Laurel High School - Laurels Yearbook (Laurel, MT)

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(Continued) Section XXXIV—Margaret LaPrath wills her ability to converse on any subject to Esther Lais, and her position as staff typist to anyone who has the patience. Section XXXV—Kay Heebner wills her place as editor to the next one and her friendly attitude to Lorraine Segler. Section XXXVI—Arline Cherry leaves her position as Mr. Graff’s secretary to Martha Ostwald, and her forwardness to Doris Clemens. Don't use it too much, Doris. Section XXXVII—Dorothy Kircheis wills her ever changing hair styles to any of the girls who may find them useful. Ask Faie Hailey about them. Section XXXVIII—Fred Rooley leaves his excellent athletic ability to Taro Fukado, with the hopes that he will follow Kay’s footsteps; also Fritz sadly leaves Betty Evert to follow' him. Section XXXIX—Gene DeFrance wills his ability to grow a beard to I awrence DeFrance. We don’t think it fair that Gene got all the whiskers in the family. Section XL—Alice Mogan leaves her pug nose to Henry Reiter. Section XLI—Irma Branstetter can’t think of anything to leave. W?e guess she’s already 'given the school everything she’s got. Section XLI1—Irma Stef fan leaves her poetic ability to the Juniors in general, for goodness knows they’ll need it next year. Section XLIII—Edna Borg wills her scholastic rating in Steno II to Betty Evert. With a little effort on your part, Betty, you should make the trip to Bozeman next yeyar. Section XLIV—Alice Haagenson wills her girlish feminity to Rosemary Speckeen. Section XLVI—Helena Frank wills her ability to tell fairy tales to Bert Kucera. Section XLVII—Maxine Moler wills her curly locks to Dorothy Fitchner. If you don’t want them Dorothy we are sure Maxine will find good use of them. Section XLVIII—Virginia Shay leaves her lisp to Clair Breckenridge. It has a soothing effect on a moonlight night, Clair. Section XLIX—Virginia Williams wills her sedate manner to Edythe Parker. Section L—Dale Roysdon leaves his truck to George Shearer so that George won’t have to walk so far. Section LI—Phil Motzko wills his desire to get ahead to Archie Derychere, for we’re quite sure that he needs it. Section LII—Irvin McGinley leaves his reputation as a nice hoy to Edward Wright with hopes that Edward learns to live up to it. Section LIII—Ruth Fitchner leaves her librarian position to Bud Palmer so he w'on’t have to spend so much time going back and forth. Section LIV—Rynold Frank leaves his ability to win the prize waltz to Bernard Palmer. Section LV—Helen Porter wills her earnest endeavor to Elroy McManus. Section LVI—Mary Kostic wills her affinity to go to Billings High School to Billy Dinsmoore. Section LVII—Lucille Homing wills her ability to skip the last few weeks of school to Elizabeth Lee and the others who would like to.

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E, the seniors of 1937 are gathered together on this very solemn occasion to bequeath and transmit our valuable assets to those behind us who may find them worthwhile. Duly drawn up and sworn to on this 25th day of May, nineteen hundred and thirty-seven. ARTICLE I Section I—To our beloved superintendent, Fred W. Graff, we leave our deepest reverence, loyalty and gratitude for all he has done for us in our four years in Laurel High. Section II—To T. H. Bennett, we leave all the hair-brained football plays and players which he can dig up in Laurel High; also we will our obedience and love, to him whom we have so grately learned to respect. Section III—To the faculty in 'general we leave all the scoldings, quarrels, etc., that we have had with them and that we wish to forget; also the hopes that they will miss our mischievous manner just a little. Section IV—Sorrowfully we leave to the beautiful new high school any marks, scratches, spit-wads, or waste paper which may be found lying around, and also our dearest remembrance of the many opportunities it offered us. ARTICLE II Section I—Doris Mart-hand wills her position as Champion Gum-Cracker of Laurel High to Rose Ellen Foley, and Freddie Hilgert to any one who wrants him. Section II—Bill Porter leaves his ability for debating to Jackson Parker, for since Jackson won't be big enough to crash a line next year he may be able to talk his way through. Section III—Evangeline Budge leaves all the cold cream jars behind her. Section IV—Ruby Weichert leaves her ability to hold a boy whether he wants to be held or not to Florence Ranger, and her neat appearance for those who need to take the hint. Section V—Sadie Leichtnam wills her recent boyish bob to Gertrude Gilles along with the many comments. Section VI—Albert Shay is sorry to say that he has no gift for the remaining classes as he is taking Alice Haagenson with him. Section VII—Loretta Coy, telling us that she has grown tired of it, leaves her giggle to Helene Roberts with the hope that she will be more successful using it than the one she already has. Section VIII—George Davis leaves his special brand of hair oil to Lloyd Shay with hopes that it will help him just a little—sorry Lloyd, but you will have to inquire about the brand. Section IX—Louise Dawson leaves her shyness to Ruth Heebner, for modesty is the greatest charm a 'girl can possess. Section X—Catherine Conrad leaves her habit of sleeping—just to get rid of it. She doesn’t think it worth leaving to anyone. Section XI—Eunice Coulter leaves her position as ideal girl of the senior class to anyone who thinks they can take her place. Section XII—Eileen Harrison passes on to Bud Edwards the red hair willed to her by Eleanor Price. Section XIII—Bob Ph.vthian leaves his “way with the women to Eddie Burke with the hopes that Eddie doesn't have as much trouble with it. Section XIV—Lillie Munyan leaves her hair-dress to Irene Russell—just in case. Section XV—Helen Munyan leaves her place as Miss Sutherland’s assistant to Margaret Harper. Section XVI—Helen Winters leaves her pleasingly plump appearance to anyone w-ho may need to improve their figure. Section XVII—Kenneth Shay wills his frowrn to Russell Packard. Don’t make too much of it, Russ. Section XVIII—Dorothy Chopper leaves her quiet and reserved ways to Jimmie Myers. There’s your chance, Jimmie. Section XIX—Norman Drake leaves his tenor voice to Gene Daniels so that he can change off whenever he chooses. Section XX—Don McManus leaves his supply of siams behind, we hope; and his slowness just to be rid of it. Section XXI—Harold Price leaves his January’s spring fever to anyone who gets cold in the summertime. Section XXII—Clara Behm leaves her slacks to Mary- Baird. Never mind! the first hundred years are the hardest. Section XXIII—Art Arnold leaves his passiveness to the overwrought Freshmen. Make good use of it Freshmen, it’s a fine art. Section XXIV—Ruth Brickman leaves her avoirdupois to Mary Baird. Section XXV—Amelia Frank wills her quietness to Jessie McGinley, feeling that he can make 'good use of it. Section XXVT—Lydia Spomer leaves her dimples to Dorothy Graff. Who knows, they might come in handy. Section XXVII—Faie Bailey, understanding that Helen Kircheis desires them, leaves her well plucked eye brows to the little lady. Section XXVIII—Ruth Brohaugh leaves her secretarial appearance to Betty Evert, and just leaves her moody habits behind. Section XXIX—Josephine Quinn wills her sweet and charming attitude to Loraine Allen and her ability to blush to Imogene Bohan. Section XXX—Gladys Habener leaves her resemblance to Katherine Hepburn to Kathleen Starkey. Section XXXI—Clifford Phillips leaves his comic al tactics to somebody else. Cliff wants to be taken seriously for a change, we think. Section XXXI—Bernice Miller leaves Laurel High in a joyful state. Ah, Bernice, we wonder why? Section XXXIII—Beatrice Miller leaves dear old Laurel High nothing. She is worrying about Bernice leaving her in the lurch. Is that true Beatts?

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Class Prophecy WE have now taken interest in the future of the graduating class of 1987. The scene is twenty years from now; proceeding we find: Faie Bailey is the president of the largest dress designing company in Paris. She has just put her latest handiwork on the market; it is a light costume equipped with two super machine-guns and a gas mask in case of a predicted invasion by the Eskimos, who have become a world power. Clara Behni has taken the task of educating the backward population of Africa. She says they are fine pupils since she persuaded them to hand over their spears and shields five years ago. Edna Borg has become an English teacher in the University of Antartica; her class of penguins are mastering the language wonderfully under her excellent supervision. Irma Branstetter has become editor of the Poet’s Corner in The Mossmain Times. Mossmain has become a thriving center since all the people of Laurel have scattered all over the world. Ruth Brickman has been made the sole heir to the estate of her uncle who died recently. She has become the owner of the old Empire State Building; she plans to remodel it and make an apartment house out of it. Ruth Brohaugh has become Ministeress of Propaganda for Adolf Hitler, Jr. It is said that she has been having personal affairs with him and we sec that she has persuaded him to shave off the mustache for which his deceased father had set the design in the future German dictatorship. Evangeline Budge has started a thriving business and is making a comfortable living. She has made use of her soothing voice by hiring out to read bedtime stories to children who can’t or won't go to sleep while Mamma is entertaining the Ladies’ Club. Arline Cherry is the private secretary to Franklin D. Roosevelt who has just been appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. Dorothy Chopper is touring the world to get material for the book she is going to write on the customs of the races. Catherine Conrad has become owner of the New York Times but she has changed it to an evangelistic sheet and is now trying to reform the crimson movements of today’s society through her fiery editorials. Eunice Coulter has just won the Pulitzer play prize for the play she wrote entitled, “Back In ’37.” This play depicts the conditions of twenty years ago and compares them with those of modern times. Loretta Coy has nobly taken upon herself to personally speak in every larfce city and try to reform the crimson antics of our people. She is hand in glove with the evangelist, Catherine Conrad. Louise Dawson is translating the Chinese classic novel “Fui Tu Yui” in “Sing Sing Long.” She is under the auspices of the University of Hangchow. Ruth Fitchner is the world’s leading designer of the new Ultra Modern neon signs. These works of art are considered valuable, and Ruth’s newest style neon sign has a motion picture attached to the side. Amelia Frank is in South America’s jungles, working to obtain woman suffrage. Helena Frank is now head librarian in the Graff National Library in Washington, D. C. This library was dedicated to the people of the United States by Fred W. Graff. Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Alice Haagenson has been happily married for fifteen years to her old high school beau—Albert Shay. Gladys Habener is now a noted astronomer. She purchased the old Eifel Tower of Paris, remodeled it, and is now establishing her observatory on top of it. Eileen Harrison is the greatest aviatrix of the day. She has just completed her round-the-world hop from New York by way of both poles. Kay Heebner is at the head of the faculty at the University of Vladivostock, also writes poetry in Russian. Lucille Horning is the most popular soprano in America. She is contracted with N. B. C. television hook-up. Dorothy Kircheis is now the owner of the Pan-American Airways. She plans to extend a branch line from Florida to Nome, Alaska. Margaret LaPrath has married a Rockefeller heir and she is thinking of building a private garage in the old Madison Square Garden, which she has just purshased. Sadie Leichtnam is the instructor of physics and chemistry at the Honolulu College for the feebleminded. She is thinking of accepting a position at the Warm Springs Institute at Warm Springs, Montana. Doris Marchand is the world’s champion table tennis player. She also has a hobby of dueling with pistols. She challenges all comers in either of these sports. Beatrice and Bernice, the Miller twins, are as inseparable now as they were in high school twenty years ago. They live in identical houses, have married twins, and each proudly pushes a preambulator for twins down the avenue every Sunday afternoon, unless they are riding in their new super speedsters. Alice Mogan is cooking in the largest cafe in Paris. It’s the style now to ask for that old-fashioned cooking, as many people don’t trust these concentrated food value pills. Maxine Molar is at the head of the American Female Doctors’ Union. She is planning a strike as she claims the patients are not paying union wages. Helen and Lillie Munyan are residing in Molt, Montana, now. They have both been married to millionaires for the last ten years and they are donating funds for the new city hall to be erected ir. Molt. Josephine Quinn is at the head of the English department at Mossmain high school. Virginia Shay has married an income tax collector and has acquired his talent for finding the shirking taxpayer, but she uses it on his salary. Lydia Sporner has bought a penthouse in New York and spends most of her time writing histories of the nations.