Laurens High School - Laurentian Yearbook (Laurens, IA)

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I-mm N8 W Ed Stoermer has given up his position as an apothecary in a drug store--to become a witch doctor, Don Murray has finally turned completely black. For eight years he has beenea salesman for Tan-o-rama. Ronnie Finnestad is now an accomplished chiropractor in Laurens. He still continues to rub people the wrong way. Rog Richardson and Walt Schultz are operating their own trucking firm. Annual net profit--37.23. Larry Ahlers is a prosperous mortician whose motto is, I'm the last person to ever let you down. Mike Ford has just been expelled from veterinarian's school--for giving one of his professors a rabies shot. Richard Cone and Jim Pearson have just taken top honors with their hot rod at the drag strip. Theirs was the only one entered. Bill Kees, as a successful engineer, has just made his first million dollars. Now he has entered a more flexible profession- -designing girdles. Bob Dallenbach is a hearse driver. It may not be the best job, but at least he doesn't have any back-seat drivers. Lance Jensen and Dick Mohr have just begun a campaign to modernize means of communication in Japan- -a television set in every rickshaw. Eloise Mileham and Sondra Kemp have been inspired by the past efforts for women's rights. They have just formed the first nation-wide girls' hot rod club. Peggy Siddall has finally found a profession which she can do well--promoting prize fights. Sue Etheridge and Carol Richardson are now modeling for a new comic strip--a female version of Mutt and J eff. Dora Holmes has reached the highest point of her artistic career--painting moustaches on the models in Maidenform ads. Terry Trimble isthe first pianist to ever play a duet with herself, even though it may be offensive to the audience. She plays the piano with her hands and her feet. Jim Holmes has revolutionized the general contracting business. He insists on building everything with tinker toys. Barbara Christensen has been crowned queen of the National Hot Rod Association--Miss Wet Sparkplug of 1965-. Kent Larson is now pitching for the Dogpatch Dandies. He's a relief relief relief pitcher,

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43 U 1 N iff Class Prophecy fu .W -px 8 LQ I iii Larry Zuercher is a rich business tycoon who is famous for taking many risks. He has just opened a chain of rice paddies which extend from New York to San Francisco. Don Leith, after many years of frustration and worry, has lost all his hair. He now works as a model for a cue ball manufacturer. Ken Lenz is a woman-hating radio announcer. His motto: My father and grandfather were bachelors, and what's good enough for them is good enough for me. Mike Tool, after many years of electricalpractice, has finally cracked up: He thinks he is a light- ning rod. Rog McCain, after 8 years in Greenwich Village, has moved to the South Pole to carry on his business--selling espresso coffee to Beatnik penguins. Norma Hinners is a professional softball player. During the off-season she keeps in shape by working on the Stegge Dairy Farm--carrying the cows out to pasture. Dean Forsythe HOW operates Dino's Hair Salon. Customers may estimate their own expenses by figuring 32.00 for trim, 55.00 for complete hair style, and S2000 for plastic surgery, Ronnie Luchsinger couldn't be happier. For the last ten years he has had the job of keeping Marlon Brando's motorcycle clean. Janice Stewart has finally reached the height of her ambition in the literary world. She prints propaganda posters for Fidel Castro. Rene Metcalf has been appointed to clean up political offices in the state capitol. He's the janitor. Kent Mackebon is somewhere in the Swiss Alps. He does the yodeling for tourists who don't have the vocal ability for it. Gary Dahlberg is now a head gandy dancer--for Lionel trains. Neal Ramsey is now living in Ware, Iowa, operating a haven for homeless teenage girls. He even has a few that aren't necessarily homeless. Ann Younggreen is now holding an important position at John Hopkins Medical University--as a specimen. Merv Woodin, after many years of intense training and study, has replaced Jack Kerouac as king of the Beatniks. Ruthie Peterson is still carrying on her favorite pastime--chasing men. Arnie Hersom has just completed the hottest job of his contracting career--buildinga winter palace for Satan.

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Dale Larson is a prosperous sheep rancher. He finally figured out a method of pulling the wool over everyone's eyes at once. John Baumunk has just junked the GreenAngel . He now owns a red car which he has renamed-- Well, you can form your own conclusions. Karen Muller who has been in the Wacs for five years has finally received a promotion. She is now in command of the garbage can cleaners detail. Norma Leitz has just won the ultimate in awards--The Nobel Prize for Si1ence . Haskell Pitluck, a successful doctor for many years, has entered a more challenging profession-- As a peanut butter taster. Bonnie Holland, an old maid math teacher, has finally decided to go out for spring sports. She has to get in shape in order that she can keep ahead of the Principal. Judy Cooper is head of aprivate girls' school, where she has just started a new technical course-- In flirtation. Roger Hanish is head coach of a girls' basketball team. People are beginning to wonder why he always has late evening practices. Joyce Pohl is now living in Alaska, running a saloon in the Klondike. The biggest seller at the bar is milk on the rocks. John Reimers has just put fun into the farming industry. He has replaced his tractor with a go- cart. OFFICERS Ronnie Finnestad Treasurer Don Leith Vice-President Bob Dallenbach Secretary Haskell Pitluck President