Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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JINGLE BELLS Jingle fenders, jingle ftame, jingle all . the way: For Graduatlon Oh, what fun it is to ride in a second- hand Chevrolet. eCarnegie Tech, Puppet. FOR 39 YEARS Flowers SALT LAKE'S STORE OF GIFTS MILLER,S ELLISON,S For Graduation, June Brides, Showerse Every Occasion 10 E. Broadway 50 E. So. Temple tBuy on our Budget Planl CALLAWAYS, 66 MAIN 2000 YEARS AGO AESOP SAID: , A stitch in time saves nineefig leaves. A rolling stone is not going up hill. Donlt cross the bridge until you see Who's under it. It's an ill Wind that blows past the glue factory. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of soap. You never miss the water till you buy cheap gas. It's better late than getting to devotional on time. Early to bed and early to rise--these parents never see their children. A word to the wise Will never get to a college Prof. Make Whoopee While the moon shines. Every dark cloud has a wet lining. When the cats away, you have to feed the kittens With an eye dropper, Speech is silver; silence is unheard of. ' Like father: like son; In this generation, thatls no fun. ThereIs no fool like the humor editor of a year book. Therefore I will quit as I donlt like to be unique. WATCH STOPPED? ThereIs No Charge Take it to Parks the Jeweler for pressing the suits 25 West South Temple yQu buy at this store. Your money back if you are not satisfied MORAL All Kinds of Wrist Watches Reasonable Bu our suits at yy Papoose: Baw-W-W-W, I wanna Illbblt'l0IOI-Ilgco. drilggkimo Mother: Shut up, it's only . six months till mornin . 258-260 So. Main St. -Igllt'nois Siren -..,g.f 23 7 EW-

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Sharp: I wanna buy a hat. Flat: Would you like a Homburg, sir? Sharp: NaW, I airft hungry. I just wanna buy a hatelowa Friuol. MuzzledeuHulloI Bought a sax- ophone? llNo, I borrowed it from the man next door. llBut you cant play it. llNeither can he While Ilve got it. WEASTHER 6718 Salt Lake Engraving Companf SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 158 REGENT ST. Then there's the absent-minded Prof. Who threw himself out of the thirty-seventh story window while testing his lifetime pen. eAnnapolis Log. Schoolteacher: Who was the most beloved girl in all France? John: Mademoiselle from Armen- tieres. Schoolteacher: No. Joan of Arc. John, you will remain after school. llListen, you little so and so. In about a minute Ilm going to hit you so hard it'll rock your grandfather in his grave! NStop! His ashes are in that valu- able vase on the edge of the mantel. Mg 238 tum-