Latter Day Saints Business College - S Book Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

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Woolen Wear Overcoats Lagoon Sweaters Girls and Sex Ties Ladies Dresses The Fun S at o Utalf, . , p f Su1ts Blankets 35c Round Trip Made in Utah Via Bamberger Electric The Original Auto Admission SOC Per Car UTAH WOOLEN MILLS 28 Richards St. Salt Lake City, Utah FOUND IN A PROFESSORlS DIARY Mondayel got up out of the wrong side of the bed. Took a rake to school instead of my brief case. Went to the wrong school and went to bed in the wrong apartment. TuesdayeDoctor Says I Will recover. Put the twins out instead of the dog, but everything else went off fine. Wednesdayel forgot to make an entry for today. ThursdayeMailed the letter my Wife gave me last month. Went for a walk in the canyon and fell in the reservoir. I nearly drowned; must have forgotten to swim out. FridayeDidnlt clean my teeth With the shaving soap. Took my Tues- day music lesson. Parked in front of a lire plug for three hours. Saturdayeplayed golf all day and made it to the third hole. After three more lessons llm going to start counting my strokes. Sunday-Got up to speak in church and offered very good invocation. Took a deposit to the bank but must have been late as I couldnlt get in. Will go later. OU would not junk your good auto because the tires are worn out4THEN Ask for Why discard your shoes because the soles are gone? R? OSTLE S Let us REBUILD them the ROYAL way and we guarantee you satisfaction. We can put on your DANCING TAPS. ChOCOIateS and Bars ROYAL SHOE REPAIRING Distinctively Different 38 South Main Street Phone Was. 803 meet 23 0 gm.

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and hang it at the head of your bed. The hairs, being thirsty, will come forth for a drink. The aspirant should then quickly tie a knot in the hair and it will stay out. P. S. Please dont take this too seriously. HI sure fixed Tommy. Heill never copy again. HHow did you do that? HSimple. He used to copy all my answers. I thought I would teach him a lesson, and consequently in the final exam I put down the wrong answers. He copied them and flunked the course. HGee, that's great, but how did you get through? nGosh, I never thought of thatf' e-U. of S. Calif. Wampus. OH, YEAH? 1. A barn swallow cannot swal- low barns and a barn cannot swale low! 2. A day-bed is not used in the day-time and task anyone who has slept in oney it is NOT a bed! 3. Most college students do not go to college and they are NOT students. 4. A student newspaper is not handled by students and it is NOT a newspaper! 5. Final examinations do not ex- amine and they are NOT final! tOn receipt of a selfeaddressed stamped envelope. we shall be glad to steam off the stamp and keep itJ eWisconsin Octopus. We Wish You Succ ess LEI B 9 mm; 4 ,GLAegigAaelNT ; 6l-65-67 WEST lg SOUTH SALT LAKE CITY Lester J . Strong Delicious True Fruit Punches for Dances, Parties, Weddings, etc. First Class Serving Service if Desired The Bluebird Residence Hy. 8462 Hy. 4879-J J ackson School of Dancmg New Locatione257 E. 3rd 30. Ballroome-TapeAcrobaticeBallet HJackson Hall', may be rented for Social Parties IRA ROSE Spencer Confectionery Ice Cream, Fountain Service, Candy, Films 1087 East 9th South Phone Hyland 8466 mg 229 gm-

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And then there's the absent- minded prfoessor who jumped from an airplane but didnit open his parae chute because it wasn't raining. John was looking at his newly ar- rived baby brother. tiHow long before he will talk, mother? iiNot for about a year. iiThatis funny! Brother Dalby told us that Job cursed the hour he was born. CBeauM FOR graduation presents, nothing ex- cels in beauty or utility an electrical appliance. They long outlast the thought that prompted the giver. Come in and see them in any of our stores. IN the home there are no servants so wonderfully eliminating drudgery as do these-the Electric Range, Water Heater and Refrigerator. OUR COMBINATION RATES You have heard before of our combination rates for domestic electric service through one meter. We invite you to come into any of our oHices to have it more thoroughly explained to you-or telephone us and we will be glad to discuss it in your home or oche. UTAH POWER 8 LIGHT CO. Eficimzt Public Service Carter-Mother, can I keep a diary? Mrs. Jones-eCertainly, darling. Darling Cartere-But can I keep this perfectly dizzy one I found downstairs in your desk ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ? Teacher: NMr. Cowan, that's the third time I've seen you look on Mr. Ashtonis paperfi Melvyn Cowan: uI can't help it, Buzz don,t write plain. met 23 1 Ram