Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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Little EtheloMother, are you the nearest relative I've got? Her MotheroYes, dear, and your complete Your father is the closest. . o-Montreal Star. Edl'lcatmn W1th Us First Salesmanol made some very Learn THRIFT by investing in valuable contacts today. Second Salesmanol didnlt make Deseret Building any sales either.oLife. Society 44 South Main Street Use An Old Reliable Companyll , . Husler S We have not pa1d less than 670 per annum on Investment Shares for over 24 years Flour Made in Stock in force ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, $5,287,300-00 Assets ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, $2,589,039.66 Salt Lake N. L. MORRIS, Pres. JOS. E. KJAR, Secly. SCHOOL DICTIONARY Domestic Science-A science for aspiring husbands. FreshmanoA mere hope. SenioroAll hope lost. LibraryoSleeping quarters. ClassesoSleeping quarters. Pres. Foxls oiliceoSIeeping quarters. Mrs. Josephsonls room-Abandon ye all hope who enter here. Attendance office-Dantels Inferno. Devotional-Relief Society. College storeoPlace for collecting rare specimens of ketchup. Deseret Gymo-A place to lose anything of value. Auto MechanicsoFor an old fashioned girl Who won't walk. Deseret Book StoreyOnly in oil stock can you be more swindled. ChemistryoCourse for all barbers. Speech classoWorld Warls only rival. S. Building HallshMore necking than moonlight on the Danube. P. S. This is the latest addition to our campus and I must quit now as I have a class there in 30 minutes. mg 235 gea-

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High School Students2 SUITS Correct for Graduation2-College-- all the time Theyke Hart Schaffner 8 Marx UNIVERSITY STYLES IN HIGH SCHOOL SIZES $2 Two pairs of trousers You211 want the kind of clothes that Will help you get the right start Arthur Frank 208-210 South Main Time and tide and women drivers wait for no man. Why is Jones growing a beard? His Wife made him a present of some neckties. Taylor 8 Company MAKERS OF CLASS RINGS, PINS AND AWARDS 162 South Main Street Room 206 2nd Floor A Convenient and Courteous Place to do Business BINGHAM STAGE LINES COMPANY CARS LEAVE FOR BINGHAM 7 a. m., 11 a. m., 3 p. m., 7 p. m., 9 a. m., 1 p. m., 5 p. m., 11 p. m. 2.23 2 3 4 EM.

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