Laurel High School - Laurels Yearbook (Laurel, MT)

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Senior Glass SPropkecy In 1957 at a reunion of the Class of '47, the following facts were disclosed. Carol Alverson is now a very famous author. Her latest book is Amber Forever. Barbee Anderson is now using her brawn instead of her brain, as she is married and lives on a ranch at Beehive. Helenlouise Bade is now an accountant spokesman in the Clerical Union Workers. Robert Bernhardt is the most outstanding man of the times. He took the DuBarry Success Course. (—and girls, you should see that shape.) Bill Branstetter is now playing the entertaining part of the corpse on the Inner Sanctum program. As the saying goes, Birds of a feather flock together. Jim Brese is playing professional football in the place of Doc Blanchard. Jim was taken by the vim, vigor, and vitality of the ex-cheerleader from Laurel, Armelda Phillips. (Good Luck, 'Melda, as the wife of a wonderful football player.) Patricia Dantic is the leading lady in the social world. She never tires of visiting the most spectacular places or the latest Society Hangouts. Junior Fink is working all of the time on the 'Teen Agers Canteen. Good work, Junior, as we like to know that someone is thinking of the youth of today. Margaret Fink has dropped the soda and picked up with the jerk. (That's a pun, son!!!) Leo Foley is now the manager of the Notre Dame football team. Clarence Foos is now running for Governor of Montana. He thinks that education is the main factor in helping to get along in this desolate world. Ruth Frank is famous for the ability to capture a man's heart and keep it. She must be a good cook. Corrinne Frickel won the contest as the Miss Laurel of 1957. We all envy you your success, Corrinne. Evelyn Frickel is now taking the place of the famous Lana Turner, who has returned from the screen for another of her many love affairs. Jack Galusha is still eyeing what used to be his freshman flame. However, she is still not giving him any encouragement. Charlene Gass is now the head nurse in the N. P. Hospital in Glendive. (Hubba! Hubba!) Alvin Gomer has created the latest policy in the way to handle women. Treat 'em rough and make 'em like it. Of course, as you can guess, he never has a minute's peace the way women chase him. Barbara Greene is still the happy, blushing bride she became shortly after graduation. Walter Hall is doing a superb job in carrying on the Ness tradition of happy home life. Dorothy Hilgret, having become disgusted with men, is resigned to being an old maid. PAGE TWENTY

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Senior Glass orit) I, Barbara Greene, leave my position as Secretary to the Principal and my stenographic ability to the next fortunate senior girl. I, Mabel Hodges, leave to the future 6th period office girl the ability I had to acquire of being broad-minded upon entering the T 1 building. I, Charles McKinney, leave my ambition to Donald Miller, and I've even considered leaving all my fights in Glasgow to you, too. I, Marijean McKinney, leave my late hours at night to anyone who can stay awake in classes the following morning. I, Blythe Meyers, better known to you as Bo-Bo, will my ability to give all the students a ride in my limousine before 1 o'clock. I, Jack Milligan, leave my A's in chemistry to any future Roscoe student. I, Burton Pomroy, will my curly hair to Ted Ronan. I, Stanley Ronnie, leave my baritone voice to Robert Tiger Murphy. I, James Rosselot, leave my physique to George Roth. It means spinach twice a day, George. I, Bill Roysdon, leave my photographic technique to Johnny Goodenbour. I, Dorothy Schwartzkopf, leave my confusing name to John Smith. I, Bill Speare, leave my history-breaking basketball shot to Eugene Bice. A few like that, Eugene, and the tournament is cinched for next year, too. I, Leona Kamp, leave the high school record of graduating at 16. I, Eleanore Roth, leave my ability to combine khaki and Navy blue. I, Peggy Wold, leave my baby voice to Bill Sorg. We, Betty Miller and Ruth Mikel, leave bookkeeping class amazed. I, Peggy Romee, will my good luck at playing hookey to anyone, who in future years, isn't afraid to try it. I, Shirley Wilson, leave my voice to Harriet Decker. Now is your chance for fame. We, Armelda Phillips and Donna Moran, leave our stations on the Laurel Leaves Staff to the future appointees. I, Mary Ellen Visser, leave my choice of a career to Alice Smith. (Could this career involve Leonard, Mary Ellen?) I, Marilyn Ness, will my social hours in chemistry to future masters of the art. I, Kenneth Stenersen, will my ability to sleep during sociology class to any forthcoming members. I, Harold Knaub, leave my come-hither smile to Wayne Willis. I, Alvin Gomer, leave my ability to sit in the bookkeeping room when I should be in the typing room, to any new typists. I, Rosalyn Karnes, leave my ability to fight and forgive to Walt and Joyce. I, Joel Roth, leave my Einstein brain to any student who is badly in need of it. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, We have hereunto subscribed our name and affixed our seal in the year of Our Lord, One Thousand and Nine Hundred Forty-seven. SENIOR CLASS, '47. PAGE NINETEEN

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Senior Glass SPropkecy (Goat) Mabel Hodges is now the famous bare-back rider in the Ringling Brothers' Circus. Robert Kamerzel is the cheerleader at Colorado Women's College. This proves to be an interesting situation. Leona Kamp now holds a wonderful position as the buyer in the dry goods department of Wold's Store. Rosalyn Karnes and Ada Dufresne are still trying to convince Peggy Wold that Missoula is the ideal place to pick the last of her three husbands. (Men with the Pepsodent smiles.) Rev. Bervyl Kimberly, who has sacrificed his own weaknesses to save the morals of the youth of today, now has his pastorate at Hesper, the thriving southeastern metropolis in Montana. Harold Knaub is now cattle king of the Treasure State. Floyd Koch is now saving the money he formerly spent on permanents, by patronizing Ruth Mikel's beauty shop. (That is upon his wife's insistence, of course.) Marijean McKinney is now the drum majorette and tumbler at Montana State College. Blythe Meyers is now receiving a steady income for his taxi service. Betty Jane Miller is now married and living a life just like Jane in all the Tarzan pictures. Jack Milligan is now retired as he worked very hard and earned his old-age pension early in life. Donna Moran is still singing the commercial, Halo Shampoo Halo! Marilyn Ness is now The red-haired nurse that all men patients call for in their delirium. Burton Pomroy, who has now learned to drive, is known as Flash by Lena the Hyena. Peggy Romee, who went to Panama shortly after graduation, met and married Pedro El Francisco Amez. Now she is the mother of five little Pedros. Stanley Ronnie is the outstanding sports editor of New York Times when he is not playing the part of the Creeper. Jim Rosselot is now visiting in Laurel, but he resides in Wyoming. All he says while in Laurel is Why, oh why, did I ever leave Wyoming? Eleanore Roth is a very famous surgical nurse. She works at the Deaconess Hospital. Joel Roth, after having been married five times, has gone back to hating women. Bill Roysdon, now a pharmacist in a Billings Drug Store, is the cause of the high death rate in the Midland Empire. Gerry Schessler is the air stewardess on a plane flown by Donna Freund. Mr. and Mrs. Bill Speare, nee Shirley Wilson, are now the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. They reside at Mossmain. Kenneth Stenerson is now the owner of a drive-in grocery. Mary Ellen Visser is his private secretary. Does she sit on your lap, hmmm Kenny? Hope Taylor is now a doctor and she works at the Mayo Brothers' Clinic in Rochester. PAGE TWENTY-ONE