Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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And then there's the absent- minded prfoessor who jumped from an airplane but didnit open his parae chute because it wasn't raining. John was looking at his newly ar- rived baby brother. tiHow long before he will talk, mother? iiNot for about a year. iiThatis funny! Brother Dalby told us that Job cursed the hour he was born. CBeauM FOR graduation presents, nothing ex- cels in beauty or utility an electrical appliance. They long outlast the thought that prompted the giver. Come in and see them in any of our stores. IN the home there are no servants so wonderfully eliminating drudgery as do these-the Electric Range, Water Heater and Refrigerator. OUR COMBINATION RATES You have heard before of our combination rates for domestic electric service through one meter. We invite you to come into any of our oHices to have it more thoroughly explained to you-or telephone us and we will be glad to discuss it in your home or oche. UTAH POWER 8 LIGHT CO. Eficimzt Public Service Carter-Mother, can I keep a diary? Mrs. Jones-eCertainly, darling. Darling Cartere-But can I keep this perfectly dizzy one I found downstairs in your desk ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ? Teacher: NMr. Cowan, that's the third time I've seen you look on Mr. Ashtonis paperfi Melvyn Cowan: uI can't help it, Buzz don,t write plain. met 23 1 Ram

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Woolen Wear Overcoats Lagoon Sweaters Girls and Sex Ties Ladies Dresses The Fun S at o Utalf, . , p f Su1ts Blankets 35c Round Trip Made in Utah Via Bamberger Electric The Original Auto Admission SOC Per Car UTAH WOOLEN MILLS 28 Richards St. Salt Lake City, Utah FOUND IN A PROFESSORlS DIARY Mondayel got up out of the wrong side of the bed. Took a rake to school instead of my brief case. Went to the wrong school and went to bed in the wrong apartment. TuesdayeDoctor Says I Will recover. Put the twins out instead of the dog, but everything else went off fine. Wednesdayel forgot to make an entry for today. ThursdayeMailed the letter my Wife gave me last month. Went for a walk in the canyon and fell in the reservoir. I nearly drowned; must have forgotten to swim out. FridayeDidnlt clean my teeth With the shaving soap. Took my Tues- day music lesson. Parked in front of a lire plug for three hours. Saturdayeplayed golf all day and made it to the third hole. After three more lessons llm going to start counting my strokes. Sunday-Got up to speak in church and offered very good invocation. Took a deposit to the bank but must have been late as I couldnlt get in. Will go later. OU would not junk your good auto because the tires are worn out4THEN Ask for Why discard your shoes because the soles are gone? R? OSTLE S Let us REBUILD them the ROYAL way and we guarantee you satisfaction. We can put on your DANCING TAPS. ChOCOIateS and Bars ROYAL SHOE REPAIRING Distinctively Different 38 South Main Street Phone Was. 803 meet 23 0 gm.

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A FEW FAST SLOW GANS The new ChevroleteKeeps fresh and sweet on your pantry shelf. Wizz BangeUtahk independent newspaper. De Luxe Pool HalI-The play ground of the world. Utah Light and Traction Company-Twice Daily. Vico OileCreamhs only rival. Gee Gee Hair Restorer-Babies cry for it. Modern Sausage CompanyeWe buy dead horses. Lydia Pinkhams-Service since 1860. Deseret Mortuaryels your life insurance beneficial? One piece bathing suitseYour story in pio- tures leaves nothing untold. Portland Cement-Aids digestion. 12th SchooleNo home is complete without one. Home brewe4 out of 5 have it. Blow gumeFrom contented cows. Kissproof lipstickeSpreads like butter. Redwood RoadeSalt Lakehs greatest enter- tainment. Pres. FQXeChases dirt. Dr. Pierces liver pillseAmerica's most famous dessert. MazolaeFor Whiter clothes in tub or washer. Old Dutch Cleanser-Keep that school girl complexion. Chas. LindbergheGood to the last drop. Horlickhs Malted MilkeStays crisp in milk or cream. Womanhs Home CompanioneBuilds body, brain and nerves. Fatty'h ArbuckIe-Steam exploded 8 times normal size. Gillette Razor BladeseRemoves film from teeth. Coon Chicken Inn-JThe danger line. StetsOn hatseput one on, the pain is gone. MaytageLet the laundry do it.