Lawrence High School - Lawrencian Yearbook (Falmouth, MA)

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Lawrence High School and Gladys Robbins are the most industrious. Well, you two look it. Why there are so many lines in your face that I can’t count them. And Gladys, you and Edwin Brown are the quietest. I think you won’t have any trouble getting jobs in a library. I suppose, Gladys, that when you’re married your husband will find you very quiet, probably pleasing him very much. Of course, with Edwin the situation will be vice versa. Now, who do you think the best looking are? Well, Sophie Clark is one and Ralph Ingram is the other. I am inclined to think Ralph’s blonde and curly hair had some in- fluence on his vote for being good looking. Sophie might be the future “Moxie” or “Camel” girl because of her good looks. You know Sophie and George Swain are the best dressed. Sophie ought to be popular with the boys then, with her good looks and being the best dressed. Where is James Boyatt? Oh, there you are. Come here, Jimmie. Can you imagine It? Sophie and Jimmie were picked as the most sophisti- cated. Now you can see why Sophie isn’t so terribly popular. You know boys don ' t like to be shown up by the weaker sex. I didn’t know Jim- mie was so wordly wise, but I guess other people think differently. All right, you may go, Sophie, and I don’t expect to see you again on this graduation program. Will George Swain and Isabel Miller please come forth? Ladies and gentlemen, you now look upon the silliest pupils of our class and to double, check that silliest busi- ness, they are the worst drivers In our class. That doesn’t mean cattle drivers either. It means automobile drivers, so, when you see, if you get a chance, George and Isabel driv- ing down the road, take advice from me and get as far off it as you can. Now I have some good news for you. Walter Noyes, Arlene Manley, and Isabel Jenkins are the best , drivers. Now, when you see these people driving along t he road, you know you’re safe. The only ' way I can figure out Isabel and Arlene as being the best drivers is that one drives from the back seat while the other drives from the front, so they are rated equally, and probably Walter has a governor on his car. Now we come to the most inter- esting fact in our statistics. It is about the ones who sometimes have a hard time in life, especially if they marry somebody with the same capacity, that is being very talk- ative. Well, the most talkative ones in our class are Woodrow Dackson and Constance Abbott. Woody al- ways has a good line of sales talk so I wouldn’t be surprised if he might get a job with Fuller, you know, the brushman, or maybe as a ticket seller to one of the side shows in a circus. As for Connie, she isn’t only very, very talkative but she talks so fast that you can ' t catch more than a word here and there. You might not know it but Woody is standing right beside me. The fact that he is out on the high seas bound for Philadelphia, Nor- way, Denmark, Sweden, Russia, Germany doesn’t prevent his being with us tonight in spirit. Hold on there, Woody, don’t be in a hurry. You and Jeanne Spooner are supposed to be the best dancers. Really, Woody, I don’t see how you can be so talkative and yet be such a good dancer. Probably Jeanjne