Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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THE FELT RADIO CO. Sells A d th th ' 11 en ere was the world S The Worldis Standard Sets most unfortunate high school student Who was so troubled With insomnia VICTOR STROMBERG that he had to stay awake through SPARTON KOLSTER all his classes. MAJESTIC BRANDES STEINITE CROSLEY Expert Service Generous Credit Wis CBookKO is cased in an g7, 1K. $?mith 0111112125- 3 cover that is guaranteed to be satisfactory and is created and SMITHCRAFTED by an organization of craftsmen specializing in the creation and production of good covers. Whatever your cover r 6 q u i r e m e n t 5 may be, this organization can satisfy them. Send for information and prices to S. K. SMITH COMPANY 213 Institute Place, Chicago, Illinois To make the hsh start biting, look at your watch where they can see you and say, so they can hear you, uWell, I must be going home now. Jots found on 21 students exaniina- Jensen JQWery ation paper: Stability is the taking care of a C stable. ompany A monastery is the place where monsters are. Expostulations is to have Small- POX. Compliments of 71 SOUTH MAIN M31 236 gm-

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Little EtheloMother, are you the nearest relative I've got? Her MotheroYes, dear, and your complete Your father is the closest. . o-Montreal Star. Edl'lcatmn W1th Us First Salesmanol made some very Learn THRIFT by investing in valuable contacts today. Second Salesmanol didnlt make Deseret Building any sales either.oLife. Society 44 South Main Street Use An Old Reliable Companyll , . Husler S We have not pa1d less than 670 per annum on Investment Shares for over 24 years Flour Made in Stock in force ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, $5,287,300-00 Assets ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, $2,589,039.66 Salt Lake N. L. MORRIS, Pres. JOS. E. KJAR, Secly. SCHOOL DICTIONARY Domestic Science-A science for aspiring husbands. FreshmanoA mere hope. SenioroAll hope lost. LibraryoSleeping quarters. ClassesoSleeping quarters. Pres. Foxls oiliceoSIeeping quarters. Mrs. Josephsonls room-Abandon ye all hope who enter here. Attendance office-Dantels Inferno. Devotional-Relief Society. College storeoPlace for collecting rare specimens of ketchup. Deseret Gymo-A place to lose anything of value. Auto MechanicsoFor an old fashioned girl Who won't walk. Deseret Book StoreyOnly in oil stock can you be more swindled. ChemistryoCourse for all barbers. Speech classoWorld Warls only rival. S. Building HallshMore necking than moonlight on the Danube. P. S. This is the latest addition to our campus and I must quit now as I have a class there in 30 minutes. mg 235 gea-

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JINGLE BELLS Jingle fenders, jingle ftame, jingle all . the way: For Graduatlon Oh, what fun it is to ride in a second- hand Chevrolet. eCarnegie Tech, Puppet. FOR 39 YEARS Flowers SALT LAKE'S STORE OF GIFTS MILLER,S ELLISON,S For Graduation, June Brides, Showerse Every Occasion 10 E. Broadway 50 E. So. Temple tBuy on our Budget Planl CALLAWAYS, 66 MAIN 2000 YEARS AGO AESOP SAID: , A stitch in time saves nineefig leaves. A rolling stone is not going up hill. Donlt cross the bridge until you see Who's under it. It's an ill Wind that blows past the glue factory. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of soap. You never miss the water till you buy cheap gas. It's better late than getting to devotional on time. Early to bed and early to rise--these parents never see their children. A word to the wise Will never get to a college Prof. Make Whoopee While the moon shines. Every dark cloud has a wet lining. When the cats away, you have to feed the kittens With an eye dropper, Speech is silver; silence is unheard of. ' Like father: like son; In this generation, thatls no fun. ThereIs no fool like the humor editor of a year book. Therefore I will quit as I donlt like to be unique. WATCH STOPPED? ThereIs No Charge Take it to Parks the Jeweler for pressing the suits 25 West South Temple yQu buy at this store. Your money back if you are not satisfied MORAL All Kinds of Wrist Watches Reasonable Bu our suits at yy Papoose: Baw-W-W-W, I wanna Illbblt'l0IOI-Ilgco. drilggkimo Mother: Shut up, it's only . six months till mornin . 258-260 So. Main St. -Igllt'nois Siren -..,g.f 23 7 EW-