Laurel High School - Laurelite Yearbook (Laurel, IA)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY 1948 Come on m, folks You re just in txme to hear lohn s Da1 X S pper Chat on Station LHS He gained experience in speakmg while attempting to keep the teachers off the lesson subjects during his hugh school days and quite successfully too Listen here's john Bloom and the latest news Flash New York New York Madame Helen Erwm the famous mathemat1c1an announces the completion of the new revised edltlon of her geometry book In It she gives the slmphfled version of how to prove that one perpendicular b1 sector of the quadratic arc of an mscribed nonagon in a circle is equal to the greater part of the congruency of two equllate ral trapezolds She has been try mg to prove thus theorem smce her hlgh school days at Laurel Iowa Mlss Eunice Routh has at last perfected her Ultra Super Sonic Atomlc Bomb permanent The secret of her permanent IS not yet generally known but Miss Routh commented that after one permanent you won t have to worry about your hair anymore Marleen Meyers the well known concert pianist today returned from her first coast to coast tour While in Missouri she played a duet with the former U S President Harry S Truman Marleen stated that this is to be her last as well as her first tour as she will soon marry Clem Cudduddle hlpper and plans to spend a quiet secluded life ln the hills of jasper County Iowas near her home town Flash Floyd Campbell has just dropped anchor in Chesapeake Bay after com pletmg the f1rst non stop trip around the world in a G M C truck equipped with pontoons He got his experience by drlvmg through creeks gopher mounds and grader ditches with h1s Z9 Chevy wh1le stlll a youth Mr and Mrs Chester Runner of this city have announced the approach mg marriage of thelr daughter Mary to Mr Milton Morganthau jr Multi millionaire from Memphis Maine Mary stated You can t buy happiness with money but you sure can buy the kind of mlsery you ltke best The glorious stage production of Girglmg Gertle from Blze rte starrmg the glamorous M1ss LaRue formerly Harriett West has closed after three successful years on Broadway She w1ll leave next week for Reno Nevada, where she plans to dworce her husband and publicity agent Pierre Brown Miss LaRue w1ll then go to Hollywood where she plans to contmue her brilliant career -- . 9 , . . . , . . 1 u . . . . . . . . Q . . . . 1 Q 1 - I Q . . . I U I I . . .. n . . . .. X. . . . . . . . . . . - . . . . p . . . . . . n 1 0 1 - Il .O . . 1 ' 1 . . . . . - - O . . I I I I Q . . 1 1 1 . . . . 1 1 1 . 1 . . . . . . . . 3 I I O . . . . . Q 1 . . . , . . p Q 0 a ' . . . . . 1 1 a u n ' . . . . . U , . I 9 I . . . . so . . . H . - - on . . - I I O I . . . . 1 . . - n . . -