funeral, a church service or a Wedding, is not considered the best form. Donnie.-Yes, a revolver is the best preventive for fainting fits. Parson.-Before taking a snap shot of an embracing couple, a gilt edged announcement should be mailed at least one week in advance. Anxious Inquirer.-The seven Wonders of Lawrence are: Lunn's precocity, the Doctor's skull cap, Paul, Ladd's tennis playing, the contortions of Reynold's necktie, Mrs. Dunn's ice cream, the pugnacity of the Freshmen. X B. B.-When unsophisticated young ladies yield themselves to your fond embraces, you may, with perfect propriety, tell all the other girls. It gives them a good opinion of your own sweet sensibilities. K. B. W.-A flannel shirt with a dress coat is not strictly comme il faut. 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Hospital and Dispensary Clinical Instruction by the College Staff. 3. Fourteen General Clinics and Sixty 5ub:clinics each and every week of the session. I ' 4. During the year ending April ist, 1898, there were treated in the Hospital and Dispensary by our own staff, 29,864 cases. 5. Actual Laboratory Instruction in thoroughly equipped Laboratories. The buildings are all new, cominoflious, and fitted with everylhing which thirty-eight years of experience can suggest. Heated by steam, lighted by electricity, and modern in every particular. The hospital has 'twelve wards, 4-S private rooms, 6 operating rooms, G l'oyers. for convalescents. an Emergency Examining and Operating Room, Re- ception Room, Ofiice, etc.. all under the im mediate charge ol' the College staff. The new College Building has large, well-equipped Anatomical, Physiological, Pathological. Chemical, Microscopical, Biological and Baeteriologieal Laboratories, Cloak Rooni, Smoking Room, Ladies' Parlor and Toilclz Rooms. 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