Lawrence High School - Diary Yearbook (Fairfield, ME)

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THE LAWRENCE LYRE Pat You mxght Just as well plead guxl ty de Judge w1ll only glve you two years at de outslde Mlke Yaas but de trouble IS dem two years at de outsxde will be on de 1ns1de lfatheri readmg report cardj Conduct bad reading bad math bad h1story,bad English bad What IS the meanlng of thls Fredd1e Freddxe fmnocentlyl I cant under stand It Dad Do you thmk xt mlght be a forgery' Prlnclpal What are you dolng back here? Dldn t your father read that letter' Frosh Yes slr On the lnslde lt sald expelled from school and on the outsxde of the envelope It sald please return IH flve days Pl! Sunday School Teacher Carl can you tell me something about Aaron'7 Carl Hls name was flrst ln the tele phone dlrectory IHISS Plllsbury Un algebra classb Claxr what IS one half of one tenth? Clalr I dont know exactly teacher but lt cant be very much Mrs Malen had Just returned from France and was tellxng her frlend about her trip And what III Flance dld you llke the best? Oh sald Mrs Malen I thmk It was the French pheasants smgmg the Mayon nalse Laura and Dorxs had been dlSCUSSll1g whlch of them was the most honored After some dxscusslon Laura sald Well three of my ancestors came over on he Mayflower Dorls My how wonderful' How long are they gomg to stay? Teacher Merton what does two mmus one equal Merton I don t know madam Teacher Well lf you had two apples and you gave Evelyn one how many would there be left Merton Huh There wouldnt be any left because Id eat the other' Henry was slttmg ln the front seat chew mg gum and had hxs feet stretched out mto the aisle The teacher notxced hlm out of your mouth and put your feet ln V1s1tor Well sonny what are you look mg at me for Boy My father told me you were a self made man and I was just wondering xx hy you made yourself that way Mack Un a dispute over PFICQSJ What do they sell thexr eggs for at the Fxrst INat1onal'7 Jake Because they cant make any money keeping them Qchoolglrl Do you belleve m the here afterl College boy Yes Well then hereafter please don t bother me Page Eleven Q U . . .- . . . , . . ,, . . . . - , u ' u - 1 1 1 . . . . ,, t H ' . u . , . , . . H - in - 9 Q l 9 -a l I . . . . . u ' r - 1 ' ' . ,, ln . . 14 v . sc 9 , n : - - , . . . . . , u ' 1 - ' ' in Y v1 , u v - ' , u ' . . ' y rr - V ry , . u H . . . . . - r f 1 . . . ' , . - 1 . . . . 4 . : . . . . ' v and said angrllyz Henry, take that gum - rr , u ' - r ' rv ' ' ' . as . H ' ' - - 1 1 ' ' ' n - n - ' . as l - . . . 1 . . I H . , Y H ' - YY ' : U ! v , , . . . . U ' Y . U . . v - ya ' , . nl y . . . ,, H . Q . V . . 8 H . . s 1 L f - ' n as u as - , u ' ' ' . u av , . , . . ' ' - S G . as x . .. , , ' va n -f N 4 1 xv fo s, -Q 1 A y 0x .QB

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THE LAWRENCE LYRE Hua' gf BSN Ask Me Another Teacher fm Englxshj Mr Fleury glve me a sentence contamlng the word notwlth standmg Jake Cvuth no hesltatlonj The seat of my trousers IS worn out but notwlthstand mg VS hat Does He Want An Engllsh professor drove up to a llvery stable and sald to the keeper Detach the quadruped from the vehxcle nourlsh h1m wlth a sufflcxent quantlty of fresh harvested frult of the open field and zon to reward you for your kmd hospl tallty Keeper But Mr I-er--er Prof Aw' Take the horse out of the wagon and feed hlm and I wlll pay you tomght That Would Be Brutal Shlb Gosh lsn t history easy thls year Phll Yes It s so easy Im golng to shoot the one who falls ln xt Shxb But that would be murder would n t xt ' Phl No xt would be sulclde' Overheard on the Baseball Fleld Jake VNIIIIG9 John Jake army for two months Hey John want me to pltch a Have you had any EXPCTICUCGT Sure Ive pltched tents m the Page Ten Mr Bryant came m to vlst Enghsh class the other day and lfter llstenmg a few mmutes he asked John what does c a t spell John I dont know slr Mr B Well what IS lt that catches the rats at your house? John A trap slr Mr B fdlsgustedlyj VVell what IS that furry ammal out there on the fence? John A kxtten slr Un hlstoryj Can you gxve me a des crlptlon of George W3Sh1Hgt0H7 I guess Ive lost another pupxl saxd the mathematlcs professor as h1s glass eye rolled down the s1nk spout Mrs Doozle And how IS your son get tmg along In school? Mrs Dazzle Oh he s gettmg along fine Hes takmg Latm French Algebra and Englxsh Then notxcmg her son com mg up the steps she Sald John, say good mornmg to the lady m algebra Found on a Hlstory Paper Protestant reformatlon was when the Protestants broke away from the Cathollc Church 'md began to forglve thelr own sms Teacher Harry what IS a veter1nary ' Harry Its a place for veterans U 0 ' . ' I A li r x I ,X hx n l f A . . ,U , 1, D - .-L. . . - U . , ' ' . . , I 7 L n n I 1 ' 1 - , . , , H as - - xr 4 7 ' . . - at , lf I ' YY Y I . , . . v - . U ' ' - . .. , ' U H . 1 ff ' YY . , . ' 1 ll ' v . . . , ' ,Y l I , ll ' ' YY 1 . , . lf ' Y a n 1 - Q . ' , ll ' - a ' ' ' YY , ll Y . ' YY I shall return ere the sun reaches the hori- M301 NO, madam, Ive Bevel' S9011 him- ' YY ' lf Y ' YY ' , u T rr Y . , . . . . , if ' YY , ll ' - v ' ' YY , ll 7 ' . . ,, . , . . . - , ' 1 y ' - 1, ' Y Y Y . . ,, . . ' . u ' 1 1 - ' ' ' Y ' ' , fl . . . ,, , . ' ' ' YY . , ,K - . ' Y Y ' Y '1, u ' ' ' yy - . , . , lf ' L I ' ' Y Y . , ' rr . , ll v v ' 7, . . U 7 ' ' v- U . ' ' I ' 7 ' ! I V V Y' ,. u 1 rr

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THE LAWRENCE LYRE EXCHANGES Besse Breeze You have fine lxterary and Joke departments The Jester You have an excellent 11t erary department Your story La Sole de Sang IS especxally mterestmg The Messalonskee Rxpple We com mend you for havmg a well developed ht erary department The Academy Echo Your edxtonals are good and your alumm department IS very attractwe Page Tw elve The Hebroman Your athletic depart ment IS especlally good The Rostrum Your exchange lxst IS very extenslve the followmg schools Watervxlle Semor Hlgh Cony Hlgh Augusta Carlbou Hlgh, Bar Harbor Hugh Farmlngton High Bxng ham Hlgh Skowhegan Hxgh Madlson Hlgh, Hallowell High Lewlston Hlgh Belfast Hxgh Maxne Central Instltute Plttsfleld, Merxden Hugh Merxden Conn u ni ' u ' vt.. ' - as n ' U 1 ' ' u ' l , ' l ,, . . . . 7 ' 1 U U H . ,,- - We would like to exchange papers with . y . - v . . s 1 ' I 1 H ,, . . . . . .. , , , ... . 1' . 7 1