Lawrence Academy - Lawrencian Yearbook (Groton, MA)

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will We, tbe dem of '5 9 being in ee terrible ezefb to leewe Lezwrenee Academy, do bzmfieeib beqzeeezib to: Mr. Ferguson: Congratulations for a successful first year as headmaster. Mr. Grant: A book of assorted 2:30 announcements - just so he won't waste his own time. Mr. Carter: An extra supply of tranquillizers so that the varnish on his table will not become marred with coffee mains. Mr. Davis: A carload of Scotch tape so he won't wear out his smile. Mr. Shepherd: One-fifth of spinal fluid - with a Boom-lay, boom-lay boom-lay, BOOM! Mr. Darling: A bottle of Pepsi for more bounce to the ounce. Mr. Volante: A rake - for leaves, of course. Mr. Morse: One gnoss of meter sticks so he won't have to steal Mr. Grant's. Mr. Burckes: A straight-line graph so. he won't get lost in a parabolic stanine. Mr. Baker: The nickname Sherman Mr. Carpenter: A pocket-sized IBM machine to calculate next year's demerits fOh, pardon us - We mean penalty points instead, of course!j . Mr. Scozzafava: A megaphone in order that he may be heard way down in Loomis House, too. Mr. Richardson: A wig, so that he can grow up and become a real, live grizzly bear. Mr. Steere: A carrot-topped weather vane that perpetually points towards Paris. Mr. Culbert: An expose of his affair with Barbara. Mr. Head: A free sample Sky-bar to go with every L. A. beer mug. Mrs. Grant: A year's subscription to Confidential so she won't miss anything. Larry Appleton leaves his artistic talents to his equal in talent, Joe Hardman. Ed Belden leaves his sole rights to radio opera to Buddy Berry.

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WILLIAM THEODORE VRETTAS 118 Park Avenue East Lowell, Massachusetts Autumn Frolics 4 Football V. 3, 4 Basketball V. 3, 4, Cpt. 4 Tennis V. 3, 4 DANIEL JOSEPH WALSH, III 54 Buckman Drive Lexington, Massachusetts Autumn Frolics 4 Football V. 3, 4 Hockey V. 3, 4 Lacrosse V. 3, 4 PAUL CLIFFORD WENTWORTH 20 Cross Street Whitefield, New Hampshire Elms 3 Autumn Frolics 3, 4 Soccer V. 3, 4 Wrestling J. V. 3 Lacrosse V. 3, V. 4 JAMES FOSTER WEST 135 Simonds Avenue Lexington, Massachusetts Soccer J. V. 3, V. 4 Basketball V. 3, V. 4 Baseball J. V. 3 Lacrosse 4

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Lui Bierrenbach leaves his big toe to Gil Kruschwitz. Chris Bramley leaves in a trail of blood toward the infirmary. Lou Cioci leaves his enthusiasm fora track team to Gus Bonazzoli. Brad Colsworthy leaves for Springfield in hopes of not returning. Bill Cooper leaves that familiar ten past ten to Leon Woltman. Russ Davenport leaves his poise to J, J. Paul Davidson leaves his twinkling ivories to Dick Weden. Al De Lima leaves his limey traits to the rest of the gringoes. Tom Edgar leaves the basketball team. Bill Fisher leaves a hope for next year's dayboy representative. Jim Flanagan leaves . . . who's Jim Flanagan? Leo Gallagher leaves the Queen of the hop to Hughie Knox. John Giovinco leaves that underhanded scoop shot to twinkle toes. fagainl Al Gordon leaves that room above Mr. Shepherd to some deserving hacker, Carl Harris leaves to become a Methodist deacon. Frank Hirai leaves an escape hatch in his closet so he will never get caught skipping breakfast. Sherm Hunter leaves those swinging records by his father to the Sunday evening poetry readings. Phil Johnson leaves that What me worry? look to Rod Eaton. Tim Johnson leaves his sophistication to Dave Pearlman. Harris Karis leaves his sling to Warren Whitcomb. Brad Latham leaves Three for Hitler, one for Harding, and one for Zonk! Harris LeRoy leaves dear old Groton for the last time. Oops, forgot that Harvard was just down the road. Bill Linehan leaves his frequent absences to Charlie Brown . . . but he's left to. Henry Linsert leaves to find those old spots in the Pepperell woods. Jack Lorden leaves his muscle to Warren Whitcomb so he may defend himself against future assaults. Dave MacAuley leaves with the presidency of the senior class. A1 Marden leaves his 96 in Spanish and 94 in Biology to Shaun Gurry.