Lawrence Junior High School - Junior Yearbook (Lawrence, KS)

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THE JUNIOR CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS FACULTY? Mr. Brown .........V.,.. ....,.....,,.,. ,A...AA,,,,,,,.47.., ,,., ,.,. , , , , , Band and Bugle Blower Miss Beach ......................,,,,...,...,A,,,............ .. ...........,.., .,.. ,.... , . .w,,w,..,.. D ramatics Mr. McClure ....,4,,,.7, ,V,..,....... , . .....,., Office Boy Mrs. Mansfield ,.,,,,,,7 ...,.,r,... .w... ' I lraffic Chairman Mr. Riley .........,,,,. ,,,,,,,, I' lome Living lCookingI Miss Black ......... Miss Cowles ,. Mr. Graber .,,,,,e Miss Engelson I Mr. Work ....,, Mr. Preston .ee.,. Miss Wismer ..,.. Miss Oberle .,,,ee,e Mr. Nelson .... Miss Henderson Mr. Duver ...,,, Mrs. Salvesen Science ,..,ie., , Shop School N urse -t Boys' Gym Teacher .. Principal ..,,e Metal Work Boys, Adviser .. English ,, ,,e,e Pcnrnanship ..., r r..e,,e,, .. ,,.,,..,.., Latin , e,,,, , ,,,e, Ninth Grade Chorus Miss Mast ,.,..,....... ,,,.,. H ome Living tSewingP Mrs. Pemberton ....... Miss Woodruff t,,.,,,. Mrs. McCollum e....,.. Miss McCleerv ..... - Librarian ...... . ..,. ....t.,e, , lanitor Building and Grounds Secretary Mrs. Decker t...t , e..... ,i,,.,,.,.,.,,.,......,,..,.....,..,....r,.... . .r Superintendent Mrs. Van Bebber ...A ,..,..,.e.e,,,,,,....,,., ,.., ,..,.,,..,,.. A . I ,llay Ground Instructor A FARM ROMANCE ALFALFA fell in love with Miss MUSH MELON and asked hcr to marry him. MUSH said that she would have to get POP CORN'S consent. But, POP said, Uno, ALE, you can't support her on your CELERY, so BEET ITF' ALF7S face got kind of RADISH and he hit CORN in the ear, and POP fell SQUASH into the BEAN and right away-SUCCO- TASH! You never saw such excitement. MUSH MELON ran into the MUSH- ROOM and fainted on the CUCUMBER hed. Water, water! yelled the WATERMELON, and the PUMPKIN ran to the pump. The CAULI- FLOWER called RHUBARB a RUBEN and the MILKWEED got tangled up in the eyes of the POTATO and couldnil see where the SAGE was dressing. The OATS said, '4Hey, Timothy whatis a matter with your RYE?,' and TIM said, 6'Bedad, I think it's sprung a LEEK.n The AL- FALFA whispered to MUSH MELON, ttlill get a horse from the HORSE- RADISH and a cab from the CABBAGE and we'll run away to the PABSNIPS and get marriedf, But MUSH said, No, no, ALF, we CANTELOUPEI POP won't LETTUCEI JOKES Miss Black: uHave you ever read 'To a Field Mousem? Polly Peppercorn: No, how do you get them to listen to you? Teacher: 4'Harry, what is the plural of man? Harry: Men.H Teacher: 'GAnd of child? Harry: Twins.'7 -33s.

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SPRING, 1951 What Do You Do With Your Gum When You Get to Class? Raymond Nichols .......... .. ..,.,,,.,... Wish I hadn't left it on the bed p0St-7, Bobby Hulteen ,,.,,,,,,..,..l, L'Chew it until caught and then do as di1'eCi6Cl.H Lorna White ,...e... 'Take one last chew, pop it twice, stretch it and throw away. Julie Jost ,,...... String it in and out my braces and then choke when the teacher calls on me. Libby Elvig ...,,i,.,. i.....i.,,c...,.. ' 'Put it in my book and close the bookfi James Kimball ........--..,,.,--t-,c,.-.....,..-.,,eA. Put a little more in my mouthf' Morris Springer ,,,r..,, ,,., ' 'Stick it very carefully and slyly behind my ear. Larry Kennedy L c,,....c A c,.,,c... L .,.,. 4'Wouldn't the custodian like to know? Thelma Spillman .........,..,,.e,,..,,.,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,......,,....,. nljut it in my pocket? Frank Dilley ........ ul don't chew gum in the first place except at homef' Muriel Dodson ,........,,..,..,..,,..,.,,,..,.,...,....... NI dontt Chew gum in school. Galen White ,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,s,.,.,,,,,,,ss,s..,.r,,, 4 LPut it in someoneas chairf' Dick Laing ,.,,..... ,..,..... ' 'Put it in the fishbowl for the fish to chewf' Neal Gleason ...,..., ,...... ,...........vs.....,W,...s,.......................... . . ,.,....V. Eat iff, John Harding ..,,...,....,,.. Keep on chewing it real slow and take a chance? Mary Ann Evans ,....,...,..,....,,r.....,,r,,.r . .....,,.r.. HPut it under my retainersfg Polly Peppercorn ,. Put it in the hair of the person sitting in front of me. Jo Anne Carney .,.,,s..,.,,..v..,..,,.,.,,..s..,... g'Stick it in the roof of my mouth. HAUNTED BOOKSHELF Little WOIIICII - Mary Ann Evans, Mary Jo Lowman, Charlene Hemphill, Sue Ann Haines. Tom Sawyer-Charles Fisher, John Heider. Snow White And the Seven Dwarfs-tseventh grade? Sharon Zim- merman, Bob Lohman, Ronald Kunkle, Stephen Hill, Arly Allen, Fred Noll, Archie Noble, Jimmie Adamson. Trumpeter of Krakow-David Gustafson Jack and the Beanstalk-Dick Laing Raggedy Andy and Raggedy Ann-John Feist, Janice Peters Alice in Wonderland-Marjorie King Donald Duck Goes to South America-Hugo Baldo Tournament CenterQBoh Endacolt Jane Eyre-Marilyn Soden Phantom Backfield-Terry Malott Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court-Gary Creamer Daniel Boone, Wilderness Scout-Mr. Brown Going on Sixteen-Polly Peppercorn Winnie the Pooh-John Wertzberger The Man Who Lost His Head-Jim Cole Robin Hood-Dave Lhuillier Hansel and Gretel-Joe and Jerry Eichhorn Three Musketeers-Kendall Wolf, Carol Dolan, Bob Nichols Winkum, Blinkum, and Nod-Carolyn Oman, Jayne Farley, Buffy Dann Goldilocks and the Three Bears-Joanie Underwood, Sharon Zimmer- man, Bob Allison, Cloyce Easum Jack and Jill-Joel Malott and Jane Hutton

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SPRING, 1951 PASTIMES John Wertzberger ,..., .....,......... . ...,.....,V,,...w..,,7w.v,.v, ' Tackling praetiee. Sandra Pendleton ,,,,. L ..,,,-,. Trying to find out what the wllhingi' is. Joyce Nehrbass .,....,... ...,,....,...,,.,A.... , . ,...,......,.,,... Talking to myself. John Feist ...,,..... L .,.,..... ......,.,..,,..,..,,.. S ticking pins into goldfish. Florence Samples Alan Nixon .......,. Looking up telephone numbers. L.. ,,..,.. Driving around Barker street atlnight. Sue Ann Haines ........ ...... T hinking of questions to ask Mr. Brown. Barbara Young ..,... .,....,i,..,...,.....r,.,....,lr. E ating! Can't you tell? Julie Jost ....,.,.,.... ....,,.........,.V.,.,.....,...,,.. T alking on the phone. Pete Haggart ,,,,,,,, -,,...,.,,,, D rinking a nice cool glass of Hadacol. Gerald Brune ..,.... Playing cowboys and Indians with my calf. Carolyn Oman ..,..... ...................,.,,V.....,. D oing Algebra homework. Gary Creamer ..,..... Jimmie DeWalt ...,.., Jim Cole .,... L ........, Carolyn Wilcox ....., Judy Allen ........s. John Heider ,....... Eddie Martin ,..... Obed Thompson .,... ...,.... L ..,.,.,...... ,,.,,.,..,,......,.......,...,,,.. S leeplng. Missing Mr. Riley's room. Eating. Looking over old 'gJuniors . Thinking of ? ? W-.- Girls! What else? ------- Sleeping. Fooling around. Vivian Henry .......... - ......,... .,,.....,.,..i...........,s. P laying a piano. Janice Holmquist Waving at DeWalt in History. If you could manage junior High School for a week, what improvements would you make? All inkwells filled with Coca Cola. fstraws includedj Have picture shows instead of classes. tSelected shorts and cartoons! Change the staff so that the students teach the teachers. Instead of desks overstuffed chairs. Have escalators instead of stairs. Snack bars in the halls for use in between classes. kno charge, of course! No homework and no tests. Swimming pools equipped with built in beaches. No fire drills while in Gym. T. V. sets in all classes. Junior High Country Club. Electric eyes to open doors and turn on drinking fountains Clocks that keep time. Persian rugs on the floors. School cafeteria. Terry: 'gl hear Eddie was kicked off the football teamfi Sara: How so?', Terry: HI'Ie was told to tackle the dummy and he tackled the coach. Miss Oberle: Nwhat was that you said? Il ain't going That's no way to talk. Listen, I am not going, you are not going. Get the idea?7' Gaylord Davis: Yes, I got it. They ain't nobody goin. Mr. Brown before explaining an Algebra problem-'aBefore I start I Want to say somethingf' -39-