Laurel High School - Laurels Yearbook (Laurel, MT)

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Class Prophecy WE have now taken interest in the future of the graduating class of 1987. The scene is twenty years from now; proceeding we find: Faie Bailey is the president of the largest dress designing company in Paris. She has just put her latest handiwork on the market; it is a light costume equipped with two super machine-guns and a gas mask in case of a predicted invasion by the Eskimos, who have become a world power. Clara Behni has taken the task of educating the backward population of Africa. She says they are fine pupils since she persuaded them to hand over their spears and shields five years ago. Edna Borg has become an English teacher in the University of Antartica; her class of penguins are mastering the language wonderfully under her excellent supervision. Irma Branstetter has become editor of the Poet’s Corner in The Mossmain Times. Mossmain has become a thriving center since all the people of Laurel have scattered all over the world. Ruth Brickman has been made the sole heir to the estate of her uncle who died recently. She has become the owner of the old Empire State Building; she plans to remodel it and make an apartment house out of it. Ruth Brohaugh has become Ministeress of Propaganda for Adolf Hitler, Jr. It is said that she has been having personal affairs with him and we sec that she has persuaded him to shave off the mustache for which his deceased father had set the design in the future German dictatorship. Evangeline Budge has started a thriving business and is making a comfortable living. She has made use of her soothing voice by hiring out to read bedtime stories to children who can’t or won't go to sleep while Mamma is entertaining the Ladies’ Club. Arline Cherry is the private secretary to Franklin D. Roosevelt who has just been appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Dorothy Chopper is touring the world to get material for the book she is going to write on the customs of the races. Catherine Conrad has become owner of the New York Times but she has changed it to an evangelistic sheet and is now trying to reform the crimson movements of today’s society through her fiery editorials. Eunice Coulter has just won the Pulitzer play prize for the play she wrote entitled, “Back In ’37.” This play depicts the conditions of twenty years ago and compares them with those of modern times. Loretta Coy has nobly taken upon herself to personally speak in every larfce city and try to reform the crimson antics of our people. She is hand in glove with the evangelist, Catherine Conrad. Louise Dawson is translating the Chinese classic novel “Fui Tu Yui” in “Sing Sing Long.” She is under the auspices of the University of Hangchow. Ruth Fitchner is the world’s leading designer of the new Ultra Modern neon signs. These works of art are considered valuable, and Ruth’s newest style neon sign has a motion picture attached to the side. Amelia Frank is in South America’s jungles, working to obtain woman suffrage. Helena Frank is now head librarian in the Graff National Library in Washington, D. C. This library was dedicated to the people of the United States by Fred W. Graff. Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Alice Haagenson has been happily married for fifteen years to her old high school beau—Albert Shay. Gladys Habener is now a noted astronomer. She purchased the old Eifel Tower of Paris, remodeled it, and is now establishing her observatory on top of it. Eileen Harrison is the greatest aviatrix of the day. She has just completed her round-the-world hop from New York by way of both poles. Kay Heebner is at the head of the faculty at the University of Vladivostock, also writes poetry in Russian. Lucille Horning is the most popular soprano in America. She is contracted with N. B. C. television hook-up. Dorothy Kircheis is now the owner of the Pan-American Airways. She plans to extend a branch line from Florida to Nome, Alaska. Margaret LaPrath has married a Rockefeller heir and she is thinking of building a private garage in the old Madison Square Garden, which she has just purshased. Sadie Leichtnam is the instructor of physics and chemistry at the Honolulu College for the feebleminded. She is thinking of accepting a position at the Warm Springs Institute at Warm Springs, Montana. Doris Marchand is the world’s champion table tennis player. She also has a hobby of dueling with pistols. She challenges all comers in either of these sports. Beatrice and Bernice, the Miller twins, are as inseparable now as they were in high school twenty years ago. They live in identical houses, have married twins, and each proudly pushes a preambulator for twins down the avenue every Sunday afternoon, unless they are riding in their new super speedsters. Alice Mogan is cooking in the largest cafe in Paris. It’s the style now to ask for that old-fashioned cooking, as many people don’t trust these concentrated food value pills. Maxine Molar is at the head of the American Female Doctors’ Union. She is planning a strike as she claims the patients are not paying union wages. Helen and Lillie Munyan are residing in Molt, Montana, now. They have both been married to millionaires for the last ten years and they are donating funds for the new city hall to be erected ir. Molt. Josephine Quinn is at the head of the English department at Mossmain high school. Virginia Shay has married an income tax collector and has acquired his talent for finding the shirking taxpayer, but she uses it on his salary. Lydia Sporner has bought a penthouse in New York and spends most of her time writing histories of the nations.

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(Continued) Section XXXIV—Margaret LaPrath wills her ability to converse on any subject to Esther Lais, and her position as staff typist to anyone who has the patience. Section XXXV—Kay Heebner wills her place as editor to the next one and her friendly attitude to Lorraine Segler. Section XXXVI—Arline Cherry leaves her position as Mr. Graff’s secretary to Martha Ostwald, and her forwardness to Doris Clemens. Don't use it too much, Doris. Section XXXVII—Dorothy Kircheis wills her ever changing hair styles to any of the girls who may find them useful. Ask Faie Hailey about them. Section XXXVIII—Fred Rooley leaves his excellent athletic ability to Taro Fukado, with the hopes that he will follow Kay’s footsteps; also Fritz sadly leaves Betty Evert to follow' him. Section XXXIX—Gene DeFrance wills his ability to grow a beard to I awrence DeFrance. We don’t think it fair that Gene got all the whiskers in the family. Section XL—Alice Mogan leaves her pug nose to Henry Reiter. Section XLI—Irma Branstetter can’t think of anything to leave. W?e guess she’s already 'given the school everything she’s got. Section XLI1—Irma Stef fan leaves her poetic ability to the Juniors in general, for goodness knows they’ll need it next year. Section XLIII—Edna Borg wills her scholastic rating in Steno II to Betty Evert. With a little effort on your part, Betty, you should make the trip to Bozeman next yeyar. Section XLIV—Alice Haagenson wills her girlish feminity to Rosemary Speckeen. Section XLVI—Helena Frank wills her ability to tell fairy tales to Bert Kucera. Section XLVII—Maxine Moler wills her curly locks to Dorothy Fitchner. If you don’t want them Dorothy we are sure Maxine will find good use of them. Section XLVIII—Virginia Shay leaves her lisp to Clair Breckenridge. It has a soothing effect on a moonlight night, Clair. Section XLIX—Virginia Williams wills her sedate manner to Edythe Parker. Section L—Dale Roysdon leaves his truck to George Shearer so that George won’t have to walk so far. Section LI—Phil Motzko wills his desire to get ahead to Archie Derychere, for we’re quite sure that he needs it. Section LII—Irvin McGinley leaves his reputation as a nice hoy to Edward Wright with hopes that Edward learns to live up to it. Section LIII—Ruth Fitchner leaves her librarian position to Bud Palmer so he w'on’t have to spend so much time going back and forth. Section LIV—Rynold Frank leaves his ability to win the prize waltz to Bernard Palmer. Section LV—Helen Porter wills her earnest endeavor to Elroy McManus. Section LVI—Mary Kostic wills her affinity to go to Billings High School to Billy Dinsmoore. Section LVII—Lucille Homing wills her ability to skip the last few weeks of school to Elizabeth Lee and the others who would like to.

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Class Prophecy (Continued) Irma Steffan is organizing a movement to put. all men in the home where they belong. She claims that they are gaining too much power in this woman's world. Ruby Weichert is planning to try her new Race-mobile on the Utah salt flats. Last month she attained a speed of four hundred and fifty miles per hour. And to think that twenty years ago Ruby had to be contented with seventy! Virginia Williams is making a tour of the world in her husband's diesel yacht. Helen Winters is now writing grand opera for the old Metropolitan Opera Company. Arthur Arnold runs the only pharmacy in Spur-ling, Montana—Arthur is quite an inventor also; has just patented a determent to fleas. Teddy Bundy is playing a saxaphone for the Mongolian all-nation orchestra. When he gets back to America he plans to introduce the Mongolian popular swing hit to our country. George Davis is trying a new venture in farming—raising oats in the Artie circle. Gene DeFrance is coaching football at Montana State College; his most severe rival is Fred Rooley of Montana U. Norman Drake is scenario writer for the largest studio in Hollywood. Rynold Frank is now playing professional football; it is through his influence that football has remained a popular sport. Don McManus is running a rabbit farm in the junction of Lauiel, Montana—at one time Don had ambitious toward the bright lights of the big cities. Phil Motzko is running a general store in the little town of San Francisco; he likes the quiet of the Chinese district. Clifford Phillips is a noted scientist; he has had so much success with his rocket snips in their trial flights to the moon, that he has decided to ask for a volunteer to go in the next one, although he hasn't quite figured as to what happens after one arrives on the moon. Bob Phythian is now Admiral of the U. S. navy; he is thinking of taking a teaching position in Annapolis. Bill Porter is professor of debate at Princeton; and Bill has plenty of wind left from his old debating days. Harold Price is the most noted criminal lawyer in the nation. He has just freed the world’s worst criminal, Flatty Foote from the death sentence. Fred Rooley is coaching football at the University of Montana. He is confident that he will defeat Gene DeFrance’s team in the Butte game next November. Dale Roysdon sells furniture at the south pole, but he has taken on a side line of real estate dealing; he owns nearly a whole state on this continent, and is running for president on the Liberty ticket. Albert Shay owns the largest beet hacienda ;n Montana. He has been happily married to Alice Haagenson for fifteen years. Kenneth Shay has become a hermit and is going into the business of manufacturing tombstones. Donald Scheidecker is the musical director in ♦he popular resort of captured evildoers, Alcatraz Island. Rose Reiter has inherited the largest munitions factor} in the world; in order to make money she is spreading propaganda to all the big powers so that she may start a war. Oscar Gunter is now at the head of the F. B. I. He is at present in hot pursuit of a gang of international jewel thieves. Forest Lyons is trying to introduce facism to the Eskimos. It is rumored that he is starting a revolution. Glenn Wheeler is a brave pioneer, and is planning to volunteer to steer scientist Clifford Phillips’ next rocket ship to the moon. Robert Ranger has s‘arted a business of writing epitaphs on tombstones. He is now writing his own, and expects an order from Glenn Wheeler any time.