Lawrence Junior High School - Junior Yearbook (Lawrence, KS)

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SPRING, 1951 What Do You Do With Your Gum When You Get to Class? Raymond Nichols .......... .. ..,.,,,.,... Wish I hadn't left it on the bed p0St-7, Bobby Hulteen ,,.,,,,,,..,..l, L'Chew it until caught and then do as di1'eCi6Cl.H Lorna White ,...e... 'Take one last chew, pop it twice, stretch it and throw away. Julie Jost ,,...... String it in and out my braces and then choke when the teacher calls on me. Libby Elvig ...,,i,.,. i.....i.,,c...,.. ' 'Put it in my book and close the bookfi James Kimball ........--..,,.,--t-,c,.-.....,..-.,,eA. Put a little more in my mouthf' Morris Springer ,,,r..,, ,,., ' 'Stick it very carefully and slyly behind my ear. Larry Kennedy L c,,....c A c,.,,c... L .,.,. 4'Wouldn't the custodian like to know? Thelma Spillman .........,..,,.e,,..,,.,.,,,,,,.,.,,,,......,,....,. nljut it in my pocket? Frank Dilley ........ ul don't chew gum in the first place except at homef' Muriel Dodson ,........,,..,..,..,,..,.,,,..,.,...,....... NI dontt Chew gum in school. Galen White ,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,s,.,.,,,,,,,ss,s..,.r,,, 4 LPut it in someoneas chairf' Dick Laing ,.,,..... ,..,..... ' 'Put it in the fishbowl for the fish to chewf' Neal Gleason ...,..., ,...... ,...........vs.....,W,...s,.......................... . . ,.,....V. Eat iff, John Harding ..,,...,....,,.. Keep on chewing it real slow and take a chance? Mary Ann Evans ,....,...,..,....,,r.....,,r,,.r . .....,,.r.. HPut it under my retainersfg Polly Peppercorn ,. Put it in the hair of the person sitting in front of me. Jo Anne Carney .,.,,s..,.,,..v..,..,,.,.,,..s..,... g'Stick it in the roof of my mouth. HAUNTED BOOKSHELF Little WOIIICII - Mary Ann Evans, Mary Jo Lowman, Charlene Hemphill, Sue Ann Haines. Tom Sawyer-Charles Fisher, John Heider. Snow White And the Seven Dwarfs-tseventh grade? Sharon Zim- merman, Bob Lohman, Ronald Kunkle, Stephen Hill, Arly Allen, Fred Noll, Archie Noble, Jimmie Adamson. Trumpeter of Krakow-David Gustafson Jack and the Beanstalk-Dick Laing Raggedy Andy and Raggedy Ann-John Feist, Janice Peters Alice in Wonderland-Marjorie King Donald Duck Goes to South America-Hugo Baldo Tournament CenterQBoh Endacolt Jane Eyre-Marilyn Soden Phantom Backfield-Terry Malott Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court-Gary Creamer Daniel Boone, Wilderness Scout-Mr. Brown Going on Sixteen-Polly Peppercorn Winnie the Pooh-John Wertzberger The Man Who Lost His Head-Jim Cole Robin Hood-Dave Lhuillier Hansel and Gretel-Joe and Jerry Eichhorn Three Musketeers-Kendall Wolf, Carol Dolan, Bob Nichols Winkum, Blinkum, and Nod-Carolyn Oman, Jayne Farley, Buffy Dann Goldilocks and the Three Bears-Joanie Underwood, Sharon Zimmer- man, Bob Allison, Cloyce Easum Jack and Jill-Joel Malott and Jane Hutton

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THE JUNIOR A NEW' USE FOR FEES Pay your fees! Pay your fees! Thatls a familiar saying around ,lunior High, isn't it? Wiell, here are some new ways the Staff is suggesting to use that hard earned student money. Buy a new tube ol lipstick with a neck chain for Mary Ann lfvans. A new joke book for Mr. Riley. A new speedometer for Jimmie Coleis car. Some new chalk for Mr. Brown. A mechanical homework machine installed in the halls of Old High for the benefit of last minute HCl'2lIl1IllCl'5,i. One pair of unbreakable glasses for Joanne Beal. A modern guillotine for Mr. McClure's personal use. ltle uses the sehool's now.l An unbreakable baton for Mr. Work. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE Marilyn Perry shies at a horse. Jimmy Cole walks to school daily. Bob lfndaeott s Jreads 'o ' with his beaminf-' smile. . l l 5 . 'O . . Dick Easton walks down the hall without noticing the females. Nobody likes the basketball team. Charles Fisher drives a Cadillac to school. Mrs. Gurtler never worries when the office help is in the office. Polly Peppereorn never combs her hair. Jayne Farley is planning on taking up clarinet. Sandra Pendleton is going to a girlis school because she dislikes boys. Mr. Brown teaches English and runs the Junior. Sharon Zimmerman lninth grade! is the brooding type. Jane Hutton is failing Algebra. Coach Duver is never perturbed. Stephen Hill has outgrown 'vlfuclyu Youngbcrg. Susie Campbell is a wallflower. Mary Bailey wants instruction in the art ol self-:reservation in the . . l water. Bob Nichols never talks to the ninth 'Trade ffirls. s W fi ff fl' D D usan 'oo ru never irts. Pete Wlliteliight envies ,lohn Cotton for his great height. Joel Malott just isn't the athletic type. Carolyn Carter has learned to control her temper. Barbara ,lean Smith's soft-colored clothes add a quiet tone to L.j.H.S. Charlyne MeCluggage takes after her brother. Buddy Cole never raises his eyebrows. The Staff has new ideas. Sally Montgomery gets a medal for quietness. Joanne Beal sees if it's the right person before she slaps them on the back. Kendall Wolf stops giving people a 'apiece ol his mind. John Cotton no longer believes everything he hears from the ninth grade boys. -36-

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THE JUNIOR CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS FACULTY? Mr. Brown .........V.,.. ....,.....,,.,. ,A...AA,,,,,,,.47.., ,,., ,.,. , , , , , Band and Bugle Blower Miss Beach ......................,,,,...,...,A,,,............ .. ...........,.., .,.. ,.... , . .w,,w,..,.. D ramatics Mr. McClure ....,4,,,.7, ,V,..,....... , . .....,., Office Boy Mrs. Mansfield ,.,,,,,,7 ...,.,r,... .w... ' I lraffic Chairman Mr. Riley .........,,,,. ,,,,,,,, I' lome Living lCookingI Miss Black ......... Miss Cowles ,. Mr. Graber .,,,,,e Miss Engelson I Mr. Work ....,, Mr. Preston .ee.,. Miss Wismer ..,.. Miss Oberle .,,,ee,e Mr. Nelson .... Miss Henderson Mr. Duver ...,,, Mrs. Salvesen Science ,..,ie., , Shop School N urse -t Boys' Gym Teacher .. Principal ..,,e Metal Work Boys, Adviser .. English ,, ,,e,e Pcnrnanship ..., r r..e,,e,, .. ,,.,,..,.., Latin , e,,,, , ,,,e, Ninth Grade Chorus Miss Mast ,.,..,....... ,,,.,. H ome Living tSewingP Mrs. Pemberton ....... Miss Woodruff t,,.,,,. Mrs. McCollum e....,.. Miss McCleerv ..... - Librarian ...... . ..,. ....t.,e, , lanitor Building and Grounds Secretary Mrs. Decker t...t , e..... ,i,,.,,.,.,.,,.,......,,..,.....,..,....r,.... . .r Superintendent Mrs. Van Bebber ...A ,..,..,.e.e,,,,,,....,,., ,.., ,..,.,,..,,.. A . I ,llay Ground Instructor A FARM ROMANCE ALFALFA fell in love with Miss MUSH MELON and asked hcr to marry him. MUSH said that she would have to get POP CORN'S consent. But, POP said, Uno, ALE, you can't support her on your CELERY, so BEET ITF' ALF7S face got kind of RADISH and he hit CORN in the ear, and POP fell SQUASH into the BEAN and right away-SUCCO- TASH! You never saw such excitement. MUSH MELON ran into the MUSH- ROOM and fainted on the CUCUMBER hed. Water, water! yelled the WATERMELON, and the PUMPKIN ran to the pump. The CAULI- FLOWER called RHUBARB a RUBEN and the MILKWEED got tangled up in the eyes of the POTATO and couldnil see where the SAGE was dressing. The OATS said, '4Hey, Timothy whatis a matter with your RYE?,' and TIM said, 6'Bedad, I think it's sprung a LEEK.n The AL- FALFA whispered to MUSH MELON, ttlill get a horse from the HORSE- RADISH and a cab from the CABBAGE and we'll run away to the PABSNIPS and get marriedf, But MUSH said, No, no, ALF, we CANTELOUPEI POP won't LETTUCEI JOKES Miss Black: uHave you ever read 'To a Field Mousem? Polly Peppercorn: No, how do you get them to listen to you? Teacher: 4'Harry, what is the plural of man? Harry: Men.H Teacher: 'GAnd of child? Harry: Twins.'7 -33s.