Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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PLAY SAFE! Safeguard the good health of all students and customers by installing American Continuous Towel Cabinetshwith clean towels always available. A Utah Patent, for Utah People- now used all over the United States AMERICAN LINEN SUPPLY Co. nIt Pays To Keep Clean SAFES AND VAULTS OPENED Combinations Changed, Cleaned and Adjusted CHAS. A. FOWLER The Leading Key, Gun, Bicycle and Novelty Works 62 W. Broadway, Salt Lake City, Utah PHONE WAS. 4980 Shoeman: Well, here are your shoes all soled. Wheres the money? Scotchman: Yes, Where is it? Your sign says, llShoes soled While you wait for one dollar? Ilm still wait- ing for that dollar. A LETTER FROM TEACHER Dear Mrs. Silver: Certain tendencies that are manifesting themselves in the conduct of your son, Jack, make it necessary for me to address this communication to you. While it is true that Jack is in many respects an ideal pupil, I recently noticed a trend that should not go unchecked. Every time I call on Jack to answer a question, he departs from a logical answer to my query. Instead of briefly answering me, he goes into a long, irrelevant oration. For example, I asked him yesterday to tell me who dis- covered America, and he answered me as follows: UThis great, glorious nation Whose flag shall always stand for freedom and democracy, Whose gates shall ever be open to the oppressed, this nation founded on the principle that all men are born equal, was, it is alleged, discovered in the year of our Lord fourteenaninety-two. He has been growing worse, and I think it my duty to notify his parents that unless checked and corrected, Jack will certainly grow up into a Congress- man or Senator. Very truly yours, Miss Margaret Caldwell. Big Chief Laughing Horse: Pretty dull waiting for the war to begin, isnlt it? Big Chief Dog Soup: Yeah, let's go some place and dance. C 0m 1;! im an ts 0f STAYNER-RICHARDS REALTY Co. 135 80. Main Was. 2 BURROWS 118 N0. Main Was. 10345 MAGAZINES ICE CREAM SODA FOUNTAINS LUNCHES CANDY Quick Service and Free Delivery wail 239 gen.-

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Sharp: I wanna buy a hat. Flat: Would you like a Homburg, sir? Sharp: NaW, I airft hungry. I just wanna buy a hatelowa Friuol. MuzzledeuHulloI Bought a sax- ophone? llNo, I borrowed it from the man next door. llBut you cant play it. llNeither can he While Ilve got it. WEASTHER 6718 Salt Lake Engraving Companf SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 158 REGENT ST. Then there's the absent-minded Prof. Who threw himself out of the thirty-seventh story window while testing his lifetime pen. eAnnapolis Log. Schoolteacher: Who was the most beloved girl in all France? John: Mademoiselle from Armen- tieres. Schoolteacher: No. Joan of Arc. John, you will remain after school. llListen, you little so and so. In about a minute Ilm going to hit you so hard it'll rock your grandfather in his grave! NStop! His ashes are in that valu- able vase on the edge of the mantel. Mg 238 tum-

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