Lawrence Junior High School - Junior Yearbook (Lawrence, KS)

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SPRING, 1951 PASTIMES John Wertzberger ,..., .....,......... . ...,.....,V,,...w..,,7w.v,.v, ' Tackling praetiee. Sandra Pendleton ,,,,. L ..,,,-,. Trying to find out what the wllhingi' is. Joyce Nehrbass .,....,... ...,,....,...,,.,A.... , . ,...,......,.,,... Talking to myself. John Feist ...,,..... L .,.,..... ......,.,..,,..,..,,.. S ticking pins into goldfish. Florence Samples Alan Nixon .......,. Looking up telephone numbers. L.. ,,..,.. Driving around Barker street atlnight. Sue Ann Haines ........ ...... T hinking of questions to ask Mr. Brown. Barbara Young ..,... .,....,i,..,...,.....r,.,....,lr. E ating! Can't you tell? Julie Jost ....,.,.,.... ....,,.........,.V.,.,.....,...,,.. T alking on the phone. Pete Haggart ,,,,,,,, -,,...,.,,,, D rinking a nice cool glass of Hadacol. Gerald Brune ..,.... Playing cowboys and Indians with my calf. Carolyn Oman ..,..... ...................,.,,V.....,. D oing Algebra homework. Gary Creamer ..,..... Jimmie DeWalt ...,.., Jim Cole .,... L ........, Carolyn Wilcox ....., Judy Allen ........s. John Heider ,....... Eddie Martin ,..... Obed Thompson .,... ...,.... L ..,.,.,...... ,,.,,.,..,,......,.......,...,,,.. S leeplng. Missing Mr. Riley's room. Eating. Looking over old 'gJuniors . Thinking of ? ? W-.- Girls! What else? ------- Sleeping. Fooling around. Vivian Henry .......... - ......,... .,,.....,.,..i...........,s. P laying a piano. Janice Holmquist Waving at DeWalt in History. If you could manage junior High School for a week, what improvements would you make? All inkwells filled with Coca Cola. fstraws includedj Have picture shows instead of classes. tSelected shorts and cartoons! Change the staff so that the students teach the teachers. Instead of desks overstuffed chairs. Have escalators instead of stairs. Snack bars in the halls for use in between classes. kno charge, of course! No homework and no tests. Swimming pools equipped with built in beaches. No fire drills while in Gym. T. V. sets in all classes. Junior High Country Club. Electric eyes to open doors and turn on drinking fountains Clocks that keep time. Persian rugs on the floors. School cafeteria. Terry: 'gl hear Eddie was kicked off the football teamfi Sara: How so?', Terry: HI'Ie was told to tackle the dummy and he tackled the coach. Miss Oberle: Nwhat was that you said? Il ain't going That's no way to talk. Listen, I am not going, you are not going. Get the idea?7' Gaylord Davis: Yes, I got it. They ain't nobody goin. Mr. Brown before explaining an Algebra problem-'aBefore I start I Want to say somethingf' -39-

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THE JUNIOR CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS FACULTY? Mr. Brown .........V.,.. ....,.....,,.,. ,A...AA,,,,,,,.47.., ,,., ,.,. , , , , , Band and Bugle Blower Miss Beach ......................,,,,...,...,A,,,............ .. ...........,.., .,.. ,.... , . .w,,w,..,.. D ramatics Mr. McClure ....,4,,,.7, ,V,..,....... , . .....,., Office Boy Mrs. Mansfield ,.,,,,,,7 ...,.,r,... .w... ' I lraffic Chairman Mr. Riley .........,,,,. ,,,,,,,, I' lome Living lCookingI Miss Black ......... Miss Cowles ,. Mr. Graber .,,,,,e Miss Engelson I Mr. Work ....,, Mr. Preston .ee.,. Miss Wismer ..,.. Miss Oberle .,,,ee,e Mr. Nelson .... Miss Henderson Mr. Duver ...,,, Mrs. Salvesen Science ,..,ie., , Shop School N urse -t Boys' Gym Teacher .. Principal ..,,e Metal Work Boys, Adviser .. English ,, ,,e,e Pcnrnanship ..., r r..e,,e,, .. ,,.,,..,.., Latin , e,,,, , ,,,e, Ninth Grade Chorus Miss Mast ,.,..,....... ,,,.,. H ome Living tSewingP Mrs. Pemberton ....... Miss Woodruff t,,.,,,. Mrs. McCollum e....,.. Miss McCleerv ..... - Librarian ...... . ..,. ....t.,e, , lanitor Building and Grounds Secretary Mrs. Decker t...t , e..... ,i,,.,,.,.,.,,.,......,,..,.....,..,....r,.... . .r Superintendent Mrs. Van Bebber ...A ,..,..,.e.e,,,,,,....,,., ,.., ,..,.,,..,,.. A . I ,llay Ground Instructor A FARM ROMANCE ALFALFA fell in love with Miss MUSH MELON and asked hcr to marry him. MUSH said that she would have to get POP CORN'S consent. But, POP said, Uno, ALE, you can't support her on your CELERY, so BEET ITF' ALF7S face got kind of RADISH and he hit CORN in the ear, and POP fell SQUASH into the BEAN and right away-SUCCO- TASH! You never saw such excitement. MUSH MELON ran into the MUSH- ROOM and fainted on the CUCUMBER hed. Water, water! yelled the WATERMELON, and the PUMPKIN ran to the pump. The CAULI- FLOWER called RHUBARB a RUBEN and the MILKWEED got tangled up in the eyes of the POTATO and couldnil see where the SAGE was dressing. The OATS said, '4Hey, Timothy whatis a matter with your RYE?,' and TIM said, 6'Bedad, I think it's sprung a LEEK.n The AL- FALFA whispered to MUSH MELON, ttlill get a horse from the HORSE- RADISH and a cab from the CABBAGE and we'll run away to the PABSNIPS and get marriedf, But MUSH said, No, no, ALF, we CANTELOUPEI POP won't LETTUCEI JOKES Miss Black: uHave you ever read 'To a Field Mousem? Polly Peppercorn: No, how do you get them to listen to you? Teacher: 4'Harry, what is the plural of man? Harry: Men.H Teacher: 'GAnd of child? Harry: Twins.'7 -33s.

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THE JUNIOR COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS Emmy Lou A,,,,,,,..,..,, Alvin ,4AA..A....... ,Lil Abner Daisy Mae King Aroo Yupyap .. ......... Mopsy ,,,,,77,,,,,,7,.,,..,7...7 Terry and the Pirates Joe Palooka .,,,.,,,.,, .. Hot-Shot Charlie Hankie and Timmy .... Brenda Starr ..,,,i.i.,,i Mutt ,.i,..i. Jeff ........, Nancy ,.,w. Sluggo .,...v,.,,,w7.. Allep Oop .,.,..,.i,.i, Winnie Winkle .....,w Daddy Warbucks ,w,.... Maggie ....,....,,.......,. J iggs .........,,...,..... Mary Ann Evans Clarke ,Jackman Charles Fisher 7 .... . Polly Peppcrcorn 7 .... .. Bob Endacott ., ,.,e. ,. ,..i,. .. Eddie Martin ,S Mary Jo Lowman Terry Marriott, Stuart Smith, Daryl Beene, Galen White S .ei,e.,ie... e........... Max Williams Maurice Smiley Terry and Joel Malolt Judy Allen Dick Laing Gary Van Nortwick . Martha Holmes ,,,, , Bob Dockery Gene Mullin A .r..,..,. Linda Daniel .. ......... , ..,...,,,.,.e. Mr. Riley Tudy', Youngberg Stephen Hill FUTURE OCCUPATION John Pierson .e,i.,,..,,i.t...,., Backstop for the New York Yankees fadmiresl nobodyg he will be the first. Bob Clahn ,.,,..........................,.. ..... ,...,....e. B a nk robber tadmiresl Jim Cole Michael McCall .,...,.......... Radio announcer fadrniresj Max Falkenstien Bob Allison ..,....,s Marilyn Soden Loafer Model fadmiresl no one Jayne Farley ,,,.,,..,.,. .,.,., T elevision star tadmiresj Howdy Doody Joanie Underwood ............. V,v......vi....,ie.,. S inger fadmiresll Bob Hope Phil Shoemaker ,,,,,,,,.l,i,,,,,,,, i.,,,,l, ,,,l J , Sawhones lhadmiresl no one Sharon Zimmerman Q91 .r.,,i ,,,. . Wrestler ladmiresl Gorgeous George George D. Smith .............. ..,, ..... . ......., . . .,,... ..,..... . . Hobo ladmiresl himself Terry Malott and Dick Laing . ,,,,. . Army or Navy tadmiresj Sad, Sack Anita Pontius .r..t, , ,,,.,.,... Weight lifter Ladmiresj her dear friend C. Atlas Lucy Remple ....... ,....,,..,...t,,,,...,,,l.e...,,. C owboy tadniiresl Will Rogers Ed Martin ,,,,,,.,,,,,,. ,, ,r,,.,,,t..r, ,r,,,,r.r,,.,., r Millionaire fadmiresil J.D.R.Jr. Darlene Trovillion ..,. Cheerleader if possible tadmiresj Phyllis Springer Dale Unfred ,,.., r. .....r,...... .......e........ , ,.r.r.,t,, W olf Qadmiresl The Malotls Gerald Behnke ..,., ,...,v..,...,. . - .,.. ,, . Undertaker fadmiresj Digger O'del Steve Hill .....e... .,,..,t.,... S leeping tadmiresj Jim Rose Carolyn Carter Bonnie Higgins ......r Mickey Bermudez Charles Malone Robert Johnson . Eating tadmiresj Julie Jost Housewife tadmiresj her mother Old maid ladmiresll Clara Another Einstein fadmiresl Einstein Pro Baseball player tadmiresj Money