Laurel High School - Laurelite Yearbook (Laurel, IA)

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bemor Class Prophecy cont d Mr Bernard Klauenbe rg the man who saved the world from rum in World War III has announced hls candidancy as senator from Iowa He running on the Polygomist ticket and firmly believes that a man should have as many wu es as he can support He believes this to be a suitable punish ment for a wealthy man Following his opening campaign speech he ac credited his beautiful elocutton to early practices in speaking before his English class in high school Beverly Williams has perfected her Blanklty Blank Duplicator Every thing is done by hand Miss Williams admits it takes a little longer but she has receued so much enjoyment by running it that she is confident sales will leap when others discover the thrill Delores Lukehart has just advanced to the position of head trombone greaser for Tommy Dorsey s Orchestra She has spent many years per fecting her technique for this delicate operation She acquired much of her knowledge while serving as first trombontst in the Laurel High School Band She said The most difficult part of this Job was trying to find a left handed oil can Dell Toedt has expanded his shoe shine busmess and entered into a partnership withj P Morgan the eminent wall street broker Dell started patent on his deluxe shoe brush which he fashioned after the stiff bristles of his own hair johnny the busmess manager for Phillip Morris Cigarettes has announced his company has at last succeeded in signing Lola Brown to write the script for their radio program It Pays to be Ignorant Miss Brown s dry wit has proven to be very popular with the listeners of Red Skelton s Scrapbook of Satire and other popular comedy shows Flash This is a bulletin hot off the wires in our newsroom The secret is revealed Mrs Penelope Anthonly the popular editor of the Chicago Tribune s Advice to the Love Lorn Column is none other than Miss Kathleen Johnston a former classmate of mine Mrs Anthony no doubt takes her excellent advice from the outcomes of her many romances in high school Supt john D Craven has pulled through his second brain operation per formed by the famous bralnologist Mrs Edward Wisgerhof the former Dolores johnson The first operation would have been successful but she left a sponge inside Couldn't be that she s trying to help her husband in his business could uv 9 9 '7 This program was sponsored by Edward s Mortuary at 1313 Casket Avenue Mr Wisgerhof started his brgllqant career as a doctor but found bus mess dead S0 he came a morticxan He d like to have his former classmates drop in on him just call 002 LATE for immediate service. ' ' f ' 5 I I . . , ' ' , is , 0 . . . . ' - . . . . . . .. li 9 . . . ,. . . . . . . I I - ' 'U . ' . o Q 9 . ' Q his career by using his head--as a brush. A few months ago he obtained a . ' . . . . . , . . . . . ' ' ' ll fl ' I ' I O ' ' ll l ' Ol . . . . . . . . . . , . U U I a u Q QQ l - if ' . I . I I I , . . . . . . - . . i I . 9 . . . Q9 . . , . . . U O ' I o 4 I . . . O ' ' Q - -- I