Laurel High School - Laurels Yearbook (Laurel, MT)

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Section XVIII—To Sadie Leichtman, Ida LaPrath’s «ift of gab and linguistic power . Section XVIII—To John L. go Wilbur's blue notes— to keep them in the family, Will says. Section XIX—Pauline Zimmerman leaves her boy friends very sorry. Section XX—Otto Preikszas leaves memories of a badly mutilated name. Section XXI—Pat McGuire's debating powers are left to Clair Breckenridge. Section XXII—Gertrude Stranding draws Dot Kraus’ duties as librarian, and she leaves to the highest bidder her sunny disposition. Section XXIII—Harry Per.ninger wishes to dispose of hi« farmer’s characteristics. Lowest bidder gets them. Scotch tendencies to the well-known school spendthrift. Section XXV—Bemie McDougall leaves her executive ability to Ralph Bailey. Section XXVI—Rosemary Leppink. the “Wench of the Bench, leaves her tactics to Leona Willis in the hope that Leona will learn how. Section XXVII—Lucille Van Doran wills her ability to study to Glen Wheeler. Section XXVIII—Luella McManus gives her brown hair to Glenn Fly. Section XXIX—To anyone who wants it, Hubert Walton wills his ambition. ARTICLE III Section I—The tide is ebbing and we have but a few moments left to stay, so before this school year dies we’ll add a few last minute requisitions—that Mrs. Knaack and Miss Hazlitt keep alive in their hearts the thanks which we now bestow upon them for the hardships and the pleasures they have seen us through, also for the school betterments which they have sponsored, the effects of which will be left on students of I aural High for years. Because we find no one willing to have the blood of this missive on his hands we must needs do without an executor. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we. the Senior class of nineteen hundred and thirty-five hereby set our hands and v 4 • • 11 HARRY PEWITT. HACKERT PHILLIPS.

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CLASS WILL First, Last, and Only Will Of the Class Of ’35 WK the Seniors are gathered together on this solemn occasion to bequeath our real and imaginative property to our near worthy successors. Duly drawn up and sworn to on this 22nd day of May, nineteen hundred and thirty-five. ARTICLE I Section I—Our whole-hearted endorsement of his system we leave to our beloved friend anti superintendent, Fred W. Graff. Section II—To T. H. Bennett, the best football coach in the U. S., we leave permission to adopt any freak plays originating from the Senior master minds, whether evolved on the sidelines or any other point of vantage whatsoever. Section III—To the faculty ir. general we will a memory of our industry, lovableness, and regard for their slightest wishes to be held up to the classes following as a model for them to attain, impossible though it be. Section IV—To our successors, the Juniors of this year, we leave the hearts of the maidens we have loved and hope they can fill our places, also we leave our dignity, decorum aid the traditions we have instituted or supported. Section V—To the rest of the school we leave our sympathies as compensation for the loss of such admirable upper classmen with the realization that nothing can ever make up this loss—but we can try. ARTICLE II Section I—In all seriousness and with an eye to making light some suffering under classmen's burden we are going to bequeath each separately a few of our very valuable assets which, though we may find need for them, the generosity of our hearts will not heed warning but insists we leave you something. Therefore open your arms to receive what blessings there are left, and treat them as the worthy gifts that they are. Section II—To Eleanor Price the senorita complexion of Geneva Bailey is left. Section III—Frank Bnrtholf to Frank Devine wills his perfect 52. Section IV—To Harry Williams goes the speed of our expert stenographer, Effie Borg. Section V—The Clark Gable features of Bernard Bro-haugh are hereby willed to Doc” Clayborn. Section VI—Katherine Budge wills her shy disposition to Yvonne Drury in hopes that she will make the best possible use of it. Section VII—We give Burl Carter’s way with the women—no second thought. Section VIII—Upon Ruth Heebner’s shoulders is settled the worries of Connie's singing, and her duties as chief editor go to Amelia Bauer. Section IX—With the hope that he does not blow up the lab, David Evert wills Cliff Phillips his knowledge of chemistry. Section X—Mary Hageter leaves Kathie McDougall. Section XI—To Jerry McGuire the cave man attributes of Wilbur Sullivan. Station XII—Matt Hartley will his football mask to Bob Phythiar. and to Mrs. Knaack the only two good notes he ever got from his sax. Section XIII—And to the school as a whole Heebner, Phillips, and MacDonald leave their lady loves with th • hope you treat them kindly. Section XIV—Gladys Johnson bestows upon Morris Durham her A average and all that goes with it. Section XV—Chuck Wiggins gives to Rodney Forsyth his handsome countenance, and his ability as center to Bill Porter. Section XVI—To Irene Kass, Margaret Hartley bequeaths her chorus girl figure. (Continued on next page) .

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CLASS PROPHECY Class 1934-35 Prophecy Be it good or be it bad, let us all see what the leaves in our teacups say. Shall we retire to the Garden of the Future, ami let Madame Bernine Marie Dougallette see what the future holds for us. Madame Bernine Marie Dougallette-----------. Young folks—you have asked for it: drink your tea, turn over your cups and I shall proceed to read from them, the points in your life when the greatest honor shall present itself. Geneva Bailey—What is this? Clouds—dancing. You are to be the creator of the new Cloud Dance. Monsieur Bartholf—What—hip, hip—no,—beat—beat— hut it is not your drums this time! You are a Chief of Police at the North Pole. Ah. Madamoiselle Borg—Is this a bird I see? No, a chicker.—a group of coops. This means you are to be a successful poultry raiser and own a large farm. And Monsieur Brohaugh—I see you as the owner of the largest brewery since the Billings Brewery. Damoiselle Budge—This looks like a wind storm! No. its you singing. To take the place of “Blues Singing, and Torch singing.” yon have discovered the new “Wind” song. Do s this scell Gigolo.” or am I mistaken? No Monsieur Carter, it looks as if you were destined to be a gigolo to some wealthy widow in Gay Pareo. But I dare gay you arc having one good time! A rocking chair—Madamoislle Conrad! Dees thi; mean you are to retain your conservative ar.d quiet ways and live in silence? Yes, she’ll not give out any of In r advis no matter how much it is needed! Well, this seems t In something different. Marjorie Crow silting—where is this It upnears to be an ice-berg. There is pen and paper in her hand: are you still revising the old class song. Marjorie? David Evert—A huge building looms up in your cup —Stanford university. You an : very important man thcr —head of the Floor Mappers Department. Madamoiselle Hageter—this looks ns if you were being awarded a loving-cup. Yes, a loving-cup for having th largest family in the United States. Ar.d what is this in your cup, Madison Hartley? You, undoubtedly, untangling from the new Asiatic” dance — and too! a star for your partner—Mitzi Green. Madamoiselle Hartley—a seamstress! She is sewing a button on her eighteenth husband’s punts. Oh, Mon Dieu—This is good! Monsieur Hecbner you are to be coach on the famous All-Star Farris team—at Silesia college, Silesia, Mont. Gladys Johnson—Your tea leaves are yellow! This mi ans you art? to Is a gold minor. You are making geld out of the sands of Death Valley under the direction of M. Frances Schofield. Dorothy Kraus—Islands; Fiji islands—waves. You are a beauty operator on the Fiji islands! Ida LaPrath—ah, a great radio addresser. Your speciality is giving talks of etiquette to the young folks. Madamoiselle Leppink—Date exchange—no. operator of matrimonial bureau and Port of Lonely Hearts. Monsieur MacDonald—What, Clark Gable turning over his job to you? Carry on, James. President McGuire—Can it be a throne? I see a crown, yes. political advis r for the King of Abyssinia, ar.d you in a chair by his side— ou Madamoiselle McManus—Sky-scrapers in your cup? No, cat houses! She’s constructing cat houses fro her knowledge gotten in mechanical drawing in high school. Ice and snow! Monsieur Penning r. you are behind a dog-team in Alaska. A prospector ir. the far North! Hackert Phillips—You are a very reliable fol’o'.v, ovidcntally. 1 see you are the Boy Scout leader with a private office in Washington. I). C. Otto Preikszas—There is a singer in your cup too. This is a Metropolitan Opero House, md you are featured as Iuiwrence Tibbett,. the second. Wilbur Sullivan—I see Cupid in your cup. perching (Continued on next page.) -